Wait.... were my ancestors actually the bad guys this whole time?

The "father of British Imperialism" was a man called (((Benjamin D'israeli))).

>>79006407
>Britain invaded Armenia, Georgia, Japan, Finland, Poland, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, etc...

sage t.b.h.

>>79006463
It's a map of who they've been to war with not who they invaded

>>79006474
So why does the image say "invaded". I bet it includes countries against which a war was "declared" during some kind of alliance but no actual fighting occurred between Britain and said country.

That explains how they beat Napoleonic France, Nazi Germany, and the German Empire.

>>79006474
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Swedish_War_(1810%E2%80%931812)
Explain this then

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>>79006566
>no battles fought

>>79006407
>brittan
>invaded poland
OI CHAP SO YOU'RE IMPLAYING THAT WE WERE SOME FINE EXPLORERS
OH GOLLY GEE IN THE NAME OF QUEEN THAT'S GREAT NEWS INNIT

>>79006557
>>79006593
Im assuming you are the same guy. I just mean that the original map makes little sence if we are talking about declarations of war since I just gave such an example yet Sweden is not on the map.

I thought first that it included countries that was part of a historical empire that the British invaded at some point, which would explain Finland since it was part of the Russian Empire during the Crimean war but so was Belarus.

This makes me think it's just a random meme map though.

>>79006760
kek

>>79006463
They did invade Finland in 1854, although we technically we part of Russia, but we were an autonomous Grand Duchy with the Tsar as the Grand Duke, so we technically were semi-independed

https://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolannin_sota

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>>79006463
>>79006474
>>79006835
It's a map about countries in which one British soldier on duty once set a foot in
It can be part of real invasion, but also invitation to fight a shared enemy, peacekeeping mission, shared training....etc)

You'd have roughly the same map for America and France, and one almost as full for Spain too

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>>79006557
I presume it's taken from this book, which uses the term invade very loosely.

>>79006463
They invaded Japan and GTBO by our strong samurai though.

>UK couldn't invade Chad thundercock

lmao

>>79009396
>All the Countries We've Ever Invaded: And the Few We Never Got Round To (2012) attempts to catalogue every country Britain has ever invaded or made an incursion into, whether they were part of the British Empire or suffered a briefer attack, were threatened, or forced to negotiate. Incursions by privateers, private explorers, etc, are also listed. The earliest mentioned invasion was in 197 AD, when Clodius Albinus took many British soldiers across the English Channel to attack Gaul, being defeated at Lyon. 90% of the world's countries have suffered British attack at some point in their history, with only 22 spared. France is the nearest rival to Britain's record.[

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>>79009476
>were threatened, or forced to negotiate.

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They're like little babies

Watch this

>>79009476
so it's a wewuz book.

>>79009531
Yes well done, you've recognised a bait map. You're not a newcunt anymore.

>>79009551
You're using that meme incorrectly.

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>>79009476
>Incursions by privateers, private explorers, etc, are also listed

Lmao, how hard can one country try to look tough
Is it to compensate for the fact they never conquered Europe, unlike France, Germany, Itly and Spain?

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>>79009570
>You're not a newcunt anymore.
>tfw
It only took 10 years.

>>79009476
>France is the nearest rival to Britain's record

Good to know we're not totally as perfidious as you.

>>79009445
and Virgin Walk Islands is still British territory because of its lack of confidence.

>>79009617
Britain never wanted to shit in its own backyard and piss of its white neighbours, that would be the subhuman thing to do.

>>79006407
Britain never invade Brazil.

>>79009396
>brits we wuzing this hard

wow, that's pretty pathetic

>>79009613
it's using nonstandard definitions to reinterpret history in a way that makes brits the kangz of every country in the world.

>>79009748
another newfag using the meme incorrectly.

>>79009720
They probably counted this one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_conquest_of_French_Guiana

Map also counts countries in which British troops were present as allies

>>79006474
Britain never wage a war against us.

>>79009761
dumb cunt.

>>79009761
It's more like we wuz dickheads and shit

stop using memes incorrectly you guys

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>>79009613
>>79009781
Nah it's correct

>we wuz stronk warriors n shiet

>>79009866
nice reddit tier picture

>>79009887
It's your military history sumed up
I stumbled on this pic on /his/ once and saved it
It's surprizingly accurate

>>79009540
please stop post this image i hate france and this image despite being obvious bait trigger me evertime

>>79009785
British where Portuguese allies. Not occupants. We even steal a island from them.

>>79009781
No, I was right.

