What would the world today look like if this existed?
>>78984349
maisie
>>78984349
shut up
>>78986495
probably like it does today except less war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K64uSgSEio
fashwave tune
haha
>>78986162
Breaking Bad
>>78986495
america would also be purple
saw an advert for this on the side of a bus earlier
don't usually get triggered at these things but this is abhorrent
dont understand why millenials wont stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents
theres a reason boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history, they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed
anime
>>78984585
nah it's genuinely a gateway drug
t. retired pothead/druggie
Need a new game to play lads.
Finished the ones i was playing on SP and i dont know of any decent MP games that i'd like (or haven't already got bored of)
any suggestions?
>last summer have intense drive to learn C and do a lot of projects in it
>now have class on high performance computing with C and have no drive to work on it
want to learn about compilers now
>>78986562
Triggered by reality?
Found this, free to a good home
>>78986562
It's a true story anon
i mean anime
>>78986296
Wrong. They had no reason to, I'll wait for you to post a source. Brainlet conjecture ridden mongo
>>78986611
BETTER
>>78986578
jumpers for goalposts
>>78986162 →
Breaking Bad only contrarian mongs say it isn't
>>78986556
India too. And nearly all of Europe because we wouldn't have defeated Napoleon
>>78986575
Smoked pot on and off for 10 years and have never even thought about trying harder drugs
>>78986598
>Iron Maiden
I love him
>Breaking Bad
>>78986162
k-on
The good thing about the 2007 crash is the resulting mass immigration of spaniards to the UK. they're bloody everywhere in my city. Currently living with 2 spaniards. And they're all pretty cool. The girls are qt too.
>>78986575
Alcohol is a gateway drug actually because people try alcohol before weed and you are more likely to say yes to taking a drug when someone asks you when drunk.
t. became addicted to speed after accepting a line when drunk
>>78986688
Also this, most degenerate potheads are all like
>it's natuuuuural maaaaan fuck pharms mayne! its all natural bro
and don't touch synthetic stuff
hate potheads so much
@78986695
Dumb fedoraposter
>>78986725
spanish girls are so fucking gorgeous perhaps best in the world
i did heroin before i tried alcohol.
true story.
>>78986162 →
Breaking bad
78986695
Contrarians are actually the fedoras, quite ironic
>>78986162
true detective s1
>>78986725
Spain is pretty fucked atm. Their youth unemployment is fucking dire.
>>78986162
defo breaking bad
>>78986810
unironically the most pretentious shit I have ever saw
im thinking of creating a post that has a megalist of hot girls on social media (Instagram basically) that like Asian guys or Asian culture. My idea for this came from the fact that we are so conditioned to believe that other races are more attractive due to our joke of a presence in American media. I browse meme pages, hot men pages (I'm totally straight guys I swear), politics, instagram models, photography accounts, etc. I personally am not a fan of meme accounts (especially racist ones) or "hot men" accounts that basically consist of copy-paste white celebrities, which is incredibly common on a mainstream social media platform like Instagram. I also want users here to share cool pro-AM instagram accounts too for me to check out as well! I feel that a thread with a mega-list like this would help boost our self-esteem and also dispel the myth that we are undesirable (we are definitely invisible though, long way to go).
>>78986562
its a true story you fucking gaylord
dont care
>>78986824
>is an autist
>likes breaking bad
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
>>78986810
s2 was superior
>>78986810
Are you also like Rust? Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour?
>>78986162
Breaking Bad
i care
>>78986853
you want a megalist of gay men because your egay
>gateway drug
literally no such fucking thing
fuck off you dumb twat
I can't believe I share /brit/ with such dumb twats
>>78986162
the Sex Factor
whats the /brit/ poem where it goes doing a poo thinking of you?
is that literally it?
Feeling sad
But not as sad as I would have been if I did the thing which I chose not to do which has made me sad
>>78986904
>literally no such fucking thing
>prescription opiates aren't a literal proven gateway into heroine use
???
