/brit/

turned myself into a pickle ama

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absolutely spot on and hes downvoted
as someone who had ginger hair when younger I was bullied much more than any ethnic minority I know. It's literally no different. Both are making fun of a physical trait you have no choice over

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any sue man in?

>>79008669
>putting milk
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>79008700
gingers all stink of piss
they can have a control over pissing themselves

>>79008700
If I wanted to read reddit posts I'd go there
Please cease and desist

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>Wikipedia now pops up previews of other pages when you hover over links

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>>79008700
>spectacles
RUUUUUUUNT

>>79008757
>youtube changed its UI also
whats going on?

no one cares you stupid fucking ginger prick

>>79008705
no

>>79008731
fuck off
could snap your spine like a twig

>>79008780
t. foreign language speaking intellectual

>>79008782
lot of Web design drones need to justify their salary

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>>79008806

>>79008730
>japs

so i am apparently speaking english and japanese

can you speak another language?

>>79008806
have I struck a nerve?

>>79008829
i mean British English, American English, Australian English and Canadian English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpkM4K9PDds

>>79008829
no
i own a laptop with a JIS keyboard though

>>79008842
>mean
*speak

duno what happened there

>>79008829
>can you speak another language?
no because I've got better things to do with my time
learning another language is completely pointless

>>79008858
why even?

>>79008869
brainlet

>>79008875
friend was getting rid of it and i was flirting with the idea of learning japanese at the time.

looks cool though.

recently realised im dumb as fuck

>>79008896
give me 10 good reasons to learn another language

hmm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1504349216112.jpg

recently realised I love willy

>>79008669

>milk in a bleach bottle
anglos are really subhumans

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ha
ha
ha

>>79008942
nice that it wasn't a penis or bumming for a change

business idea: bleach in milk bottles

>>79008937
give me 10 good reasons you're not a brainlet

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>UK and US has dominated the world so all men need to speak english

>those men who speak japanese will be considered total weebs

business idea: kill myself inside a shop I don't like to damage their business

>>79008986
I asked first you twat

rem is a good band

>>79009031
can't think of even 10, eh?
very sad for you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfxOMDsTO-w

>>79009039
shiny happy people

>>79009012
It wouldn't damage their business in any meaningful lasting way whatsoever though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk

reckon this is taytay's best song

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What's the longest you guys have gone without a wank? I'm on day 4 and can't stop thinking about bums, boobies and fannies haha x

>>79009064
It's really the suicide part I care about

>>79009041
oh I can think of plenty of reasons, but since I asked you first, you should list 10 reasons to learn another language

if you can't, you're clearly the brainlet here

>>79009079
bout 12 years

>>79008731
>gingers all stink of piss

niggers and pakis literally all stink of shit. I get the train with these creatures every day. it's like they don't fucking wash, it's disgusting

MEET ME IN THE CROOOWWWDD

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made me laugh

NEED to go hillwalking with former New Zealand Prime Minister and Administrator of the United Nations between 2008 and 2017 Helen Clark

>>79009087
why go out of your way to do it in a shop then

>>79009115
(((bloomberg)))

>>79009135
piss em off

>>79009105
>he doesn't have a car
sad desu

business idea: end my own life

>>79008829
i can but i need google translate

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>>79008669
I've got no training or anything but I guarantee I could beat the shit out of that woman even if she were fully kitted out in riot gear. I'd just run at her and knock her straight on her arse.

Women can be police, fine, but shouldn't be anywhere combat and psychical altercations are involved.

>mfw I'm ironically doing an MA in Modern History because I was too lazy to apply for a job in the last year of my undergrad

Fat shit fart shit shitty poo poo farty shitty shits poo cat fat shit farty tart

>>79009105
nah
africans smell of coconut oil/butter
muslims smell of turmeric
gingers just stink of piss though
quite disgusting

>>79009148
hello vlad

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>>79008731
>they can have a control over pissing themselves

>>79009160
good thing she's handing out tea then you dumb twat

>>79009164
masters are the thinking mans waste of money

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YOU DON'T GET ME, I'M PART OF THE UNION
YOU DON'T GET ME, I'M PART OF THE UNION
TILL THE DAY I DIE
TILL THE DAY I DIE

>>79009178
that's not my name...

>>79009174
nah hes right. non-whites smell rancid. i guess shitty sanitation is hereditary.

>>79009174
blacks have the worst body odour of any race
my neighbour goes to one of those black churches because she said all the singing is nicer than in normal churches but she stopped going during the summer because it smelled so bad

Imagine how pathetic you need to be to bring up how you could best a woman in a fight with no prompt

gingers smell like just-beginning-to-go-off corned beef

>>79009195
yes they can
stop drinking caffeine

Imagine surviving WWI only for the Spanish flu to begin that killed many more people than the war lmao

Is the lad with the Chinese gf here?

