/cum/ canada usa mexico

America is gay, Canada and Mexico all the way

How do I get gud at courting women

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>>79043081
Goodnight cumlings

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>>79043081
Not a huge fan of this image

>>79043109
you want nuked?

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>>79043081
CUTE!
NEED a ginger gf btw.

>>79043114
I've grown quite tired of living yes

>>79043132
*nukes you*

i just hope ww3 breaks out (pls kim jong un) so i can die either fighting or just bombed lol

>>79043138
*Deflects the nuke onto least coast
pshh... nothing personnel, kid

>>79043145
In what scenario does Mexico get bombed in WWIII or even participate?

>>79043145
If kimmy nukes a country no one would bother to help him

>>79043145
I want the war to start so we get all the pics of korean death camps

>>79043150
>flyover fags trying to start fights between the two civilized parts of America
Pathetic

>east coast
>civilized

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Has my acne gotten better?

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>>79043164
>coasties think they're civilized

>>79043179
It looks less red

>>79043179
underage

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>>79043145
i can't wait until the race war. when i go for runs i listen to ambient warfare sounds like
https://youtu.be/Mte1MZpF5Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nue9EXetzpM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCvLiDkjQTc

and imagine i'm some in some elite shock squad running up onto an enemy post to exterminate the dregs(non-whites since i'm white and not a cuck)

it's pretty intense. having endurance and stamina and being fucking fast is what will matter anons, not lifting very heavy weights.

/s of course :)

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>>79043164
>flyover

so Georgia, California, Illinois, and Texas are the best states because they are not flyover?

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>>79043214
I'm 20

>>79043250
nice ear, very round.

https://youtu.be/S6xt4vRLoA4

>illinois
>coastal

>>79043250
Liar

>>79042892
>>79043145

Just do it, the fact that you are talking about some imaginary situation where you dies means you don't have the balls to do it.

Either do it or shut the fuck up about it imbecile.

Reminder: The word "GOD" is derived from the word "RICH."

>>79043271
wat

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>>79043275
You don't have to believe me if you don't want to but it's true
>>79043264
>

>killing yourself is cowardly
>not killing yourself is cowardly
really makes you think

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>>79043280
Here we see a macho mexican dominate the weaker one

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>>79043273
>>79043244

busiest airports states are not "flyover" by definition

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The average cummy

>>79043314
Suicide is for cowards, depression isn't even real grow up

>>79043314
>>not killing yourself is cowardly
It hasn't been like that in thousands/tens of years, Aulus/Hirohito.

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>>79043280
fuck you too faggot

>>79043319

how the hell does Georgia get more traffic than london and JFK, and SFO isnt even listed

>>79043340
because it has more passengers, how is that hard to understand?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_busiest_airports_by_passenger_traffic

>>79043340
Atlanta is the largest hub for Delta Airlines

>>79043328
what a romantic date.

>>79043333
Quads, the mexican must commit sudoku now

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Gotta get this off my chest somewhere, might go repost it on /adv/ in the morning.

I met a freshman chick in my French class that also happens to live in the same dorm as a lot of my undergrad friends (I'm in grad school housing). I think she takes the record as the craziest person I've ever met

>kinda cute, turned 18 a week ago but was whoring around campus before she was legal
>parents were methheads and was adopted; she was then raped by her adoptive father and he never got caught
>has scars from suicide attempts
>has this dumbass beta orbiter(her ex from FUCKING middleschool) that spends all time at school even though he isn't enrolled
>has tried to fuck every male RA in her dorm
>fooled around with one of my virgin friends after another guy egged him on to asking her out. He quickly realized she was fucking psycho and cut things off with her
>talks to herself in this really fucking eerie narration
>can't distinguish our ironic sexual humor between male and female friends with actual romantic feelings
>the girls in her dorm are legit worried about her and hate taking her to parties because they basically have to babysit her drunk ass
>she tells everyone that she's concerned about her reputation wants to stop being a party girl but continues looking for parties
>messages me a lot, but (fortunately) it's mostly about our class

I don't know how to deal with this shit guys. She seems incredibly clingy to people, but on the other hand she's been with at least 7 people 2 weeks into the semester. I don't wanna just cut her off completely in case it helps push her into going American Psycho or killing herself but fuck, idk. She's really driving a wedge between the people in her dorm, but everyone is concerned about her. Also there's this other girl I like in my French class and I don't want her to fuck that up for me. If you wanna hear some more psycho shit she's recently done I'll post more.

>>79043340
It's a transit hub

>>79043370
>not getting the best pussy of your life

>>79043329
>depression isn't even real
You're arguing with decades of medicine science, citation needed

>>79043370
tell her to fuck off? break her hand?

