hello boys
/balt/
SIEG HEIL, KAMERADEN! \o
>>79034727
dubbelde en iedereen is een Spurdo :DDD
>captcha:france provincia
>>79034838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-iqz2PnBOw
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
homeless song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqX3z-OKxA
hit song by same singer, romantic video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJoY0oSD_Y
>>79034727
BE DEUTSCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
alri lads
seems they're not inviting me out tonight
truthfully quite glad because i'm tired and the hangover induced regret of last time lingers in my mind, but still peeved.
it's no fun being a social ghost.
>>79034869
not sure if spurdified German or Dutch
>>79034925
i'm waiting till uni to get a new social group and abandon my old school mates
just don't have anything in common with them any more
>>79034727
Evening, bros.
>>79034892
Shit lad, our politicians did this as well.
Ich bin ein Rottenhahnrei! Das ist ein Lumpentransenpozzkackbabyhahnrei deren Schwanztumore sich auf den ganzen Korp gebreitet haben. Um zu überlegen, muss ich immer Neger-Samen essen. Sonst werde ich sterben. Deshalb muss ich immer auf den Straßen liegen und nach Spurren von Neger-Samen betteln. Ich kann mich nicht bewegen, ich bin obdachlos, und ich liege in einer schwarzen Bereiche von Berlin. Erbärmlich, ich gebe zu. Und das ist die Zukunft jedes Hahnreis. Zuerst Hahnrei, dann Pozzhahnrei, dann Lumpenpozztransenkackbabyhahnrei, und dann bist du ein Rottenhahnrei wie ich.
>>79034968
are there any differences?
are you lads sexy?
i'm pretty slim and boyish but some girls like that.
>>79035075
My grandmother told me she'd marry me in an instant.
joke:
>/fug/ is a thread for comfy times between the three major nations of Europe
woke:
>/fug/ is a thread for Brits who want to escape /brit/ when /brit/ gets too shit so they treat /fug/ like a comfy holiday retreat
>>79035075
Of course. Pic related is me.
>>79034892
>Checked to see if Macron whished a good eid
Didn't
relieved.
>>79034838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZ30WxvQkk
>>79034892
The absolute state of UK. I hope, King Macron didn't do that.
Is there any room for the oriental ally?
There is a store chain here called Mäc Geiz (Geiz meaning greed in German), it's basically a dollar store type of thing where they sell cheap shit which is why their mascot is a penny pinching scotsman
The more you know!
>>79035246
Yes there is room for every ally. Exceptions are Italy and the USA
Leftist media on suicide watch.
>>79035281
lol
>>79035246
we were weebs before Hitler was a weeb
>>79035246
As long as it's not the Italians.
>>79035281
did someone say USA????
>>79035317
Pls stop posting lewd pictures.
>>79035320
Your cooperation, We'll never forget, de-su!
>>79035324
"Without Italians" meme thread, right?
>>79035359
more like USGAY
>>79035075
mum said I was handsome once
didnt believe a word, heh stupid bitch
>>79035401
delete this NOW
>>79035394
>"Without Italians" meme thread, right?
Yes.
>>79035113
Go for it.
>>79035374
>Germany
>making as good a mount of porn as Japan
>calling softcore pics lewd
Ooooookkkkaaaaaay.
Idk in detail about Your country's censorship, but it is not so lewd I think...
what colour would you use to describe your country?
>Historically
Navy blue
>Modern day
Drab grey
>>79035246
Hello nippon senpai.
France has always been the greatest weaboo in Europe since Louis XIV.
>>79034727
Hello Britbong cousin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ZgBRRtPd0
>>79035554
Sunrise-Red, anything else?
>>79035578
>Louis 14
>being incredible soy source lover
I know
>>79035578
>>79035496
Disgusting degenerate fucks. You will be gassed on sight.
France isn't weaboo only nu-""""french"""" are.
>>79035496
But showing see-through underwear is lewd. And if you don't contain certain symbols you should be fine here.
