/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

lol I'm cool guys

Clack isn't cool.
>>79003965
You're dead to me.
We should set a travel ban not letting people like you back in.

sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time

>>79003963
Shall be filtering this clack character henceforth

Clack My Ass in Clackamas

finna listen to abbey road, the only good beatles album

>clack
>cool

pick 1 (one)

If you use the name box you aren't cool.

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>Why yes I listen to post rock.

you guys post too much o weekends

>>79004000
post a qt
I bet you can't break my nofap streak (I have yellow fever and like latinas btw)

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If you don't admit that clack is cool, I will continue stealing all of the good digits.

Say it with me: "clack is cool"

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>Post rock? not a fan

ZZ Top is one of my all-time favorite bands. When I first heard them, I said, These people have got the power. And the roots are there. But they just kick butt.

whats your favorite band

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AM DRUNJ

OPEN UP YO ME

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>post rock is for real music fans

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>>79004054
>Neo-Nazis are reddit now

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>post rock sounds like boring orchestra music to me

>>79004061
chvrches

I'm stealing them

>>79004061
why would you have a favorite band
that's something 13 year olds do

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>post rock requires real class to understand you wouldn't understand

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>meanwhile, in detroit

>>79004102
suck my dick

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>Im an expert on post rock. Ive listened to them all: GYBE, tortoise, the list goes on and on

Open up your deepest darkest feelings to me that you agev bittl r up

my daughters love this band and they are 8. Parenting done right???

CLACK

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damn...

>pretending to be drunk on the internet
sort yourself out

This gave me a new respect to Japanese culture. Would love to meet them some day, as I feel our dreams match a bit. Maybe I'm just over exaggerating.

If you had $300k to buy a house, where would you buy a property?

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>After listening to many post rock albums I can concur that post rock is the superior genre and that nothing else can compare to the talent required to make it. I wouldn't expect somebody who hates rick and morty to understand.

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>>79004165
Stip trolling me

I'm an adult

Open up to me

but I hate Reddit and morty, you troglodyte

this would be great to sample in vaporwave if it hasnt been already

ZZ Top's "Sharp Dressed Man,” the guitar, the solo portion of that song, it's not simple, but it's minimal. It holds such a beauty, such a power.

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>but I hate Reddit and morty, you troglodyte

>>79004170

marvin gardens

i enjoy these sound waves also know to as music thanks my fellow carbon based liforms also known as humans for making soundwaves.

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why are autists screaming at each other over post rock and Rick and Morty?

>>79004165
whoever you're replying to i am also drunk
i always drink heaviily whenever it's reset night in gw 2 wvw

>>79004201

I would pay a healthy sum of money to have this fatass assassinated

LIFE

ONLY

HAS

AS

MUCU

MEANING

AS


TOU

GIVE IT

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Why is there a namefag posting cartoon images.

>>79004219
It's me

Am drunker than thou

Tell
Me
Your
Severets

I haven't jacked off in 5 weeks

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>>79004267
keep it up anon
do you feel that its affected your life in anyway

>>79004254
so to avoid the feeling of nausea i stopped drinking anything with splenda in it or diet soft drinks (i used to do a vodka + crystal light lemonade mix)
now i just drink liquor with a few soda chasers that aren't "diet"

>>79004275
I feel invincible but it's a tradeoff

>>79004267
Had sex 4 times in the past two days!!

You will go where you have to go. You will see what needs to be seen. And you will hear things occasionally that make you feel glad to be alive and wonder at the beauty of being a human. This is one of those moments that vibrates through all the walls of time. Share the way this makes you feel with the ones you love. May every word you use be like a note that's played as in this song.

damn. word. Haha

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Opinions on my OC?

>>79004294
FONT

>>79004290
explain
I just started nofap and I'm already considering giving in

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/cum/ no fap crew

>>79004331
cute post :3

Had 3 wet dreams tho

>>79004285
Not bad

Drunkitg redds too much

I have a slight buzz going. Afraid to drink more because I don't want to throw up

>>79004362
if you concentrate you can spell better
being drunk is no excuse for carelessness

Wish I had a teener of ice since we're all being honest

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>Entry level
>5 years experience required

>>79004401
idk what a teener is if we're rly being honest

>>79004383
what are u drinkin

>>79004388
I'm playing vidya so I don't care to spelBetter than I am now>>79004388

>>79004434
>what are u drinkin
5 dollar white wine. Idk what its called

Vamos mexico

as we're vice-posting, I'll mention I just grabbed another beer.

