/brit/

saving porn is not normal

craving corn is not normal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSacvMiGX0w

anime innit

living in despair

shaving fauns is not normal

>>79037070
No lad im talking about a lad so masculine and handsome and charismatic you canny help but appreciate the male form

like in the ancient greek sense of gayness, two good ol' boys smashing eachothers back doors in and then doing a manly wrestle

bet it would have all the women fuming

used to shag this proper fit indian girl
but right she literally used contacts to give herself large grey/blue iris's every single day when in reality she had tiny beady brown eyes

kekked at the insecurity when I found out, but they did make her more attractive, her body was mindblowing tier anyway though

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White women are the fifth column of the Jews. Western civilization is at stake unless we get rid of their ability to influence politics or get rid of them entirely.

>>79037098
Which one?

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>this is the best building they hav-

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paving lawns is not normal

>>79037126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbyHNASFi6U

>>79037143
considering they were somewhat cutoff from the middle east/europe bubble of society, they did pretty well

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marijuana

honestly dislike the fact that wrestling isn't a common cultural practice for us

like most people would consider it gay and weird if you just randomly wrestled with the lads, but its actually really fun, and a relatively safe way to "fight" and test your strength

>>79030963
>tfw no gf
Is it possible for a nip like myself to get a white Brit gf lads?

>>79037129
>i cant get laid: the post

PS nothing wrong with an argentine girl burning the flag of the anglo oppressor

>>79037162
r u cute

>>79037129
>Argentina
>white

>genuinely dont recognise X people as human
isnt this an actual trait of autistics

any decent films from the last couple of years?

>>79037123
the ex

>>79037143
aesthetic

>>79037161
used to wrestle with the lads all the time actually, its really enjoyable

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>>79037153
>implying they didn't do better

79037165
Thinking that you can only dislike white "women" because you can't get laid is the mark of a beta cuckold.
>>79037178
That's the point, Limey.

>>79037171
Yes I guess

>>79037186
yeah probably

>>79037194
innit, I think i've had literally 2 wrestles in the last 5 or 6 years. Shite state of affairs, need to move to mongolia

black mirror is a really good series

>>79037194
bent

>>79037225
*kills you*

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Black Mirror is shit.
White "women" are shit.

>>79037207
But isnt being a bitter virgin synonymous with being a "beta cuckold"

get your head in the real world you sperg, grow up

>>79037196
the pyramids are from wypipo cast an evil spell on our starships to turn them to stone...fact!!

>>79037129
>>79037247
literally the most shit gimmick of the past week
give up

>>79037196
citing eygpt is a bit of a loophole really though
because when you think "african" today you think a black person. and besides the nubian dynasty which only lasted 200 years and didn't build any major pyramids the ancient eygptians can't really be considered to be black people

>>79037247
*slashes your neck*

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>>79037143
could at least post some aksumite stuff lad

circa 6th century

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>>79037256
>>79037265
>>79037268
White "women" are nothing but a drain on society. When did western society start collapsing in on itself? When white "women" were given any semblance of power. Who votes for far left parties? White "women." Who thought it would be a good idea to turn white men into feminine sissies? White women. Who begun importing third worlders? White "women." Who now chooses those third world men instead of the men they ruined? White "women." Who refuses to stop turning men in their countries into feminine "men." White "women." Who then continues to import more third worlders to renew their supply of non-ruined men? White "women." Who hates people just for having a penis or not being brown? White "women." Which group deserves merciless genocide? White "women." White men need to start doing what white women do and stop breeding with whites. They need to take superior women from other countries and marry them instead. Because if white men keep choosing white women, the cycle continues if they have even a single daughter, because they daughter will make it her mission in life to not only ruin white men but to ruin western civilization as a whole. How you raise her does not matter if professors Moshe Rosenburg and Devorah Goldenstein get to her at any point in her life.
Say no to the collapse of the western world.
Say no to white "women."

>>79037260
people writing beastiality when they mean bestiality really pisses me off for some reason

>Yank comes into the thread and starts being autistic

Typical, we'd smash him up if he showed his deformed babyface doon' pub lads, wouldnt we?

>>79037285
*decapitates you*

Gonna start reporting this yank dross

I actually had a historical revisionist on reddit, legitimately try to claim to me that carthage was a black empire and rome had black emperors.

>>79037208
welcome

>>79037285
shut up

How on earth is this even possible?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503718026609.webm

>>79037291
to be fair beastiality makes more sense

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>>Yank comes into the thread and starts being autistic

>Typical, we'd smash him up if he showed his deformed babyface doon' pub lads, wouldnt we?

