/asean/

https://youtu.be/C__iyWJkjgc
Is this video correct? Did Vietnam improve on the Filipino original?

>>79034117
Our hột vịt lộn and their baluts either developed independently or taken from the third source. We eat it from "who-knows-when" and we don't have any contact with the Philippine archipelago until modern times.

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I'm overseas Thai.

Swasti

>>79035799
http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/opinion/2017/09/02/public-holidays-and-our-plummeting-productivity/
>get public holiday
>complain
How do we solve the commie problem?

how's your current politics affair lads?

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>>79036620
>>79036971
what is the proper muslim response to this?

>>79037783
reply "alhamdulillah, thanks brother"

>>79036620
Diorang tu retard. Ada je x puas

>>79037822
alright thanks, its a girl btw though, do I say thanks sister?

>>79037844
nah, just my friends is enough

>>79037783
a bit jokes maybe work

"hey good for you! invite me for BBQ at eid al adha!"

>>79035799
What do overseas Thais think of the king?

>>79033612
What's this anime and why does it have my flag?

>>79039464
It's a yuri anime called Love Lab.

What are some good ASEAN tunes?

Too many Thais in Japan
>>79033612
Never see Myanmar, Laos, Cambodia flag here. They even have internet connection?

>>79040689
Myanmar is a dictatorship, Laos is still communist , don't know about Cambodia

>>79040893
>Laos is still communist
We are here, m8. Laos has less censorship than us if i remember right.

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>>79033612
Hey op, would you be willing to go on a date with me?

PEEENOOOYYYSSS
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/09/03/abu-sayyaf-militants-caught-in-kl/
>They were known to kidnap victims for ransom payments of 10,000 pesos (about RM836).
Who the hell joins a terror group and kidnaps people for less than 200burger dollars?
Even flipping burgers pays more than that.

>>79040893
>Myanmar is a dictatorship
Not anymore.

>>79040893
>Cambodia
Not enough know English.

>>79036971
Our opposition party leader got arrested for treason yesterday lol

>>79041811
Do you know that Cambodia just has the first Bahai'i temple in SEA?

>>79041443
Less ransom = more paying
I can see why they would do that. If I were to be kidnapped and ransomed 10k burgers i'd tell my parents to buy a property instead u know

>>79041932
I dont even know what religion that is, let alone why we have it in Cambodia.

>>79041996
how did you survive pol pot?

>>79041996
It's the newest Abrahamic religion, that almost doesn't have any believers in SEA.

>>79042060
Probably by not knowing anything. Didn't pol pot only kill the "smart" ones?

religion has no place in the next evolution of humanity

I'm a white woman and will I have any troubles if I go to Bangkok alone for a week (7 days) long visit?

hello i'm looking for a chinese gf
if any of chinese girl itt interested in being my gf please reply to this post
thank you

>>79042198
Im not chinese and girl but I can be your gf bby ;P

>>79042198
use Tinder instead buddy, might give you more chance

East Timor a shit

>>79042225
no thank you
chinese girl only
>>79042227
nah only whores on tinder

>>79042198
I'm a boy though but I can be your gf(male)

>>79042188
That or bribing some of the guards to overlook their escape to refugee camps. I never lived through any of it personally, but my parents pretended to be bannana sellers in order to survive.

>>79042198
>desperately whoring yourself out on 4chan

Cheong properly la.

>>79042426
Damn, i read that Cambodian population went down from 8 millions to 6 millions in just 5 years. It's must be the biggest genocide in modern hisory.

I wonder why do the Khmer Rouge didn't destroy Angkor Wat through, was it too big?

Wkwkwk

>>79042475
>biggest genocide
Didnt hitler kill 66 million jews?

>>79042489
>wkwkwk

what did he mean by this?

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>>79042426
>>79042475
>america

>>79042475
Even the Khmer Rouge wasn't stupid enough to destroy their country's most recognizable and beloved landmark. It would be like the French tearing down the Eiffel Tower, or Americans destroying the Statue of Liberty.

>>79042510
Hitler killed more people numberically, but in terms of proportions the Khmer Rouge were just as bad. Entire cities were decimated just to rid "intellectual" influences among the people.

>>79042558
What does the Khmer Rouge think of Soviet Union?

