/brit/

plymouth is actually an alright place

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sophie

IMPEACH FRUMPF

Chewing licorice root
Think I've got a new habit

for fuck's sake can you not at least wait until 300 posts? are you really that desperate to be the OP of the thread? fucking spastic adhd child

china is communist

I sell knowingly broken cameras on eBay as 'untested' and let runty little bargain hunters bid them up haha

decent little earner

got propositioned last night by a good friend and his gf for a 3sum. very mixed feelings about it 2bh

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anime

eating a burrito lads

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Ah yes /tv/, definitely not a reddit enclave

shit leftyreddit says
>white supremacist
>white identity = fascism
>hate, hate speech, hateful ideology, etc
don't fall for his gimmicks

>>79025892
James?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSkvyG3H_KM
and 'scape lad in

>>79025809
The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.

The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.

By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.

Neo-China arrives from the future.

Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.

Retro-disease.

Nanospasm.

what do you call british communism?

pommunism :)

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Ah yes, the benefits of mullticulturalism

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in the mood for chatting up some average girls at a house party

need a cuddle

>>79025926
what

>runescape

the virgin party

>WoW

the chad raid

>>79025921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbit-E4pXMs

Yes

>>79025916
you dont know what a gimmick is

impeach bldrmblbrmpfrrumplpfrptmplff

need to look at a real life girl

>>79025944
*farts on you*

/tv/ just talks about game of thrones, star wars and the latest capeshit. it is not different to reddit in any significant way.

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Actually Hong Kongers feel more British than Chinese

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/26/hong-kong-democracy-campaigners-demand-return-to-british-rule-as/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255712/Hong-Kong-protests-Thousands-protesters-streets-demanding-greater-democracy-waving-British-colonial-flags.html

uh... you don't get to bring friends...

>>79025935
same. don't know anyone having a party though. probly just go to bed.

love clubbing
love dancing with girls
love having sex with girls
love pints and vodka
hate working
hate virgins
simple as

keep getting matches on tinder and bumble but can not be arsed to speak to them

shame, I really want a gf

maybe this is why I'm single

maybe I'm asexual? maybe I'm gay?

/tv/ is shite but the naked attraction threads are filled with /brit/lads so they're grand

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>>79025964

>>79025964
yes he does

>>79025991
they can feel as british as they like but they are clearly chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYPTgJbfJZ8

If this song was Chinese it would be called TI YOON

gobshite

>>79025862
hundreds of girls just like this in my town, half of them are gypsies I reckon, they have no end of sites allocated to them

>>79026034
hate when women take pictures with their disgusting runt pets

absolutely NOT peng

>>79025858
yep, get out plenty. Nobody fucking plays runescape any more

>>79025958
banger this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVjbGvHN-IY

>he looks for a gf on tinder
you realize those are refurbished sluts who got tired of riding chad right (protip: they never get tired).

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>china is communist
>they can feel as british as they like but they are clearly chinese

Pits and bollocks have gone all smelly again. Hate when this happens.

any man had a 3 some here? is it awkward once you spaff?

/brit/ has gone to shit

t. been on /brit/ for 2 days

Hong Kong slags loves BBC (big British cock)

unasit.tumblr.com

>>79026009
FONT

>>79026098
Not if the other two men are hot.

>>79026046
You can feel as British as you like but you are clearly a south african/cambodian/indian from brum

>>79026098
3 blokes?

i remember when brit used to be good (this morning)

brit was never good

any man had a tights gf here?

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>2027
>Electric cars are 70% of all sales
>Electric cars are 100% of sales for people who say things like "it's just a car innit" "just want something to get from A to B" "Elon is my hero"

>Government introduces a scrappage scheme for evil petrol cars to get £5,000 off a shiny Tesla or other electric OMG ELON I LOVE YOU
>All the normies scrap their perfectly good petrol cars

>All the great driver's cars become classic-car levels rare overnight.
>Try to buy a simple 6 banger 3 series
>£60,000

remember the last night I was happy

haha just joking, I cant't even remember the last time I was happy

my friend wants to know just as a joke what it feels like to have a thick cock balls deep in your arsehole

there's a virgin post if you look a bit up on the thread

>>79026118
>>79026136
1f 2m

>>79026181
Your Ma is like a bowling ball, fingered 3 times and fucked down an alley

>>79026110
thats a bloke

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>>79026184

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>>79026088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9OOsKVcmyE

><> lvls?

any man ever been to plymouth here?

