/brit/

>>78999252
hope you don't have a good nights sleep
wanker

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whats your blood type?

fucking hate waifudogs tbqfh

listening to aha - take me on in half speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y

did you know that george harrison liked to play the sitar, just listen to this song from the beatles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3LGgz1Vgrk

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slug

*seizes your arses*

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time for bed
night lads x

>>78999275
don't know

watching gangs of new york

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http://www.nytimes.com/1987/03/12/nyregion/4-jersey-teen-agers-kill-themselves-in-death-pact.html?pagewanted=all&mcubz=1

>4 JERSEY TEEN-AGERS KILL THEMSELVES IN DEATH PACT


BERGENFIELD, N.J., March 11— Four teen-agers - two sisters and two young men - killed themselves together today in a suicide pact, the authorities said.

The victims were found at about 6:30 A.M., seated in a car with its engine running in a garage at a sprawling garden apartment complex where teen-agers often gather at night to socialize and drink.

>>78999312
here another song where harrison plays the sitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64bwnvt4WIE

http://anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Main_leaf

>>78998654
>he doesn't assert his dominance on animals
beta, I go rabbit hunting with dogs. it's fucking hilarious seeing them get ripped to shreds, animals are retarded

>>78999324
give it a nice massage, play it some music, and give it some food. it'll think you're a god, giving it the best night of its life.

>>78999238
Innis & Gunn is the best beer made, not scottish just love it simple as

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>she doesn't assert her dominance on males

is it good to be dominated by a female??

>>78999284
Why are scousers so funny and inbred looking, is it the Irish genes?

whenever i go on a massive coke and booze binge all weekend i lose all ability to to filter out racism and violence. over the past few months i called a guy in dominos a paki cunt to his face, threw a beer bottle at a black guy who thought i stole his parking space and racially abused some 12 year old black kikds hanging around outside a shop acting hard

inshallah, i will get a GF by the end of this year

you wont

had an immoral dream

Just found out my grandmother had a n*rman name so I may have some fithy n*rman blood in mr

>>78999346
Good film

>>78999413
don't care stopped reading after coke, pleb-tier, reddit the drug

>>78999413
Greetings! You have been nominated for a /brit/ "Post of The Month Reward."™ Voting is open September 1 through September 28 so make sure to tune in.

Congratulations Anonymous

you want

>>78999413
>i called a guy in dominos a paki cunt to his face, threw a beer bottle at a black guy who thought i stole his parking space and racially abused some 12 year old black kikds hanging around outside a shop acting hard

>lying on the internet to act hard
sad

>>78999252
love her
captcha:no dogs joaquin

i feel it means something but idk what

in case you want to relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28zruIJJuYc

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post what comes up in your search bar when you post a comma

heres mine

>>78999364
That's some poo tier hunting ethic you have there.
What type of dog though? I am a firm believer that the Llewellyn strain of English setters are the best field dogs on earth.

>>78999492
nothing

78999413
>racially abused some 12 year old black kikds hanging around outside a shop acting hard
ohhh you're hard
>>78999454
best blood literally viking genes, norse-gael is the superior genetics

>>78999481
is it true that you guys are stocking up on survival supplies and doing bombing drills?

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>>78999492
I just get a comma

>>78999494
chihuahua

no
maybe in some coastal backwater

bUSINESS IDEA: rEPEAL THE bALFOUR dECLARATION OF 1917 AND RECLAIM ISRAEL/PALESTINE AS RIGHTFUL BRITISH TERRITORY

hey do you ever get a head rush when youre high like... i think its called postural hypotension. you stand up too suddenly, not enough blood gets to your brain, and you get a bit dizzy and your vision goes a bit black?

love ryvita i think

>>78999534
I couldn't have less resepect for your brand of hunting at this point. I hope your chihuahua cat eats you after you die alone in your disheveled flat.

Foreign Office,
November 2nd, 1917.