>>79042475
Angkor Wat was a symbol of pride for the Khmer Rouge. The Khmer Rouge were nationalists who wanted to revert Cambodian society back to its glory days when it was able to construct such large monuments. It just so happened that such a desire meant turning Cambodia into a rice cultivation peasant society. For a communist regime, they were uncharacteristically nationalistic, going so far as to genocide the Chinese and Vietnamese ethnics and halfbreeds living in Cambodia despite some of them holding the same economic status as other Khmers just because they werent considered true Khmers.

>>79042612
They were more fond of Maoist, while we are close ally to the Soviet Union.

>>79042612
What do you think about Kou Yagami going to France?

Seriously though, I'm not sure what their thoughts were, but Cambodia and Vietnam did go to war against each other, and the Soviets supported Northern Vietnam, so that may give you some clues.

>>79040953
Yeah, it is the only communist country where blocking of Internet websites is rare, though heavy surveillance persists on Internet cafés.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_press_in_Laos

>>79042641
*we were
>>79042637
I see.

>>79042644
>Kou Yagami
Who?

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>>79042678

/asean/is the cutest general

>>79042719
You mean the character or her seiyuu going to my home country?

Khmer Rouge killed anyone who knows how to read and write. Only the ruling elites are allowed to know the Khmer script.

This i think is incrediblely stupid: even farmers need to write and read.

>>79042752
The character.

>>79042754
Worse than that: even those who were merely suspected of being "intellectual" (such as wearing white-collar clothes or glasses) were killed.

>>79042754
Also Pol Pot wasn't executed after the Khmer Rouge was overthrow and left die a peaceful death. We should kill him right after we kick the Khmer Rouge.

>>79042785
If your annextion on Cambodia went, was the country doing it just because of its natural resources?

>>79042644
They didnt want the Vietnamese influencing their politics like they did in Laos. A couple border disputes and diplomatic disagreements later, the Khmer Rouge decided to launch a preemptive invasion. A lot of theae disagreements probably had to do with the ideological differences between the two country as Cambodia was Maoist while Vietnam was Leninist. It also probably had to do with the fact that Vietnam wanted to form an Indochinese Federation but the Khmer Rouge rejected the idea since they saw themselves being the lesser partner in the union.

>>79042783
Didn't Pol Pot wear glasses himself?

>>79042840
Can't remember. I do remember reading that he used to be a university professor (and a well-liked one at that), and apparently it was there he became a communist.

>>79042255
Pls no bully other countries, especially Timor Leste. They are having a very hard time right now

>>79042803
Dunno, Cambodia was pretty much our dependent territory for some years after 1979, we installed some puppets. Then peace treaty was signed and Cambodia became a mornachy.

>>79042852
>Cambodia was pretty much our dependent territory for some years after 1979, we installed some puppets.
Just like Laos.

>>79042650
Are you implying that these threads are being monitored by the Vietnamese government right now, my man?

>>79042829
>Indochinese Federation

I, too, think that this is a very bad idea. Laos, Cambodia and Vietnam are very different, so internal conflicts would be visible, and consider the population alone, Vietnam would dominate in all aspects, force Laotians and Khmers into assimilation.

All in all, it's a stupid idea.

>>79042881
I don't know if 4chan is censored in Vietnam, but social media environment had repressive censorship and access to politically sensitive content is mostly blocked.

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I'd kill a 3 million intellectuals for this smile. Would you?

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>>79042927
Post Pol Pots

>>79042919
Even today, Lao and Cambodian foreign policies are sometimes influenced by Vietnam under pressure.

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>>79042945

just got back from Thailand a week ago. Had a good time for first 4 days, my brother and I have never traveled outside the states really and were adjusting to everything slowly. Then he got sick and couldn't get over fever.
Then I got sick and we gtfo. I'll probably travel again after I save some $$, shame I didn't get to see Bangkok or further north. Didn't see much but not Thai's fault. thx for the waves bros

>>79040991
sauce?

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>>79042927
How would you answer when your daughter asks 'daddy why is the garden full of skulls?'.

>>79043067
It's for Halloween decoration

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>>79042191
>next evolution of humanity
Ayy lmao please go.
>>79043092
But daddy you said you deported the infidel halloween celebrating capitalists exploiting pumpkin farmers to meet Buddha.