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ashe

dude drugs rofl

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>>79026170
No but I once had a sex dream where a girl gave me a thighjob in tights and I came all over her black tights.

>>79026209

Yes, a couple weeks ago

It's a bit wanky but alright I guess

off to the pakishop, you cunts want anything?

>>79026193
Gay as fuck. Why would you want that? Sharing the same pussy as some other mans sweaty dick and cum.
Disgusting degenerate
>>79026181
Petrol cars are reddit

september is the comfiest month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>79026227

Gonna be a nightmare to get that stain out desu, you knobhead

waiting for the mandy to kick in

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might be one of the new favourites

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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504156483013.webm

>>79026181
but imagine driving a V8 F-Type or Mustang GT when everyone around you is in a pathetic electric cuckbox. It'd be fantastic

>>79026207
*lobster potting bot intensifies*

if every post you made on /brit/ was yelled out of your open front door by Brian Blessed, with quote links replaced with "Oi!" what would you post, if anything? I reckon it'd be fun for an hour, but get very annoying after that.

>>79026216
No one mentioned drugs until you said it. Grow up.
also
t. drinks tea
t. drinks coffee
t. takes nurofen
t. drinks alcohol
t. exercizes

>>79026268
tights are cheap

also she wasn't real

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rate the 'way

>>79026247
nonce thought

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ha
den grambs ambur leef
ha

>>79026274
enjoy being a spec in my rear view mirror looool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cp3CRmcAJU

>>79026235
its called a condom you virgin

>>79026270
dropping on your own? interesting choice lad

>>79026286
cocaine
benzos
mdma
lsd
2c-b
dmt
ket
speed

>over 16 degrees every day until the middle of October
fucking hate hot weather fuck off

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susan~

>>79026098
I had a rare 2 person threesome with your mum and your sister

https://youtu.be/bZzule73bdg

screaming

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Stop breeding with white women.

>>79026227
I've done that in real life. Must suck being a virgin.
>>79026302
Veggie beta. Very low T

>>79026284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2xS-AxKk0k

>>79026302
Not bad, but I always think of Subway as massively overpriced considering it's not much more than a sarnie.

>>79026306
bet youre a runt who likes some normble month like june or july

>>79026310
oh sorry, I thought she was a paki
it was an old folder

WE'RE GANCELLIN' THE ABOGGA-LIPS

>>79026184
>tfw diagnosed with depression at age 6

Don't think I've ever been happy

>>79026319
enjoy the odd solo roll now and again. just like to chill with some good music and get maximum comfy

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>>79026272
>It's a 'late summer nights feeling' thread

dunno why Turkey enjoys the touristic reputation it does

haven't been there myself but know tonnes of people who have and they all agree its a shithole. and not a shithole in the casual 'rubbish/graffiti/drugs everywhere' sense, like a proper backward as fuck medieval islamic shithole no better than other middle-eastern countries

co-worker caught me listening saleel al sawarim, not even a muslim, bet he thinks I'm a right nutcase now

brit will never be good
and I wont let it be

why did the emancipation proclamation only apply to slaves in rebel states

>>79026310
ravinder prakesh
>>79026323
>coke
shit deano drug
>benzos
best drug class
>mdma
overrated neurotoxic shite
>lsd
alright
>2cb
better than lsd
>dmt
v. good
>ket
best trippy drug
>speed
best stim

>>79026284
anime

unironically still bumping

actually a fucking anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPuuhOiIOMM

>>79026375
sun + cheap food/drink + ample supply of light brown local dick piping hot and ready for willing white vag

october and november are nice months
december would be too if it didn't have all the christmas shite