>>79009253
yeh im here

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>>79009157
Hmm, how do you hope to profit from this venture?

>>79009253
ye

>>79009174
this is wrong and you should feel bad for trying to justify your hatred of gingers but not nigs and shitskins who literally smell 10x worse

>>79009253
Right here m8

>>79009237
now that you mention it I could easily suplex any woman itt

>>79009221
>>79009236
>>79009282
found the angry gingers who stink of piss

I GOT
I GOT
I GOT

when I was at uni all the chinese girls had very well pedicured feet

>>79009282
t. rang'r cunt

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bob hawke and paul keating with a gun desu

>>79009290
nah just don't like falsities being spread

need that image of the japanese flag with a man doing the racist eyes

>>79009290
rasheed

A horse brays gaily
Pecking tits rouse my trollop
Light mist upon farm

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>go into general discussing something I know nothing about
>Call everyone a casual
>Leave

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me in the red

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>>79008647
japs out roo

cold out

irish weather

>>79009370
i found furry is not repulsive at all
furry suit is so super cute

but sexual activity?
no

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New poster here. First day. Name’s Bane.

>>79009370
I wanna fuck a furry girl desu they're probably well freaky

>>79009432
Bane?

>>79009414
Fuck off English teacher mong, we all know you're faking the broken engrish

>>79008829
俺も日本語できるよ、この一つ言語しか話せない脳足りないものみたいじゃないんだよ

>>79009366
A gunshot booms out
In the quiet of 4chan's /brit/
The runts all scatter

>>79009432
You don't get to bring friends wonder why he would shoot a man you're a big fire rises Dr Pavel bane crashing this plane I'm cia

>>79009406
nottingham mentioned

that place was burnt down

need a poo

>>79009481
For you haha

business idea: a new vietnamese podcast called "saigon of akkad"

uh... you don't get to bring friends...

>>79009516
Terrible

bit strange how C4 giving a platform to racist Islamists hasn't got more attention by the press, not even the DM or Express are covering the story.

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504322165746.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uihYHuvtfKA

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>>79009454
偉いねっ!

Timothy James Byrne
Teddy has got the swiper
Flat in High Wycombe

>>79009164
u about 3 years behind me lad (sitll dont have a full time job)

>>79009545
>racist
umm no sweaty x

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pbbfft

>>79009586
fuck off

This is a dole office...there's no money to steal here!

>>79009589
love bella desu

doing an imagine pjw's shock

DON'T PUSH ME COS I'M CLOSE TO THE EDGE

>>79009589
who???

simple plan or good charlotte

>>79009586
>umm no sweaty x
cringe

alri

>>79009639
i like linkin park too

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>>79009652
bella thorne

not going to make it

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AND CAN YOU TELL ME DOCTOR WHY I STILL CANT GET TO SLEEP
AND WHY THE CHANNEL 7 CHOPPER CHILLS ME TO MY FEET

>>79009639
Can't take the smell
Can't take the noise
got no money to move on I guess I got no choice

https://samkriss.com/2017/08/30/ram-packed-a-horror-story-about-rail-privatisation/
snorking at this

post examples of black culcha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

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>>79009603
Time to go mobile

if the guy who recommended Everybody Wanjts Some!! yesterday is here i just wanna say thanks, great film

Sucking off my dog
Fluffy boy seed in both eyes
Please shit in my mouth

too much roasted beef here

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am I a rorke?

>>79009693
hate arabs

>>79009665
literally a bloke you poof

*maneuvers through the thread looking at the floor, trying to avoid eye contact while brushing past everyone*

>>79009699
whats the website to do this?

>>79009716
http://filteries.com/politics

>>79009699
No you're a tree hugging multiculturalist gaylord hippie cocksucker

>>79009710
*slams you into a locker*

where's my homework, dork?

love a little bit of rain once in a while

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just drove to the supermarket and back, didn't even come close to crashing, feel accomplisehd

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>>79009699
>higher deficit than SocDemistan

who here /wagie/

>>79009731
there's an entire section for law enforcement wtf

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Huh

theory: the UK copied the "United" part of its name from the US

>>79009745
*finally releases all the anger and hatred accumulated through years of bullying and torment, telling you firmly that I'll have it by tomorrow*

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weekend's almost halfway over already

>>79009804
Is this person suggesting children should get the vote?