>>79035554
Thumbnail looked like Mussolini's fascist headquarters to me.
>tfw too intelligent to describe my country using a colour
>>79035724
boring twat
>>79035686
>certain symbol
What is it?
I can't follow you specifically
Take some instance
>see-through underwear
What do you say if I say It's about beauty, not lewdness
>>79035670
This.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502111051991.webm
good clip, lads.
>>79035754
FELDGRAU then
>>79035554
>Historically
Prussian Blue or Field Gray.
Picking a historically colour is rather difficult, as Germany really isn't one country.
>Modern.
colourful :^)
:_:
>>79035670
>say the nu-male who post on a imageboard
>>79035773
>certain symbol
I was referring to the censorship part. You know Swastikas and stuff...
>>79035773
>What is it?
duhm?
>>79035870
>implying i'm not a white fit chad from /pol eavily infulenced by facist aesthetim.
>>79035554
>Historically
Prussian Blue
>Modern day
Got nothing good
I was driving about the countryside today, it had rained recently and looking off into the distance with the sunglight shining on the forest and shit, that was nice so maybe I would go with the color of that landscape and be positive about it
>drab grey
Really just sounds like you should get out of the city a little
>>79035075
No one felt any shame or showed any restrain in telling me how ugly I am tbqh I must have heard it like 20 times so I'm pretty I'm fugly as hell
>>79035895
Ah...I got it
I envy you guys, for you don't have any regulations that impose the censorship against cunts.
>>79036041
I'm pretty sure *
ANIME BELONGS IN THE BIN
>>79036047
I might take swastikas over cunts
>>79036006
>implying there is anything more reactionary than posting animu
>>79036041
>No one felt any shame or showed any restrain in telling me how ugly I am
Were they serious or was it just banter? If it's the first thing, then that's really rude desu. Why would they do that?
The correct name would actually be /fag/
France, Albion, Germany
>>79036295
>The heaven for the gay calling other europeans the hell filled with faggots
Well...What this means anyway?
>>79036295
>Sverigetråden
>ikke Somaliatråden
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-41136575
Schottland, Schottland über alles, über alles in der Welt...
>>79036041
Sartre wrote that he knew he was ugly when his mom was combing his hair or tying his bow tie or some shit like that and he saw the expression on her face
If your mom doesn't make a face like that when looking at you you should be fine
>>79036295
Stop trying to turn everyone gay
>>79035075
when i was thin i was cute, but i had a mental breakdown and nearly became an alcoholic now i have loads of stretchmarks and ED
oh well
>>79036295
Go suck your french king cock Muhammad.
germans, explain this specimen
>>79036584
I'm sure he has some frog ancestry. Truly /fug/ offspring.
>>79036627
gross
>>79036647
That's why racemixing is wrong.
>>79036675
>tfw i'm a euromutt
>>79036675
this
>>79036782
>squeezed into little cars
That would have been improved with the Reichsbreitspurbahn though later on.
any of you never had food poisoning?
>>79036849
>3 meters gauge.
What were you trying to transport across Europe? Baneblade and Leman Russ?
>>79037020
>>79037005
ive only had it 3 times all from the same mcdonalds, im a tit, im still not right 8 days later
anyone have any puking stories?
>>79037005
Yes when I was traveling abroad, had a smoothie sold in a street, threw up my guts all night, a nightmare and the morning after
>>79037020
Ships, Jews and lot's of German citizens once the war was won.
>>79037005
Why brits make good TV shows and we only have shitty stuff like plus belle la vie ?
>>79037200
dont know
telly has always been our "thing" so our TV companies get huge funding
might be why
>>79035554
that looks incredibly comfy
t. guy in large cheap hooded sweatshirt
2
3
>>79037230
If I was in a foreign country, I could recognize a french tv show, even if it was dubbed, by its shittyness, the poor acting and the uninteresting story.
