/brit/

anime

anime

fuck sakes
hate making posts on here at times because some autist will just make multiple replies to my own post where he's just going full retard trying to force a gimmick

pointy anglo chins
pint glasses
a person with an IQ of 70 could be a rocket scientist
jeremy corbyn looking smug
cuckio
and various others that I've forgotten

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FUCK THIS GENERAL

>>79033861
>>79033862
VERY good posts

>>79033799
i quite like it desu, it feels like one of those head massagers, but on your back

might get the gf to do it to me while i listen to asmr

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anime

HOI WOOWEE

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PUT THE CHIN AWAY

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post your face when the nandos is extra cheeky

had a dream i was paralysed the other night

>>79033860
>>79033861
>>79033862
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>>79033884
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>>79033918
do you like having autism?

>>79033936
no

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>>79033936
no

>>79033933
>its ironic so its funny
fuck off

Nobody is buying your gay fucking gimmick. Fuck off.

*unsheathes a 20p for the 'box*

recommend a tune lads

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STAND BACK AND NOBODY GETS HURT

Let everything that's been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win.

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>drumpf's dad gives him $1mil to start his own business
>media says that's a shit load of money

>drumpf gives houston flood victims $1mil of his own money
>media says that's not a lot of money

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>>79033936
sort of

wonderin

ok lads my options are

go on a midnight run on the ol bicycle and watch the drunks in town for a bit

drink a wine and play oblivion or fight night or something

>>79033936
i'm not, actually

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....

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*blocks your path*

>>79034016
well at least they know where he is now

>>79033998
his dad also gave him part of his business and his inheritance when he died

>>79033988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqO89zUdQGs

lovin it

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the lads

>>79033998
retard

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>>79033998
it's almost like 1 million divided by 1 sums to more than 1 million divided by 10,000

>>79034043
wish we could turn back time

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>>79033936
not really

>>79034007
the latter

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>>79034026
"step away"

smoking unfiltered cigarettes is probably going to catch up with me one day

>when they visited China to promote Gone Girl, Pike mentioned that Uniacke had given her a Chinese name 裴淳华 (pinyin: Péi Chúnhuá),[33] and being a fan of Chinese culture, they request the media to use this as her Chinese name rather than the transliteration of her English name

Why are actors so fucking pretentious?

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>>79034026
*Destroys you*

>>79033998
>one million starting capital for a business
vs
>one million to repair billions worth of damage

not even anti-trump but its clear why there is this discrepancy.

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finally finished deploying my website i build for my university's csci club

just happy it's over and i have a letter of recommendation secured now

>>79033618
>prove it.

>In 2010, United States Department of State internal communications, released by WikiLeaks as part of the 2010 diplomatic cables leak, claim that the Qatar government manipulates Al Jazeera coverage to suit political interests.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/dec/05/wikileaks-cables-al-jazeera-qatari-foreign-policy

>Al Jazeera's Shia Beirut correspondent Ali Hashem resigned from Al Jazeera after leaked e-mails shows his discontent over the outlet's "unprofessional" and biased coverage of the Syrian civil war in light of the Bahraini protests of 2011, which was not given the prominence of the Syrian conflict on the network
http://english.al-akhbar.com/node/4941

>Walid Phares indicated that the Qatar-owned Al Jazeera television network became the “primary ideological and communication network” for the Muslim Brotherhood during the Arab Spring in Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, Yemen, and Syria in 2011. He noted that after democratic forces had initiated the rebellions, Al Jazeera played a “tremendous role” in supporting the Islamist elements of the revolution.
>Al Jazeera has lost former staff members over a number of reasons. Reporters and anchors, particularly in cities like London, Paris, Moscow, Beirut and Cairo have left Al-Jazeera. Among the largest walk-offs, was that of 22 members of Al Jazeera's Egyptian bureau. The group announced their resignation on July 8, 2013, citing biased coverage of the ongoing Egyptian power redistribution in favor of the Muslim Brotherhood
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jul/9/we-aired-lies-al-jazeera-staff-quit-over-biased-eg/

that's a small pinch of the sneaky shit Al Jazeera gets up to. They have a much worse track record than just this.

Your AJ fetishism is just edgy anti-western media contrarianism showing.

>>79034007
>go on a midnight run on the ol bicycle and watch the drunks in town for a bit
this is bad mate. it's a thing lonely weirdos do.

