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/brit/ edition
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>>79004189
LOVE this image a lot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfw4yxn_kPQ
TUNE
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PRESIDENT
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FART
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childhood is thinking this is a british general
adulthood is filtering every british flag
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*does the bartman*
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>>79004234
exemplary post
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ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them, I said, these people have got the power. They just kick butt.
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bogan hours are truly insufferable
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stop making early threads you autists
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>>79004251
>>79004250
hmm
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>>79004251
Go to bed
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whats a rorke
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>>79004259
TRUST A WETBACK
SUFFER THE SETBACK
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going for a driving lesson a 9 lads, hope I don't stall it and make the instructor put his head in his hands again lol
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>>79004271
someone who loves fish eggs
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ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.
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>>79004273
don't stop
keep doing it until you get your license you're doing good lad
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>WHOI YES HELLOW OI'M BRITI-
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>>79004273
Just get a motorbike
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>>79004297
but mummy said no
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business idea: rorkey talky
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>OI CUN'T I'M OZ-
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proud fish roe lover (rorke)
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>CUN'T
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>>79004297
>motorbike
hello cuck
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love large breasted women WITH a pretty face
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yuzu
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>>79004325
Explain your reasoning
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*blocks your path (and nostrils)*
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>>79004327
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should i get the new XCOM 2 expansion lads
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>>79004334
everyone who rides on does literally look like a cuckold tbf
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>>79004334
biker man overtook me
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>>79004334
*rolls up beside you while driving*
*throws junk at you*
*you swerve out and crash*
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>>79004359
*follows you home and beats you up because bikers are inherently tougher than car drivers*
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why are so many places in the uk a shithole?
coventry, scunthorpe, the entire northeast and wales
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>>79004297
that's an expensive fedora
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>>79004376
WTF STOP
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>>79004354
source?
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>>79004353
FOB
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how do you just shit on the floor in public?
can you not hold it til you get to the toilet
are you not wearing underwear
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>>79004380
same in a lot of countries, trust me.
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just got cucked by a biker lads what do i do?
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>>79004387
*ignores your pathetic wailing and beats you unconscious with my helmet*

heh hope you learnt your lesson, pal
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>>79004385
Only 1600 quid

90 a year insurance
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>>79004404
pretty sure some don't have such a big difference, can't believe some parts of the uk are even the same country
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>>79004396
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any literal child man in?
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>>79004433
thats fake
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pooed out last night's alcohol
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really wish the israelis and palestinians could some day come together as one and utterly go to town on my bollocks
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>>79004396
I can sort of understand if someone is really drunk or very ill and it just leaks out (though even plastered idk how you can shit yourself)
but I've personally seen adults who have crapped their pants, had it fall out and they just walk off pretending it didn't happen.

not here btw but back home when I worked in retail, I saw a guy poo on the floor in the furniture section then just walk off
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*gives you a noogie*
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pood out last night's alcohol
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>>79004437
'nce
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>>79004446
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>>79004480
i know what its from its still fake
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>>79004486
hmm

Sounds like you're her. Have you moved countries because the embarrassment was unbearable?
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>>79004446
>>79004486
fake
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>>79004431
Have a theory that some western countries deliberately maintain a brutalised underclass living in squalor, from which to recruit effective fighting men and keep the flame of the empire burning. Hard lives make for hard men, and those are necessary to defend from invaders.
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>fake
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poo expert in the thread
I repeat a POO EXPERT IN THE THREAD
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>>79004519
>i want to poo back and forth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34j0atQdJo
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Turtle?
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>>79004508
poor people don't want to fight for 'their' country
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>>79004556
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been pulling a prank on my mate rob aha
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>>79004189
NEED a ginger gf
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*headbutts you, absolutely fucking pulverizing your jaw into dust*
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>>79004412
*sees you on the road next time and rams you off the road, killing you*
ta
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flash2: wave: selling ginger gf 100k ea
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>>79004546
na just me, phimo
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>>79004589
*realize that's your hopeful imagination because I beat you so badly you can never walk again let alone drive*
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STOP impersonating me
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Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim friends.
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*takes shirt off*
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why are bikefags such delusional betas lmao

is it because they know they'll always be 2nd class citizens on the road
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>steal teabags, plastic cutlery, milk and bogroll from work
>get to work early and throw my domestic rubbish into the bin there free of charge