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>>79043335
He's right though, if you can't go through with killing yourself right now it means you don't actually want to die (yet)
You still have something you want to live for, even if it's just some naïve glimmer of hope. You're probably just in a rough place right now, but the future will either be better or worse. If it's better, great, if it's worse maybe it'll really be bad enough where you actually do want to kill yourself. If not though then you just keep trying until things start going your way, and if they don't for long enough you'll just die a natural death anyway and then it won't matter
That's how I look at it, anyway
>>79043329
Depression is a meme but its effects are very real

>>79043370

Moar.

Also i would stay the fuck away from her, chances of her being a methhead are incredibly high, being friends with her would probably put you in the shoot this guy list on her damaged brain if she actually goes full shooterino.

How can you suffer from depression when there are Asian girls with cute feet still alive

>>79043431
>female mass shooters
Quite rare tbqh

>>79043405
>medical science
Ah yes, pop social psychology. Oh it's kind of real I suppose. It just used to be called something different. Adolescence. You whiny bitch teenager.

>>79043440
Because you go to a uni with a less than 3% east asian student body

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/cum/ is a general of peace
#not-all-leafs

>>79043440
Is that you footkraut? Did you get a plane ticket to Taiwan?

>>79043450
>Oh it's kind of real I suppose. It just used to be called something different. Adolescence. You whiny bitch teenager.

Kek

>>79043450
I suppose your autism isn't real either

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>>79043460

ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them I said, these people have got the power and the roots are there.

>>79043440
a) not everyone has your fetish
b) that is unlikely to fix chemical imbalances

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>>79043478
bag master race

>>79043450
So are the adults that commit suicide on a daily basis just doing it as a joke?

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>>79043461
It is me my friend
I arrived here two days ago
Gave the gf a good foot massage yesterday after work and then she succ me

I recommend the "Massage Sloth" videos, I used his techniques and they worked very well

>>79043450
I suppose we should trust the expert (You)

>>79043479
I like this post slightly more today

>>79043487
Can you even buy smaller sized milk containers in the us?
The milk Jews got you really good

>>79043487

obviously his milk carrying container was tampered with

I suspect the Russians had something to do with this

>>79043507
ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.

>>79043488
They are attention seeking faggots, nothing more. So called "Depression" is a cop out created by (((social psychologists))) to alleviate the feelings of responsibility of weaklings.

>>79043496
Nice

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I LOVE AMERICA!!!!!

>>79043528
nice opinion

>>79043528
>"Depression" is a cop out created by (((social psychologists))) to alleviate the feelings of responsibility of weaklings
I don't disagree with you but that doesn't make it not a real thing
It's just like addiction. It's a justification for a lack of self-control, but nonetheless its effects are measurable and so are the consequences.

>>79043546
fuck trump

Anyone likes to drive at night just for fun? Closest I get to forget how shit my life is desu.

>>79043164

I hate smug coastal assholes like you. Middle America is best America and you fuckers have no idea because you are too busy smelling each others farts to realize how much it sucks on the coast. I can't wait until you to sink into the ocean.

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>>79043555
You gonna cry about it, depression boy?

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REAL
/CUM/
HOURS

>>79043562
Why
he is your president.

>>79043566
No because I care about the environment

>>79043559
I know the solution to reverse these feelings. Self pity is hard when you have fun and you're distracting yourself with new things.

>>79043546
I think Japan is alright, but an ex-gf of mine started dating a Japanese student visa. Not sure how I feel about it.

>>79043571

do you get good wifi reception in cornfields?

Someone better post that picture about mental disorders with the big Pharma representative and people killing themselves because of all their pretend illnesses
I don't have it on my phone

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>>79043575
He's pretty pleb tier. Sure he's better than clinton but there's still him not doing anything and mostly just shitposting irl. He's also a huge zionist and is simply keeping the status quo. He may be the president but that doesn't mean you have to blindly love and praise him.

79043598
Don't tell me what to do

>>79043399
I don't think it's worth it, besides if she's gonna be the university bike I don't wanna catch something from her

>>79043431
She's already done strip teases to get guys to buy her alcohol(which she can't fucking pace herself).
I noticed her "down the street" scars on her wrists just by interacting with her, but apparently when she was super drunk last night someone sober made a joke about a suicide pact and she got super excited and told him about her attempts.
Today her orbiter didn't have gas money to go home(a 60 mile drive) and the banks are closed for Labor Day weekend so neither of them could get money to send him home so he's just been sticking around somewhere (literally no clue where). We spotted him some money with no expectation of being repaid, but suddenly he was "too busy" to come get the gas money to go home. What the fuck is some homeless faggot who wants to go home too busy with to be unable to go home? Anyway, a few hours later, the next thing I know is that she, her roommate, her orbiter, and some other guy in the dorms are going on a trip with her to the nearest major city (3 hour drive). Just after we had this long ass conversation about how none of them had money to send the orbiter home.