>tae chin do
>chin jitsu
>chinboxing
>chinrate
>chinku
>chinpo
>greco-roman chinwrestling
>jailhouse chin
>wing chin
>chindo
>chin thai
>chin nhu
>bare-knuckle chinwaggling
>collar-and-chin
>scottish chin-hold
>chincing
>chintema
>chin maga

>>79034059
IF I COULD FIND A WAY

>>79034072
how tall is he

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*blocks your path*

>>79034045
not sure my 19th century seamstress ancestor owned any slaves desu

smoking filtered cigarettes is probably going to catch up with me one day

>>79034026
interesting bit of trivia for you: he lives down the road from me

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A white woman's mission in life used to be to marry and have children.
Now her mission in life is to please Rabbi Shlomo and show him that she isn't racist by riding as much nonwhite cock as she can find and by making any white men she can find into worthless, cockless sissies. She wants western civilization destroyed. Ask any white woman what she thinks about whites as a race and she will either respond with "race is a social construct," will voice her hatred of whites as a race, or will say something about how whites becoming a minority in their own countries is a good thing. White women will also try to have mulatto children they will look less white than if she mixed with any other race.
Latin American women are, on average, mostly European genetically. That means if you mix with a Mestiza and your children are Castizos, your children will look white. The same goes for mixing with Middle East women, since their features are already very similar to European features. They will look mostly European.
So you need to choose.
Breed with a white woman, which means your sons will be weak sissified men like Rabbi Moshe told her to make her sons, or they will be daughters who will work to further the goals of the Jews and destroy the western world.
Or breed with a Latin American or Middle Eastern woman who will raise your sons to be real men who take pride in their country and heritage instead of hating it and doing anything they can to destroy any trace of it.

>>79034045
*dismantles your jaw with my fist*

>>79034109
woah...made me think...

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HAIL SATAN

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>>79034063
what a cute bunny

ive got a chin and I'm not afraid to use it

I have a cleft chin
aka
bum chin
people always ask me if they can touch it

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YASSS QUEEN SLAY

>>79034045
>dear white people
stopped reading

reminder that MF DOOM was born in London, which means he is a grime artist

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The office art lads. It says this guy is aligned with natural laws and open minded

>>79034078
chinese people tend to use their english names over here, are they pretentious?

>>79034095
not lonely or a weirdo, just most interesting destination for this time of night, also don't really care what strangers think of my activities

>>79034139
bet it's pure shit mate. better off using the dnms

>>79034045
can the berbers apologize for enslaving my ancestors?

hate how ungrateful niggers are
my gaulish ancestors were enslaved and genocided, you don't see me yelling at the italians for reparations

oi alan

might break up with the gf desu, getting too comfy and content, want to do my own thing again

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*swings chin in your direction*

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any rad-centre man in?

DEAR WHITE PEOPLE: be needlessly altruistic for non-white people's self interest while they show you no such altruism in return

for everyone laughign at the chin thing, have someone do it to you and you won't be laughing anymore

believe me

>>79034194
woah be careful with that thing mate

>>79034151
>chinese people tend to use their english names over here, are they pretentious?
Go read the fucking greentext again

>>79034150
change the table

>dear white people

umm sweetums I'm ethnically jewish

>>79034139
how many gs?

>>79034207
literal actual baby fiddler

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>>79034100
oh hes massive

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GET URF DA FEEERN

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>>79034106
Psh, roasties, watch this:
PARKING BRAKE: SET
AVIONICS: ON
ANTI-ICE: OFF
BEACON: ON
[Engine area clear check skipped]
APU PRES: ACTIVE
APU: ON
MODE SELECTOR: IGN
ENG 1 START SWITCH: START AND HOLD
N2 > 20%, FUEL FLOW SWITCH: ON

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR---CHHH

>>79034199
How is it radical to be the status quo of the last 40 years?

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>natural laws

hwite.

>>79034246
what the fuck is that

>>79034016
how can you be lost on a mountain like that with cities right beneath you?

i think if everyone was given a living (You) wage, there'd be less shitposting

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Your chin ain't shit

>>79034207
'once no doubt about it

>>79034246
christ

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>>79034199
alri

>>79034264
you should see the other photos

surprising amount of yellow in the human body.

