/brit/

Love fannies.

tescos opens in 10 minutes

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>>79044550
o hell yea

why are german cars so fucking retardedly engineered

>>79044556
Are you ready

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:(

>>79044580
they're made for people who never want to do anything more than drive and have a car that "just werks"
they are the MacBooks of cars

>>79044556
suspense is killing me

>>79044589

this is missing the piece of bread with a 21 written on it with frosting

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>>79044589
forgot this

>>79044556
Can you get me a monster energy ultra (white), some jiffy cloths and some kitchen sponges

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got half a bag of lidl gyros-flavoured crisps in my glove compartment that would go down a treat right about now but cba going out to get them

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>>79044619
want to know exactly how he cut the cake

Having a steak soon lads.

dunno how people can drink monster energy

used to have it when I was 13, alongside a choccy bar when I was playing gta IV for 10 hours straight. couldn't fathom having one now desu

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>>79044570
That girl is cute as hell, she can become my socially awkward gf if she wants.

https://this-is.pizzahut.com.au

can you believe the utter STATE of this "redesign" lads? what a bunch of hopeless mongs

taken the plunge

feel bad for people with old parents

I have a sister who is 10 years younger than me, now that my brother and I have left she's going to be stuck there

>>79044678
>when I was 13
>playing gta IV
Underage get the fu... oh.

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>>79044690
>ywn save her

packin in the drink FOR GOOD.... dont need that shite *thumbs up*

>>79044690
are those her grandparents or what
they don't even look related

>>79044694
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I saw this the other night. I felt like the browser screen was zoomed in.

tescos is now open
i am going to tescos

>>79044723
>you now realise gta IV released 9 years ago

don't anglos have local pizzerias or is everything owned by Yum! Brands?

>>79044580
Why are Australian cars ... oh. Sorry about that.

>>79044764
getting local pizza (especially delivered) is like double the price

and anyway americans have absolutely mastered the greasy piles of heart disease you need now and then

>>79044726
you couldn't save a shit in a stream

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>>79044787

>>79044786
That's why you need the vouchers to cut down the delivery fee.

>>79044764
local pizzerias in most cities are paki shite that taste like Iceland deep pan microwave jobs

the gf used to live in Finchley though and there was a great local one owned by a few Italians

>>79044786
haven't seen a single appealing 'za from any of the massive chains

Lads, does pineapple below on pizza ?

that new taylor swift song is shit. its not even remotely catchy

>>79044764
theres a kebab shop near where i live that does 3 10" pizzas for a tenner, not bad

>>79044865
>below
belong.

Australians do NOT below in /brit/

Fark, it's blowing a gale outside lads.

>>79044690
is she aussie? looks familiar

>>79044865
no, says so in the bible

>>79044903
I know there's the one regular shitposter, are there others?

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>>79044774
f-fuck off
the commodore was one of the best cars in the world

>>79044865
LOVE Pinneapple
LOVE Pizza
HATE Pineapple on my piz
simple as

>>79044949
theres turtle, a bender, a lad that student computer science at sydney uni, and one more i think

pale guy crying

>>79044957
Genuinely RIP utes.

>>79044978
it's 'ZA not PIZ you fucking dolt

lot of grammatical mistakes itt

>>79044982
Well shit, that explains the collective cancer

>>79044996
piz off

would any of you come to see my slam poetry performance if I entered?

>>79045055
just to heckle you

Got a free can of carabao

It's absolutely rank, worse than Aldi own brand energy drinks

We must save the Korean women

At all costs

*fires Internet at you*

>>79045103
autism

SENT YA BITCH A DICK PIC, NOW SHE NEED GLASSES

slags and crisps, slags and crisps
what does it all mean? why is every successful man on here called dean?
o, o, y'all are BIGOTS
KFC chicken filets
part of the capitalist murder machine
old white men gotta make the money
what does it all mean?

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>79045179
Garden shed?

any yanks in here

I have a question

Getting my daily dose of Dr Peterson lads

Hello n....
Hel...
Hello!
Hello niinnn.....
HEL...
Hel-LO NIGnnnnnNNnnn...

Can't quite get it out lads, could someone help me?

>>79045203
I may not reply
go

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work tomorrow

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I've arrived lads

>>79045240
Need to WAKE UP for work in 12 hours

>>79045249
why would you go to work at 10:30 PM?

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>>79045217

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Sissy British boys.

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Heartwarming

>>79045240
must be great working for a living, being your own man, knowing at the end of the day you're the boss

want 2 die lol

>>79045272
HAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO FUCKING FUNNY

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>>79045244
Casual

>>79045204
Lol he's a pseudo Sam Harris exposed him.