>>78986868
>liking True Detective
>a show with a literal fedora who is intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
the yank journalist gf
>>78986810
agree tbqh
>>78986873
quite a daft post
I know it sounds awful but genuinely if you think breaking bad or true detective are the best shows you need to watch more tv
>>78986950
>>78986873
>literally unable to critique the program without use of word for word the same meme
ah yes... the ol' spectrum
>>78986929
having a wank
doing a poo
having a long hard think about (You)
>>78986162
breaking bad
>>78986945
we don't have an opiate problem here and prescription opiates are stronger than heroin so you are quite literally retarded. so if they are quitting a stronger drug for a weaker one that is a good thing surely
really liking this [wsg] thread actually https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503165558817.webm
Is this true?
gf is pregnant lads, what do
>>78986768
>>78986688
LMFFAAAOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!
!!! im FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!
autumn ends
frogs settle down
into the earth
breaking bad is fucking GOAT and anyone who says otherwise is some edgy hipster that hates anything that's popular because normies reeee
simple as
4 day weekend N'wahs.
LOST > breaking bad
>>78987006
>if people are getting onto heroine cos of over prescription of opiates that is a good thing surely
>>78986979
ah yes, I too know what ALL the best tv shows are but never mention what shows they are so no one can criticise my opinions, hmm yes excellent
>>78987022
throw her in scalding hot bath. thats how they used to abort them before it was legal.
OH
YOU
LOOK
SO
BEEEAAUUTTIFUUUUL
TONIIGGHHTT
>>78987022
coathanger job mate
>>78987061
finally a good post on /shit/
Breaking Bad --->
>>78987022
yeah sorry about that one, i ran out of johnnies
>>78987020
kek at heath and the boat
>>78987079
well you can start with the actual "good" boring answers (assuming limited to drama) such as
the wire
sopranos
mad men
and then you can get a bit more interesting with shows like
Rectify
Twin Peaks
Our Friends in the North
The Twilight Zone
BCS > BB
Gf just send me this
>>78987022
abortion
simple as
unless you're in Norn Iron, in which case, top lel
The Office (UK) > The Office (US)
>>78986945
>prescription opiates aren't a literal proven gateway into heroine use
fuck off yank
Iceland has a couple of really good tv shows but i've forgotten what they are because of their retarded names
>>78987141
>mad men
>better than true detective
are you DUMB
>>78987185
Blatant lie
>>78987185
pointless post
orgasms > getting punched in the face
>>78987141
all utter dross
never post in this thread or reply to me ever again you rodent
>>78987089
>>78987107
>>78987178
No, I don't want an abortion.
>>78987188
I bet they're shit and I bet I don't like you
*just starts injecting pure heroin intravenously*
Ah yes things that have literally never happened
>>78987214
get ready to be a father then, runt
>>78987214
well then why are you asking what to do?
>>78987198
genuinely don't believe there is a person in the world who has watched both shows and wouldn't reach that conclusion
>>78986989
I said it was pretentious before that. Tries too hard to be deep while at the same time not being deep. Boring drivel, Rust is a shit actor, the pacing is retarded. Overloaded with clues that add up to nothing. Ending was horrible. Poor cinematography, copied sherlock holmes wasn't original. Unrealistic
>>78987214
it would be cruel to bring a kid in the world that only has you to look up to
do the right thing pal
>>78987141
imo mad men's not really in the same tier as sopranos and the wire
love twin peaks but what everyone says about half of s2 being quite shit and practically skippable is pretty true
>>78987022
DEMAND to have Maury look into it
Do not like it when other people are happy.
I see people on snapchat at parties having a good time and I do not like them, think they're bad people
>>78987214
yfw jamal pops out of her
gonna go for a drunken cycle in a bit
is that a criminal offence?
I like Plebs. Underrated it seems.