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>>79034246
what did he mean by this

>>79034212
chinese peoples english names are rarely transliterations, they usually just pick a name that they like, half the time they aren't even proper names

used to know a chinese guy called "black"

>>79034226
2

>>79034175
You don't realize how stupid you are engaging this type of outrageous arguments at their level and finding counter-examples. It validates them.

>>79034045
"systems of oppression"
literally what do they mean by this?

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>How is it radical to be the status quo of the last 40 years?

>>79034089
>>79034034
>>79034051
>>79034058
How much did you donate?

doors and windows on
motions on

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white people should be sterilated

doing a read

https://thedailybanter.com/2017/08/why-the-right-is-suddenly-terrified-of-political-violence/

>>79034305
sympathies and fb posts

>>79034297
Okay now pay reparations I'm deadly serious

>>79034286
depends on the human really doesn't it
I'd wager yanks be a bit yellower than most

I've even seen my own yellow once or twice

>>79034305
ad hominem

did a bit of genealogy, lads
Furthest i've got is my great great great great great grandfather, James Birchall. Born in 1724 and lived in the same town as me. Back then my town was just manors and a church, so he must've been rich.

He was 52 during the American revolution. Mental.

can I has gf nao? :3

paid rosie £500 to grind her grotesque chin into my sack, obliterating my bollocks entirely

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>>79034281
alri

>>79034336
what did you use

>>79034278
Fancy a bum?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa_JpJJSFMA

alri

>>79034303
no, but seriously, how is it?

>Yeah, we're radical! We're all for keeping things the same way they've been in political establishments since our parents were working in them!

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>>79034305

mad to think that if you go back far enough we literally have non-human, reptile and even non-vertebrate ancestors

>>79034350
wew

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>radcens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9CuaJZpxK0
the training montage choon

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>used to know a chinese guy

>>79034371
haha, yeah
*goes to talk to someone else*

who in here /naïve Bayes classifier for categorical values/ ??

gotta questions for you tbqh ngl

>>79034371
it's just a theory you dunce

ye

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>>79034379
>nearly a million more votes
>lose 5 seats

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the radical centre is the most powerful political movement on the world

>>79034371
maybe you you insectoid
descended from adam himself I did

>>79034371
dont believe evolution not even a christian, just find it harded to believe we morphed from fucking plankton to fish to reptiles then mammals

told the gf I keep having weird dreams where my family are there and either one dies or one of them openly hates me and she told me it means something really bad will happen to a family member soon

hmm

listen you cunts

just go ahead and press your chin into your palm as hard as you can, there is a surprising amount of power you can get into that small surface area

*solves all the world's problems*

Social experiment: You are writing a novel about a Witch. What do you name her?

Please give 5 answers.

Thank you all in advance

>>79034408
yeah? it assumes correlation equals causation, all the time. it's not complicated. don't overthink it

explain this meme of calling liberals 'radical centrists'

you're not that exciting

Good morning lads.

>>79034222
I know it's hideous. But it's provided by my employer :/ some of my colleagues have invested in buying their own desk

>>79034419
why?

>>79034413
evolution is scientific fact, it is not a theory

>>79034429
Megan

xans

>>79034346
my grandparents did it, they used the family bible and looked up birth and marriage records

>>79034371
mad that the pineal gland used to be a functional eye in some reptiles before it migrated into our brains

>>79034429
Margaret Thatcher
Cherie Blair
Theresa May
Yvette Balls
Angela Eagle

>>79034336
just backtraced you. you're fucked

>>79034315
his name isnt white people its dean

>>79034429
Jennifer
Jessica
Meredith
Angelica
Roberta

nans

>>79034429
one moment
>>79034450
oi alan what's your mum's name haha

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>evolution is scientific fact, it is not a theory

>>79034454
theory in a scientific context means a fact.

is ed balls the radical centrist the labour party needs?

>>79034450
it's ruining your so called art
get a real wood table

>>79034415
Would shag thatcher
>>79034424
Doesnt hurt at all you must be a manlet
>>79034429
Persephone
Agripa
Meridith
Shania
Wisteria
>>79034447
>no fun allowed
autism

>>79034413
It's the only one that makes sense. And you can actually observe evolution and simulate it in a computer you brainlet

>>79034464
>Yvette Balls
I'VE ATE BALLS HAHA

>>79034436
well, yes, but I am more interested in its implementation. aarrgh..I just need to do a few examples I guess, I understand it, but never really implemented it

Bane?