>>79004499
what kind of beer do you drink

pls send me pizza

I'm so hungry

>>79004505
Hamm's. cheapest stuff at the store closest to me. tenner for a 24 pack. tastes decent too.

>>79004477
o
twice i mixed red wine with coke and it was delicious

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>not drunk at 3 am

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>>79003963
NEED a Kanye bf

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who here /camelotunchained/

>>79004569
what are you drinking now

What are you drjnking /cum/?

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>>79004716
a refreshing glass of milk

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Just worked out. Hit 405 lbs on dead-lift. Feeling strong.

>>79004708
coke vanilla with some maker's mark whisky

well here it is
the most common thing to ruin my buzzes
sleepiness

>>79004788
gotta drink earlier desu

>>79004680
Read that as cameltoe unchained.

>>79004796
its the alcohol making me sleepy in the first place
Its only 1 am, I should be able to make it to 3 easy when sober

RIP Cara

>>79004803
you're a FOOL who's never played DAOC or any actual good MMO

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Am experimetning to see my limit of drunkennrd tonight

Will cottespomd tommoroow

I'm going to get it out in the open right now. If you're reading this to find out who was the murderer, you're going to be disappointed. This isn't about who did the killings, it's about those who were killed. But if you want to try to connect the dots along the way, I can't stop you.

>>79004816
that could be true
that's why i like to drink while doing RvR in GW2

>>79004829
reminder that if you go horizontal too early you may induce nausea

>>79004829
are you drinking enough water to alleviate a possible hangover?

>>79004827
Never have never will

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buds, is it gay to finger your butthole?

>>79004822
If you don't give him attention and he really leaves

/cum/ is pretty bad right now

>>79004862
not at all

>>79004862
why would it be gay
are you 12?

>>79004862
no, it's a pleasure center. some girls will stick a finger up your bum during sex

>>79004852
>>79004850
Maybe?

makes me cry every time https://youtu.be/CnePQgWDbh8#t=4

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>>79004827
I hate multiplayer games to be honest, they're too competitive. I play bideo james to escape the competitive real world, no point if having my james being competitive as well.

>>79004862
depends on your gender

a bit gay for men, a proper training for women

>>79004897
try relaxing in the environment you big baby
competiveness is a meme

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>>79004832
Explain.

>>79004862
No
Prostate play is unironically not gay
What makes it gay is a penis

>when you get ready to leave and it starts raining like there's no tomorrow why, taiwan, why???

>>79004931
why are you always in taiwan

Wrote another new song tonight senpaitachi

>>79004944
Staying with my aboriginal gf
But she's at work rn so I'm just chillin with her cat
I wanted to go to carrefour and it starts raining
Literally not a drop of rain all day and when I tie my shoes it starts

Funny isn't it???

>>79004979
And you made fun of me for the girl I love? You're pathetic

>>79004990
I don't think it will work out for you anon. but I legitimately hope it does

>>79004990
Um yeah because you fell in love with an actual whore

>>79005003
Thanks bud

>>79005010
That's you're wrong idiot

>>79004990
Aboriginal just means a native. He could be dating a cute negrito taiwanese(formosan) native.

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>>79005022
>That's you're wrong
you really showed him

A construction worker, a garbage man, and a plumber walk into a bar. They sit down, have some drinks and then go home to beat their wives. What can you do?

>>79005071
Post about it on 4chan

>>79005063
I explained it earlier but hes an idiot

>>79005071
laugh at them for being married

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>>79004915
I don't know, it was just a random thought.

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Never been tvis drunk

Wtf cum what do i do

>>79004061
Pink Floyd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY1rmqsdAVk

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>>79005109
Explain right now, young man... or else this bowling ball "accidentally" lands on your testicles.