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>>79043208

>>79042851
>Timor Leste still love their former iberian masters
kek
>Timor Leste still speaks an iberian language
topkek

i almost didn't hate that america didn't intervene in the war.

>>79043092
But daddy, I thought you said Halloween was a capitalist ploy to exploit workers

>>79043058
Mau yang kacang apa kecap?

>>79043225
From what I read Pol Pot executes everyone who practice foreign culture or speak foreign language so halloween would probably get you an axe.
Near the end of the regime using tractors will also get you killed.

>>79043512
Epik

>>79043526
That guy was crazy. Did he seriously think he would improve his country by killing off all the smart people? It makes no sense.

>>79043707
Khmer Rouge era shouldn't exist in the first place. North Korea even supported the regime. Why? Because they support extremist groups of any kind.

>>79043707
Who knows, his actions is kinda like IS dialed up to eleven with all the killing fields and invading Vietnam that is armed with Soviet and captured South Vietnam gear.
Soviet gulag is one thing but smashing kids on trees to death is another whole level.

>>79042927
I'd kill 3 million anti-intellectualists for this smile. Would you?

What did you eat for lunch today?

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>>79044347
What about this smile?

>>79042558
>hitler killed more people
Oh shut the fuck up you mongoloid weeb nigger. Stop spreading fake news and just zip your fucking trap like the cheeky imbecile brainlet that you are.

>>79044400
Spam, sunny side up, and lettuce made into a sandwich. I hate foods like this, they get all messy when you bite them.

Hey flips, what do you think of a person with last name Galiano?

>>79044424
Make it 3 million + 1

>>79044488
Which one?

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>>79044441

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>>79044620
It is Flipbong's real last name.

>>79044707
What website is that? Might need to check some information.

>>79044588
I'd make it 3million + 2 if you're that autistic WE WUZ SUSHII N SHIIEEET retard

>>79044637
Except that it's not me who brought it up first.

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>>79044741
http://forebears.io/surnames

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>>79044752
Looks like it doesn't accept character surnames.

Wew

>>79044752
>3million + 2
You wanna be included as well? Fine by me.

>>79044858
woops, meant to quote >>79044707

>>79044400
spicy beef or something, dunno the name

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>>79044858

>>79044803
>checks list
>looks for a certain surname
>only 487th most common surname in Japan
>only around 35,866 people have that surname there
Weird, I kind of thought it was a semi-common surname there.

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>>79044999
It's actually "Cho" or "Chou?" or "Tso?". Well, that's how we pronounce it.

I bought Clip Studio Paint and I'm planning to search jobs to become a mangaka. I also bought Mac too for that. I want to download that one 3D pose software an Indonesian drawfag recommended me but forgot the name of.

>>79044488
>>79044707
>GaliANO

>>79044803
Put last name
>only 30 people have my surname
NANI

>>79045834
I don't think it's very accurate since we've had this surname for like 5 generations now

>>79046041
>5 generations now
Damn, even I only know 4 generations of my family.

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>>79044400
shish kebab made from meat of eid al adha

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>>79045043
>type in surname
>presumed extinct

>>79044400
Cacao favored ration

>>79044400
a meal
with no rice

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Mexico here I come.
>>79046483
What spice did you use?

>>79035799
so am i, but i cant read

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>>79046760
Get on my level you faggot

where do people sell their mobage account?

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>>79044803
I am not alone

>>79046760
BBQ sauce, ginger, tomato sauce, a bit chili powder

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>>79044803
who else is pure here?

>>79046831
kaskus

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>>79047004
>>79046824

>>79047195
looking pure,my man

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Thai anons, what do you think about these movies?

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>>79044707
>>79044803
>>79044858
>>79044999
>>79045043
>>79046760
>>79046824
>>79046920
>>79047004
>>79047195

>>79047289
wew

>>79047289
dead lineage

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>>79047265

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>>79047289
You are like a little baby.

>>79047265
You will not enjoy our comedy one bit. These shitty movies make good money but is impossible to sell oversea. If you really want to watch Thai movies for whatever reasons, try arthouse indieshit like Insect in the Backyard or Uncle Boonmee. Thai blockbuster is shit.

>>79047851
The fuck are you doing there? What line of work?

>>79047894
Well it does involve buttsex

>>79047851
>Uncle Boonmee
this

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>>79047911
Jap go home.

