I just have my phimosis fixed

>>79009830
cool post more

>>79009830

might as well post your now mutilated dick

>>79009912
fuckin mods will ban me

>>79009935

post it in bant

>falling for jewish tricks
should have streched

>>79009888
>Europe
Newfag here, why doesn't this anon have a country flag?

>>79009935
post on /b/ or other nsfw board

>>79010226
proxy

>>79009830
what does that hand sign mean?

mazzeltov btw

>>79010306
polish chan timestamp

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>>79010226
>Not knowing shitpostet juncker

>>79010226
half of the people here are pro hackers, there is plenty weird shit happening

>>79010306
This means that this OP faggot stole this image from other polish chan

>>79009830
how do you fix phimosis without going to the doctor

>>79010435
>go to the local supermarket
>take a lobster from the lobster tank
>??????
>snippity snap

>>79009830
Jesus fucking Christ, did you fix it yourself?

>>79010918
Its not op's picture

checking something

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>>79009830
Poles are Slavic Jews

>>79009830
man when my phimosis got fixed they cut the frenulum
this took fucking ages to heal and after about 2 weeks horny 16 year old me couldn't take it anymore and gently started fapping
it went as well as you'd expect, afterwards the wound ripped open and there actually was thin string of blood shooting out of my dick, no idea how many layers of toilet paper got soaked thorugh with blood.... good times

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fuck the mods

i fixed mine by stretching daily

>>79011196
Why did yours get fixed so late? Mine got fixed when I was about 5.

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>>79011243

>>79011352
well it never was painful for me, but fapping wasn't that much fun without any form of lubricant
at first I tried shit like stretching etc. but that didn't work... I also didn't want to talk with my parents about this shit, but the biggest reason was that I didn't want to get circumcised
now I just have this ugly scar where my frenulum used to be... well, not that anyone besides me sees it anyway

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>>79011243
Wew lad you didn't have to go there

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>>79011243
Does it hurt?

What is the best way to remove phimosis?

>>79011574
So this is why I don't have a Frenulum, interesting.

>>79011882
synagogue

>>79011882
Well at first you need to try stretching it with a special creme if that works, good on you, if it doesn't you need to get surgery. That doesn't mean that you will get circumcised though, it normally just means that you will get a tiny cut in your foreskin.

>>79010306
It is a jojo reference.

>>79011969
>if it doesn't you need to get surgery
b-but what's wrong with having phimosis?
It's only super tight when my dick is hard.
I can easily pull it back when its flaccid.

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>>79012115
Dude get help, this stuff only gets worse the longer you have it. Besides most cases can be fixed with just stretching and cremé.

>>79012233
What's so bad about having it?
I still stretch though.
When it's hard I can pull it back like halfway.

>>79011882
dip your dick in warm or even hot (as much as you can tolerate) water so your foreskin gets stretchier and then just try to roll it back, do that for a month and that's it

>>79012372
That might not work for me because also this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frenuloplasty_of_prepuce_of_penis

>>79011243
Why the fuck...

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>>79011243

Can someone give me a rundown on what phimosis is and why you have it?
Im too scared to type in google.

>>79012909
Foreskin hole too small, dick can't get out. I had it when I was a kid, got fixed after I started fapping.

>>79012909
if you dont fap for a long time your foreskin stick to your dick. its hard to piss, hurts when you fuck and its impossible to clean your dick

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>>79011243
fucking hell i could feel the pain on my dick

I was thinking about circumcision because its harder and harder to piss but fuck this shit this looks awful.

>>79011243
I have phimosis as well, I wouldn't do that.

>>79012233
>cremé
Stop triggering me

>tfw u realize the jews just wanted to prevent phimosis
i love jews now

>>79010226
That's Jean-Claude, from the EU commission.
He comes by to drop some bants now and then.

been fapping ever since I was 7

I had to develop a weird technique cause I had phimosis (I started puberty at 7 so it's not cause I didn't start puberty yet)

when I was around 10 I was getting depressed about fucking a girl and not being able to fuck properly with it (I was a horny kid), I also had anger issues so I just went into the toilet one day and I yanked it back like 10 times with all my force till it finally pulled back a bit

I managed to get it to the bit just before it left the dickhead, and that was the scariest part, getting it over the dickhead ring, which I did with gentleness and over that I progressed more and more

the process took about a month or two to finally finalize and I was so happy - no doctors, no cremes, just pure MANLINESS

wh*Tebois just aren't this manly

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>>79011243
Did he died?

wtf

looks like you removed your entire dick instead of just the foreskin

>>79017704
he just has a small dick, allow it

>>79017617
>10 year old throwing a tantrum
>manly
Lmao

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>>79011243

>>79017819
>he's wh*Te

>>79017617
>yanked it back with all my force
that's retarded m8 you could get hurt
people should try it when they shower in the winter (warm/hot water) and do it gently
force it a little bit sure but not in strong, sudden yanks as if you're masturbating

>>79018867
was 10 mate and it worked

>>79011882
>>79013976
http://phimosisjourney.wordpress.com/pictures

>>79017617
>started puberty at 7
Were you molested as a child or just a freak of nature?

>>79019820
This is satisfying in a weird way

>>79020224
idk how molestation would push your puberty ahead?

but I started having sexual dreams and imaginations from the girls around me when I was a toddler (4ish) lol

so I guess freak of nature? i'm turkish

>>79019820
>my wife
wut? sex life is protecting from phimosis

>>79011243
rip opie's dick

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>skin is a bit too tight
>instead of stretching it he gets it removed to make his dick shrivel up and go completely numb

I thought only Americans employed this logic

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>>79019820
>week 1
Jesus

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>>79011243
I felt it.

>inb4 gets dick infection from improper procedure

>>79010435
more sex would have fixed his phimosis, it's just a typical 4chin sympton from virgins

Hey I have a phimosis too, my urologist told me my frenulum was too short and I had it cut off, but the skin is still too tight around my dickhead when I'm fully erect (I can go down 45% I'd say). Sometimes when my dickhead is very wet I cant pull it down ~91%.

Are you guys telling me that if I "finger stretch" my foreskin for 15 minutes a day I can get rid of it ?????

>>79021515
I had it when I was young, when I had barely sex. I you keep having erections and sex, it will stretch your skin naturally and fix it.

>>79022359
>if you keep having sex
Ah ! I better get to it then !

(I-I was only waiting for my phimosis to go away, a-anyway)

>>79011243
HAIL POLAND
Disgusting europe since 966 AD

>>79013805
Heh. I guess we're all the same.

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good job

L:

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>>79017617
>I started puberty at 7
What sort of mutant are you?

>>79020707
There's a theory that people who are sexually abused/active at a young age hit puberty earlier.

Otherwise, hitting puberty before the age of 11 is incredibly rare in men, and indicative of a hormone condition. It's usually just a weird fluke that doesn't seem to have much of an effect beyond early puberty and a potential for related mental health/behavioral problems, so you shouldn't worry too much.