Dear Lord Rothschild,

I have much pleasure in conveying to you, on behalf of His Majesty's Government, the following declaration of sympathy with Jewish Zionist aspirations which has been submitted to, and approved by, the Cabinet.

"His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine, or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country".

I should be grateful if you would bring this declaration to the knowledge of the Zionist Federation.

Yours sincerely,
Arthur James Balfour

bUSINESS IDEA: rEPEAL THE wESTMINSTER sTATUTE OF 1931 AND RECLAIM CANADA/AUSTRALIAN/NEW ZEALAND/IRELAND/SOUTH AFRICA/NEWFOUNDLAND AS RIGHTFUL BRITISH TERRITORY

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imagine having an ultra hot super rich pop star gf who gets naked and swims in the pool at night

a group of irish schoolkids mistook me for their friend of the same name and added me on snapchat
cathair just asked me eoghan's number

Listen boys, we all love Her Majesty and so forth, but how is Rule Brittania not your national anthem? Seems a waste of a perfectly good song pêh

>>78999631
ask them if they can hook you up with some lucky charms lol

>>78999631
This happens to lots of yanks since Tyrone is an Irish county

https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/08/31/homage-to-syria/

>>78999585
wew, bet they were suprised by the ensuing decades

>>78999653
>implying they have lucky charms in ireland

>>78999670
was about to go to sleep and dont feel like reading any of this, whats the 2 sentence version

>>78999665
It's also a name

>>78999688
bruh theyre fuckin' delicious, one of the tastiest junk food cereals. the charms are alright but people be sleeping on the lucky parts. the charms sweeten the milk and then the brown flakes end up tasting really good

>>78999562
hello middle aged mum

>daily show ratings tank
>trevor noah is now full radical centrist
>defending police while also condemning the bad ones
might start watching this show

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tomorrows spain italy game should be pretty good.......

trevor noah hates the jews

qUITE FUNNY HOW GIRLS SUDDENLY LOSE THEIR COMPOSURE THE MOMENT YOU CALL THEM A SLUT

>>78999699
Yes, thank you

>>78999729
d-do you think the media and leftists will wake up out of their mass hysteria any time soon?

>>78999755
yeah this actually gets to them, they almost never want to be seen as a slut, especially in front of other girls. they'll only do it for banter purposes as a joke. to them its the emotional equivalent of getting your cock out with the lads.

>>78999729
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted this inside /brit/, the general for British culture, but your post has nothing at all to do with British culture! Whoops! You should always remember to post about America on /cum/, the general for the United States, unless your post warrants a separate thread! Posting about America inside the general for British culture is poor form. You should always try to post about Britain, unless your identity as an American is absolutely vital to the post about Britain you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to /brit/ culture!

>>78999747
why Immobile

WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS.

YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST THE AFRIKANER PEOPLE

If anyone would be so kind as to post some tights I would REALLY appreciate it

>>78999784
A foreigner, from the former empire, educating Americans on basic things, is extremely British though.

might grow a moustache

>>78999819
and how much will that be sir?

>>78999719
they're not that good I've had them

>>78999799
hes listed there as italy's top scorer for these qualifying rounds

>>78999819
The Boers earned it and those poor women and children only starved and succumbed to disease because Boers destroyed all the convoy tracks and routes to the camps.

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>>78999819
Nah

>>78999722
wouldn't eat food if it was made by a mexican or he gave it to me for free
>>78999784
Fuck off yanks are the best posters here

>>78999837
offensive misuse of the coma
consider revising

WOW these songs from the beatles have a great sequence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr5UzDuh7xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJEW9KJHNaY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLZJINTL7VA

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>Fuck off yanks are the best posters here

what is up with those wojacks hhahaha

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where do i go to get honest critique on my appearance and helpful suggestions on how to improve it lads?

>>78999902
I add those pauses for dramatic effect; leave them alone Amerigrammar

>>78999722
they're mostly trying to deport criminals and gang members, not undocumented workers that aren't causing trouble. immigrants with red flags on their names. there's literally too many mexicans here to deport them all, it'd be almost impossible to deport the peaceful ones that stay out of trouble.