>>78987066
>quitting a stronger drug for a weaker one making it easier to taper off
>not a good thing
True Detective S1 Episodes 1-4 were the absolute purest kino. I have never seen /tv/ better than it was back then.
>>78987158
but who was on camera?
>>78987310
beating women is always funny
>>78987314
I love the references to the English Latin curriculum. The cook is even called Grumio iirc
>>78987328
'sheed
>>78986162
breaking bad it's unironically the most well made thing to ever grace tv
>>78987317
end of episode 4 i'll give you rest of it really isn't that great though (not saying it's bad but TV has so much better to offer and you MR GERMAN MR BERLIN ALEXANDERPLATZ SHOULD KNOW THAT)
>>78987317
overrated
>I love the references to the English Latin curriculum. The cook is even called Grumio iirc
So I'm parked sitting in my work truck to run the clock out and some guy in a nice new Cadillac just slammed his door into it getting out. I guess he was embarrassed because he immediately left. Really wasn't mad or anything, it's a work truck.
>>78987141
All boring prentious shite that you saw /tv/ say was the best so you're saying the best. You can't think for yourself and are a contrarian cunt you might want to try reddit
>>78987327
my other gf desu
>>78986162
Breaking Bad
>>78987141
>dude crack!
>dude gangsters!
>dude cigarettes and whisky
>>78987369
Quid?
>>78987405
lol you think people on /tv/ know rectify or our friends in the north? not my fault you're genuinely too thick to understand tv shows mate
haha caecilius in horto est! XDD whats he doing in the horto??? hahahaha!! :'D that'll never get old
found one of the icelandic tv shows. definitely worth a watch.
friday night listening to a GOAT album, drinking beers and smoking spliffs while the parents are away
quite comfy tbqhwy
England delenda est
>>78986162
Breaking bad mah nigga
fond of Rick and Morty as well
Imagine, if you would, being a yank.
>Breaking bad mah nigga
>>78987313
have unironically wondered about this myself haha
assuming theres probably not a specific law against it like with driving a car, but if you crashed into someone they'd just charge you under the standard 'drunk idiot does stupid shit and hurts someone/breaks something' laws and you'd get a fine or whatever
this breaking bad meme has to end it's like people saying shawshank redemption is the best film ever, fucking broaden your horizons and watch some fucking films/tv shows
im really not such a bad person
>>78987185
disagree UK one is shit Ricky Gervais is an unfunny cunt
excrementum faciens! hhahaha
>>78987520
>*imagines it for a moment*
>*recoils with a sense of primeval horror*
>>78987544
you're irish, that's bad enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btLGXjFzOCE
calm choon
>>78987536
You can (theoretically) get a DUI in a bike here iirc. Not really enforced though unless you're being problematic.
>>78987499
you can stop now lad
>>78986162
breaking bad
>>78987467
>le too deep for you
>you just don't get it xD
>tv should be intellectual
>look how hipster I am
>>78987546
proxy off yank
>>78987544
Remaining skepticall tbqh
>>78987568
not really
>>78987600
? I just got in the thread
>>78987619
Literally no one finds Ricky Gervais funny in /brit/ but you
>>78987604
none of the shows I listed are deep lmao fuck off what are you talking about you absolute twat, pretty ironic you complain about intellectual posturing when breaking bad litterally stuck a camera onto any object and shot and had a whole bottle episode trying ot catch a fly, just leave
>>78987663
>Literally no one finds Ricky Gervais funny in /brit/ but you
wrong I do too
considering starting to wear false glasses
they look stylish imo
>breaking bad? fuck me mate, best tele program ever made. It was proper clever, not like that "true detective" shite, what was all that about eh? load of bollocks if you ask me
>>78987670
>"youre too thick for tv"
>unironically also being a hipster
Fly episode was really good character development not my fault you're too thick for tv
ricky gervais is (was) funny
>>78987696
deano is an aspirational working class lad, that picture is some posh bellend living off daddy's money
>>78987680
Then fuck off back to redit. Did the man make a funny laugh?