>>79009962
Reminder that France resurrected Poland twice (Duchy of Warsaw and Post-WW1) and started WW2 for it
We're your greatest allycesab nebraska

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Here is a more accurate map

>>79009540
>cheese eating surrender monkeys
>conquering anything

how's the french language working out for you worldwide? it's fucking irrelevant lmao

>invade the world
>now getting invaded by the world
pottery

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>>79010055
We conquered England
And its language
1066 never 5get

>>79010074
All part of the Anglo Master Plan

>>79006557

Because it was made by niggers trying to bash anglo superiority.

>>79010074
only by the shitty part of the world, thanks to brexit.

>>79010074
Better

>colonize a third of the world
>now geting colonized by the third world

>>79010051

>Britain Invaded Finland
>Britain invaded Argentina
>Britain Invaded North Korea

Yeah nah.

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>>79010074
Are you jelly?

>>79010121
So you were too pathetic to make your language relevant on your own and have to live through us?

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>>79010074
Diversity is our strength

>>79010055
Imagine being this mad

>>79010188
Quite rich coming from the country that had its own language irrelevant as fucking at the height of its empire and that needed America and hollywood to finally see said language become important

>During the 17th century, French replaced Latin as the most important language of diplomacy and international relations (lingua franca) in the 17th century. It retained this role until approximately the middle of the 20th century, when it was replaced by English as the United States became the dominant global power following the Second World War.[60][61]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language#Modern_French

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>>79009866
> Oers da witewiminat!!

>>79010227
>y-you're mad

fucking hell the french are pathetic or what. they have to come to an anglo website and type in english too.

>>79010251
Yeah but I don't care about how relevant my language is. It's not like you ever see Germans (or Danes or whatever) drag that argument up either. Only the French, it's really sad when you think about it.

>>79010051
You never invaded Brazil. The time when you occupy South Trinidad (never settled by Brazilians), it was a recognized empire. And we take it back.
>>79010167
>Britain invaded Argentina
Actually did. They try to take Buenos Aires, but where savage repealed.
Falklands did not count because it was never settled by Argies.
>Britain Invaded North Korea
Actually take part in the Korea war.
>Britain Invaded Finland
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Kirkenes_and_Petsamo

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>>79009417
COPE

>>79010137
To be honest sven, Pajeets are not that bad.
And anyway we will be receiving immigrants from the whole world on an equal basis now. I'd rather have a highly skilled hue or whatever than a bottom of the barrel Pierre who can get here no questions asked

>>79009671
what was 100 years war, kek

>>79010167
>What is Åland war?
>What is Crimean war?

>>79010383
I forgot the time the country the United Kingdom of Great Britain took part in that war, even before it was created too which is pretty good going.

>>79010428
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bomarsund

>m-muh military

lmao sad! In the end the UK won the game of colonialism

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>>79010383
Britain was ruled by a French family in that era
So you can't blame Brits for that one, it was typical French behavior

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>>79010428
Honestly, it did not count because your country did not exist until 1917.
You actually defeat the British when they try to invade you in 1941.

>>79010428

>Russia is Finland

Ok then lad, on that basis Finland Invaded Greece.

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hehe

Great Britain is not my President

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>>79010489
>Britain was ruled by a French family
Well, we have a Brazilian fucking the prince of Italy. Does it mean that we rule them?

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>>79006407
>>79006446

>>79010489
France do you not know that Britain is a nation of immigrants? When those brave men and women left continental Europe for a superior island they became English. Diversity is England's greatest strength. These beautiful immigrants saw how shitty the rest of Europe was and left. It's a truly an empowering story.

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>>79010563
>>Russia is Finland
it is
Venäjä on Suomi

>>79010507

Fuck off with this pedantic bullshit. Brazilians are the absolute scum of the Earth. Name one thing you've ever done to justify your existence.

>>79010652
They got the silver medal in an aeroplane making competition.

>>79010635
Don't forget when Richard The Lion Heart declared independence from the Normans and threw all the Brie in the channel.

>>79010652
WE NEVER LOST A SINGLE WAR IN OUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
Thats right. 5017 years without a single defeat.

>>79010769

You lost the war of genetics you pitiful shitskin

>>79010694
God bless Britannia

fuck anglo
>>79009540
based

>>79010297
You guys didn't have an english king since a thousand years, your nobles spoke french and you basically speak anglo norman
Talk about being "cucked"

>>79010789
No, we don't.
We turn a country that was 80% black in a country that is 7% black and 46% brown.
We don't have anyone chimping out, because they don't see them selfs as blacks.