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>>78999941
4chan's /int/ of course, particularly in /brit/. Honestly critique my appearance

Benis

>>78999846
>>78999880
>>78999882
Were you guys ever taught about the Boer Wars and the concentration camps at your schools?

/int/ is shit

>>78999999
>>79000000

>>78999980
Ici c'est bepsi, n'est le bénis pêh mon pédé ami

>>78999989
Yes

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(((he))) is here

>>78999989
Yeah. Briefly

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This crack is really moreish

so are we

>>78999837
he's from south africa

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>>79000012
>>79000037
Then why does >>79000004 get reparations and we don't?

>>78999989
We are taught about it in Canada, but only the 2nd Boer war, I know nothing about the 1st. We are taught that it was the invention of the concentration camps that would be used later in WWII and something about a photo if a sick little Boer girl, but also that the camps were intended to keep women and children away from the front lines of a guerrilla fight but then necessary supply lines were desyroyed by Boers leading to mass atrocities.

>>79000072
I don't get reparations kill yourself you country roleplaying faggot

>>78999964
You look like a serial killer but an intelligent one and handsome

mIGHT DO A SLEEP LADS

>>78999355
The virgin suicides

>>79000084
based kike

(((((79000084))))))))
then why do you need american aid you fucking parasite??

>>79000064
That then would fit the definition of a foriegner from the former empire. Now I am a foriegner from the former empire educating you on that basic fact.

>>79000084
You still get reparations you lying bastard. There are still Holocaust survivors in Israel and only once the last one dies will the reparations stop coming.

>>79000098
Night x

Is it true that you should never trust a smiling Scotsman, /brit/?

>>79000088
I don't care for violence against humans and thanks

>>79000124
yeah I missed the former part

>>79000140
THERE IS NOTHING WORTH SMILING OVER IN SCOTLAND

>>79000126
I told you to stop your country roleplaying you sniveling whore, do you not understand English?

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very bored lads
what's a movie to watch?

>>79000181
GIVE BACK OUR CLAY

>>79000126
BREAKING NEWS: First man to live to the age of 300 in Israel and despite surviving the holocaust he doesn't look a day over 80. See how he does it!!!

>>79000181
You can't stop me. We're no longer allies, we have't been since 1990. You're dead to me Shlomo.

>>79000171
It's to be expected

>>79000222
go fuck yourself you fucking 40 year old country

>>79000151
You just have the eyes of a soldier or something

>>78999275
A DESU

Love Louis Theroux, one of the funniest videos on the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7oy7jEc0vI

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>>79000248
150 this year, at least for Québec, Ontario, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, and New Brunswick

>>79000113
Mexico you get millions annually in remittances from illegal aliens working unlawfully in this country, to say nothing of the public good and services these aliens consume. You have no room to talk about American welfare.

>>79000292
The UK was still fucking with your shit until 1982. Don't fool yourself.

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>>79000289
>"...and plain miscarriages...of justice"

79000307
Your country depends on killing people abroad LMFAO

funny how the israeli parasite ignored me

>>79000351
california's gdp alone is larger than many countries. twice russia's. nothing to do with war.

>>79000331
They had the ability in their parliament, at the request of our government, to make some alterations to the constitution if necessary (though they never did). It's best if you let these things happen organically over time rather than through armed insurrection against God, King, and country, with help from the Fr*nch.

>nothing to do with war.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

>>79000391
Wasn't CA taken from Mexico in a war?

I GUARANTEE, you will laugh at this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUtUQ5YC-Q

>>79000423
your point?

ironic that /lit/ is so unreadable

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I must say I don't much like the Hebrew folks these days

Imagine going to China and complaining about 'Han Supremacy'. Utterly bonkers.