>>79045311
Opposite happened

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State of capitalism

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>hey bro! you haven't said much tonight, come take a seat with the rest of us! I'm about to play hey there Delilah

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Baby, life's what you make it
Can't escape it
Baby, yesterday's favorite
Don't you hate it
Baby life's what you make it
Don't back date it
Baby, don't try to shade it
Beauty is naked

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This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

i am back from tescos

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHZV8Juna40

death to lyric posters

>>79045334
Peterson was an obscurantist wrapped up in a romanticised justification of how religion can still be useful. He reminds me of many educated western Muslims who work themselves in knots to defend Islam.

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>north korea have developed a H-bomb

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getting my daily dose of Joe Rogan

>>79045360
Religion still can be useful.

>>79045365
You're going to die anyway, so what?

>>79045365

Want Trump to heem him somewhat desperately

>>79045371
In the sense that it has a useful value system maybe, aside from that, not so much.

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utes

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>filters aren't working

>>79045365
good on them, shows that hard work pays off

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>utilitarian religion

>>79045225
how much do you weigh, tubby tub tub?

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>justification of how religion can still be useful.

id love to see a real life nuclear explosion, or at least modern footage of a nuclear explosion with sound and in HD

im sick of all nuke footage being shitty grainy shite from the 50s and 60s

>>79045402
>the virgin ride

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just ate an entire swiss roll

>>79045436
shut up nerd

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just ate

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>Religion still can be useful.

>>79045402
You could've made these with the steering wheel on the correct side though.

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had a massive bowl of sugary cereal for breakfast

probably like 700 calories

>>79045371
religion offers nothing you cant attain without it.

drop a h-bomb on my spuds

>>79045421
Somewhere between 140-145 lbs

have a very large adam's apple
not a fan of this unaesthetic characteristic

can't wait til its bed time again hate being awake

what places do you wanna visit for a holiday and why

have a very large willy
big fan of this aesthetic characteristic

>>79045464
I'm sure siens can make an Eternal Kingdom of God, idiot

>>79045499
Slovenia
Northern Spain
Bordeaux

seem like nice places

>>79045503
jurys out whether that even exists mate. therefore its irrelevant to the discussion.

>>79045452
if people do good because of religion, while it may cause some offense as it is not done for goodness' sake, but rather for sky tokens, it is still good being done

bf was too rough with me last night lads

>>79045464

This is true, but how can you attain religious standard values in a community without religion.

The majority of Christians I meet are deeply good people, how do we gradually move away from religion whilst retaining the good of these kinds of people.

>work tomorrow

Sunday is a fucking meme day; literally unenjoyable. All it does it allow Saturday to be enjoyable.

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>it's another "light headedness and headache" episode

its going to be another fun day lads

>>79045512
>Slovenia
ultimate taste

don't speak to me


..


i said don't speak to me

>>79045521
juries make mistakes, wouldn't depend on them

>>79045572

>>79045545
i know this feel, sunday is arguably worse than monday

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>>79045572

>>79045572
>>79045572
>>79045572
>>79045572
>>79045572
>>79045572
*fucks you hard on the sink*

hate sundays
hate summer

>>79045580
>sunday is arguably worse than monday
yeh mate working is much better than not working.

>>79045605
*after I ask for something to drink*

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>>79045618
Yank girls are a top breed

>>79045618
>gif
fuck off

gym has been closed for 3 days since its a holiday
feel my gains slipping away

every minute I stay here i get weaker
and every minute Charlie squats in his ghetto gym he gets stronger

fuck off

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>>79045652

what does a cute girl's poo smell like?

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there is literally nothing more heartmelting for me than a well-mannered and friendly asian man with heavy stubble and a cute smile

eg: pic related, which is the most attractive man ive ever seen

new housemate is a bleck

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What is your album of 2017 then lads?

>>79045668
shit

do homosexuals feel shame or pleasure when they excrete think logs of foetid shite from their arses every day?

>>79045685
Enforce segregation in the fridge.
Can't have those darkies taking all the space.

>>79045721
>think
*thick

>>79045680
you gay CUNT

*smashes my pint over your head*

oi smithy fill 'er up mate, put it on my tab

state enforced homosexuality

>>79045757
thats part of the Labour 2020 manifesto

>>79045689
aldous harding - party

nothing gay about feeling pleasure from a big healthy poo

>>79045792
sexual pleasure?

not a statist
fuck off

nothing gay about anal stimulation whatsoever

>>79045792
nothing gay about iglooing as long as it's your own shit

nothing gay about your husband cumming in your arse
whatsoever

Liking anything up the butt is closet/repressed gay tier

thanks to the british poster who talked about rico recklezz

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turtle mong u in?