>>78987682
Imagine being so stupid you don't need glasses
SKYLAR DID NOTHING WRONG
NEED a Michael Collins miniseries t.b.h.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n730FWycrTY
honestly don't get the hate for baratt new builds, new, sturdy houses.
Enjoy your Victorian house that costs an arm and a leg to heat and for maintenance, but hey at least it """""""""looks nice""""""""
dark chocolate biscuits are patrician, the milk variety are for the plebs, the so-called "opiate of the masses"
>>78987759
how about you fuck off to /tv/ instead
>Imagine being so stupid you don't need glasses
imagine being a fucking weak beta male with shit genes that you can't even SEE without an aid
fuck off literal subhuman
I've never saw any of Ricky's stuff but after this video I can safely say I have never saw anything more reddit incarnate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgNUq60KCNE
>>78987765
Fucked Ted and didn't support him. Ffs he was only making meth not that bad
>>78987768
>new, sturdy houses.
literally no better than mcmansions, you should see the state of the plumbing
breaking bad is overrated
the whole plane crash scenario was just ludicrous and the show jumped the shark
>>78987813
>I've never saw any
yes will definitely be listening to the opinions of this single celled amoeba?
>>78987214
Enjoy pregnant sex while it lasts then I guess?
>>78987728
'dit opinion
>>78987800
normal digestives for the true pediatrician
>>78987803
Wow mate go watch some The Office to calm you down. People with glasses are proven to be more intelligent
http://www.aaojournal.org/article/S0161-6420(14)00364-9/abstract
Can't imagine being a brainlet
>>78987214
do you have the income to bring up a child correctly?
you're not even married
where do you live
is it a good area to bring up a child in
do you own your house or live in rented accommodation
What's her name lads?
anime
>>>/bant/2000000
>>78987813
>become practically Pablo Escobar-tier druglord
>still get cucked by some fucking nobody
sad bastard deserved worse
The Irish were the good guys.
>>78987369
>Libertarian Realist
Nobody actually watches this inbred do they? Into the bin
woah lads if you post your full name on /brit/ it automatically filters haha omg
***** **********
try it out!
>>>35038991 (OP)
>They used to be good but now they've joined the league of the rest of the pathetic western armies by letting bitches into combat roles.
>No western military is worth being proud of any more.
>>78987910
yuzu amanatsu
>ricky gervais
literally redit: the man
also made karl plokington less funny and ruined him
>>78987942
daine abboot
>>78987892
regular are only good for dunking in coffee
>>78987942
Alan Hammond
>>78987942
******* ***** **********
WEW I hope it works.
>ricky gervais is funny
Jesus christ I didn't know I shared a thread with children
>>78987942
Donald Trump
>>78987942
Chris Armstrong
>>78987942
Padraig McGregor O'Shane O'Finnigan
>>78987983
dunking digestives is the greatest pleasure a man can know
>>78987942
Mohammed Al-Ackbir
Reminder to all paddies that Guinness is owned by a British company
>>78987996
Aesthetic name Alan
would someone remind me I dont have classes on monday
>>78988085
Not white
>>78988085
1. They no longer send cards
2. doxxed
>>78987933
sorry statist, your influence is waning
How do I measure my height?
the MLE accent is the best accent in England
>>78988085
*steals your identity*
>>78988117
>1. They no longer send cards
Really? This was a rite of passage once upon a time
>>78988085
bit of a muppet aren't you
might see Dying Fetus in November
ordered a chinky
know all of my national insurance, driving licence, passport and 16 digit card number by heart
if you don't you're a bellend
>>78988154
They haven't for years, you get an email or a letter
Cards were too expensive and you literally never used them for anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9zBLEZbE8
published without comment.
>>78988180
>an email or a letter
Genuinely grim. Have unironically carried my card all over the world although I guess I don't need it.