Look at that random extract I found, you'll understand what I'm talking about :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPlVpALN3Po
>>79037200
the bbc is quite good and sets the bar, they can take chances because their model makes tv cheaply and they have a very complex commisioning cycle that can throw up and make anything taking even incredibly fringe interests into account because everyone who pays must be represented
>>79037363
Did we had any good show? Like in the 80s or 90s?
>>79037479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvexwF2HLJs
>>79037363
that doesnt look horribly bad anyway
the thing is, the BBC churns out a LOT of completely uninteresting shit just like what you posted, its just one police/detective drama after another
there are a few stand out shows however, and that's what people remember
>>79037504
Premier baiser kek, my sister used to watch that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImNviSfS3eU
(I just realized annette was actually a qt)
>>79037363
that feels like the cheap shit that's produced for German tv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mJ4Ey7sqk
>>79037580
The difference might be that the video I posted is from the most popular show on french tv nowaday.
>>79037479
>>79037363
>>79037200
this series is a very good example and also explains everything you wanted to know, very funny too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNK97nIsKs
its a cult tv review show called screenwipe before the dude who made black mirror had made it
i recommend it to everyone its brilliant
>>79037697
oh
in which case I have no answer
Good night /fug/
>>79037853
Good night
>tfw no qt gf to cuddle with
>>79037853
good night
>>79038030
>that feel
>>79038404
>>79038404
>tightly hugging the pillow while dreaming about some girl you saw on the bus once
just fucking kill me lmao
>>79038512
>tfw hugless virgin
i don't even know what it would feel like
Is this where the great powers of Europe gather?
>>79038932
how did your classmates not bully you into hugging a girl at some point?
>>79038932
>>79038990
>>79039031
I'm very bad at socializing, I have to actually remember to smile in a conversation. I also try not to say too much because people don't like when one person talks too much about themselves, so I give short answers.
People take this to think I don't want to talk with them when in reality the only real joy I get out of life is when I talk to people.
I request this general to be renamed /fugistan/.
>>79039091
>fugistan
>fugeestan
>refugeestan
i am not sure i am comfortable with that monsieur
>>79041627
Any nice castles to visit in England?
>>79041666
Have you been here before, anon?
Alnwick and Durham (near me) are really nice, there's also places like Chatsworth House that are lovely to visit
>>79043445
I've only been in the British Isles on a school trip. We visited York (nicely preserved medieval city from what I can remember), and Scotland, which has some breath taking landscape, and small comfy towns. I really liked your weather too, it suit my gloomy mood and the sky is nice to look at.
I've been thinking about visiting Corfe for it's interesting history during the English Civil War. In fact I'm quite interested in military architecture, but also the administrative function of castle. I don't really care about palace, beside for their artistic value, I've seen enough of them in France to the point of being sick of them, despite loving Italian Renaissance.
Alright two things you personfuckers, but especially for the Germans ITT.
One, I was stranded at the Gare de l'Est this morning, which is the train station in Paris through which trains to the East, and Germany transit. I noticed that in the main hall, we've nailed up a painting of French WWI soldiers leaving for the front. Do Germans who need to use the gare de l'Est not feel insulted by this?
>pic related
Secondly, ever since I was a child, I've wanted to work in finance (I'm probably part-Jew if you dig back far enough). it was easier to imagine back then because the finance hub of our world was London, and my english is decent. Sadly, with Brexit, Brits have royally fucked that up, and all hints point to Frankfurt becoming the new finance capital. I don't know any German though. Do you think German people speak English well enough that I would be able to work in Frankfurt without knowing any German?
/blog
>>79043697
Sorry, messed it up.
>>79035554
I thought we were the blue-shirts, and you the red-shirts?
What do brits and germans think of Jeanne d'Arc ?
(Don't mind the guy in the front.)
>>79045060
Nice Campaign in AoE2. Also she did the right thing.
>>79043697
Do Germans feel insulted by this. Probably not. Some may, but that's a very small group. I mean do you French feel insulted by the victory collum I'm Berlin?