>>79043487
When I was in elementary school in North Dakota we had these cool chocolate milk bags that you just stuck a straw into. Shit was fucking rad.

>>79043622
I had milk bags in elementary school. Florida btw.

>>79043636
This but in cali instead

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>American children getting BAGGED
One day you will realize the superiority of bagged milk.

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Might overdose

>>79043591
lmao you dated a fucking weeaboo, what a nerd

>>79043675
DON'T DO IT, JAMES

>>79043664
this. they just don't see the benefits yet.

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>this will show those stupid yanks
>who needs a milk jug when you could just use a bag
>excuse me while I put my milk bag in this jug, so I dont lose it. Much more convenient, you see

>>79043675
Send me some

GAYS ARE SUBHUMAN

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Candians are wierd

finally watching Fight Club after years and years of deciding not to

30 minutes in and it's good so far

i guess i can relate to the main character

>throwing out a large milk jug every week
Why do Americans hate the environment?

>>79043741

are you nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor?

>>79043719
can't if i'm dead

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>>79043733
*Canadians
>>79043741
>Talking about Fight Club
Shit nigger what are you doing

in the past year i've started to think a lot of about destiny and how it's a real thing if you view it from a probabilistic perspective

>Canadians have never heard of recycling

>>79043741
don't care

>recycling
>not just producing less waste in the first place
I blame Al Gore

>>79043765
We're all destined to die exactly one way: they way that we die when we do. De facto pre-destination, if you will.

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>>79043757
maybe

>>79043761
shut up haven't reached that part of the movie yet

>>79043786
ok

>>79043795

Canada produces more moose droppings than any other place in the world, and thus the 2nd highest CO2 emissions behind China

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>>79043818
>Moose droppings
>CO2
>not Methane emissions

>Moose droppings

Very cute sounding

>>79043816
What kind of computers have those types of filenames?

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need this thing to land on the pacific northwest

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Re-watched the KotH finale, the Dale thing is greatly exaggerated tbqh.

>>79043883
No

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>need this thing to land on the pacific northwest

>>79043885

the Khan's depression "finale" or the 'bobby becomes a meat inspector' finale

THEN I SAW HER FACE

>>79043883
THIS

incinerate me

>>79043903
The meat inspector finale, the whole Dale knew reference in the episode is what I was talking about.

KotoR

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Post more

Dicks out for Harambe

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>>79044011

>>79043903
How is the meat inspector episode a finale? It's four episodes earlier.

Also the episodes rare build upon one another in the first place apart from major events like Cotton's, Debby's or Buckley's deaths. In most cases everything returns to normal at the end of the episode. You can spot a progression through the seasons, but you can hardly pinpoint a series finale.

>>79044046
[bongs falling at incredibly high speeds]

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>>79043951
>the Jedi Knight series may have died for this RPG garbage

>>79044071
It was the finale episode you dip, Fox just fucked up broadcasting the show so badly they still had episodes left unaired when the finale was on.

>>79044071

its the finale in the sense that everything gets wrapped up. Bobby and hank finally have something to bond over. All Hank ever wanted was something to do with his son without being too close to him, and meat inspection and grilling worked hand in hand. Kahns depression could be injected into any season(obviously the later ones because of the animation quality) and it could just segway into another episode. With bobbys new hobby, we're able to see another career path he can take besides comedian

>>79044118
Nothing about its content says "finale". It's just another episode except that Bobby did something well at the end.

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>people actually thought the show declined in the later seasons

>>79044175
>bobby literally says "this is the last one dad" at the end of the episode
>episode ends with the same shot as the pilot except it pans out instead of in
Brainlet

>>79044183
It's hard to say, but I definitely have a feeling that later on they had to come up with more and more inane stories to derive comedy from because the setting's innate potential was worn out. The pilot still reigns supreme as my favorite episode, it condenses everything about the show into one great play.

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*rejects your advances*

*summons leaf shitposter*

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>>79044224

for me, its the trucking episode

>shows Peggy and luanne are both stupid
>bobby tries to do stuff with his dad instead of just being a dumb kid
>misadventures with bill, boomhauer, and dale
>hank is shown as something other than a stick in the mud, and manages to prove himself to other truckers after going down the mountain
>christmas themed

>>79044284
I never left

>>79044286
That is a VERY good episode

>>79044190
Ugly thumb

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Thoughts on Nonsummerjack?