We never where a white country, we have always being a minority, and we always rule them. Brazil is one of the best countries to be white...

>>79010055
>>79010188

>>79010332
>Yeah but I don't care about how relevant my language is
Lol

Of course they couldn't take Chad

>>79010856
Any king crowned in England is an English king Jean Luc. Stop being a racist. It's not polite.

>>79010926
Chad is France's son
The Virgin Islands are Britain's sons

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>Bolivia

so this is the power of being landlocked

>>79011095
I know where I'd rather live

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>>79011159
In London?

>>79011212
Over Paris any day. Very rude people there.

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>>79011307
Both Paris and London are full of non-whites
But at least Paris isnt as ugly as London

>>79011357
Yeah that's true.

>>79006407
They were not

>>79009540
So who would be the father and who would be mother in our case?

>>79009315
Makes sense.

>>79010934
no he's king of english, doesn't mean king IS english

>>79011595
Native americans were gangraped by Spain, France and England. Spain in the vagina, France in the mouth and England in the arse. The usa popped out as a baby boy. It brought over Africans to be the bull to fuck native americans and themselves. Usa then fucked native americans to death and is now in a consensual gay relationship with black america who tops usa and likes bdsm.

the end x

>>79006407
>>79010051
When did Britain invade Mexico?

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>>79010507
>>79010563
Durr it's because these invasions occured exactly on the area that Finland is today. And it's a bit dull to say we didn't exist as we were an autonomous grand duchy with it's own parliament, borders, constitution, currency, administrative language, and law enforcement. It's more fitting to say we were an puppet and even that's stretching as our only job in the russian empire was to hand the taxes to it. You get me?

And here's a song about the Åland war. If i remember the brits tried to invade with a small fleet and only did some small skirmishes to smaller towns as the bigger ones were fortified and garrisoned heavily. And the smaller towns had infantry and cossacks hiding in the farmlands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-qNl_trDTk

>>79006407
Spreading civilization, even if unintended, is good deed

>>79011689
If a king is crowned in England and rules in England and does not rule France then how is he a french king?
You may have raised someone to be a king and spent your resources raising them to be a good king just for them to serve a rival country.
I do not see how that makes the king yours.
If anything, it sounds like you got cucked out of a king or at least betrayed.

>>79011595
England was protective mother assblasted by the fact her offspring could fly alone, so French father slapped mother in fuckin face yellin at her to let her son live his life, mother then perfidiouisly tried to took revenge by letting all other country banged her once to gang fight the french superioor alpha of the neighbor.
England is a fuckin bitch, i hope you do well son while your old father has pain in his back.

>>79011978
conquered country, put french on throne, changed forever country roots by bringing culture, knowledges, language, institutions
>m-muh he's english

>>79011869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-l2AdP4YF4&t=
here's the song with English translation

t. different

>>79006463
Brits invaded Japan by backing the rebelious samurai and caused the internal war and revolution. Anglos as always.

>>79009866
>Implying France would even exist as we know it if we hadn't backed you in the First world war

>>79012831
>Implying England would even exist as we know it if they hadn't backed us in the First world war

>>79006446
Except he wasn't.

>>79012767
>We backed the samurai

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boshin_War

No, we didn't. Learn your history.

>>79009540
>the us and Canada created by France

And your claiming the brits are Wewuzing

>>79013046
it's again France vs England
last samurai was french tho

>>79013053
if not for the French you would still bow under the german granny

>>79013181
You fought in two battles over here. While you did help with money and arms don't act like the french were actively campaigning over here

>>79013269
well you act as you saved us in ww1, so why not

>>79006407
>The virgin empire
>The independant Chad

>>79013293
No one but yuros claim that are soldiers made a huge impact. Just that the threat of America influenced things

>>79013377
*our

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>>79013147
French-English rivalry is the crucible by which the world as we know it was forged.

>>79013377
are you kidding, you're the one always bragging the fact you saved us twice, kek

>>79011357
Nah

Paris is definitely more attractive than London but London is still 54% white while estimation from many housing statistics show Paris is around 36 or something

>>79010051
Paraguay should be dark gray
>>79010167
>>Britain invaded Argentina
the absolute state of british revisionism, haven't you seen 1806 invasions? Battle of Vuelta de Obligado?
>>79011145
kek

>>79013969
Following the retarded Anglo logic. Argentina invaded Britain...

>>79013481
Once through influence and once through military might

>>79010188
as much as I hate the frenchies, you have to admit the only reason english is as relevant is because of the us, the uk is literally who care..

>>79010051
Shouldn't South Korea be supported and not invaded?