>we need more immigration to keep growing our economy!
>it needs to keep growing growing growing forever!
fuck off already you useless jew controlled shitheads

its all about increasing the economy by any means possible and i'm getting tired of it

>>79045858
did you hear his hit em up remix

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boyfriend sent me this (srs)
hes gone and dyed his hair again the silly goose <3

woke up too late and hungover to do church today

will just do Latin mass next week which I feel counts as two normal masses at least

>>79045883
would spark that chink out if i ever saw him down in clacton

What is the plan for today lads?

>>79045882
i only listened to recklezz scissorhandz mixtape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XupjTyYf2J8

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>>79045857
this

*wicky wicky wicky wicky*

FUCK THA PO-LICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDAGROUND

Good places to eat in Bath, anyone?

>>79045909
burger king

>>79045883
If i laid eyes on this little cumstain anywhere NEAR Leicester I'd have his jaw on the floor

bit pathetic how homosexuals are so desperate to mimic heterosexual sex they resort to putting their willies in grim ugly holes filled with faeces, bacteria and parasites with the hugely added risk of contracting a host of diseases.

Its like when Morgoth or whoever first made orcs in LotR as a twisted, degenerate and corrupt version of elves.
well queer sex is the twisted, degenerate and corrupt version of natural and wholesome sex.

>>79045909
Anywhere, it's all clean

>>79045924
'sheed

>>79045909
Greggs

rap is nigger music

man just made a LotR reference to talk about gay sex get him out of here

>>79045898
literally nothing. might go for a drive soon or some shit before inevitably coming back here and drinking myself into oblivion

dont come to barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised

>>79045883
He looks like a bit of a homosexual.

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>>79045869
yes lad

>>79045813
normal red blooded, meat eating, God Fearing, high fibre pleasure

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>If i laid eyes on this little cumstain anywhere NEAR Leicester I'd have his jaw on the floor

>>79045956
what size shoes do you wear? im guessing 8 or 9

>>79045900
its funny he talks shit about literally every rapper in chicago

https://youtu.be/Y9RHyX7zzQ4

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>>79045883
>Dating a cartoon character

>>79045956
post that pic of you in the train again hahah the one with the energy drink

>>79045883
if this slanty eyed little shirtlifter even THINKS about venturing within 20 miles of Basildon he'll be eating pavement in a matter of seconds

>>79045975
40-41

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>Rooney's drunken shenanigans are literally front page news

jesus

>>79045994
i meant in a 1st world measurement

>>79045980
anime website

>>79045996
the man's an institution

this goes out to the aussie with an interest in defenestration

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/defenestration

>>79045979
that's a nice song hope he doesn't get in trouble because of this though

>>79045883
would vaporise this gooks jaw the minute he stepped foot in Bristol

would heem any of you that came down to womenswold... my neck of the woods

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God I wish I was born in the 1950s so I could drive a shitty 1950s underpowered, uneconomical, no AC or radio, ineffective heater, won't start in winter, no traction control, dangerous heap of metal with no airbags or crumple zones and flimsy A-pillars.

If only there was some sort of way I could buy cars from the 1950s today in 2017!! But alas it is totally impossible.

Truly I was born in le wrong generation.

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>>79045999
don't drink energy drinks don't know what you're on about
saw this little fella today

playing cookie clicker

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>>79044589
lmao reminds me of the time I spent my 21st birthday alone and sleeping through the day 4 months ago
what a time to be young and damned

>>79046058
in the end it's you who's being played

>>79045883
should this oriental gentleman ever happen upon the vicinity of the chipping norton municipality, i would certainly write a strongly worded letter DEMANDING his departure

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>>79046058

hope everybody's had a nice week

got a load of St. Ettiene in the fridge but would rather some Galeruexs 2bh

went to an afro-funk gig last night.
the entire audience was white. the entire band was white. only black guy was the lead singer and he's not even british.

non-whites dont give a shit about integrating so why the fuck are they always complaining? last night was a prime example of native whites trying to be more inclusive to other demographics and they couldn't give less of a toss.

>>79046124
*runs into the thread, my body completely engulfed in flame*
*stub my toe on your chair*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

gagging for cock ngl

>>79046124
fuck you

>>79046151
you gay?