I have truly mastered the art of the jew
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>>79004630
something on your mind, lad?
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im making a collage of all the australians who post here

so far i just have turtle and jordan knight
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79004647
shocking!
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>>79004656
me
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>>79004656
wacky bruce you melon
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>>79004656
>im making a collage of all the australians who post here
but those are the only flags that post in this general ???
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>>79004702
nah look
>>79004684
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>>79004715
theres nothing there
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making as collage of all the contemptible molluscs who post here
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How do I escape imageboards?
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It's almost Christmas
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wish i was black so i could make spastic arm and leg movements and be considered cool
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>>79004656
forgetting someone mate
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>>79004738
ill start
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>>79004773
the yank repost
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>>79004743
If we knew that, we wouldn't be here.
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*rubs your inner palm and slowly wiggles free your fingers to hold your hand*
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>>79004773
you took this from /r/inceltears and have already posted it
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>>79004806
*floors you in millisecond with a well crafted right hook*
FUCK OFF
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need an amazonian latex mistress to fucking stilleto my bollocks
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fashy tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K64uSgSEio
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>Most of the Daily Stormer’s donors on WeSearchr are anonymous, with the exception of the comedian Sam Hyde, who pledged $5,000.

>When contacted for comment, Hyde asked the reporter if he was Jewish and then boasted that $5,000 was nothing to him. Hyde’s TV show on Cartoon Network’s “Adult Swim” programming block was canceled last year, but not before Hyde amassed a following among the loosely knit movement of white nationalists, misogynists and anti-Semites that has come to be known as the alt-right.

>“Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,” Hyde said in a phone interview, laughing, when asked why he donated to support the Daily Stormer. “For the reason why, you can say I want reporters to know I make more money than them, especially Matt Pearce.”

love are Sam
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>>79004843
*arrests you for a hate crime*
Come along, sir.
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>love are Sam
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heard they banned father's day in australia, blame the chinese for this
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>love are Sam
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Ask me how it feel to watch your bitch fuck another bitch
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>>79004943
how does it feel to watch your bitch fuck another bitch
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on the train
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imagine being one of these alt-right fedoras

cannot even FATHOM how annoying they'd be irl
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choose your side
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imagine being one of these cancerous aussieposters

cannot even FATHOM how annoying they'd be irl
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'981
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crapheads
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>>79004981
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>>79004994
NOTHIN BUILT LIKE A BOEING
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>>79005002
FOY

>>79005011
is this you and your gang of redpilled kekistanis?
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saddest thing about poleaboo is that if he never came across 4chan he'd have probably finished uni and got a normal job. yeah, he'd have been weird, easily led and anti-social but if he was never influenced by r9k and pol he wouldn't have got a conviction for noncing, he wouldn't be so self hating and he wouldn't have tried to become a woman either
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>>79004981
they're usually beta and non-confrontational if they even leave their houses
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hmm
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>>79004981
They're constantly mad at dumb shit

That's why they're alt right fedoras
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNpRbNdR7E
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>>79005053
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
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>>79005048
>bmws are only 15kgbp in the uk

fuck off
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just keep my Rorke beliefs to myself
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>>79004994
Flown both in FSX. Airbus was a lot easier and felt more agile. Can't remember if it was on the same settings though. Need to reinstall that.
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>BMW

don't get how anyone can unironically drive one, might aswell tattoo "I am a bellend" on your forehead
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Any limey bastards that wanna try me will end up like the boy on the right
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Did you know that mao was supported by the US and the UK?
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Imagine living in australia lads

cant FATHOM what it'd be like
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>>79004994
Airbus because there are double seats. Sitting in the middle of triple or quad seats is horrible.
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the US has been a communist nation since WW1
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>BMW
>>don't get how anyone can unironically drive one, might aswell tattoo "I am a bellend" on your forehead
t. my bogan cousin-in-law who wears holden branded clothing
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i am the brainlet king
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Isn't it about time all you Bruces went to bed?