>>79034429
beatrice

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>Centre-left neoliberal? No thank you, I prefer the term "radical centrist".

>>79034503
walked into friends dad bedroom to find his wife fucking him in the arse
as i opened the door he yelled CALL ME MARGARET THATCHER THE CUM CATCHER

to this day the memory ruins masturbation sessions for me

>>79034494
nigga what

>>79034492
literally proven a hundred times over, you are simply ignorant

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>>79034318
>Violent rhetoric? What violent rhetoric?
Hahaha, a leftist saw this and ran crying to tell about the "liberal hunting permit" they saw. Fuck's sake. Is anyone hunting liberals like animals? Get a fucking grip. That's a joke, as opposed to actually hitting someone.

>>79034454
Seems outdated, pseudoscience, missing link and Darwin was a satanist

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>>79034523

>Radical centrist? no thanks, I prefer to term "crypto-fascist"

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>>evolution is scientific fact, it is not a theory

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>>79034555
>. Is anyone hunting liberals like animals?
Communists

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SHE

>>79034558
well, you're wrong, but whats your counter explanation

?liberals are leftists

FOY

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>evolution is scientific fact, it is not a theory

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>observation of phenomena and computation with arbitrary data makes something true

>>79034579
Most of the people who claim to be radcens in here hate fascism. They hate communism as well. They're just liberals with no interesting or controversial views.

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>>79034594
PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRISH BAND
BUT SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGLISH MAN

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>Would shag thatcher

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>>79034523
BAAAAAAAAAAAANNNE

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>>79034594
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
WE PUSH AND PULL LIKE A MAGNET DO

Oh hey, I didn't see you there. I was just singing my new smash hit single Shape Of You, available for purchase now on Google Play Music™

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOUR BODY

do you people actually seriously not believe in evolution

taking contrarianism too far.

gottem biting son, well done

>>79034591
>communists
>knowing how to use a gun
Mosin Nagant is aesthetic tho
>>79034602
Don't have one, not everything needs to be explained. I'm agnostic about it really we were probably always here.

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>>79034589
There's no such thing as a scientific "fact"

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Anyone else think it's incredible that /brit/ has experts on just about everything, even more so given the average age of the users is probably 21-22?

becoming attracted to that thicc dindu on the philip defranco channel

need to renew my gimmick license lads

>>79034637
durrr leftists and libruls durrr sjws btfo afdfjiihdkbmkha

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>There's no such thing as a scientific "fact"

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>Don't have one, not everything needs to be explained. I'm agnostic about it really we were probably always here.

>>79034658
link

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>Anyone else think it's incredible that /brit/ has experts on just about everything, even more so given the average age of the users is probably 21-22?

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>evolution is scientific fact, it is not a theory
>>79034657
people just google every argument they see on here it's pathetic really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVV2Zk88beY
watching

not a fan of all these branlet pots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWTqRUqHVkQ

manny on the map

*merges with you*

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>not a fan of all these branlet pots

Haven't worked on my job application for 5 days niceeeeeeeeeeeee

>>79034657
/brit/ is where the top minds of society congregate, the upper echelons of the IQ curve are to be found here

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>wow we look like this guys, we must come from them, nature is so cool
>I, as a situated human being who will die in 50 years, can explain the origin of all life

There is not a right or wrong black and white answer to everything
Grow up

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>a fish grew legs one day and turned into a reptile which then turned into a mammal, then into a monkey

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>branlet pots

well this thread is shit, going to sleep instead

if you haven't improved by the time I wake up I'll be battering the lot of you

>>79034658
Couple of thicc lasses n the Cat's Meow right now.
https://www.earthcam com/usa/louisiana/neworleans/bourbonstreet/?cam=catsmeowkaraoke

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NUN OF THAT MATTUS ANYMOR
AH'VE SEEN THE ARMY OF THE DED

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business idea: post gondola

you know evolution has been observed in lab and wild conditions right?

