Is Paraguay really that bad?

>>79001354
oh yes so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuonRt0gWAg

>>79001550
>hey, Pablo, what makes your country relevant?
>football victories, señor!

underrated

>>79001595
you know i'm bad, i'm bad, you know it *spins*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DVlrxLev5Y

Paraguay doesn't exist, it's only a myth.

>>79001729
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpbPcosXO-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZprE4m61Tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HVRjQBL21w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J06Liwp9yzI

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My favorite soccer team was gonna sign a paraguayo and he got shot in the head by gangsters :(

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>>79001773
he got shot because he's BAD

but yeah, sad

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>>79001739
I'm sorry, I can't hear you

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I wonder why Paraguay is so bad? Hmmm

>With an estimated 400,000 deaths, the war was the deadliest and bloodiest in Latin America's history.It particularly devastated Paraguay, which suffered catastrophic losses in population – almost 70% of its adult male population died, according to some counts – and was forced to cede territory to Argentina and Brazil. According to some estimates, Paraguay's pre-war population of 525,000 was reduced to 221,000, of which only 28,000 were men.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

>>79001773
You know remember Cabañas

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>>79001872
aaaaaj..

>>79001894
we increased our numbers by accepting immigrants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Australia
of any kind

no, Paraguay is now a great place to live and pretty safe, I love Paraguay and they love us!

>>79001975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZJmgY1Nwow

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*blocks your path*

Nothing personnel kid

cucked along with bolivia with no sea access. i was wondering, so only the rich people can afford to actually see what the sea is like? actually experiencing it?

>>79002090
>cucked along with bolivia
we were cucked out of the sea before Bolivia was a thing. it wasn't even named Charcas when we got cut off
fuck you Iberian League and fuck you >>79002036 too

oh yeah responding that
>>79002090
>so only the rich people can afford to actually see what the sea is like? actually experiencing it?
Camboriú isn't that expensive, it depends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoOVcdcV5iM

>>79001739
All those germans talking about superiority is funy to me, seeing as they never raised above local paraguayans, and they all live in the same conditions.

>>79002144
im sorry idk where is that. Brazil? which is the popular beqch for paraguayabs or the cheaper and how much it costs?

>>79002090
their river access is as good as sea access

Paraguay is best guay

>>79002329
But beaches are very nice too

>>79001550
Borra esa wea ctm ahora mismo

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>>79002324
>Brazil?
yeah lol
Paraguay's sea port is in Brazil as well (well now we have a trade zone ceded by Chile as well)
>which is the popular beach for paraguayans or the cheaper and how much it costs?
the most popular SEA beach is the one in the vid i show you. Paraguayans go to Sta. Catarina in general which isn't as expensive as, say, Angra dos Reis in Rio de Janeiro state. Catarinenses are probably tired of seeing people speaking spanish because argentinians have also visited it alot. Floripa a qt
the most popular RIVER beach is pic related

>>79002344
aww thanks guy

>>79002375
WHO'S BAD?

>>79002329
top kek this is what landlocked countries actually believe.

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>>79002371
they still have beaches
but ocean beaches are probably cleaner

>>79002416
Canada is many things, but it is not landlocked.

>>79002090
>no sea access
hmmm no sweetie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8atfuglUcB4

>>79002415
looks actually nice, thanks for the info paraguasho. you forgot about prices, how muxh would it be a trip to that Brazilian beach?

>>79002435
when did this happen? lmao and qhy paraguay and not bolivia whos actually closer? dont you feel bad of their navy army patrolling lakes?

>>79002118
You were cucked because you decided not to join the glorious United Provinces of Rio de La Plata

Otherwise you'd have sea access

Personally I think Paraguay seems to be the most interesting country in South America, culturally speaking. I love how Guarani plays such an important role in their country.

>>79002436
pssh do i look like a travel agency?
*googles any random promo*
460 USD for 5 days, trip included (dunno what kind of hotel)
another one says 540 USD, shit better be good

>>79002495
thats some cash for 5 days my man. so its for middle/upper class going to the beach. thats what i wanted to know. havw you trvel to brazil? or any neighbor countries?

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>>79002524
well you'd have to be a tough butt to take the bus or by car, so i guess most take airplanes
the sea is about 1,000 kms away in mostly any direction

>>79002460
>when did this happen?
Last year
> lmao and qhy paraguay and not bolivia whos actually closer?
Because they are allies
>dont you feel bad of their navy army patrolling lakes?
Not a bit. We treat Bolivians far better than any other country in the planet

>>79002581
>Because they are allies
knows dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rm50eG5zA

>>79002569
You don't need to live in a landlocked country to be 1,000 km away from the sea.

I live 1,000 km away from the sea

>>79002492
Well it's the only one that actually speaks a native language, but they are larpers if I'm not mistaken

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CHEAP
CHINA
IMPORTS

also dirty cheap cigarettes. Hey, parabros, our gov is about to raise the prices of cigarettes here because smoke is bad for health. So you know what to do, just keep pushing those eight and parliament up here.

>>79002492
Guarani is like 50% spanish

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>>79002608
ni lo uno ni lo otro sino todo lo contrario
it's not like we do Inti Raymi or some shit like peruvians. being actually a native is a stigma
we just use guarani. even the foreigners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BuFAjQfNVQ
our trad clothes are the colony's clothes, which you can see along all Latin America

>>79002649
Posteai los twiteos en guaraní y te mando a cortar las bolas

>>79002638
50% is kinda too big but when you have guarani words like vakâ, kavajú, chicharô.. borrowings were had, and that's fine. even japanese has a shitton of loanwords

>>79002608
>the only one that actually speaks a native language

What about Bolivia?

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>>79002695
>that actually speaks
Bolivia is a pluricultural country. yeh

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wait wut? who did this map?
that "guarani" is this one btw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mby%C3%A1_Guaran%C3%AD_language

Best Guay

>>79002757
Paraguay bro. I have actually been looking into opening a business down there with the intention to get citizenship and employ people. I have read that the land is affordable and abundant. Is there really a market there? I like Brazil and Argentina for the same reason, but which of the 3 are most friendly to foreigners?
>And how is English down there? my Spanish is...alright...I could survive

>>79002977
>Is there really a market there?
here? the market is EXPORTING agroproducts, not selling them here
i'm also not sure of the legal-economical details but pretty sure of the social details: prepare to pay bribe
>but which of the 3 are most friendly to foreigners?
we! :D lowest taxes of South America
>And how is English down there? my Spanish is
oops. bad news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUFccf6Gk-Y

>almost genocided
>dictators and socialists
>still more populated than Uruguay

>>79003037
when you are a poor country your birthrate is really high.

>>79003064
my mother would always say: "they keep having babies because they don't have tv"

>>79002977
>but which of the 3 are most friendly to foreigners?

Paraguayans literally chase down brazilian farmers who live there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-drzby527w

>>79003099
I'd chase you down too, don't want my pets ending in sopa

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>>79003099
because they're brazilians

>Be macaco
>See nice thread
>Get mad because nobody mentions Brasiu
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>79001902
>>79001975
>>79002036
>>79002636
>>79002695
>>79003099
I heard that Brazilians go to Paraguay to buy cheap electronics because of a high tariff making electronics in Brazil expensive? Is it true?

>>79003315
argentina too

>>79003315
If you are looking for a business op, forget about it. You are going to get schooled hard. Take your 50k to panama, costa rica or somewhere else.