Do you love Singapore?

7,5 /10 desu

>>78998522
It's a cool place, you guys have an interesting governmental system, I hate your accents though.

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>>78998522
>>78998566

>>78998522
Unlike Taiwan and Worst Korea, you guys managed not to fall into feminazi and hippie-tier leftism which deserves a lot of respect

>>78998623
Of course a burger would want to live in a country ran like a mall.

Yes, I love LKY.

>>78998660
I am not even burger. I am just a worst Korean who lost my country with multikulti and feminazis that have managed to be more cancerous than ones in the US

>>78998729
utter tit

love chewing gum
love drugs
love porn
love spitting
hate singapore
simple as

>>78998522
Yes
YES

I want to live there.

>>78998522
s*ngapore has no right to exist

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>>78998788
>>78998660
Why are leafs so mean?

Typical Distopia

Went to Singapore when I was 9

Got scared that I had chewing gum in my bag (brought it for the bantz) ended up surrendering to airport security and crying

Other than that you left us like a cheep whore for chinks and other cancours nationalities also

>having to replay your parents
HAHAHAH

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>>78998936
Stop bully pls

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>>78998522

maids from your country are cool

>>78998991
>you left us like a cheep whore
More like you got BTFO by the Japs and stopped being credible desu

>>78998623
The gift of wise man politics administrated by Lee Kuan Yew

>>78998946
>>78998992
I-I love Singapore really anon :3
I just love drugs/chewinggum/porn/spitting more

>>78998985
I'm actually not that affected by this because I know Japan isn't that better off either. At least I have 5 days work week and benefits.

>>78999069
>Lee Kuan Yew
Literally the hero of East and Southeast Asia.

wait didnt understand this thread until somebody said they got stopped for gum?

IS CHEWING GUM ILLEGAL IN S*NGAPORE?

gonna tell all my friends irl and make sure all the normans hate s*ngapore from now on

>>78999184
>sale of chewing gums is illegal in Singapore
But you can bring it in for personal consumption.

Also apparently for some reason they unbanned porn here.

>chew gum
>get executed

>>78999214
do you have gum dealers then

>>78999241
They sell gum in pharmacies though.

Anyway chewing gum ban was just a publicity stunt by LKY to show that he means business.

>>78999244
People who sell gum illegally just gets fined. Also, you can just pick them up at pharmacies.

I do not have a very good impression on them.
It seemed that they were traveling abroad and they despised the local people.
I am planning to go to Singapore this time. I am sure that their impressions will improve at that time.

>>78998522
>mudslamic cuck stamp

>>78999403
*cycles behind you*

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>>78998522
Yes!

>>78998522
Was born there 2bh

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>>78999427
Kek

>>78999427
>cycles behind
I do not understand English so I do not know what you are talking about.
Please tell me more easily.

>>78998522
Hai adik *raba perut you*

>>78999601
ching chong bing bong sushi kamakazi

>>78999601
>>78999621
I-I'm sorry that was rude of me
Basically refererring to when you pwned us in '42, but I suspect you knew that Davidkun

>>78999621
Your country is already over.
Ten years ago, I felt it when I traveled to Europe.
I have a lot of Indian friends. People who were slaves swallow your country.

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>>78998522
I love how you guys piss england off by just existing
Muslim cunt should love each other, so be friendly :(

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>>78999707
80,000 BRITS LOST TO 20,000 NIPS. CAN'T MAKE THIS UP.

>>78999113
>At least I have 5 days work week and benefits.
Is that a good working condition for a immigrant housekeeper?

>steal poland flag
>put Islamic crescent on it
what did sing a poor ians mean by this

>>79000262
Nah, it's more like a well paying government position.

>>78998522
Why don't you like us S*ngapore?

Literally no opinion.

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>>78998522
Yes

>>78998522
There is a Singaporean here who really hates Canadians.

>>79001083
That's an American expat cuck who gets ass blasted by anti-wh*Te post

>>79001109
Really? I mad fun of poo-in-loos once and he got mad.