The Internet should be restricted solely to Western Europe.
The more of Africa, the Americas and Asia gets access to it the infinitely shittier it becomes

POSTING FROM BED LADS

>>79000473
same

>>79000488
RASHEED BTFO

>>79000441
War had something to do with it

>>79000443
This
I haven't gone there in years because of their retardation

>>79000444
Good post
>czech'd

>>79000471
FOB

tonight

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>>78999377
I let him go on his merry way

Flat absolutely reeks of curry, lager and cigarette smoke. Probably BO as well. Feel bad for my neighbours. Hope the landlord doesn't witness this mess.

>>79000488
love this image

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>Certified Halal by the Islamic committee of Thailand

>>79000488
HOW WORTHLESS OF A LIFE DO YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO HAVE TO TURN TO SUPERHEROES FOR EMOTIONAL LEVERAGE?????

>>79000700
This. Her Majesty is the only superheroine I will ever require

>>79000700
Judge Dredd is my role model

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NEED a ginger gf

>>79000751
would prefer a blonde gf but would settle for a ginger too

>>79000700
That's what people did with myths for thousands of years. Superheroes are just the modern day version of Hercales.

>>79000606
who the fuck rents property that doesn't allow smoking

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>>79000751
kacy hill is a prime specimen

>>79000751
want to stretch my ballbag over her face

>>79000488
screaming and shitting

>>79000775
>Superheroes are just the modern day version of Hercales.
YOUR JEWISH MIND TRICKS WON'T WORK ON ME

>>79000751
Ceci

>>79000746
Stallone ou Kiwi Stallone ?

is this the yuzu discussion thread

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>the new gran turismo
what were they thinking

>>79000775
cu chulainn was my ancestor you lying piece of shit

>>79000776
I'm allowed to smoke in here, but it's a bit disrespectful to stink the place out like this.

Mexico has classified to the russian world cup

>>79000814
The real one

>>79000841
>He is known for his terrifying battle frenzy, or ríastrad[6] (translated by Thomas Kinsella as "warp spasm"

No wonder you're a spastic cunt.

I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN

lately ive been ive been losing sleep

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>>79000915
same~

this fucking israeli parasite is fucking up the thread

>>79000933
Diversity is are strength tootman

have you played nintendo in your childhood?

ain't nothin going on but a bomb ass rap song all night long

>>79000994
No, thank g*d I had an actual childhood that wasn't centered on staring at a bunch of pixels.

has donny actually done anything to get rid of all the beaners?

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Cat just died. Missing him very much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG34rEIyGhs

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Written by Canadian Harold Wood, just prior to leaving for the war from which he would never return, to his son, who he would never again see:


"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

What's the real reason Shlomo doesn't spell out God properly? Why do they use "-" and "*" in place of the "o".

>>79001092
*farts*

https://youtu.be/XMjk0xbge4k
any asmr lads in

>>79000903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snASCQdZJnA

>>79001120
Thou shalt not take the name of thy Lord in vain.
If one never uses His name, one cannot use His name vainly.

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>>79001092
"The Second Coming", William Butler Yeats
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and
everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words
out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.

The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at
last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

>>79000994
used to have a super nintendo in my very early childhood but it broke when i was maybe 4

>>79001135
I would expect no better from a former French colony

a 1st grader in california was sent to the principle's office and is under "investigation" for using the wrong pronoun with a transgender classmate

the world has gone mad

just reminiscing about the time i broke some cunts super nintendo

>>79001183
I got in trouble in the fourth grade for asking a girl "how's it hangin'?"

>>79001173
10/10

>>79001200
nonce

>>79000994
Sega megadrive. Richfags had nintendos

>>78999252
i would like to fall asleep with ash in my arms one night

da ol tri-angle, wh'ent jingal jangal

>>79001160
That never made sense though. He's still referencing God at the end of the day.

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>>79001220
I wanted a megadrive because sanic but got a snes :/

beginning to despise liberals lads

>>79001214
I thought it was just a greeting. I also got in trouble in the sixth grade for using inhalants but I was just smelling an empty chocolate whipped cream canister. I did a lot of innocent things that seemed bad.

got in trouble in the womb for calling my twin a gender bending faggot

>>79001183
There is a non-binary transgendered solicitor in Ontario arguing that Bill C-16 makes it a criminal offence to misgender an I don't fucking know. Of course ze is retarded but our world truly has gone mad.