>>79037315
foy

>>79037308
got me again

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>we

>>79037285
society not controlling women kind of roots out the insecure unsociable weaklings like yourself so all in all not a bad system

>>79037295
obviously
but just report and ignore him and he'll probably quit his sperging eventually

>>79037315
was actually really nice to see floyd in action one last time, I couldn't properly appreciate him when he was in his prime when I was younger

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[verse 1]

I once knew a nigga
his trip name was poleaboo
his primary concern was getting those sweet (you)s
being the biggest gimmick, that /brit/ had ever seen
he used to fuck polish girls and piss in drinks in his dreams

>>79037315
>>79037332
like clockwork

FOY

>>79037313
It doesn't though

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>>79037266
ancient egyptians were black you racist cunt

>>79037358
sex with beasts = beast

have a bob fetish

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found a new facewarmer

>>79037357
>like clockwork
much better than their last album desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvSUaCly0VQ

pinnacle of British music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp1fQ51YZMM

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For the past 50 years or so, white "women" have not contributed to the advancement of western civilization or western culture. Instead, they have been tirelessly working to destroy it. They promote mass immigration. They openly hate white men. They hate religion. They hate the family unit. They want homosexual marriage legalized. They want men who cut their penises off to be considered women. They want more women in western armies and want standards lowered, making them less effective. They want only one point of view to be allowed. They want an end to freedom of speech. They want socialism. They want the collapse of the western way of life.

>>79037395
not a word

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>>79037308
this can't be happening, i'm in charge here

>>79037395
dont care

automatically skip any post longer than a line

>>79037299
but thats true you fucking cunt

>>79037384
that'd be very enjoyable

>>79037378
Im not denying that there were black people living there, nubians are black and were a major part of the empire for most of the history, but they would have never been the majority and were only pharoes for a temporally insignificant time in relation to the length of time ancient eygpt was a thing

>>79037379
Yeah but it's a latin compound so it makes more sense to go with bestia rather than beast

>>79037385
>I Appear Missing
good choice
not heard the new one but i'm worried about that decline they might be making

in the suburbs i, learned to drive

and you told me, we'd never survive

>>79037384
really hot tbf

79037395
worst """""gimmick""""" ever
>>79037436
bit racist

Fucking turbochoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMaycNcPsHI

>>79037426
no its not
carthaginians were phonecians from modern day lebanon

I'm an asshole

is there anything more reddit than hating on smokers?
when I spark a cig and someone gives me a dirty look I make it in my best interest to blow the smoke directly in their face, then they do some fake cough

>>79037398
>>79037407
>>79037459
White knights. Sad. Enjoy raising Jamal ibn-Muhammad's son.

>>79037464
there may have been a VERY small chance that the Barca family were descended from Sudanese warlords but its most likely just a myth.

>>79037390
this but semi unironically
>>79037446
new one is their worst in my opinion
no killer track
give it a try anyway, hear for yourself

>>79037471
but not as much as this guy >>79037487

>>79037487
i will, ill take him to a new museum every weekend or something

>>79030963
>white people
Ew.

>>79037493
yeah I doubt it. the thing is if any of these people were actually full on black, I thin(and maybe im wrong here) that someone in the ancient world would have considered it unusual enough to mention. Especially if he didn't look like other carthaginians did

>>>/wsg/1857417

E L E C T I O N
W A V E

Bane?

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White women will almost never want more than one child will almost never want a child before 30.
That means your ONLY child will also have Down Syndrome.

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*honks*

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Wish I could be confident

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>White knights. Sad. Enjoy raising Jamal ibn-Muhammad's son.

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>>79037537
Bet your father let your mother raise you how she wanted, right? White women will ruin their sons 90% of the time.

>>79037524
nice

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literally me in the picture tonight lads you've already doxxed me so I'm posting this because I don't care

can anyone believe nigel farage won brexit AND trump won the presidency

Too big for ur boots

Anyone else find it funny when a bitter autistic virgin on the 'chon starts throwing around terms like "cuck" and "beta"?

the epitome of irony

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>I come from deepest core of Finnish meme base.


>Something big is coming. Something that will change everything. Finland will do it again. Countrywide bans will be set.

>Spurdo will spärde once more.

>>79037578
link

>>79037563
Brexit will never happen and trump will be impeached

>>79037576
spotted the beta cuck

sudan is turbo black
like i've seen black but the sudanese are the blackiest bunch of blacks that ever blacked

wild westmidslad spotted hahaha

>>79037578
big if true

>>79037595
sudanese people have admirable facial structures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30AqNFc5khs

experimental dubstep

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>>79037602
i don't disagree

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>Anyone else find it funny when a bitter autistic virgin on the 'chon starts throwing around terms like "cuck" and "beta"?