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>>79047911
I knew it. Please have mercy on Tanaka's butt, Mr. Tai Kikku.

>>79042196
yes bad idea unless you can stick with a trusted local

>>79042196
Get a guy to go with you or what >>79048301 said.

You're fine as long you're not "MUH WESTERN VALUES" all over the place.

>>79047851
But Ong Bak was good.

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wtf is my senpai doing in silly penis

>>79047630
>>79048764
Wew lads are you royalty or something?

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>>79048250
How does it feel to know that your given ancestral surname was a Spanish prank all along?

>>79048751
There're good ones from time to time alright, but most of them, especially comedy, doesn't work in other language.

>>79048919
Most Thais has completely unique surname. Meaning only immediate family share the same surname.

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>>79048983

>>79049021
That goes for any comedy desu sans physical/broad comedy.

Finland invited?

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Kenapa orang Amerika buang air besar dicelana mereka di toko walmart?

>>79049235
benis XDDDDD

>>79049235
only if you post spurdo conscription memes

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>>79049800
>tfw I used to cepirit di celana when I was in elementary school
I always told people it was dirt from playing on the ground... haha...

>>79048983
it's Mexican tho

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>>79046824

>tfw my bloodline dies with my generation
>tfw no gf
h-haha I guess it runs in the family

>>79051185
I don't really have a surname though, I just put my real name (first name)

>>79051234
>I dont really have a surname
Get out you uncultured swine

Hello you are invited to discussions
>>79051050

>>79051339
Probably mixed, over here its
Indian/Siam : Bin/Binti replaced by a/l or a/p indicating anak lelaki/perempuan
Chinese name : The usual
Mixed chinese-siam : This one gets weird, my friend is A. followed by his name. His IC literally writes A followed by a dot.

>>79051339
Rather be uncultured than a Widodo

>>79049800
I haven't sharted since I was 17

Its not that common

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https://id.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daftar_tokoh_Melayu-Indonesia

>always thought that JKT48 members are sunda/chink
>turns out many are malays

My Upin Ipin cock is ready

dab on dem haterz

>>79053670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqhP4mB17zQ

>>79051339
Only Chinks have surnames here.

>>79053670
Ya cunts stole our flag
>REEEEE

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>>79054114
You just gave me an idea for our next brochure blunder.

>>79054114
>1920
>1898
hmm

I'm moving to Japan for work next year, am I gonna get nuked?

>>79054409
After 2 nukes and a NPP semi-meltdown a nuke or two is not gonna do much, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

>>79054297
SEA Games in Cambodia when?

>>79054840
2023

>singaporean chicken rice
WHATS THE FUCKING SECRET
HOW IS IT DO GOOD
I NEED TO KNOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79055006
Farang

>ctrl+f
>/nusantara/ thread not found

wtf?

>>79055119
Not enough manpower due to hari raya

>>79054297
I always pissed at looking at Myanmar and Brunei flag, do they we're in Africa or something?
>>79055006
Its not available in Thailand? its pretty much staple in Malaysia and Indonesia, just called 'hainan chicken rice'

>>79055171
kek look at my fucking yellow star flag brit

>>79033612
>some kind of auto ndrrmc text says it will rain hard within 2 hours
>meh..
>it actually rained hard 2 hours later
hmmmm?

>>79055359
Im diaspora lad, your flag look like China, its fine

>>79055171
It's available in Thailand, the singapore imo is the nest

>>79055612
*best

>>79051339
Most people in Indonesia don't have surname

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>ywn fight in the laotian civil war

>>79055006
Singaporeans makes the blandest food, even the indonesians make better chicken rice.

>>79056213
why

>>79056283
Their spicy stuff is pretty good. But I'm a bit biased considering that I love anything spicy in the first place.

>>79056283
Nigga have u had chilli crab?

>>79057332
Chili crab is pretty good, that and red mutton curry. The rest is pretty lackluster.

>>79055787
thats because you're low-borne, high-borne javanese have and keep their surnames

>>79057332
Singaporean food is just downgraded Malaysian street food, similar stuff in Malaysia and Indonesia taste better

>>79057688
isn't singaporean cuisine basically adaptation from malaysia, indo and hokkian cuisines?
not that bland IMO, bakut is fine, its veggie part is even adopted here

>>79058032
THIS
>>79058123
Aka just Malaysian

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>>79050940
Still a shitty Spanish surname regardless

>>79053545
>syahfira angela nurhaliza
Is she Siti's daughter?