>>79044349

Average looking before she started to cosplay, good taste on characters though

>>79044349
Weird face but fucking a trashy bronzed j-slut is still one of my sekkusu fantasies

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>>79044378
Si... Si, es muy bueno

>>79044405
Que asco

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>>79044415
el homosexualo?

>>79044349
wish she would watch anime with me

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>>79044500
I would imagine nips get enough of that crap on their own time

wish I had a qt russian/ukrainian gf to watch anime and Robocop with

Wish I had a qt Portland area bf with gender identity issues to watch Steve 1989 videos with.

>>79044542
wish she still would

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>>79044596
I'll tell you if I meet anyone

really need a qt French gf ASAP

>>79044596

you mean like clackmyass?

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>>79044434

That reminds me there were almost no good ero cams of this year c92 and there were some great cosplay. Actually fucking mad.

>>79044632
>>79044639
fuck off

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>>79044644
Who?

>>79044636
Thanks

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>>79044658
You go?

>>79044669

clackmyass county

>>79044658
fuck on

>>79044766
I know you aren't shit talking my boy Clackamas county. I will tariff the shit out of whatever third world commodity you rely on producing to survive.

Is that you John Wayne?

I WANNA DIE

Been naked all day it's pretty hot here

I'm so hungry.

I guess that means I should eat, right?

>>79045416
www.samhasmentosgum.com

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>>79043109

what ever happened to that freshman who raped the girl?

>>79045591
apparently she accepted his apology, idk

>>79045591
Guilt tripped into suicide

>>79045591
Yeah, she accepted his apology. I think he said he was crying when he apologized.

Ever...sucked a dick?

>>79045800
no u fag

Wonder if gayposters have actual AIDS

Nothing gay about dicksucking

ayy, who here /drunk/?

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Just found out Steve1989 lives in the apartment building across the street from my house, what do I do with this knowledge?

Morning, dumbshits!!

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O-oh shit... Denmark's here... how do I get her attention? I need to tell her how I feel.

>>79046617
Huh? What's up? Ameri-chan?

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>>79046668
HAHAHA JUST KIDDING, FAG! *stabs you*

>>79046440
Kill him

>>79046770
The rancid Vietnam era MRE's will do that for me

>>79046705
>>79046820
I a-a-always loved you, america..... *dies*

>>79046850
*masturbates over your corpse*

>a banker is the president of the Lao People's Revolutionary Party
Why do they even bother?

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>Post 90's military

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>>79043081
>Kansas
pronounced logically
>Arkansas
pronounced as ar-kan-saw
Explain

>>79047783
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-we-pronounce-kansas-and-arkansas-differently-2014-2

>>79047888
hmm, so it's the fucking french as usual
thanks

Everything's closed today ;_;

Sleep my sons.

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going to star at a wall in a minute lol.

i love walls. who /wall/ here?

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tfw no qt pornstar gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPRHumwZfk4

wake up, /cum/

>>79050997
it's 9 am nignog. You've got at least 3 more hours before this shitshow takes off

Hello wake up
>>79051050

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

what kind of beard oil do you use?

>>79051314
bearded bastard

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>canadians oil their beards

its 11:30pm right now and most of the australian posters have gone to sleep

dumb wagies

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The beauty of the Aryan woman musn't perish from the Earth

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One of these things is not like the other

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>>79052411
Ewwww

stop posting my webm

>>79043614
>him not doing anything
uninformed opinion

>>79053180
why is the american rep a manlet negro?

>>79053756
That's the joke

>>79053785
it hurts my feelings :^(

here's the next early thread, lads
>>79052057
>>79052057
>>79052057
>>79052057
>>79052057

>>79053813
Good edition

jesus christ

superstar

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>>79053862
was black

I

WANT

GAYS

TO

LEAVE

FUCK ME

AND

SUCK

MY

*punches*

*stops posting in the gay thread*

*falls to the gound*

Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas

I hate my country.

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wow so vely brave

>>79054543
Get out.

>>79054709
I'm trying, lil homie.

I WANNA BE, YOUR SLEDGEHAMMER.

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I hate America.

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>>79054879
You hate yourself you cucc

>>79054705
the Sleeping Canadian is waking up

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>>79054925
Why hasn't america nuked the syrians? Checkmate.

listening to j cole

...

no longer

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>>79054879
>>79054977
hey fist, me and the girls are going to the club to get fucked up, you coming?