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>Brexit is expected to cause a long-term loss of some 10% of GDP

business idea: kill over pensioners

Children should get the noose

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business idea: privatise the NHS

>>79009860
'ce

>>79009804
If only we applied this logic to having a large population of blacks and muslims

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>>79009817
>tfw 3 day weekend

Business idea: privatise dicks up my arse

all the stupid shit i did
the love you gave me never stopped

*observes the runts under a microscope*
very interesting hmmm...
*jots it down*

Policy proposal: nationalise all vaginas

>>79009804
>punish people for democratically voting the incorrect way

>>79009875
Racist.

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>winter's coming
>muh NHS narrative will be headline news every single day of the week for months again

Kill all non-whites and redistribute the welfare savings to pensioners who voted for brexit

would kill myself if a fat women described me as yummy

>>79009932
aren't pensioners the ones who have voted for the more immigration in the past?

>>79009936
Would ask if she wanted to sit on my face personally, but each to their own

kill all nonce-whites

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>>79009956

>>79008647
>fuck a girl
>she lives on the other side of the country
>her brother is a friend of my best friend
small country uh

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rate my oc

mdma just arrived in the post

what a time to be alive

letting in millions and millions of niggers and pakis will cost us 20% of GDP in the long-term, reckon we should strip all minorities of the assets they have accumulated through the welfare system and give it back to the people who paid for it

>>79009804
>As in the EU referendum, we must ignore the interests of those who will be most affected, so pensioners will not be allowed to vote
Young people were perfectly entitled to vote in the referendum, it's just that most of them didn't fucking bother because they're indolent fucking morons
Also, this letter is clearly a millennial twat LARPing as a oldie
No actual oldie is this self-righteous and passive-aggressive

>>79009804
desu since i'll never get a pension i don't mind the idea of freezing it
nonsense that gimpy cripples get their ESA frozen and the minimum wage lags behind while old people get inflation linked.

voted leave though.

>>79009846
It is though. Most respected economists confirm this. Should we listen to unqualified cretins like you instead?

>>79009997
What's it based on?

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rate the legs

>>79009920
sounds like bollocks, that story.

WHITE LIIIIINNNEESS
BLOWING THROUGH MY MIIIINDD

>>79010058
you reckon

>>79010004
where would one acquire some

>>79010061
duba duba dub dub duba duba dub

>>79009910
>get an outcome you voted for, knowing it could happen. (UK leaves the EU, but if it goes badly and spending cuts are necessary then you suffer for it.)
>moan about it
what is this, the 1992 election?

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10% of GDP...Jesus Christ...who the fuck thought this was a good idea? We're going to be second world at this rate

>>79010046
last digit of this post /10

>>79010079
your nan

>why YES, I trust the tory government to do a good job of leaving the EU

small brain

NHS idea: nationalize business

10% of GDP? Fuck sake lads made a big mistake

>>79010073
how much time do you have

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Recent former KStew gf.

>>79009908
this

>>79010039
>Most respected economists confirm this.

Source? were these the same economists who promised us we'd quickly be in recession after the referendum too?

literally all the scenario-based models they applied assumed we would have the exact same trading relationships as existing countries outside the EU have. pretty fucking hilarious desu

>>79010058
it's the sunday sport

business idea: hide 10% of GDP up my arse where the pensioners can't get it

>>79010139
Never heard of them.

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>but the food

>>79010114
a lot, why

i like curry therefore i should accept mass unskilled immigration from the 3rd world

>he thinks economists should be taken seriously

What they do is completely unscientific and subjective and they deserve as much respect as sociologists

>>79010172
What racist publication is this from?

Business idea: put laxatives in the food banks

>>79010135
Yes and we're gonna have worse trading relationships so it'll be even worse than that

>>79010190
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs/wiki/bible/buyer

>>79010171
ok

LOVE

>the UK will be in immediate recession
>emergency budget
>WW3
>calais migrants will move to Kent
>visas to travel to Europe
>hard border with NI

the remainiac case for remain was built on a pack of lies and they know it

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thoughts on Choa?

>>79010122
shut up nerd kill yourself

>>79010212
you provided a single piece of evidence to substantiate your claims. do you know how debates work mate?

business idea: ban food bank bonuses but only for tory pensioners

>>79010237
forever changes

>>79010245
kill yourself

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>>79010239
was literally just sensationalist fear-mongering.

from the same people who criticise rags like the DM and Express for doing exactly the same thing. fucking hilarious. leftists are retarded.

>>79010272
holy fucking cringe , fucking kill yourself

>>79010248
gtfo, nonce.