Can't help with your second question though.
>>79045140
Wouldn't think so. Even feels pretty good that Germans have something to celebrate their victory over us. Kind of puts to sleep the "hehe we won against the french piece of cake ;)" shit, so I really don't mind.
Also she was litterally sent by God. Couldn't have really messed up.
Soon
>>79045583
>Germany on fire as well
It all works out in the end
>>79045641
Jawoll
>grows just enough every day to force a shave
>stops growing at the perfect point to look like total shit
any other beardlets in here?
>>79045793
>Tfw without me realizing it my beard filled all its holes during winter and is now complete
Very nice
>>79037005
ate old Spaetzle once, puked all day and felt like total shit for about two days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0
Pls stop making this general
>>79046399
what's the problem
morning
>>79036006
>/pol/
>fit chad
Völkische Grüße aus der schönen Ostmark!
Griaß eich Gott liabe Leit!
Fucking bent general for the top benders of Europe
>>79049116
>country absent for 99.99999% of human history talking shit
Oh.
>>79049116
t. general consists of "MUH ra!!" and "anime!"
>>79048949
Guten Morgen.
hello neighbors
>>79035320
Daw, that's cute.
>>79043697
On my personal experience, there's not as much english speaking people in Germany than I would have thought. Now on the finance sector, knowing english must be a given I guess.
Fuck all of you
>>79049116
Not you
I need a french gf
>>79034727
>/brit/
>>79052430
Me too
ayy
"Going to study near Bangkok for 4 months in 3 days. What I will miss from France"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4segZFkPhiQ
- french
- auto-subs available
>inb4 muh "shallow cunt"
>>79052598
God on the right.
Just realized there's no word in English for "la rentrée" (the starting again of everything after the summer holidays)
In France currently we talk about "la rentrée" of everything, la rentrée scolaire (school), la rentrée parlementaire (parliament), la rentrée au travail (work), les grilles de rentrée dans les medias (new programs in the medias like TV), it's endless.
Just realized English needs a different expression for each.
Is there a word in german?
>>79054437
"hi, it's the start of the new school year, my name is Brigitte"
German, French, Russian axis when?
What are you reading right now lads ?
I am finishing La chartreuse de Parme btw.
What is your favorite kind of literature from your cunt ?
>>79055556
>cuckold porn: the book
Nice choice friend.
>>79050958
I hope so. Then again, things haven't been settled yet, and La Défense may as well become the new financial hub for all we know, especially now with investors hopeful thanks to M. Macron.
>>79055663
Indeed. The italian society of that time was amazing.
I hope Fabrice will eventually xxx his aunt. I bet at the end we will learn that he is the son of the french officer of the begining (which makes the marquis del dongo a cuck), so it's ok if Fabrice takes his aunt because they are not really blood related.
looks like the story from a hentai.
>>79055049
Do you plan to conquer the world
>>79055995
Are you endeared to Fabrice though as you skim through the book? He's not a bad chap, but I can't stand people who breeze through life like that and still end up getting everything.
But the setting is great, yes, with the context of the rigorsmiento being set up. You can always tell Stendhal was a historian first and foremost in every book of his.
>>79035075
eh, I don't believe so, but I get attention in clubs so maybe?
>>79037005
yes
my dad was sleeping with a woman behind my mum's back and us and a load of other people went to her house, she did food, and I got the shits the next morning
there was also this pizza place near me that for a while would give me the shits every time I ate from it
finally, went to China and I don't really need to explain that one
>>79036421
How do you do, ladies?
>>79056249
I don't really like Fabrice either. He looks like Julien Sorel and I didn't like Julien that much. But at least Julien is educated and seems to have his vision of life and society.