Yes, yes it is.
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>>79005146
Impossible! *dethrones you* I am the brainlet king!
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>>79005118
>affordable suburb housing
>nice weather
>better economy

beats the UK any day

>>79005135
t. deano
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>>79005104
Nothing wrong with driving an old beaten-to-shit one. RWD manual L6, and they can be quite cheap.
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>>79005106
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>>79005155
literal nonce
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>>79005161
*summons my brainlet guards*
mongs, assemble! destroy the yank twat!
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people fear my intellect, nobody argues with me because they know I can SMITE them down with my superior reasoning
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how does one acquire a "gf"?
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>living in a country where you're more likely to get skin cancer than correctly guess the outcome of 1 (one) single coin toss

hmm
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>>79005179
THAT DOES IT!
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*merges without indicating*
*pulls out without looking causing me to slam on*
*tailgates*
*doesn't dip headlights*

Are these all written as must-do things in the BMW owners handbook?
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really fires up the neurons
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>>79005190
You casually ask them out for coffee when they have downtime at work or after class at Uni. Simple stuff.
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>>79005209
just bants mate holy fuck not tearing up are you?
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>>79005209
Audi drivers are much worse.

t. insurance man
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>>79005209
I only do #3
Need to try harder
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>>79005181
What does the brainlet Praetorian look like?
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would you?
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>>79005233
>hahaha just bants mate

fuck OFF you wannabe british twat
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>>79005197
that's counting baby ones that are easily just cut off
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ewwwwwww, the bitch looks horrible
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>>79005257
holy fuck mate bants is all yeah arse hahaah
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this driver kept honking at me during a red light yesterday. when i didn't move she followed me to my destination and circled my ride giving me the evil glare.

what the fuck is wrong with people? I am not going to break the law for you and I don't give a shit if you get angry at me for not abiding by your wishes.
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>bmw
>audi
>mercedes
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>>79005106
*tries you*
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>>79005254
yes, watching her suck Dr Who's dick in that Netflix show just made me want it more
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>>79005254
Why would I, some Norwegian immigrant American mongrel peasant, ever have a chance with the queen?
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surprised anyone in this thread other than myself has a license haha mental
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>>79005276
forgot this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfFcTv0wIw4
are these the trifecta of retardmobiles?
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>>79005275
*doing the speed limit*
*someone undertakes me*

can GUARANTEE it's a runty BMW driver, would put my life savings on the fact
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>>79005284
You're not a limey. You're a cloggie.
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why is the ching chong man talking about driving
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>>79005324
I got tailgated by this runt the other day and he hit my car after I braked.

I let him go though, since I am merciful.

Fuckin' runts.
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>>79005275

whenever people do this i go on to drive slightly below the speed limit even if i'm in a hurry but i'm not sure i'd try that in the states too risky getting shot and all
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gone feral again lads
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havent washed in 4 months
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>>79005254
some chebs on her
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Theory: Hitlers order was to kill all the germans but his order got mixed up and they killed the jews by mistake.
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>>79005364
it's funny, in the US literally 0 people follow the speed limit laws

The open disdain and mass rejection of the law is one of the most amazing things you've ever seen.
If you go the speed limit, sometimes a cop will pull you over for impeding the flow of traffic
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>>79005315
videos like this make you realize why we're not living on mars or some shit, 90% of humanity are just retarded