>>79005090
You only said that you "feel" it's special or some retarded shit like that
She's a hooker that sucks cock for money ("t-the sex isn't guaranteed i swear we have sex because she likes me")
But keep waiting for a reply to your email LOL

>sorry honey I think you're really sweet but I can't commit to a relationship with a costumer xx I'm still free next Friday though ;)

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>tfw look at a /cum/ thread

good night everyone
>>79005111
drink water and eat a fruit for your hangover
>>79005090
goodnight friend in love with a whore
>>79005150
goodnight dickish kraut with good taste in women

>>79005150
You honestly have no grasp of our situation but thats fine it was stupid of me to come back

I've been thinking about taking up tripfagging

>>79005231
oh fuck
are you cb

>>79005237
do it then start with your next post

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i've never been more emotional than after finishing avatar: the last airbender

>>79005252
I mean he's pulling the exact same crap and anons keep feeding him (you)'s.

>>79005231
You're situation is the same as with any costumer
You pay and she fucks you
But I get it, she's an "escort" so the girlfriend experience might be a bit confusing

Probably happened to other costumers before
But it's what keeps getting her return visits

>>79005279
costumer huh?

>>79005271
I'm sure he's the same guy as the cuckposter

Eventually he'll get tired of it too and just "leave"

Heh...

>>79005298
Try harder
I'm Taiwanese

>>79005300
>Eventually he'll get tired of it too and just "leave"
I really wish you'd do that

>>79005349
I'm literally the heart and soul of this thread
I made the first cum thread back in 2006

>>79005375
wrong, that was me back in '93

>>79005375
Who is Taiwan-sama and why should I care?

>>79005343
I wholeheartedly believe you are not in fact Taiwanese

I'm really tired of this dumb chink posting in our threads

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>>79005375
>>79005388
I've been here since the '69 /cum/ threads, git gud

>>79005410
hey man, that hurts

>>79005279
Yeah and I'm sure your dumb bitch is taking you for a ride
Let's just move on from this

this is drunkt hread not fuckin t*iwan thread

>>79005465
Move on from what?
You developing feelings for a whore who holds your hand because you paid her money in advance?

Heh, yeah that sounds pretty silly

>le lesbian pure love meme
guarantee a jew started this

>>79005545
we all want to be in a yuri relationship deep down

>>79005511
From this stupid conversation. You don't know the girl I love and I don't know yours. Let's leave it at that.

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>>79005545
OY GOY, YOUZE SAYIN' OUR LOVE ISN'T PUYRE? This is why our son is now a girl, toxic goy masculinity.

lol /cum/ look at this funny bear

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>>79005664
sorry, I meant THIS funny bear

>>79005672
AHAHAH

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>>79005664
>>79005672
actually, you meant look at this funny frog

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>>79005711
sorry, I meant THIS funny frog

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>>79005728

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>>79005740

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>>79005752

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Stilll draink


Gonna be bungover as fuck

Helpp

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>>79005664
>>79005672
>>79005711
>>79005728
>>79005740
>>79005752
>>79005758
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THIS FUNNY TURTLE

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>>79005767
sorry, I meant THIS funny turtle

it's puff puff pass, not pass pass pass nigga. you don't hit this joint we finna hole you out like swiss cheese nigga.

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Now look at this sexy ginger

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lol /cum/ look at this funny CIA

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>>79005900
sorry, I meant THIS funny CIA

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one more CIA for the road

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I cant see stainth

i miss my bf so fucking much

IM AN JRKSHMAN

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I want an American man to ravage my boipucci

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>>79006323
Pls be my gf *holds your hand*

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>tfw it's one of those nights in which you reflect how much you've done wrong and you feel like sinking into a bottomless pit of sadness and just wanna cry and die while you feel like your head is about to cave in

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>>79006589
>tfw you remember none of this material shit matters

>>79004010
>finna
Stop that nigger

Hey guys!!!

What's life like in Utah for non-Mormons?
Also is it harder to get alcohol and weed and guns and coffee and stuff in Utah because Mormons?

>>79009183
Utah is full of virgins

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thoughts?

bamp