Freshly mown grass
clinging to my shoes
my muddled thoughts
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/01/british-schoolgirl-named-first-non-japanese-winner-of-haiku-contest?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Facebook
AYO HOLAP SOMEONE SAID RHYME?
>>79005471
what the fuck is haiku?
I wanted fuck her
til I notice her face
ugly as other brits
>>79005940
google knows
>>79005999
It's the british butterface syndrome
nice haiku, nice trips
>dat underbite
jesus the eternal bong genes strikes again
>>79005471
>NIPS BTFO
Don't be a conceited knobhead, my colonialist mate.
She's just won the gold medal (or the minister of education and technology award) in the English language division which had way fewer submissions and full of extremely lame shit with no sense of wabisabi.
The Japanese division's finest poem written by a 14 year-old girl is far more sophisticated and refreshingly deep.
>水筒を 垂直にして 飲んだ夏
>Thermos bottle held vertical
>That sort of Japanese summer
The kimchi is kimochi
am I zainichi
>>79006819
close enough
but some seasonal word has to be included in your haiku
>>79005471
asian people btfo
>>79008370
Mehmet, you are also western asian
>>79005999
she's at least 6/10 desu.
The japanese themselves were the ones who gave the prize, why would they be BTFO?
>>79005471
ayo it's that easy