>>79058167
Malaysia is truly asia.

>>79058123
I have extended family there both mats and chinks, I can confidently say that their food whether in the hawker centers or restaurants are bland with the exception of a few places. Their nasi lemak is pretty weak, their fried bihun is just rice noodles fried with not a lot of garnish and so on.

But, if you enjoy the food than don't take my word for it.

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>>79058379
She was born in 2000 aka the time when Siti was on the top so it's safe to say that she's named after Siti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_IiHXDRS3w

>>79058444
Of course

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>>79047004

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>>79058444
>trips of truth
M'laysia™ Truly Asia™
/thread

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>>79058888
>>79058444

kek

Hmm...

Haha

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>>79061067
What's so funny nerd?

Peenoise
Malayshit
Singaypore
Gayland
Vietcunt

:'(

>>79063206
>t. Indognesia

There's a loud banging in my neighborhood followed by what sounds like a firework as it falls. This is moving up and down the alley and has been going on for about 45 minutes

Is this warning me not to go outside or what? I live near a prison, did someone escape again?

>>79064406
It's the GIs nguyen, they've come to invade once again. Grab your sks and go to the cave hole immediately.

>>79064406
Oh putain

>>79064406
*it aint me starts playing

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>>79063206
rude

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Baked a cheesecake lads.
Rate pls.

How do I go about learning Tagalog? I can understand most of the tagalog my parents and relatives speak but usually respond in English.

>>79065896
Responds in Tagalog, duh. You have it easy since you already understand it. People pay for language lesson, you know. I tried Pimsleur and it helps with the conversation but I'm not sure if it's for you because it's designed for absolute beginner with no basic in the language.

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How much posters here are actuall SEA monkeys and how much are english teachers or sex tourist?

>>79065629
Why not just buy from store

>>79066574
Ano bang paki alam mo?

/asean/ countries look cool

>>79066448
>how much
>actuall

>>79068336
tulog na

FUCK SEPTEMBER

>>79068607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>79068607
Wake me up when it ends

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good morning

>be innocent boy
>get shot
are americans now?

>>79068607
september's my birthday month you utter fucktard

>>79075064
fuck you and fuck this country in particular

Finally scored a smol asian gf.

Goodbye guys, I won't be seeing you all for a while

>>79077030
see you tomorrow

https://www.nst.com.my/world/2017/09/275958/philippines-eyes-counter-terrorism-task-force-malaysia-indonesia

Awww yeaahhh. Now we're talking. Could this be the beginnings on an ASEAN NATO?

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hmmm
REALLY MAKES ME THINK

Can someone buy me a Samsung Galaxy S8? Thanks in advance.

>>79077216
nur sajat boleh sponsor
cuma perlu terima tusukan sajat untuk 30 hari sahaja

>>79077137
>be Indonesian
>name yourself after Malaysia

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>>79077097
Highly unlikely, even NATO has trouble operating together with somewhat common logistics and english language, can you even imagine what ASEAN with its 'no using same stuff as neighbors' would look like?
It would be a horrific Battle of Karansebes with incompatible magazines and ammo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
>While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!"
What might happen is allowing coast guard or police helicopters to enter border temporarily during hot pursuit and sharing information although if Duterte allows it our police deploying their robotic anti IED vehicle would clean up Marawi without much trouble.
http://www.dok-ing.hr/news/first-mvf-5-u3-system-malaysian-police
After all not like we have actual IED's to dispose.

>>79068607
>>79069761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3nfweteZck

>>79042927
Daily reminder that it was the Vietnamese who stopped this nutcase from genociding his entire country. Today we say thanks to our vietbros

>>79080384
To be fair if Chinese and US hadn't pushed and funded Pol Pot we probably would have ignored him too, assuming he went nut in Cam and not ours

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At what time do SEA monkeys go to sleep/wake up?

>>79080644
right after they are done with ur mom lmao

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>>79080384
BUT MUH SEA CUCUMBERS
https://cilisos.my/the-crazy-story-of-how-a-malaysian-maritime-base-can-help-us-catch-vietnamese-cucumber-raiders/
>>79080644
12-6.30am

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Sayang Najib sebab bagi cuti

>>79080384
Is Vietnam the most based SEA country?