Chris Morris: The American car company, General Motors, have today announced a cut in their workforce at their plant in Detroit. Our economics correspondent, Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, is there at the moment. Peter, what's going on?
Peter: Chris, it's a mass redundancy measure! It's the biggest lay-off in American industrial history! Thirty-five thousand jobs in one fell swoop, gone!
Chris: Thirty-five thousand?
Peter: Yes.
Chris: Peter, there's only twenty-five thousand people at the plant.
Peter: That's right Chris, mass redundancy on an unprecedented scale!
Chris: Would you mind telling me how the plant can function on minus ten-thousand workers?
Peter: [smiling] I don't know, Chris, you tell me!
Chris: I'll tell you what, Peter, you mean thirty-five hundred workers have been sacked.
Peter: No, thirty-five thousand, it's all here.
Chris: Let me see what you've got down there.
Peter: It's thirty-five hundred, you're right -
Chris: Peter, I want to see it. I don't want to hear anything more out of your mouth, I don't believe it. Now show me your notes.
Peter: No -
Chris: Yes!
Peter: It's thirty-five hundred.
Chris: Show me, I don't believe what you're saying. I just want to see the numbers. Now hold them up! Hold them up and keep them up! And rotate them one-hundred degrees in my favour! Do it. Peter, what's that?
Peter: I don't have a monitor, Chris, I can't see what you're -
Chris: You know what I'm talking about, it's just above your right eye. [Peter points at a doodle] Yes.
Peter: A cobweb.
Chris: And how's a cobweb going to dig you out of your numerical mess?
Peter: I don't know.
Chris: Peter, you're lying in a news grave. Do you know what's written on your head stone?
Peter: "News".
Chris: Peter, thank you.

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are kansas

>>79034700
She was excommunicated for being a degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fDvxlK2FMc
if you must open a link, open this one
MASSIVE choonage
you'll be glad you did it desu

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>WE WUZ FISH N SHEIT

/brit/ expert here. The average is more likely around 35+

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>evolution is scientific fact, it is not a theory

Just b urself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrf3Rt9doPc

>>79034760
how do you observe a theory?

>>79034776
reddit

>>79034657
>>79034788
I am a 68-year-old Pakistani man.

>>79034747
>if you haven't improved by the time I wake up I'll be battering the lot of you

you can try mate, my chins always at the ready

stop talking about ebolution

>>79034553
>Theory: In science, a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can incorporate facts, laws, inferences, and tested hypotheses.
>The contention that evolution should be taught as a "theory, not as a fact" confuses the common use of these words with the scientific use. In science, theories do not turn into facts through the accumulation of evidence.

https://www.nap.edu/read/6024/chapter/2#2

>>79034744
the brainlet understanding of evolution
yank tier really.

>>79034756
I think he has been hamming up the accent a bit this season

>>79034780
she left because it was a crock of shite more like

>>79034801
read the paper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate

>>79034831
lmao

>>79034760
wow they observed the past few billion years in just a few years???

>>79034727
>>79034727
>>79034727

better thread, with exotic Europeans with funny accents

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>start new job on tuesday
>not even moved into accommodation nearby yet

>>79034782
good post
Certain that 90% of Hotline Miami's success was down to the soundtrack.

Daily reminder that some of the sexiest men in the world are such that
>Justin Bieber: 174cm
>Zac Efron: 173cm
>Dave Franco: 170cm
>Harry Potter actor: 168cm
>Bruno Mars: 165cm

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loev dumb wojaks

>>79034831
lefties complain about bias against corbyn but they lapped up this horseshit

>>79034855
nahh ill pass

poo

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>we wuz monkeys

>>79034798
have naturally curly eyelashes
people have unironically asked me if I had mascara on

>>79034852
some species reproduce faster than others

50 years of drosophila can do tens of thousands of generations

>>79034863
yea alright mate
*bends down to pat you on the head*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3H8y4ohO-s&t=862s

GOAT CHOOOOON album right here, lads.

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save him

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>>79034813
just you try it

>>79034831
>"Cameron also stated that he was deferring taking action at the present time to sue Ashcroft over the allegations because he was "too busy running the country"
based

>>79034860
Deffo. It was a fun game too, great story and atmosphere, but the music brought it to life.