If you have red Armance, you'll notice that the main character Octave is very similar to this two : all three are young and cute boy who gets a lot of attention from everyone and expecially ladies doing nothing. All three are smart and arrogant and seems to despise everyone around them, like if they were still edgy teenagers thinking they are better than everyone else.
doing an ol' brexit out of this thread
About damn time this general came back
>>79056597
Say that again about me, punk-ass frog. I dare you.
>All three are smart and arrogant and seems to despise everyone around them, like if they were still edgy teenagers thinking they are better than everyone else.
Glad someone else with somewhat of a litterature culture (at least, you've read 'Armance' and I haven't) has those feelings too, and that it isn't only lamenting about sour grapes and not being as charismatic as they.
Which is why I hate tha Fabrice gets branded as the poster-boy for 'romantism'. Foolish, careless arrogance is not a good summary for romantism in litterature.
/rant
>>79056877
>https://maze.fr/litterature/02/2015/la-chartreuse-de-parme-chef-doeuvre-du-grognard-romantique/
Brrrrrrrrr....
>>79046574
You all sympathise with people who say "g*rmans aren't people. We would all be better off if they were dead" etc on a regular base.
That's pretty much a cuck general for you at this point.
>>79056877
I guess you are talking about la Chartreuse de Parme. I just started yesterday.
Just wanted to say that our French young noblemen are cuter than yours. Nothing personnal rozbif.
>>79056877
Armance is very good and shorter. Its main character Octave is more appealing because of his love for his poor cousin, and his despise for the hippocritical and venal parisian society, but he is still the same kind of the others, and a little bit manipulator. However I think Armance is the best stendhal's woman character (I'm not going to say she's my waifu but almost).
>>79057231
I'm also reading it right now.
>>79054437
>Is there a word in german?
For schools yes, it's Schulanfang or Schulbeginn
>>79057214
thanks for proving my point
>>79057231
Look at that pic.
Did the English have so beautiful monarchs that they were nicknamed the beautiful?
I don't think so.
>>79057135
The people who say that stuff are a very dedicated minority.
>>79057753
then 90% of 4chin and YouTube are a minority.
Very interesting
>>79058052
This is probably just banter Hans. I never met anyone who would say unironically that the world would be better without the germans. Actually, I never heard someone said that even ironically, except on the internet.
>>79058052
I have never seen it anywhere other than 4chan.
Also, I can't speak for France, but Germany has a higher approval rating here than vice versa.
>>79058052
Doesn't reddit, imgur and 9gag suck on German cock till they gag (to the tune of "epic German engineering xD" basically)? And doesn't /pol/ bend itself out of shape about half the time trying to justify that they admire Germany despite being loyal American patriots.
It's not the best fandom you could have, but eh, beggars can't be choosers.
Daily reminder to ignore the mountain goat.
>>79058226
I am a Greek
>>79058225
then you are blind and don't know your own Country
>>79058168
that's because people are only loud on the internet.
>>79058295
/pol/ literally hates us twice as much as /int/
and reddit, 9gag etc love everything.
>>79058168
if telling people the world would be better without them is considered banter then we live in a very great timeline tbqh
hello
Really, how many Turk is German here ?
>>79059351
not me, I am greek
>>79059351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg3bH2_UzyM
>>79059445
>that luscious Germanic hair
>>79057464
danke
wassup /fug/ ?
>>79063507
I'm hungry, but I am rally comfy under my blanket and I feel too lazy to get up and to make something to eat.
What do ?
>>79056129
It would be the super alliance that the EU wants to be.
>>79065686
idk, stay comfy.
>>79065686
Go to sleep. Qui dort dîne. You could prepare big batch of food so you can make something quick to eat for 2 or 3 days in advance. That won't fix your hunger now, but that could help you in the future.
I like to cook a pot full and lentils, and later make salad with it. Sprinkle a bit of olive oil, and vinegar, add some salt and pepper, grind some garlic, and chop some onion, and you've got a nice filling salad in less than 5 minutes.
You are the 3 worst countries and you are destroying Europe.
Thanks you for your time.
>>79069391
Thanks for the bump