>>78998522
Most advanced country in SEA no doubt. But why don't you become bigger?

>>78998623
When did that even happen to Taiwan and Korea? They don't scream at the sign of naked woman in video games, as far as I know.
>Korea
>that CIV
>all the MMO
>Taiwan
>president doujinshit
>half naked anime mascot for EVERYTHING

>>79001371
>Why don't they become bigger
Might have something to do with being a city state

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>>79001778

>>79001009
I like you

>>78998623
>>78998660
>>78999069
>>79001371
LOL

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>>78998623
>you guys managed not to fall into feminazi and hippie-tier leftism
https://www.vice.com/en_id/article/gvqa59/what-privilege-looks-like-in-singapore

AHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHA

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>>79001778
Please no bully

I unironically want to live there, please tell me how

please

>>79002808
You don't want to. You're better off moving to Canada, Australia or a Nordic country.

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>>79002838
this desu, unless you like money alote

Also if this is a /singapore/ thread, do yall know where to find cheap euro hookers?

>>79002838
>>79002870
Why not? I like money. Singapore seems like an orderly country that would leave me alone, except for the porn thing which I guess I could bypass with a proxy.

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>>79002870
maybe Orchard Tower desu

>>78998522
i fucking hate singapore.
city states that depend on financial services are leeches. i hope malaysia gobbles you up

>>79003098
We're dependents on our neighbors being shitholes so MNCs put their regional headquarters here. Can't be a leech if we're providing infrastructure, stability, rule of law and safety our neighbors can't provide.

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/04/21/national/crime-legal/aichi-businessman-shot-dead-motorcycle-riding-assailants-manila/

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>>79002870
>cheap
>euro
Uhmm... try again sweetie

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>>79003180
fuccckkkkkk
i think even travelling to europe to fuck them would be cheaper REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79002900
I mean, if you remain a foreign citizen sure, but PR/Citizen status means your kids will be conscripted at 18

>>79002905
eh, i doubt they offer those services

>>79003202
Go to Australia.

>>79003216
there are aussie milfs after sinka dick?

>>79003229
Brothels.

>>79003242
>go to Aussie brothels
>it's just SE Asians

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>>79003202
>26-year-old virgin autist
>having kids
Conscription would be a good experience for them though, would probably be more difficult than anything I've ever had to go through

>>79003247
Go to a better one then.

>>79003098

You are just mad because Uruguay shits all over your corrupt non-white country

>>79003247
the brothel near me has a bunch of irish, slav and leb workers

>>79003358
I forgot about the Irish, there's a meme there that the Irish retards with nothing go to Australia on that 2 year holiday/work visa. I guess it's true, kek.

>>79003250
its just consistent exercise, if you are a /fit/izen it'll be easy

>>79003242
aw

>>78998522
I heared that Singaporeans are most extreme hard-working people

I like you guys
>>78998570
I like their accents
>>78998623
But every singapore girl I met posts tumblr feminist crap on facebook

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>>79003513
Working hard is stupid. It's better to be a smart worker so you can work fewer hours while earning more.

Also I know this guy who married a broad from Singapore and he gets absolutely cucked by the in-laws

>>79003547
most of our girls are that type, i dunno where the burger is getting his info from

>>79003547
that's because they want to attract western men and their bwcs

>>79003513
>muh hardwork
We're actually very lazy people with high IQ. We don't nearly work as hard as people in other Asian countries, but we sure do work smart.

>>79004071
>high IQ
Ahahahaa. Next you're going to tell me Singaporeans aren't sycophants.

incestapore

sickpore

>>79004117
Shhh. You don't make us look bad man.

No.
My friend is lee kuan yewboo tho

went there, can't believe such a place exists as a """""holiday location""""

literally just a giant shopping mall, absolutely nothing else to do there apart from buy stuff that's cheaper in the UK

Singapore is alright, thieflaysia is awful

>>79005968
What's wrong with Malaysia?

>>79005930
I don't understand why people want to come here and see man made tourist traps when you can go to Malaysia and see a real fucking rainforest.

Our tourism board did something right I guess.