>>79054705
false flag
>>79054925
false flag

>North Korea Says It Tested a Hydrogen Bomb Meant for Missiles
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/03/world/asia/north-korea-tremor-possible-6th-nuclear-test.html

HAPPENING

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>me and the girls

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has anyone here listen to jay-z's new track, the story of o.j?

>>79055059
sorry gal pal I gotta goto the dealership t buy my new lambo maybe in an hour ill let you know

Really hope the Dane commits suicide

>>79055131
these people should be dead

Really hope fits of autism commits suicide

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stop being afraid to embrace new cultures

>>79055173
AMY AND TAMMY SLATON ARE NATIONAL TREASURES

@79055150
@79055181
dumbass posts

>>79055181
really good post

>>79043081
Portugal is the Greece of Europe. What a hellhole

>>79055173
The bigger one died recently
I think it's sad that people can even get like that.

>>79055313
not soon enough

Why does new york have so cold winters despite being on The same latitude as Spain and Portugal?

>>79055304
>screen cap
>global poker face
>MURRICANS SO STUPID

>>79055353
Because the earth is flat

>family plays a trivia game
>i'm completely clueless except for the portion about video games

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*pushes daneproxy up against the wall and touches her boobs*
heh...not so rude now are you, slut?

>>79055529
Fuck off

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LET
GO
OF
ME
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

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>Fuck off
>I will protect my Canadian daneproxy cancerposter with my life, you evil normie!

>>79055606
enguarde!

>>79055173
It'll happen soon.
>>79055313
That's their choice to make. Try to change people like this, and you'll get a civil war.
Now do you see why we only want to pay for healthcare for ourselves and our families?
>>79055353
Jetstream

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>Hmm? why yes i do hate the dane for no good reason. probably because i have autism. now if you'll excuse me i need to go and clean my fedoras

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>>79055673
This post

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Last day of the weekend non-labour day celebrating cucks

>>79055684
Almost everyone who frequents /cum/ hates you, and most do so with good reason.

>>79055758
Care to explain, buttercup?

>>79055353
and water currents

idea: any thread with /cum/ in its title automatically rangebans danes

>>79055776
>labour day
Too bad I'm busy celebrating Labor Day.

dane > kraut

>>79055795
pathetic

>>79055842
and magnets

>>79055882
Sounds like a gay holiday
Besides I'm still a NEET for the time being

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I almost feel bad for people living in flyover states. Probably never tasted city life before. How sad!

>>79055897
They're both just horrible.
I gotta say I hate the Dane more, though, and I'm the anon with a standing threat against the kraut if he ever moves to Wisconsin.
>>79055905
There's nothing pathetic about hating an obnoxious person.

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>tfw I can smell the bacon

i love being me

>>79055976
it'd be different if the dane was actually obnoxious

Smh desu senpai, cucks

>>79056027
He is obnoxious, and, although it's not my personal opinion, one could argue that being a non/cum/ in /cum/ is itself an obnoxious thing to do. It's like saying that illegal immigrants aren't all criminals.

>>79043370
>>can't distinguish our ironic sexual humor between male and female friends with actual romantic feelings
might be the 'tism
>>79043399
>getting HIV

>>79043664
can it be microwaved?

>>79056365
do you expect to get an answer from an 8 hour old post?

>>79044122
that's my girlfriend

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>>79056365
Why would you microwave milk

>>79056256
>molested by daddy
That ho needs therapy

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uh huh huhh huhhuhhuh huh uh uhuhuhuh

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What're you doing today, /cum/?

Imma jack off to cuckold porn and order a bunch of food and watch GOT season 7 again

OI M8
GIVE US A CIGGY BEFORE I BASH YOUR HEAD IN

>>79056460
She looks like my 2 sisters combined.

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>>79056527
Going out with my family for my birthday
I'm getting old
too old for /cum/

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>>79050997

>>79056587
I said the same thing 6 years ago

>>79056587
I bet I'm much older

>>79056409
most people sleep for 8 hours

>>79056698
I'm old enough to run for president.

I remember when HW got elected

>>79056582
can u arrange a ffm for a fellow /cum/ niBBa?

>>79056843
>>79056843
>>79056843
>>79056843
>>79056843

>>79056708
8 hours is too much. you should only need 5-6 hours a night

>>79056089
KEK

>>79056757
Ok, you're older, but probably not by much.
>I remember when HW got elected
Me too, but barely. I remember waiting in the car while my mom voted.
>>79056838
Are you a wealthy redneck entrepreneur or a devoutly Catholic engineer?

>>79056856
310

>>79056917
311

someone make a new thread

>>79056902
why yes, I am

>>79056987
Both?