>>79026317
>slower around the burgerking than a fucking GT86
kek
KEK
K E K

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>>79026338
>masculinity is eating meat

state of you

>>79026348
December is so clearly ahead it's not even funny you twat

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lads,
yank starting at St. Andrews next week as an undergrad. any tips?

have completely shut the blinds, shan't be letting an ounce of light into my retina during this early morning

>>79026404
leftypol and their cuck fantasies kek

virgins are good people

>>79026410
a stock Tesla can outpace a top line mustang you mug

>>79026375
cheap, tourist friendly and has historical shite
what else do normies want

chooon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Mr_wgeLik

>>79026368
>roll
FUCK OFF YANKS
One of my mates called it 'molly' the other day and it drives me up the fucking wall

>>79026416
what's so good about december? it's too cold, too dark, the normies are hooting and hollering about christmas and new year. it's a shite month. september-november are the best.

>>79026431
Posho uni. Bag some top slags.

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Matched with this black bird on bumble

>>79026414
>I dont eat meat because I don't want animals feelings to be hurt
united states of you. very beta literally not top of the food chain

>>79026457
what do you call it. i'd never call it molly though, fuck that noise

>>79026370
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504241096674.webm

What's the name for this feeling?

>>79026431
get ready to not see the sun for the next 3 years

i will never get why you'd let another bloke shag your gf.

mad ol world we live in

had the phimosis dream again

>>79026457
>One of my mates

You don't need to make things up on 4chan bro lol

>>79026431
join the boxing club so I can spark you out at one of the meets

>>79026448
>top line mustang
A riced foxbody is not a top line mustang
and a stock tesla will do one (1) good 0-60 run before going into limp mode. At speeds above 100mph it lags behind badly because lolnogears

>>79026431
stop worrying itll be fine

>>79026414
You can almost taste the skelly from your post

>>79026332
got the hotdog pic?

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>>79026317
>spec
Leftypol can't spell speck. howling

>>79026319
It's what losers do

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FRIENDLY REMINDER:
White women are the fifth column of the Jews. They are THE ENEMY of the white man.

>>79026431
Fuck off we're full

>>79026493
>what do you call it.
pinging or buzzing
on the gurners, spangled or yoked if I'm being a cunt

>>79026494
Ennui.

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the alt rate

>>79026404
they all say theres NO women anywhere on the streets after dark, only blokes

>>79026491
>using a discredited ethological theory to describe humans
ah yes

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>>79026509
Had a dream that I was a Southern Plantation owner in the 1840s. My wife gave birth to a black bastard son. I woke up and spent about five minutes thinking about what to do before I remembered it was just a dream.

>>79026546
don't care

>>79026457
Everyone says molly now you virgin cunt I bet you're one of those abnormie cunts that say MDMA or MD, state can't imagine being that much of a runt
>>79026567
Trying too hard to be normal you abnormie virgin. Literally everyone I know calls it molly and I go to woodland raves

>>79026461
>it's too cold, too dark
no it isn't
be quiet

hate scotland
hate the scottish
hate it when they tweet in that stupid glaswegian dialect

simple as

>>79026494
saudade

>>79026567
I just say "I'm russian" (rushing, with poor pronunciation)

>>79026431
If you're going to study Maths then say hi to my mate John haha

>>79026605
u r gay

>>79026608
autism

>>79026573
ETS DASGUSHTING
ABSHOLUTELY ATROOCIUS

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Imagine how glorious it would have been had they won lads

I'm just wondering how people have sex with prostitutes here, bearing in mind the current housing crisis I'll probably be living with my parents till I'm 35, I'm 20 and still a virgin. I can't get the house to myself because my mum doesn't work and my father will have retired by my late 20s, so it'll be impossible for a girl to come here on a call out right?
I'm pretty certain they aren't going to use their own addresses for having sex now are they, so that leaves a few options I can either waste money on renting a shithole flat I'll prefer not to have as I have a perfectly good room right now OR I could go to a hotel, so what the fuck do I do go to a premier inn and ask the black receptionist if me and a friend can have a room for 1 hour and then leave?