Feel like a beer tonight, but I had one beer last night and don't want to become an alcoholic x

>>79046132
while the proud young black britons are making new genres of music, stuffy old whitey is still stuck in the past banging on some drums

does living in australia fuck with your brain or something? all the australians on 4chan are shit-posting morons. to the extent where they regularly get range-banned. what the fuck.

>>79046132
bizarre post.

>>79046132
where? was it good?

Passing Clouds up in Dalston used to be amazing yes is more white people than others but was still inclusive and diverse enough n ot to feel like pure pandering

up to 279 cookies per second lads

going to try topping the taiwanese bf when he gets back to the UK on wednesday

never done that before, im usually the sub
i think it might be fun though

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>>79046132
ayo loool this nikka mad black folk dont like his corny music

Business idea: Put all Australians in a black bin liner then leave it in the Thames overnight

>>79046124
hope you had a good cunt, salt that raw cunt nice, that's what I want bitch

>>79045008
If I'm being pedantic, I suggest changing "lot" to "Many".

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>>79046132
looks like a fun gig

>>79046148
>>79046155
o-oh

>>79046185

There's nothing to do there but be a cunt and try and avoid the local wildlife.

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What happened to us?
We used to be so perfect
Now we're lost and lonely
What happened to us?
And deep inside I wonder
Did I lose my only?

>>79046206
I can see literally 2 white people

>>79046206
pissing myself

*stumbles into the thread*
GAAAGH-HURRRK
*opens my mouth wide and points inside, revealing a gigantic cock lodged in my throat*
GAAAAARRRKGGHH! HRRK! HRRRK!!!! KRRAGGGGHHKK
*collapses while turning purple, my legs and arms flailing about*

Well, I hope you baby boomer assholes are happy. You ignored the intelligence, logic, and unbiased ideals of us millenials. You idiots have been brainwashed for years like a bunch of sheep. You obviously don't have the necessary brainpower to make these difficult decisions. Instead of voting for the noble and just candidate who could have saved this country, you supported the face of true evil. Well... this country will completely go to shit and it's all your fault! You should have listened to us. We are not going to bail you corrupt assholes when the economy collapses or famine strikes. Keep laughing it up. Troll us Bernies folks some more... we will have the last laugh, watching the country completely collapse... it won't be our fault! You have betrayed us Bernie. You have betrayed my generation. We won't forget this.

>>79046206
wouldn't be for me.
I like my racism.

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>>79046185

>>79046191
Fucking pathetic, don't even bother

did a explosive amphetamine shit in the middle of the club last night.

saw someone slip and fall over in it a bit later LOL

If I want to experience true english countryside and comfy pubs, where should I go in UK?

ps. hows the loughborough university

>>79046256
haha what's he doing up there?

>>79046273
tower hamlets

>>79046273
>If I want to experience true english countryside and comfy pubs, where should I go in UK?
Anywhere outside cities and towns really. We're still a pretty rural nation.
But the best spots would be the West Country and Yorkshire I suppose.

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>John Lewis just removed all Boy/Girl tags on their clothing

>>79046273
don't know

don't know

>>79046273
>where should I go in UK?
New Gayton, New Gayshire

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>fatphobia

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klfH9QaEcqY

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this is in the uk? impressive

>>79046303
I work at Next and we've just done the same, everywhere is doing it

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>>79046273
Look into staying in a National Trust house in Wales. Go with some friends, youll have a grand time.

Specifically i recommend Dorbeldyr, i went there with my family and it was ace

>https://www.landmarktrust.org.uk/search-and-book/properties/dolbelydr-6288

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>>79046298
hmmm

>>79046301
thanks mate, would be nice so i can visit scotland easily also

>>79046324
why do these morons insist on treating atheism as a grand ideology or culture to shape your life around? fucking ridiculous.

>>79046341

Pathetique

>>79046327
nah mate it's New Pakistan, the whole country's gone to the dogs!
*slams pint*

>>79046327
damn...atlantic ocean looks like THAT?!

>>79046327
me in the big building by the tennis courts, with binoculars looking at people on the beach

>79046301
>79046344
>genuinely attempting to be helpful for new j.f. cunts
Get the fuck out, ye traitorous bastards.

>>79046327
look at all the green space for potential development

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what an utterly pathetic attempt at trying to make an ex council house look old and 'premium'

humans have binocular vision. mantis shrimp have hexnocular vision.

>>79046401
pretty big house though.

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>>79046376
Now I will come to ireland and fuck your sister too

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Lefties destroyed Britain.