>the epitome of irony

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>>79037595
Reminder that this Sudanese fellow would literally, unironically be classified as white in America

this isn't humblebrag I swear but does anyone else have the habit of intentionally downplaying their intelligence or more accurately knowledge?

to give a quick example, sometimes if im discussing something specific that I know the name and details of I will instead speak in more vauge and searching terms as if I don't know the thing I know because to know it might be seen in a negative light by my social peers

think its a side effect as growing up scouser and having loads of scally mates, pretty antiintellectual crowd so you have to downplay everything to fit in.
I do consider myself smart but not wildly so, (top student in my comprehensive, upper-average at university)

does anyone else do this?

wish i was a big strong canadian with a beard and a red plaid jack and an axe and a house in the woods with my wife

Is anyone else here good looking?

Flappers ruined society

>>79037615
Said the word "psychopath" to one of my mates and they slagged me for ages calling me a posh bender telling me i use "big terms"

fucking idiots

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Nubians are dark skinned Caucasoids.

Just got a set of vouchers from the movies in the mail lads

$9.50 for a 'small combo' popcorn and coke! I can't imagine what the fucking regular price is.

>>79037623
im pretty average

>>79037623
yeah, absolutely love it

couldn't "pull" a girl any better than the rest of the autists but because im beautiful I get laid anyway lol

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can't be doing with half-caste birds if i'm honest with you

>>79037558
Your mates all look bent

>>79037639
No they arent, Ethiopians and to a lesser degree Somalians are

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>>79037578

>>79037634
wonder if this is a strictly poorer phenomenon or it happens to middle class and rich kids too

>>79037623
>tfw unconventionally attractive
Hard to pick girls up straight away but when they spend time with me they realise I'm actually pretty good looking
Rely heavily on my humour to carry dates and stuff

>>79037576
nice conjecture

>haha lads let's all take a piccy on snapchat! ;P

How did Finland make so many memes
They have a population of less than 5 million

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Why are bongs the most cancerous posters on the board? If you say literally anything about them that could be perceived as negative they reply to you with a 9gag-tier "umadbro?" response or just insult you and post an autistic image that shows your cunt crying and the U.K. as lesmugfroman.jpg. I think it's because they never leave their general so when they venture outside of it they don't know how to act.

>>79037641
it's like $17.22 AUD at my local feltham is it more or less than that usually

>>79037683
>unconventionally attractive
uggo lad

why do africans have yellow coloured eye whites?

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>>79037533
>starts in southampton
>people are surprised when it fucks up

>>79037712
only the darkest of dark skin niBBas G

>>79037712
don't eat enough eggs because they don't get chickens in africa
they farm guinea pigs instead but as you know guinea pigs do not lay eggs

>>79037615
yeah
although usually it just makes me look like a wanker because i'm autistic enough that i'll actually try and explain historical political economy to someone in conversation, meaning i still look like a pretentious fuck but an inarticulate one as well.

(though if i just said it like i'd type it, i'd give my conversation partner a way to save themselves before they died of boredom because they could just pick one of the jargon-y words i used and laugh at it, and i'm not very good at dealing with things once derailed.)

Why do people get obsessed with height? If you're short just date a short girl, for a 5ft1 woman a 5ft8 man will be her ideal

Phantom that's all red
Inside all white
Like something you ride a sled down
I just want that head

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wonder how much kebab he has removed in his lifetime

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>>79037728

>>79037702
agree despise my fellow countrymen

>>79037702
underrated

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>Why are bongs the most cancerous posters on the board? If you say literally anything about them that could be perceived as negative they reply to you with a 9gag-tier "umadbro?" response or just insult you and post an autistic image that shows your cunt crying and the U.K. as lesmugfroman.jpg. I think it's because they never leave their general so when they venture outside of it they don't know how to act.

Never had Snapchat. Never had tinder. Never had Instagram. Don't use Facebook.

>>79037728
>they farm guinea pigs instead but as you know guinea pigs do not lay eggs
Seriously? that's like fourth world
>>79037761
proving his point

How's that novel of yours coming along, anon?

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Why do Sudanese people have such a defined forehead crease?

