Can any Russians translate this?

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Those aliums have Russian like graves

Please. This is really bothering my girlfriend and she won't stop putting Russian characters together until she has her answer

>>79040238
holy shit, this has to be the most fucking baffling image I have ever seen in my life. Usually you can understand what these are about with just the images but I'm stumped here!

>>79040605
I really really really hate this image

-Do you think people are ready to meet us yet?
-Lets try their drinks

Damn what a liquid(I have no clue what this liquid is)

Result: three dead aliens

I have no clue what this is about

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>>79040423
>you will never be a frenchman trying to understand bizerre memes with his girlfriend

Why even live?

>>79040238
>>79040972
>russian """"""""""""humor""""""""""""

>>79040972
So they ate a jellyfish think it was vodka?

>>79040972
What is jija though? I thought you don't have the letter J

>>79041073
Jija - "жижa" - is one of the ways of saying "liquid".
Жижa also happens to be the thing that vapers pour into their electronic cigarettes.

This is now a Russian humor thread. Post your best Russian humor

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>>79041062
Russian memes are excellent though

>>79041072
>jellyfish
I thought it was a fake titty.

>>79041161
???

>>79040972
Still doesn't make sense. Maybe it's some very specialized meme from ayy lmao community?

>>79041195
Shocking! Putin is preparing to do an unexpected move! Nobody thought this (Bob Page) would be his successor.

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>>79041201
I think it's just a bizarre meme that is supposed to be funny because of how random it is.

>>79041238
I know a small russian from Irkutsk who uses smaller spoons to fit her mouth

I like Russia
I would like to extend a defensive alliance to just the two of our countries

>>79041238
That's pretty good

>>79041161
I need to see more of these.

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>>79041410
More Deus Ex memes?

>>79041441
Is Deus Ex like a big thing in Russia? wtf
Any weird Russian memes you have are fine, I like to see what your cultural priorities are. I think it's interesting that you guys make fun of the slavsquat too

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>>79041467
>Is Deus Ex like a big thing in Russia
It isn't.
>Any weird Russian memes you have are fine,
Sure, I'll dump some stuff

The sentence on the bottom of the picture can be translated as "I'm rap and there is no other rap". I have no clue what that means.

>>79040238
>>79040972
Is this a Signs reference???

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>>79041520
"Made in USSR. Highest quality standart"

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>>79041571
That's exactly what I thought

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146% real no photoshop

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Putin and Navalny

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Navalny eating cheap noodles is a new meme in Russia

>>79041673
>>79041690
This is fucking gold, dude

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>>79041730
Meme combo

>>79041759
You guys are on another plane of humor

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>>79041806
We're hitting levels of mysterious slavic soul that shouldn't even be possible

>>79041843
Is there one with him and Zhdun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHakm25yMZo

>>79041571
That's pretty obvious, I was able to figure that out immediately without having seen the movie or speaking russian.

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'What is my portrait doing on this shop window?' - Steve Jobs

>>79042990
>no "caviar and mayyonez" flavored one

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>I can see through you!
>Zhora, I am really getting tired of your puns

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>>79041673

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>Hey Putin, what's the difference between russian and pizza ?
>Don't know, what?
>Pizza can feed a family

>>79040972
It's a World of Wars (TOm Cruise) reference. The Aliens are wiping out the humans, but they succumb to the rain

>>79043590
Why is a tiger saying this?

>>79043643
Tigers are almost extinct and under government protection. If it were said by a human Putin could have him killed.

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>>79043643
Don't know
>Blyat, WTF are you doing?! Take the orange off!

>>79043672
>Don't know
I'm guess that would be your answer if I asked you what was with the orange.

>>79043724
Majority of russian memes have random element.
You just don't ask why, it is the way things are, really.

This thread is top-tier autism, bravo.

Post more autistic russian menes

>>79043792
>You just don't ask why, it is the way things are, really.
I feel like this is a common theme in Russia.

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How about some modern Russian literature?

"Russian Kaiser: In the whirlwind of time"

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"London must be destroyed - Russian landing in England"

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"General Daredevil" fighting against the British in the Boer wars.

>>79043899
>>79043937
>>79043971
When will you liberate Germany again?

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>>79043979
Soon

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>You are an asshole
>Book with "asshole" repeating over and over
>EGE (Russian school final exams)
>Q: Who are you?
>A: An asshole
>While presenting his diploma work: "I am an asshole."
>Asshole award ceremony
>Asshole diploma

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>>79044007

>>79043937
based Russia

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>Oh no!
>The meeting is cancelled?
>I assume I'll have to stay home
>thank god

>>79040972
Чтo pyccкoмy хopoшo, тo нeмцy cмepть! That's what it is about.

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"A courteous japanese cat gently touched a small cherry with her paw"

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>This terrifyingly LONG CHICKEN makes long eggs

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why are russian memes so good?
pic is g*rman ""humour""

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>Vladimir:
-Why we have only surface-to-air missiles? When nation of fire starts war, we would need all four elements!
Dmitrii:
-Vladimir Vladimirovich, please stop watch anime at nights
Vladimir:
-Who said that I don't watch it at daytime?

>>79044301
>>79044186
>>79044237
I like these

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- I wil it ur branz ^ ^
- trable! trable!

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>How to use a wheelchair
>Step-by-step manual

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>Careful, there's a tram around the corner

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"pls not slytherin"
"tomsk tractor engine specialised state college"

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- We die virgins, Sam.
- No, not me.

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>After the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend

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Good bye, baby.

>>79044695
>>79044688
>>79044679
кaлл
плюc пpocтo пepeвoд c aнгл нa pyccкий

>>79044679
That's a translated picture though. The original was in English.

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>>79044718

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If the square gains 20000 people Zyuganov will show his bollocks.

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>How to learn Japanese in 3 months
>How to learn Japanese in 15 minutes
>You already know Japanese!

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>>79044809

>>79045094
Do you have pictures disturbing and horrifying Russian playgrounds?

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>See how beautiful the world is without drugs.

>russian """"""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""

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>>79045145

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>>79045181
We have the best memes

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>>79045181
russia is among the big four

>>79043608
>bacterium and virii in the rain

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>>79041467

>>79045239
pretty nice

>>79040296
>someone paid atleast $10k for a stone with a deviant art tier painting of 3 people and a fucking prius

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>Try the taste of the world!

>>79044928
the tomb of the blydos

>>79045380
commieblock life?
actually i like to hear these, so as long its not too loud. reminds me the city is alive

>>79045380
>tfw neighbor above my room moves furniture around at night as well
Why would people do this?

>>79044646
holy shit im laughing

Does anyone have the green elephant memes?
The one with neo from matrix jumping around and that dude yelling at him: can you please sit down and shut the fuck up?
And so they both sit in the cell

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>>79045978

>>79045495
It's just the building expanding and contracting due to temperature :^)

>>79046080
thanks man