Need a good cull imo
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be thankful that none of you even know truly bad driving
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Really jealous that girls can immerse themselves completely in sex and enjoy it all while we have to concentrate on keeping rhythm and not cumming too quickly. Seems unfair since we do most of the work
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>>79005429

theres indonesians here and north africans and turks
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>>79005434
Why not be a passive partner in a bumming then la?
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>>79005434
I immerse myself
just be yourself
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>>79005437
lewd
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>>79005437
PAPHAPOWOAR
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>>79005447
Bit gay
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>>79005315
engine flooded
glorious
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>>79005437
That's a pretty amazing body and the quasi-slut housewife dress makes my dick diamonds. Please post more.
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>morning
>not even got my caffeine fix
>poo
>Skyrim guard enters this thread
>"never have come here!"
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need a reason to leave the house today
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>>79005473
the best one is the guy in the bright red audi showing off going around a roundabout then immediately crashing
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>>79005497
take the gf out for a nice lunch
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might move to nauru
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Going to Lithuania next week. What should I expect lads?
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This got me thinkin yo
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>>79005497
To get more alcohol/yokes and a bigger dragon dildo. It's time to pump up the jam!
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Can HIGHLY recommend peanut oil as lube for wanking. I've tried a lot of different liquids, but nothing let me wank for so long and so fast with so little.
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>>79005585
Brazil?
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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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Think my night shift starting to fuck me over lads
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>sunny outside
>the sun causes glare on my screen ruining my /brit/ experience
>close the blinds

REEEE
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>>79005315
it's not the ride, it's the driver that's retarded though.
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>>79005585
They should go back or stop bringing up the colour of people's skin.
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>>79005669
why do these cars attract retards?
forgot Lexus too
never seen a Lexus driver who wasn't some insufferable wankstain.
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>>79005669
wtf no
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it's VERY warm lads
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Oi wacky Bruce! Say something wacky
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>>79005669
>Audi driver
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CANNOT decide which cereal to have for breakfast lads
its between cinnamon grahams, cookie crisp, crunchy nut and strawberry country crisp
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>>79005669
The reputation of audi and BMW are tarnished here because of dickhead rasheeds and deanos who get their first """""performance"""""" car, and then proceed to drive like a dickhead

Merc's reputation is fading too.

Jag and lexus are the only luxury cars that still have good reputations, and lexus can hardly be called luxury nowadays
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>>79005698
i hate niggers
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>>79005655
>having a glossy screen instead of a matte one
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BGAryS37oo
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>>79005723
neighing
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>big bowl of fruit n fibre
>4 jammy dodgers

rate the breakfast lads
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>>79005785
pics x
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>>79005766
in hindsight it sounds a bit foreign
was she a turk or something?
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>>79005807
I've already eaten it you silly billy xx
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>>79005785
Average cereal but what milk?

My breakfasts of choice:
>Smoked mackerel on toast with a poached egg or some sauce
>Fruit, nut and seed muesli with Waitrose Duchy blue organic unhomogenised milk

If it's a weekend: fry up
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EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED
AND CONNECTION IS POWER
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You all made fun of my chin yesterday and someone said I look like fucking Seinfeld here? Just bullies

I will NOT be mouth yank
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>>79005818
the original song was from turkey if I recall correctly
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>>79005854
still a qt
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>>79005839
literal tarquin, bet that breakfast costs more than your average family's weekly shopping budget
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>>79005276
Mercedes ain't bad.
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>>79005853
alri chinny
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breakfast of champions
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>>79005853
Attention seeking.
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>>79005886
don't forget the can of bud light and orange juice, and waffles and pancakes with syrup
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>>79005839
maybe im a bit thick but i never got the idea of eating eggs or smoked fish in the morning.

always felt they were more of a lunch or dinner thing, because the one makes you gassy and the other makes your breath smell.
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>>79005853
looks like the mouth of a sad emoticon lol :(
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>>79005902
close
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>>79005917
>gammon for breakfast

weird
>>
Can feel a type 5 brewing
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>>79005886
A grilled cheese for breakfast? hmmmm
>>
There's a waaaaaaar coming nedddd
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Reckon all these """"verterans"""" from WW2 need to man the fuck up

>oohh abloo abloo respect me because a german shot at me

I could crush 1000 germans beneath my steel toe caps, absolutely pathetic, literally just laugh when they tell me their war stories
>>
for your mums, every single day dealing with you is war
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>>79005945
you need that protein in the morning
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>>79005853
HAHAHAHAHA no way this is real
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>>79005872
Don't care, like to eat well simple as

It's not actually that expensive. The milk is £2 for 2 litres and the muesli is like £2.50 and lasts more than a week. Mackerel is about £3 and I get two servings out of it.