>>79010250
oops missed *haven't

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>>79010245

>>79010245
Needs gassing along with you

*poos on all of you*

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>>79010287

>>79010311
>gif
fuck off

>>79010287
corr, calm down lad!

there's a good lad

>>79010239
>>79010279
surely the leave campaign were also fearmongering and making shit up?
or is that okay because they're on your side?

>>79010272
lel

imagine dealing with a speed comedown at the same time as benzo withdrawal

great fun, i promise you

>>79010339
Yes

>>79010339
never said they were on my side you dichotomous idiot. just saying you're equally retarded as the side you profess to oppose.

>>79010309
D:

>>79010377
Are you Le intellectual fence sitter?

>>79010377
>never said they were on my side you dichotomous idiot.
it was implicit

>>79010339
the point was that the post-referendum narrative is that the campaign wasn't fair because leave lied and promised things that didn't happen, when this is literally what remongers did and no one seems to call them out on it

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>>79010245

>thoughts on Choa?

RIP, always in our hearts <3

RIP AOA that is, cos they're fuckin dead to me without her.

Where were you when you got the news lads? :(

can someone post the webm of that guy doing the chinky eyes thing please

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>>79010328

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>>79010421
No cos that's racist xx

>>79010250
You have no evidence

>>79010387
'D'

>>79010406
implicit to a moron who views all things as dichotomous. fortunately, some people have the wisdom to see beyond that.

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>>79010421

>>79010454
i haven't made any claims.

the head on the door is actually their best album desu

hello everyone

>>79010430
FUCK OFF nonce

>>79010476
cheers

>>79010464
>implicit to a moron who views all things as dichotomous
I don't see all things as "dichotomous"
but you're on /brit/
it's somewhat implicit that you're a spastic rorke

>>79010478
Brexiloon

>>79010515
k

one

ring

to rule them all

Why do people get angry when people ask for evidence? its weird

>>79010250
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/09/one-one-promises-and-predictions-brexiteers-are-collapsing
Hello fucker

>>79010543
see >>79010476

>>79010547
because they haven't got any so their argument falls apart.

aware

I know you have no evidence but what am I

Any good words lads? Ive got one for you: Shunt. Don't know what it means or if indeed its a real one at all but I use it to refer to pushing something into place like a box in a cupboard

I'm in love

>>79010547
because their lofty opinions are just so obviously true and absolute that proof isn't required.

>>79010547
Same thing happens when you ask someone religious to present any in regards to the existence of god/gods/deities/celestial entities

they get mad because they know its bullshit ultimately.

when i think about this bint my willy goes owee owee owee owee !!

At this point, there are really only 2 explanations for remaining a Trump supporter: Malice towards others and willful ignorance. Neither are characteristics deserving of much respect, nor policy positions worth of debate.

>>79010595
looks like a man

>>79010642
Well said

Provide evidence of science then if you're so smart

>>79010642
*finishes pint* yeah mate yeaaahhh

might pop down to the gay village later and participate in some gay stuff

YESTERDAY I GOT SO OLD I FELT LIKE I COULD DIE

>>79010677
in regards to what sir?

>>79010685
Do you have any evidence of this 'gay village'?

>>79010685
Fucking bent shithead

>>79010642
Well said mate. Trump condemning violent left wing terrorists was the final straw for me

>>79010642
*copy and pasted directly from reddit*

Funny how the far right itt shut up when evidence is provided.

>>79010729
Any evidence of left wing terror? Thought not

>>79010685
woofter

>>79010642
It's not smart to be a Trump supporter in September 2017, but in November 2016 it was ultimately the right thing to be. Hillary was a horrible fucking candidate and it is a much better thing that DJT became President instead of her. He's not good, but he's better than her. Now all we have to do is wait for President Pence.

>>79010752
yeah, well you can prove anything with facts

>>79010752
Show me evidence that evidence was provided

>>79010729
Yes, right after A WHITE NATIONALIST FAR RIGHT MEMBER KILLED PEOPLE IN A TERROR ATTACK. Not a suitable time to say that, spastic

>>79010476
There are totality subhumans

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science? fake
religion? fake
everything? just a figment of my imagination, If I want all it would take it me waking up from this dream and wiping your little world out in an instant

>>79010799
>>79010799
>>79010799

YESTERDAY I GOT SO OLD IT MADE ME WANT TO CRY

>>79010819

>>79010785
Where is the evidence it was a terror attack? Speeding through protesters trying to kill you in your car is an American pasttime

>>79010752
ah yes mate, everyone's far right

>>79010806
>>79010825
ffs

>>79010756
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/28/black-clad-antifa-attack-right-wing-demonstrators-in-berkeley/

>>79010785
With left wingers literally bringing flame throwers and attacking peaceful demonstrators and police?

>>79010881
Fake news