What if Spain decided to attack Finland?

I would join the Spanish army and take a Finnish war bride (male)

>>78990018
Don't worry my finnish friend.
In case it happens we're going to ally with Spain.

>>78990068

This.

>>78990018
nobody would be able to do anything

>>78990018
i would take finnish war booty (male)

Hopefully they realize the absurd nature of the situation and decide to destroy Est*nia together

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>>78990018
Heh...Nothin' personnel... kiddo
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/08/01/finland-suspects-spanish-nato-planes-air-violation.html

>spaniards send a couple of alfredos
>die from the cold because no logistics whatsoever to supply you with food and fuel

>>78990524
Thank you Italy
Our greatest ally

>>78990018
i want to hide a qt finnish boy in my basement and please all of my fetishes with him

>>78990928
I'm not even gay or bi and I want to do that, it's only obvious everybody would

>>78990068
>In case it happens we're going to ally with Spain.

Okay Finland, you win.

>>78990631
Sergei moi syn

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>>78990018
>>78990728

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>>78990853
>His country isn't undefeated against the Soviet Union
wew

>>78990018
Due to Communist government regulation, their new armada would be unable to attack until 18 months after the planned date.
Now have to navigate frozen waters, wherein tens of thousands would perish in cold, watery graves?

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>>78991036

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>ywn invade finland and ravage their boipucci taking your personal femboy back to spain once its over

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>>78991173
poofter

for once can we not be gay/rapey/all of the above? it's so weird and the fact that it's all roleplay is even weirder

This "finnboi" memo . makes me uncomfortable

>>78991885

Why?

I'd join them so I can get a chance at raping finnish women

I'd surrender to the Spanish

>>78992103

>women

That's not very Latin..

>>78992103
>going to finland to have sex with women
I bet you also go to McDonalds for a salad

>>78992387
>>78992401
?????

>>78992352
Good boy but you must put down your pants in case you're hiding any weapon in order to fully surrender

>>78990978
Well, if things won't go well and you'll suck at war we'll change side accordingly, what's the deal?

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Finland, you better don't start shit or we'll send her to bully you.

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>>78995612
>You will never be invaded by Spanish grills

>>78995612
wonder how much taliban cock she sucked

>>78996936

>Spanish women
>Being submissive

lmao you have no idea how they are.

No wonder there were Conquistador girls honestly.