Everyone in the reception will know I'm about to put my willy in the girl I'm with, so I can't lose my virginity till I'm 35?

>>79026606
except it is. youre probably one of these edgy cunts who actually enjoys the cold and constant darkness

>>79026605
>Everyone says molly now
it's mandy or diz
in pills they're garies

>>79026608
2bh tae arenty aw tha ba' i dinnie ken why yer so med

retarded communist

>>79026676
Alri grandad runt

>>79026661
>I'm pretty certain they aren't going to use their own addresses for having sex now are they,

do you not know what an incall is you dumb twat?

>it's a Dunkey uploads a 'serious' video episode

shan't be watching

>>79026400
Junkie

>>79026400
good coke is rare, but levels above most of the pub grub deanos are used to

would never buy charlie from a street dealer again

how do i convince myself that there is nothing wrong with having a tiny willy?

>>79026661
go to a brothel u nab

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mooslim ref-yoo-gees

scots aren't that bad they invented that radar, we'd have lost ww2 without it

>>79026675
I will NOT apologise for my artic phenotype

>>79026661
Imagine experiencing the conundrum of this virgin's GRIM life

Hahahaha

White nationalism makes no sense in Europe. It should just be called European Preservation

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>I do drugs

>>79026661
go to them then you fucking spastic

the threesome has certain rules, no spaffing inside and no facial, dont think im gonna bother.

>>79026755
get off the internet

>>79026772
>we'd have lost ww2 without it
LOL

>>79026774
well you fucking should

>>79026744
haven't used drugs in two years try again sweaty xx

>>79026725
>not being a pseudo-yank makes me a runt
yeah mate, go and pop bare mollies at a Martin Garrix show
sick EDM bro!

footage of the Hong Kong handover genuinely makes me feel queasy

>>79026826
lmao

fucking destroyed him

i

pood myself

today

to see if i still feel

i focus

on the mess

the only thing thats real

>>79026741
>>79026788
no prozzie is going to risk losing her flat for this, who in their right mind would fuck dozens of paying men at their own address, I don't understand why any of you would think this is a reality

>>79026755
stop watching porn

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>>79026802
*absolutely heems you without radar warning*

>>79026661
Yeah how about you just be confident and go join some clubs and societies and improve yourself and just be yourself and you'll find a nice girl who will forgo her natural survival instincts and want to touch your disgusting little virgin dick

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>>79026556
this is why I'm posting
I feel like there are so many un-assimilating yanks at st andrews that the locals and other students resent americans in general
but i am neither a teaboo harping on about muh hogwarts nor the kind of yank who couldn't name the constituent countries of the UK so idk what to do

scots invented SAS too and intelligence (mi5, mi6)
don't get the hate
>>79026802
clueless runt without a history degree (I do)
>>79026826
baited. knew that'd annoy the fuck out of you

would /out/ mock me for glamping becaue i camp in the winter with a wood burning stove in my tent and make stews and bring a self inflating mattress

that one anon who mentioned /out/

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the gf

>>79026725
can't tell if trolling

molly, rolling, plur. would exile any cunt that uses that language in my presence

>>79026895
just do what you enjoy bro :)

>>79025809
Kill yourself

>>79026871
you're an idiot
plenty of prostitutes do incalls

only virgins call mdma anything other than molly 2bh

>>79026871
are you a fucking muppet? they rent a flat or airbnb

fucking hell you're a proper virgin, it's called an incall you melon, go on adultwork and look - escorts usually do tours

>>79026895
I would mock you for this you utter poof

>>79026932
don't care

genuinely like scots.

very nice people

>>79026891
might continue to vote UKIP over SNP if you keep saying such nice things about us

>>79026945
dont care

>>79026932
FOY

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White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?

>>79026920
i do but that doesnt really answer my question

>>79026825
Not even the legal ones?