>>79001260
alri Thaila
I wanted Killer instinct. Fuck sanic

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>>79001207
Everyone's probably heard this one but I'll post it regardless.

"Dulce et Decorum Est", Wilfred Owen

Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs,
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of gas-shells dropping softly behind.

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

>>79001274
If you're so mentally fragile that the wrong word can send you into a suicidal spiral ten maybe there are other issues that need to be adressed

i still have a megadeive, lost the cords for it but

REALLY CAN'T BE ARSED TO DEAL WITH NEEDY AND INCONSISTENT TRANNIES 2BH

stole some cunts megadrive cords

>>79001242
I'm not sure referring to someone and using their name in vain are the same thing. God is an ideal more than an entity.

get out the thread with your poofter poems girly boy
*spits*

>>79000994
I have every Nintendo console ever made aside from the Switch, though I plan of buying it eventually

>>79001315
I guess. But he thanked God there, meaning he showed gratitude towards God, which isn't really taking his name in vain. Maybe I'm just not as educated on these things, but it doesn't make that much sense.

>>79001292
>If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
>Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
>And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
>His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
>If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
>Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,

It's hard to envisage what they went through

>>79001311
give them back and we can play a bit of road rash lad

>>79001291
alri
never played it
>>79001331
https://youtu.be/_lPGtwselF0

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>>79001323
"Suicide in the Trenches", Siegfried Sassoon

I knew a simple soldier boy
Who grinned at life in empty joy,
Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
And whistled early with the lark.

In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
With crumps and lice and lack of rum,
He put a bullet through his brain.
No one spoke of him again.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you’ll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.

lads

just got invited to some retards house for a playdate, gonna kick his fucking head in, dumb twat

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>milk is racist
>bananas are racist
jesus christ lads they're going after our damn food
this must be stopped

this is inspiring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0lnaK3aB8U

>>79001422
bizarro juan

>>79001363
It's like Voldemort, he comes and kills you if you say his name.

>>79001363
In fact you're correct, but you're arguing with ancient tribal logic from the deserts of the Middle East. They set some rules, many arbitrary or even silly by contemporary standards, and then stuck by them for millennia.

why??

god isn't real and anyone who believes in him is an idiot desu

>>79001414
Earlier on /int/ a Dutchman tried to criticise me over the "whiteness" of clam chowder. I think he was trying to make a sperm allegory.

>>79001447
Who, Jehovah?

>>79001451
It's based on the idea that words and names have mystical power, and that the name of god is particularly powerful when invoked.

That's not the reason I do it though.

the parasite is still here :-(

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>>79001487
Does it matter?

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>>79001501
>god

>>79001501
Tetragramaton הוה

>>79001501
the holocaust never happened

กก

>>79001518
>dragging around gods corpse for utilitarian reasons
Maxi-brainlet

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are bruce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXN1PB_M3uo

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Hate war. Hate the love of money. Hate the government. Hat foreigners. Love the environment. Love God. Love beautiful women. Love my community. Love my family. Simple as.

I know the TRUE pronunciation of הוה

>>79001493
At least I can call my prime minister a bender.

australian netflix doesn't have anything

>>79001539
Wanna know how I know you're a t*rk?

>>79001603
I don't think 'bender' quite suits Theresa May anyway

>>79001642
Suits your king though, innit?

>>79001652
I don't have a king

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>>79001637
Really is sick how Americans are basically taught to worship the holocaust as their religion. More holocaust memorials and museums then there are churches, I swear... and in nearly every history class American children are drilled on the "lessons" of the holocaust and taught to feel guilty.

>>79001639
What Jews are the best Jews? All our Jews here seem to be from Lithuania and they all live together in the same areas. I never get invited for Sabbath parties.