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>>79080644
Sleep is for the weak

>>79081364
Sleep is the cousin of death.

Whats the difference between Nasi kandar and Nasi Uduk?

>>79081604
Nasi kandar dari India

>>79081604
Nasi Kandar ni nasi biasa je, tak dimasak dengan santan pun. Cuma lauk-pauk dimasak ala India dan kuahnya pekat. Langsung tak ada persamaan dengan Nasi Uduk.

Cuti bosan

>TFW NO CHINK GF

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>Be me
>scroll through Tagalog learning discord
>have a nice chat
>suddenly more than half of the server started revealing that they're gay
>somehow turned political
>reason out, tell people to stop talking about it so people don't get offended
>no we can't 'cuz, muh PRIVILEGED CLASS
>people started talking in Beki
>suddenly, virtue signalling and massive circlejerking faggotry against me
>mfw

>>79082532
>tagalog
>gay
>political

Sounds just like /asean/

>>79082532
>learning tagalog
no wonder theyre faggots. tagalogs are the cancer of filipino people

>>79080644
>>79068607
>>79075015
only 3 hours?

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>>79082729
I think I'm going to quit the server. 99% of the time, I always end up teaching these ingrates, and even though they're Tagalog ""linguists"", they really can't provide me helpful information. Most of them want to learn Beki or Taglish anyways, it's been cancerous in the past few days compared to the time I joined.

>>79042198
I'm a chinese grill

>>79082532
>>79082839
wtf is beki

>>79069761
>tfw classmates look at me weird when i play this on loudspeaker

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>>79082852
Beki is their secret Tagalog made-up language for gays. Only gays and their "sekrit club" knows about it or makes effort to study it.

>>79082908
Philippines is far too liberal (I blame this on obsessive consumption of American culture) for its own good. Usually people become liberal *after* economic prosperity which later then lead to their own demise but Filipinos are being liberal pre-maturely even before achieving optimal economic prosperity which in turns preventing them to move forward.

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>Call them sensitive
>they say they're tough
>say "ok you're tough"
>call me a bigot.
>correct a mistake
>"You're being toxic."
Bloody hell.
I just stopped replying.

>>79083070
I agree, I wanna strangle these drugtard gay yellows (+ oligarchs) so badly.

>>79047630
>tfw there aren't my surname on that site LMAO

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>>79082852
Bekimon is a gay slang used by gays that are illiterate when it comes to Tagalog
Because they are not native speakers

They use naten instead of natin, kelan than kailan.
>>79083070
That depends on what kind of liberal

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>>79083451
Meron other than correct one mayroon

I'm just glad the tryhard flip Aussie got BTFO
Is this another bait?
I thought they are influencing them


Ayy lmao

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>>79083070
It was a different circumstances for us.

We still don't even have separation of church and state or even divorce.

>>79083539
It was good up until the influx of newfags kind of ruined the server. There's a lot more memes too instead of serious talks.

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do buddhist monks in thailand learn about foreign language?

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>>79083539
It looks like a seen website too
Hahaha I guess its time to move to r/pH or r/Tagalog its so inactive tho
Perfect place to spread his bullshit

Lol or facebook and face bisayaball and his victimhood

>>79083819
Weeb website*

Hey fellow flips, I just want to ask, does our country have neetbux like the US? Or any welfare for the disabled like my father that has a stroke and decided to not undergo exercise and medication instead became the most worthless human being in our family and not doing shit since I was born(20yrs old now) no job or anything. anyway I want to know if our country has welfare and also how to become less shy and cure social anxiety?

>>79083951
retired senior citizens get 1,000 every month i think, that's about it

>>79083951
>how to become less shy and cure social anxiety
just bee yourself

>>79083951
your disabled father can get an PWD Id from the local government for some benefits, actual money is not included, I think, only discounts for some necessities here and there.

basically your father becomes an early senior citizen if he already isn't one.