>>79026931
>>79026940
maybe in some other shithole country, but here as things are currently? I'm sure you know very well people struggle to find affordable rented housing in any decent town or city, so why the fuck would someone risk getting kicked out of their place for this?

much higher class of bird on bumble than on tinder

>>79026891
>clueless runt without a history degree (I do)
the allies would have won world war 2 regardless you twat
without radar we would have just had a harder time with nazi bombings

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Any OSRS man in?

Who is the most chad streamer/video maker?

Who has the most slayer, non-virgin phenotype? Swear I've seen some proper handsome streamers before

>>79026932
>molly

FOOOOOOOOOY

it's mandy

>>79026932
t. 16 year-old yank on holiday

>>79026945
Dinnae gee a shite

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the greater is the beauty
the profounder is the stain
significant of the forbidden
is transgressed in eroticism

>>79026945
I like all the types when they aren't on the internet
online scots and paddys are such faggots in every way with their epic meme speak and le we hate the english every 5 seconds

irl they are sound though

>>79026932
>molly
fuck off

>>79026932
bait and im taking it

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>I have voted for UKIP

>>79026932
Good bait.

>>79026274

That would be sweet, but the government will massively jack up the insurance to placate eco fags

Enjoy your £10,000 insurance on a V8 F-type, and £5 a litre fuel

>>79026983
Hmmmm

>>79026986
how old are you?

>>79026975
>so why the fuck would someone risk getting kicked out of their place for this?
it's not against the rules to have sex with men in your flat

>>79026975
because it's not their flat you stupid gay cunt

even if it was

>hi I think you're a prostitute
>prove it
>uhhhhh

no wonder you're a virgin

>>79026895
Dunno but I've been thinking how great it would be to go camping alone with a tent that i camoflaged, somewhere nobody would find me. Just hide from the world completely.

>>79026942
why though?

i just think people that mock it are people that couldn't build a wood stove and modify a canvas tent to support it. why is being uncomfortable and cold a must on a camping trip?

>>79026983

would

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Don't call me a melon please

>>79027038
29

this place is really bad for your mental health

met a mate from school jsut now (not in my hometown)

he's a teacher now how fucked is that? last time i talked to him we must have been 15-16.

he said i should add him on normalbook but i dont want him to see i only have 30 friends (mostly relatives) what do

>>79027053
>gif
fuck off

>>79026895
yes

who the fuck brings a wood burning stove in a tent?

fucking poofter

>>79026448
>a stock Tesla can outpace a top line mustang you mug

From 0-60 in a straight line yes

Otherwise no

>>79027038
Old enough to heem you at edge

just took 6 mollies

>>79027045
>why is being uncomfortable and cold a must on a camping trip?

Because it builds character. If you want to be comfortable stay at home. Going into the wilderness is about moving outside your comfort zone. You're also polluting the shit out of the environment and probably ruining it for others.

>>79027044
why?

good luck hiding anywhere in the UK other than the highlands and good luck not dying if you "hide" there in a tent

>>79027073
dont if he actually wanted to keep in touch wud sugegst changing numbers

>>79026743
I do not watch his videos because he is black

>>79027063
agreed

>>79026983
would smash

>>79027039
>>79027041
but how
if its so easy then how come my willy hasn't gone in a girl yet? if its so out in the open and accessible then how come I haven't gotten it wet yet

just injected molly

>70% of cars are electric
>need for fuel goes down
>oil companies stop making it
>price shoots up
>now costs £500 to fill up your deanomobile

get a tesla you deano

heroin

thoughts?

>>79025837
Roll Plymouth Rock

>>79026980
brainlet armchair historian

>his """nation""" doesn't have legal brothels

Absolute state

>>79026983

She must attract a lot of mentally healthy men and totally-not-paedos TM

>>79027105
>not dying
Why would I die? I'm not camping in the motorway or eating every berry I see.

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>i realised i'm literally the failure in the social group

>>79027139
hope you burn up in an electric fire

>>79027128
because you're utterly clueless

>>79027128
read your previous posts and the question answers itself

>>79027128
You're useless

>>79027128
are you stupid or just trolling?