>>79001652

he's an expat, maksim

>>79001671
baffling post

>>79001639
You caught me out.
Share your hypothesis.

today's /brit/ is fucking shit

>>79001671
It's all conditioning goy. Be subservient to the puper masters or be deemed an outcast

>>79001659
Then call the king of Thailand a bender.

>>79001705
Because if you were Gr*ek you wouldn't post "Tetragramaton" which means a four letter word in Greek.

schlomo is bringing shit jokes here

>>79001710
Very much. We're being forced to feel guilty about the Holocaust for some reason. It's very stressful, I feel stressed out. I've never harmed or bad-mouthed a Jew in my life, Pedro, but I'm feeling stressed the fuck out right now.

lmao @ beaner trying to get some (you)'s

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Schlomo at this moment when someone attacks israel

>>79001615
AUSTRALIA DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO PAY UP TO FIVE TIMES ITS ACTUAL WORTH

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>>79001790
Stop shouting

ITS FUCKING 85° AT NIGHT PLEASE GOD JUST END IT ALREADY
EVEN DESERTS GET COLDER THAN THIS SHIT
THE SEA IS 30 MILES AWAY FFS

>>79001728
>Because if you were Gr*ek you wouldn't post "Tetragramaton" which means a four letter word in Greek.
I'll be honest. I copy pasted the first google result I saw.
Less of the turk please mate. I'd be honoured to be Greek but I'm neither.

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>>79001771
>posts fat jew

>>79001710
>EXPECTING QUALITY POSTS AT 5:30AM
STUPID TACO MUNCHER

>>79001884
That picture also has a cheeseburger while featuring an Orthodox Jew.

Then again you shouldn't expect anything from M*xican roaches.

On the piss again lads. Who /beer/ here?

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>see massive dead spider on floor
>ignore it, it's dead
>glance over again
>it's gone

HELP ME

browsing /wsg/ lads
always good for a few laughs

test

>>79001945
there's a baby lizard somewhere in this room, been trying to catch the fucker for like 3 days.

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I wish I had a burger loving cat...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

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favourite gif

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>That picture also has a cheeseburger while featuring an Orthodox Jew.
>Then again you shouldn't expect anything from M*xican roaches.

>>79001964
call it a bender

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i've traveled back in time to report on some SHATTERING developments

>>79001964
Have a couple of m8s rented a house on some island there. Rent is cheap but exterminators are required every month.
All manner of monsters creep in

>>79001969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA83Fj5XK0k
In the related videos column

Doing a listen to Hagar era Van Halen.

>>79002012
Archive link?

>>79002066
it's in the future mong

>>79002057
hot

transformed into a lizard and lurking in thailads room

saw thailad deep in your mum

saw thailad deep in your niece

>>79002076
stop noncing cats

TURNED SOME AUSSIE CUNT INTO A LIZARD

>>79002049
Yeah, islands are more prone to those kinds of things

hahhaha

Wish I was a lizard

THIS SHALL BE MY FINAL POST O' TH' NIGHT LADS

wish I was Emma Watson's panties

just realised 9/11 is only in 10 days, what are you lads gonna do to celebrate

>>79002176
'd

look at the facial expression Buzz Aldrin makes when he says "second man on the moon" lads.
It's really fucking weird. Is he hiding something?
0:11 onwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAUqcBc0hYI

>>79002167
Seconded.

>>79002163
My birthday is on the 9th so probably just drink myself into a early grave while talking with Cortana

>>79002192
Apparently he met some aliums there.

>>79002192
https://youtu.be/OROlF8zB9z0

>>79002133
HOLY FCUIKING SHIT THIS IS FUNYN

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503701735469.webm

nukes are alien technology
prove me wrong

>>79002225
makes sense that mcdonald flumpf would associate with such a violent ape

>>79002261
>wsg
fuck off

>>79002261
screamer do not click

phew i almost clicked that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMsJlJdWof8

>>79002225
Based Buzz. Solid knock right there.

>>79002310
>>79002310
>>79002310
>>79002310

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>>79002257

>>79002225
Holy shit he's absolutely based