>>79037738
>willingly passing inferior genes onto your children
captcha is genech branch, i think it's trying to tell me something about you

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>proving his point

>>79037729
nowadays Its more of just a bad habit for me, I'm not really ashamed of those types of things anymore and I don't hang around with people who would mock me for it, but its so ingrained into my behaviour that I only realise im doing it after the fact

annoying desu, purposely endumbing myself for no good reason

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>smaller = inferior

>>79037707
I think it's $13 for a small and $17 for a large here

>>79037771
too much gooning

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Bet it stings a bit

>>79037769
it's now a webcomic and it's basically dead
don't know how i can be both a stuffy career lawyer and a stupid webcomic creator.

>>79037767
>Seriously? that's like fourth world

no not seriously you mong lmao

you gave me a hearty kek there lad, thank you

huh? did someone say something?
>>79037790
haha woah i almost didn't see you down there laddie!

>>79037796
interesting lack of blood
how did he acquire the injury and how many hours since it happened

>>79037796
JANNY

>start reading an actual hardback paper book rather than one of my PDFs
>feel like i'm about 1% through it after reading for about an hour and a half
>check my bookmark
>about 25%
>check index
>300 pages

interesting.
writing a book no longer seems so impossible. PDFs i open have an awful habit of being 600+ page tomes.

>>79037837
That's what happens when you go into shock

absolutely fried on this hash
strong music enhancement right now

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>>79037809
Can't you see how that'd be believable?
You know they do far worse?
>he doesnt know about mosquito burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw

You lads are rude people

You are bad company, and it wont get you anywhere in life

goodnight, i have a woman, friends, family and a home to tend to in the morn

>>79037855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teyy1A_AJso

>>79037863
see you tomorrow x

>>79037702
its an extremely powerful technique which drives lithuanian shitposters to feelings of hopelessness

>>79037863
Good riddance normie twat

>>79037848
m8 you could be in shock all you like, if I rip your femoral artery in half and no one stops the bleeding you're going to die

>>79037857
yeah, but because I made it up off the cuff it was funny to me, not trying to be mean i swear

also I approve of mosquito burgers, like 20x protien content of beef, mad gainz

>>79037855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zfp1BnrmEA

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>>79037863

>>79037863
lies

>>79037848
No it isn't

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>>79037896
>>79037884

Mental to think about The Age of Sail.
Utter mad bastards who just jumped on boats and sailed miles and miles across vast oceans in terrible weather and conditions to find new land, just because they were board.
Brave as fuck

Shall pretend to be going on a date, lads. I'll keep posting but I'll pretend to be someone else, then I'll write about my made up date in a couple hours.

>>79037848
t. twat who doesn't know what shock is

your ma is so fat her name is "dense urban area"

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>>79037702

Why are bongs the most cancerous posters on the board? If you say literally anything about them that could be perceived as negative they reply to you with a 9gag-tier "umadbro?" response or just insult you and post an autistic image that shows your cunt crying and the U.K. as lesmugfroman.jpg. I think it's because they never leave their general so when they venture outside of it they don't know how to act.

What's Tumblr like

Gonna spam some thick dick pics

>>79037937

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6on-1238Vw

I'm gayer than 30 gay men put together

>>79037957
blogs and porn

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White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?

>>79037960
*licks lips*

I'm gayer than 31 gay men put together
take that

>>79037909
don't be such a brainlet, appreciate the education
>>79037984
tbf if you live in the west, the school system will instill leftism in your children

79037984
sick to the back teeth of this cunt

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>>79037890
no bars

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flat earth is real

>>79038019
Is there a more insufferable fanbase?

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>>79038019
>i'm speshul

>>79038019
"yes"

Want to drown my gf

foj (fuck off josie)

>>79038052
nah

>>79038052
Why

>>79037984
She's beautiful though

>>79037994
you = gay man = x
31 gay men = y
x>y (where value is gayness)

but x also = y/31
so x>y
but x=y/31

*takes that*
*implodes*

I'd give my god-damned soul for just a glass of beer

>>79038058
Back off bro!

>>79038080
half life 2 confirmed

>>79038037
Corbyn's

>>79038080
/r/theydidthemath

>>79038063
She's a wanker

>>79038092
r/theydidthemonstermath

>>79038088
this

>>79030963
why is she so pale and sweaty

>>79038104
>>79038092
cringe at redditors humour

>>79038100
Just make sure she's only wanking you

>>79038100
Why don't you just dump her then lol

>>79038100
are u ok

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rah

>>79038129
Not a strong enough punishment she must be killed

>>79038139
kek

>>79038149
Aren't you only in new Zealand cause of her

for me, its Gennady Golovkin

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>>79038149
does she drink too much donkey jizz

>>79038156
It's a proxy you retard

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>can't get a gf in my country where I was raised and fully understand the language & culture
>surely I will get a 9/10 Japanese gf if I move there, stupid local whores just can't appreciate me like the Japanese will with my pre-schooler level of Japanese
fucking where is the logic in asian fever betas

>>79038188
dont think it is

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>>79038019

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ah yes brit

bottom text

Abortion isn't murder.