>>79047851
pee mak phrakanong was hilarious

>>79082908
>>79083154
this is glorious

>>79083070
well the lets break down whats its like to be a Conservative here
it means church rule is still in place, that includes hating homosexuals and Muslims
foreigners are not allowed to profit from us fully or own land
everyone should be speaking one local language Tagalog/Filipno
no more other ethnicity and tribal identities
we actually care about or sovereignty
we can fully optimized our resources like drilling for gas and oil on our own

>>79083951
No neet bux just pensions and retirements

that can be only accessed if you work for a certain amount of years

>>79084375
man, it must be worth the soul working for the government, their retirement benefits are dank

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>>79058444
>>79058888
oh wow

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I am an oppressed wh*te man, can I take refuge in this general?

>>79084774
only if you behave

>>79084750
Top notch tourists I would say. 3 and a half month already kek.

>>79084711
not just for gov.

private companies here are required to give you an automatic SSS or Pag ibig membership

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>>79084787
hiding under the cover of "local" hostages isn't something to be proud of, Ahmad.

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>>79085059
lmao I'm sure the hostages also is the reason that you bombed your own soldiers.

>3 fucking months

>>79085127
wtf
at first glance i thought this was some kind of game on ultra graphics lmao

>>79084804
yeah, but their retirement benefits are garbage compared to what government employees earn starting 15 years of service.

haha asean thread is so gay its filled with SEaMEN like (you) hahaha xd xd :D:D

>>79085304
that depends on the company

sometimes you'll get what the gov gives you plus their added bonus you'll get two packages basically.

government sometimes are also contractual

>>79085826
Remember those houses that kadamay occuppied
those houses are basically your benefits

pengen ngentot gan

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>>79085127
After many years of conflict the Syrian IS even built their own workshop with improving vehicle protection design, at this rate Marawi will have its own gun industry.
http://spioenkop.blogspot.my/2017/08/armour-in-islamic-state-story-of.html?m=1
>IS can cobble together better protection than a state actor using wood

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This is now a flip skin thread


Post hands and feets

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>>79086433
From the Mosul offensive, I conclude that 2 most fatal tactics used by IS are snipers and SVBIED. Snipers are working great right now in Marawi but we haven't seen any SVBIED yet. Also need more ATGMs instead of old RPGs.

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>>79086433
Here's picture from the frontline if you're interested

>>79087034
Well its not like they are gonna be able to afford 200k burger dollars TOW missiles and explosives with ransom money. >>79041443
If we go by RM836 ransom/person they will have to kidnap a lot of people to afford one. Syrian/Iraqi IS at least have captured oil wells for income.

Did /nusa/ die?

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>>79087545
Very recent pics. Doesn't seem the fight will end anytime soon. Besides their cells are not only in Marawi. A few other cells are in Maguindanao currently fighting MILF.

>>79087578
IS in both Syria and Iraq grew strong because of the captured equipments from gov soldiers. In Philippines there's nothing to be captured kek I agree with you.

>>79087621
Esok start balik. Masih mood bercuti.

>>79087686
oreit

Nak Galaxy Note 8

>>79087545
>barrel sticking out
hmmmm

>>79084357
>TFW called it out before dutfag flip Aussie will be shitposting with jeje and bekis
>lol it came true now he's back butthurt and complains here.

At least they are not falling for his bullshit on that regard

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>>79087545
>two guns

>>79088200
what wrong with having 2 guns

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>>79088468
>whats wrong with having two (2) guns

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>>79087643
I'm sure there is plenty of Ligo that they can capture and sell at Alibaba to fund the war effort. Maybe grab all the Pentium 1 around and use it to mine for bitcoins too.
Also I'm gonna miss Khalid's antics after he retires.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/09/04/yes-they-are-terrorists-igp-confirms-arrest-of-eight-abu-sayyaf-militants/

>>79087545
>>79088200
>tfw it's hard as fuck to get gun here
Fuck (((government)))
I want to have a self-defence.

>>79088200
considering his primary is a bolt action (maybe a remington m700?) he might be a dedicated sniper. it's pretty normal for snipers with no spotters to bring a semi auto with them, or maybe his spotter left his gun there to take the picture? but the gun has a sling so he could've just brought it with him anyway. you should be more worried about his barrel potentially sticking out you know?

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>>79089066
>TWO GUNS

>>79089155
2 gun better than 1 gun
2 gun win every time

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>>79089300
>Not taking the knee mortar
50mm is always better than 5.56mm

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>browser full of exh and gelbooru tabs
>cant remove any of them because i havent seen/downloaded most of them yet
>dont have the energy to actually browse through them and finish the job
fuck my life