>>79046412
3 bed houses aren't anything special

>>79046401
>250k for that
the absolute state of this country.

need to get out of here.

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feeFi0hfjs

>>79046185
*sits you down in a chair*
You're going to love this, trust me
*farts in your direction*
What you're seeing now is my normal shitposting
*lobs a small piece of poo at you
This is super-shitposting
*walks over and pisses on you*
And THIS, this is what is known as super-shitposting that has surpassed super-shitposting, or, you could just call this super-shitposting two
*set up a giant fan faced in your direction*
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*flick it on*
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*quickly speeds up, ruffling your clothes and hair*
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>>79046352
You have to pander to the customers

>>79045996
Try buying something other than The Sun or The Star.

>>79046448
took you 13 minutes to come up with that? mediocre

>>79046436
Fuck off, it's 500K for a one-bedroom apartment here. I would KILL for that place.

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haha wow i remember staying here wij my family as a kid

all the memories

>>79046469
would you kill me?

Are brits racist towards brittaboos coming to your country? If I go to a pub and try to talk to some local with my Mika häkkinen accent, will i get beaten up?

up to 900 cookies per second lads

>>79046471
Abergavenny M E N T I O N E D

>>79046471
>wij

>>79046471
What website is this

>>79046475
I wouldn't want to give you the satisfaction

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>>79046436
it gets worse mate

>>79046477
rural brits are sometimes a bit racist, yes
but not towards Scandis, youll be fine

>>79046495
read the thread you silly cunt (>>79046344)

>>79046477
not if your white and non-eastern European lad. it's only the pakis, wogs and Romanians that we hate.

>>79046469
where is that sydney?
its more than 500k (GBP not Australian monopoly money) for a 1 bedroom flat in london phamo

>>79046497
jokes on you, I've already killed myself
*drinks a litre of bleach just to see the look on your mug*

>>79046514

Never fucking reply to me again unless it's to apologise for calling me a silly cunt

laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex. everything has to planned out and organised in advance. what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.

no wonder they all turn to extreme and perverse sex acts; trying to chase that satisfaction high only heteros can have. lots of paedos seem to be bent as well. funny that.

>>79046273
>ps. hows the loughborough university

A bit shit, but it's okay if you're doing Engineering.

Bit lower class though. I was there briefly before I transferred to a rorke uni to do science cos its more academic innit.

>>79046273
>If I want to experience true english countryside and comfy pubs, where should I go in UK?

Literally anywhere that's not described as a "vibrant" "diverse" city that "never sleeps".

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>laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex. everything has to planned out and organised in advance. what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.
>no wonder they all turn to extreme and perverse sex acts; trying to chase that satisfaction high only heteros can have. lots of paedos seem to be bent as well. funny that.

Would it be easier or harder to find a gf during a nuclear holocaust?

>>79046450
>You have to pander to the customers

You have to pander to a crazy and vocal 0.1% of the populace who probably don't even buy your clothing but will cause a shitstorm on twatter and shame you if you don't comply

up to 1200 cookies per second lads

>>79046541
yeah 2bh.
me and the gf literally would just start havign sex at random intervals.

can't imagine 'HOLD ON, WAIT, LET ME JUST FLUSH THE FAECES OUT FROM MY HAIRY SWEATY ANUS FIRST FOR 20 MINUTES AND THEN WE CAN START' would be too appealing.

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Huh... So that's how it is...

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>19 Nortons in England and Wales (together)

when gene editing becomes a routine thing, will homosexuality disappear? no parent truly wants a gay child.

>>79046577
You're asking the real questions

>>79046577
easier

>>79046477
>If I go to a pub and try to talk to some local with my Mika häkkinen accent, will i get beaten up?

Only if he clearly isn't interested in conversation and you keep bugging him. Pubs have large contingents of grumpy old men who just want to be left alone with their stodgy pint of Doombar

Approach a group of younger patrons, not the grumpy old dude at the bar.

>>79046577
Women will take their absurdly high standards to the grave

>>79046577
im killing myself if i survive a nuclear holocaust. really do not want to live in that world.

>>79046594
imagine sitting around all day trying to classify political ideologies.

>>79046496
slut

>>79046641
>>79046641
>>79046641
>>79046641
>>79046641

>>79046640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXPThqWSWIo

>>79046594

That's actually spot on

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>>79046577
easier for the reason there are no laws, no common power and any cunt with relatively clean water and a machete can demand unswerving obedience from a gf

>ywn have apocalypse gf