>>79038217
That was my post kek

>>79038217
Fucking lol what a cretin

>>79038234
KEK
did that really happen

>>79038217
bleating

>>79038156
It's a proxy u muppet I'm in Wendover

>>79038172
She fucked over my fathers day plans like the mangy flotsam she is

having a muffit of tea

>>79038234
lmao how do you remember your post from 3 years ago

>>79038217
thats a fantastic post

>>79038239
Y-yes, no bully pls it was the worst year of my life
>>79038247
Because someone put it on r/4chan

>>79038243
thought you were legit in nz for some reason
also you're not supposed to admit it

>>79038243
i mean plans just plans, sounded like it was something lot worse when you were saying she needs to be killed and that

>>79038261
I am lol never been to Wendover hehe

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Imagine being such a pathetic cretin that you post on /brit/ whilst on the dance floor in a club

well I don't need to imagine

>>79030963
need to smell her

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>>79038256

>>79038276
fuck the hog

>>79038275
What was that asmr you liked

Fat girls don't count. If you've only fucked fat girls, you're still a virgin. Just the way it is.

>>79038268
Short drop and a sudden stop is what she needs

>>79038256
that's where I saw it, was fucking hilarious. small world eh
honestly made me laugh so much

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>>79038275
i've been bamboozled

>>79038217
was going to say "resourceful, I like it" but then I saw the bit about opening the wallet and money blowing away and spat my wine all over the place laughing

howling

>>79038305

doesn't make sense

>>79038313
Do you have any other /brit/ screencaps?

>>79038303
Idk binaural medical exams
Non noncey stuff

>spat my wine all over the place laughing

*Tips fedora*

fully comfy mode lads

>green tea
>rugged up
>might boot up some witcher 3

>>79038349
The one with the doctor guy yeah

>>79038256
how much flew away

>>79038371
Think it was 90

>>79038370
That subgenre yes

>>79038351
whats fedora about wine?

swear every time I get fedora'd its illegitimate and just does not make sense

>>79038378
kek how does that even happen? did you collect any of it or what

>>79038365
>shut off the HUD in Witcher 3
>turn off the music
>get on my horse and ride around
>can hear the wind in the trees, the water splashing against the shore, and the animals around you

SHOT YOURSELVES WORTHLESS SUBHUMANS

anyone remember the flat earth is real meme

>>79038384
what kind of wine

>>79038370
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgGhVPf9JH9S41mJwJwgNbg
?

Beto is a virgin

how do i shot pirate

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>I open my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew away

>>79038387
Was on one of my nature walks I talked about in that post up a mountain, opened it up to count it (very stupid I know)
didn't get a penny but I ran down a hill like a mong and tripped up, never been so angry

>>79038426
Screeching
Thank you for your service

>>79038426
kek

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>>79038426
the fucking state
at least youre in a better place now

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/sep/02/prince-told-white-lie-about-favourite-colour

actually PAINS me to know that someone is getting paid a decent wage to turn out garbage like this

>An indeterminately hued bombshell has been dropped regarding the late artist Prince. His sister Tyka Nelson revealed that Prince’s favourite colour wasn’t purple. It was… orange. And this comes soon after the Pantone Color Institute announced a new shade of purple in Prince’s honour, Love Symbol No 2, saying it was “emblematic of Prince’s personal style”.
>Or, more likely, Prince was too busy producing genius pop-funk classics to care. Having conducted some “in-depth research” into the psychology of colour (I Googled for five minutes and then got sidetracked by a video of the 1988 Prince track, Alphabet Street), I discovered that purple is the colour of nobility and luxury, while orange denotes joy and creativity. So both fit. Besides, as someone who witnessed Prince do the splits live on stage more than once, I’m confident he was flexible enough to like both colours at once.

pirates of shit

poo

>>79038409
jacobs creek classic sauvignon blanc vintage 2017 from south eastern australia

I don't drink it to be posh I drink it because im povvo and its cost effective
its actually quite nice considering

>>79038452
>>79038425
Alri creg

>>79038460
Conductor

>>79038472
chapo guzman de mierda

>>79037059
>>79037059
>>79037059

Recycle when ready

>>79038480
not creg you cretin theres loads of bradposters

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>>79038426

>>79038452
>>79038425
>tfw this ugly cunt is going to be in Doctor Who

>>79038495
Enjoying your holiday creg?

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<going on holiday in nova scotia