Don't understand gays

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the hardest chin known to man

>kansas = kan-zas
>arkansas = our can saw

hmm

>>79034855
I'm not joining your Nazi general... uhhhhh

>>79034888
Same here. A girl said I have girly eyelashes and masculine eyebrows. I have curlier eyelashes than my gf

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>evolution is real

miss all my old friends that i never kept in touch with

sometimes i get nostalgic about all the times we had

>>79034949
SAME LAD

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>evolution must be true, Science says so

>>79034947
ah so we get to the crux of the matter

you people are quite pathetic

>kansas = kan-zas
>arkansas = are can saw

hmm

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>50 years of drosophila can do tens of thousands of generations
>look mum I can google things in the blink of an eye

>>79034949
the virgin sentiment

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tony benn selfie

>>79034934
kansas was spanish and arkansas was french

actually really happy I let my dog sleep on my bed with me (until she eventually died)

knew she wanted it and was happy to let her

unlike these 'informed' retards who want their dogs to resemble some centurians or some shit (cause thats a fun mutt to be around!)

>>79034860
the music made the game
jus like Zimmer's soundtrack made Interstellar and other Nolan films

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>>79034965

>>79034963
>>79034947
Unironically related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp1eZdtkdQM

>>79034657
we're a hive mind. there's bound to be some people who know some things

>>79034967
I didn't google anything but since its clear you're committed to being a brainlet today I think I'm done replying

>>79034966
I think the reason is the name of one or both of these places is rooted in the native name for the place, and their spelling and punctuation can be quite tricky

actually really happy I let my wife sleep on my bed with me (until she eventually died)

knew she wanted it and was happy to let her

unlike these 'informed' retards who want their wives to resemble some centurians or some shit (cause thats a fun woman to be around!)

im not allowed to post hello red.dit

>>79034900
I hope he dies. What a fucking twat. If I was his neighbour I'd make his life a living hell

glad I didn't keep in contact with anyone I went to school with desu

http://www.itv.com/news/central/update/2016-09-08/man-due-in-court-following-bus-driver-stabbing/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-28015521

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making instant noodles

>>79035022
>kansas = kan-zas
>arkansas = our can saw

hmm

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>>79034928
He knows about the chin

>>79035022
pronunciation*

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BRAP BRAP BRAAAAP BRAP BRAP BRAAAAP BRAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPAPPAPAPAP

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>I get my science """"facts"""" from tv shows

any chinkwondo man in

>>79035052
How is this post relevant to British culture?

>>79035035
I have a feeling you copied this from reddit but substituted the word dog for the word wife

am I right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
the hotline classic

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>academics who squeeze random data in their models to ensure their tenure surely prove Evolution™
>people who can't even grasp the nature of DNA can explain how we all came from monkeys

brazilian chin jitsu

>he listens to anything but dubplates, test presses, and white labels

>I think the reason is the name of one or both of these places is rooted in the native name for the place, and their spelling and punctuation can be quite tricky
holy shit imagine being this historically illiterate

>just a theory
literally what my jovo school friend said about evolution lmao (while in school i might add)

>>79035100
copied it from the paddy a couple of posts above mine

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Wish cancer on this cunt.

as someone with a degree is biology its quite disparaging to see how you people are whenever evolution or biology in general gets brought up.

I'm sure many of you are simply pretending to be retarded but nevertheless, its sad

>>79035152
bit much

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>How is this post relevant to British culture?

chinate
>>79035152
would love to be in a locked room with him and a baseball bat

*is drunk*

>>79035095
foy

>>79035071
Hello based paki, how are you?

degree is biology

>>79035193
>>79035193
>>79035193

new

>>79035184
on life?

>>79035198
>>79035198
>>79035198

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>>79035078
>I don't watch It's Always Sunny

keep posting till 310

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>>79035052
he looks like he has 4 eggplants in his neck

>>79035152
do you watch his show?

degree is memeology

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>>79035154
>his """science""" hasn't even settled on an ontology yet


AHAHAHAHA

>>79035154
>someone with a degree is biology
Well yeah, we're all "biology." We're biological lifeforms. Someone with a degree is no exception.

What an odd thing to say.

>>79035152
i wish he wouldnt talk in the condescending manner that he does, but i hope that change occurs over the course of a long and cancer-free life. god bless us all

is economics a science

>>79035154
>I'm sure many of you are simply pretending to be retarded but nevertheless, its sad
all me

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>>79035251

PC keeps messing me about

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>>79035273
It's a degenerative science

*farts*