>camping

yeah me and my mates camped and drank when we were 16 too, cannot FATHOM the type of adult that VOLUNTARILY spends his nights in a cold, damp tent in a field

>>79027029
>>79027024
>>79027020
>>79026996
>>79026989
>>79026958
>>79026943
7 yous, too easy

>>79027143
will quickly ruin your life

>>79027026
used to vote SNP until they went full socialist under 79 group leadership, voted Yes, voted Leave, and now regularly vote UKIP but in the event unlikely event that I can have a right-wing independent Scotland I'll have to consider it

might send Sargon a box of lidl corn flakes so he might see the morn

>>79027139
>only cars use petrol

>>79027192
Yeah bet you and your mates were right camp you bent fucker

>>79027073
i recently saw a girl i knew from high school in public with a husband and a baby
i shuddered

>sale of non-electric cars is outlawed
>OPEC loses all its power
>Saudi economy dries up
>no longer have to bend to their will

Elon is the saviour of the white race

>>79027192
>a cold, damp tent
Sounds like you're pretty shit at camping.

>>79027176
>>79027183
>>79027185
Its literally impossible and I don't believe any of you, its not real I don't even think girls do these things with men outside of making children or in films. Its all a lie.

Think I've become such a virgin that I'm no longer interested in having a relationship desu.

Think Atoms for Peace is great Tbh
Better than half of radiohead's main albums

>>79027017
>le we hate the english every 5 seconds
Can't hack the patter lad, ah dinnae ken why you hate us its the same with ye l

business idea: me, some choons, a 'za and a bag of H in a lonely cabin

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why is it that the people who claim white genocide is rael, deny the holocuast?

>>79027103
what a load of absolute bollocks. i've probably camped more days than you've been alive in just about every condition. obviously you wouldn't take a wood burning stove up a mountain, but if you're camoing in a field somewhere why not? how on earth would it pollute less than a campfire? if actually pollutes a great deal less.

what a spacker

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>Fartmong of Fatsad

>>79027199
>hehe i was only pretending

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>>79027203
>thinking voting UKIP is a threat to the main parties in 2017
>thinking voting UKIP has EVER been a threat to the main parties in Scotland

ive decided im going to become a virgin again

>>79027128
because you have apparently invented rules in your head that specifically prohibit women from having sex with you

is zanex a good drug lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8GvnI_YLSQ

hope there's a camera crew filming tim when he gets dragged off to an asylum

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Why does it taste so good

boofing some molly

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>>79027253
>white genocide is rael
>white genocide israel

>>79027305
>>79027305
>>79027305

>>79027162
go live off the land in a camo tent in the highlands then mate. see how it works out for you. i'm sure the stark scottish countryside will be rife with plantation to consume and wildlife to hunt, without a gun of course.

>>79027192
can't imagine the hack of the fat fingers that typed this post, camping is chad as fuck. low test manlets lack survival skills

>>79027250
literally unable to decipher this pidgin script

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>>79027203
Vote Tory you silly cunt

Went fishing and caught some fish today lads

>>79027279
I just want a girl to hold me but I don't think these things even happen, I see plenty of them walking around sure but I don't think anything happens behind closed doors.

>>79027298
leave the man alone

fuck sake

>>79027274
I vote on principles, not tactics

besides, we have proportional representation in Scotland so a vote for UKIP isn't wasted

>>79027299
>Red Bull now have a zero calorie version
>the diet version only has about 5kcal in the whole can

Don't understand

>>79027299
Runt

>>79027360
shan't be voting for a fat dyke, sorry

>>79027343
>live off the land
Nah, I'd bring a few days worth of food, water and cooking equipment. Wouldn't forage or hunt, I'm not Ray Mears. I'm not fucking John Rambo.

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>>79027429
>votes for a fat bender instead

>>79027445
the hardest part is carrying several days of water, you need to drink lots when hiking and water is pretty heavy

though you can refill at natural sources in the mountains

>>79027286
its shite unless you want to go to sleep

>>79027662
have a couple of beers with it, makes for a good time