>>79005907
It doesn't really make your breath smell and eggs don't really make you gassy. This is only really an option of you wake up quite a while before work though. I wake up naturally at about 6am and 5 min walk to work at 9 so I spend the morning reading over a nice breakfast.
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>>79005964
'sheed
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>>79005964
disrespectful.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrNXJlZ7cGQ

Goodnight Moon has the most amazing mouth for blowjobs
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>rorke wanted hitler to win
>but still respects the veterans who defeated him
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>>79006101
The inability to respect a man you disagree with is part of the reason the world is so shit nowadays

Everyone has to be right and tear down their opponents
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according to them, its jew who defeated hitler
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dare any one of you cunts to try me
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>>79006120
The leaders of Britain, Russia and France at the time were Jewish, so technically they did
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>>79006133
Every time I think I'm ugly, I remember people like this exist

I mean what chromosomes is this guy missing, he barely passes for human
>>
no idea how people manage to get proper fat, especially young poeple
>>
Daily Stormer SHUT DOWN
The Right Stuff SHUT DOWN
Infostormer SHUT DOWN
Vanguard America SHUT DOWN
Social media accounts SHUT DOWN
Paypall accounts SHUT DOWN
Coinbase accounts SHUT DOWN
Discord rooms SHUT DOWN

The Great Shut It Downing of 2017 is upon us and I can hear a collective "oy vey" rumbling in the distance.
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>>79006134
Churchill was jew?
>>
>>79005917
do you not have bacon?
>>
>>79006171
His maternal grandmother was, he practised Christianity but they celebrated Jewish high holidays with family
>>
Thinking of having a session with the bum toys later
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNIgUWZLQ_Y

the yanks gave the flips a pretty catchy anthem tbqh
>>
>white people still take part in violent sex tourism in asia
>most black americans/caribbean people have some white ancestry
>latino people exist because of the rape of the indigenous people by europeans
maybe we're the bad guys
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business idea : mega blood alcohol level
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>housing crisis
>urban gorillas
>its a London Problems issue
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>>79006263
>says chinese flag
pls
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>>79006157
>hating on gordon

fuck off mong
>>
>Reid, who played a leading role in the Scottish campaign to uncover the unlawful retention of dead children’s body parts for research, said the news was “devastating”.

the absolute fuck
>>
doing an early new
>>
Sexy boy
Sexy boy
Sexy boy
Sexy boy
Où sont tes héros
Au corps d'athlète?
Où sont tes idoles
Mal rasés, bien habillés?
Sexy boy
Sexy boy

Dans leurs yeux des dollars
Dans leurs sourires des diamants
Moi aussi, un jour
Je serai beau comme un Dieu
Sexy boy
Sexy boy
Apollon 2000
Zéro défauts, vingt-et-un ans
C'est l'homme idéal
Charme au masculin
>>
the missus
>>
gooooooood morning
>>
love when yanks think they mastered nature and then get BTFO and drown LOL
>>
>>79006338
as-salam u-aaikum
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>>79006316
Please be in America
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>mfw aquaman is filmed in texas
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want this aesthetic
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>MILK
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>>79005853
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>>79006385
>>79006385
>>79006385


New


>>79006385
>>79006385
>>79006385
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>>79006374
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>>79005964
when i went to majorca on holiday i got sand in my trainers and it was horrible. imagine doing that and getting shot at at the same time storming normandy or something. can only imagine how rubbish that was.
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