>>78987942
mboko mbani
i still have my national insurance card. i should probably memorise it and bin it.
confused as to why that lad asked what to do now that his gf was pregnant, clearly the thing to do is be a loving father and husband to your child and wife? are the english so retarded that this is something they can't even comprehend?
>>78988201
All me
Batista looks fucking 60 in the new Bladerunner stills
>>78988201
going to germany in 2 weeks (bremen and hamburg)
can remember a lot of refugees begging on the street in munich last year, will be intresting to see what it's like this time round
>>78988295
>bremen and hamburg
Ayy prossies lmao
>>78987942
made this post about a year ago kys
eaten 5 slices of bread today
>>78988201
oh fuck
>>78988201
insane, yet people will defend this
>>78988328
Fat cunt
328
>>78988318
oldest trick in the book you cunt
>>78988317
shagged one in stuttgart for 30 euros which was incredible value
may do it again but will be trying to pull birds at first
ITS PAYNE
Anyone remember-
*looks over shoulder*
*gets close to your ear*
the cuckio meme?
>>78988201
haha
krauts getting what they deserve
>>78988359
lmao good luck lad
we were never asked
>>78988383
we got the same
>>78988383
england is worse
>Kane
at gym
in incredible pain from DOMS
thinking of you x
>>78988418
serve you right frog
what you did in algeria was terrible
>>78988422
serves londoners right
>>78988433
flat earth is real
israel
why do yorkshiremen all have that vaguely oriental look
>>78988447
did nothing wrong
what about you?
NEED a labour government
>>78988512
Chinese students
>>78988512
They got it from Norway/Denmark who got it from Sweden who got it from Finland who got it from central asian steppe nomads who got it from aliens.
>>78988512
their eyes adapted to keeping coal dust out
me and the lads
>>78988527
feel like pure shit just want him back x
>>78988587
i wonder what flamingo tastes like
having a drink
having a think
>>78988201
not as bad as that clip from somewhere in southern Italy of some guy driving along a street where it literally looks like a street in Mogadishu or Karachi from all the muslims (and nothing but) in full garb streaming up and down
>>78988614
probably horrible given the environment they live in and the shit they eat
>>78988527
>>78984349
>tfw the gf and I are taking the same class together at Uni and the creepy grad student instructor keeps giving her "free points" on hr assignments and hitting on her
Not sure what to do... kick the guy's teeth in and fail the class or allow that shit to fly and be a cuckold who doesn't stand up for his gf
imagine labour never created the welfare state
we'd have none of the problems we have today
did a poo
looked in the loo
and it reminded me of youuuuuuuuu
>>78988631
nd d'y have a problem wid dat?
dat's roight - y'll do nuttin
>>78988591
WE LIKE TO CAMPAIGN FOR HAROLD
BECAUSE HAROLD'S THE PM
AND WHEN WE CAMPAIGN FOR HAROLD
HE GETS INTO NUMBER 10
ONE [1964]
TWO [1966]
THREE [1974A]
FOUR [1974B]
>>78988679
>The Chad brigade
miss shaneposting lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfusxHokCDg
Gustavo Santaolalla lads
>>78988614
fishy and chewy probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ako3beDuaO0
>>78986495
god please no
https://www.quora.com/What-does-flamingo-taste-like
“The meat was incredibly succulent, not dry at all (which I was concerned about with the grilling, but he assured me they kept their moisture better than chickens as they live in the water much of the time).
The taste was close to chicken or turkey but with just the lightest taste of seafood. Flamingos eat mainly shrimp, so that shrimp flavour comes out in the final product a bit - imagine a chicken and shrimp kebab in your mouth all at once!”
>>78988752
>>78988632
is google broken?
got a headache because been cryen over diana x
>>78988587
that water is caustic apparently. they've evolved specifically to just paddle about it in it to avoid predators. saw a program with clips of hyenas and leopards trying to charge them and having to run back to land cause the shallow water was irritating their paws haha
>>78988721
punisher posting soon
>>78988777
yes, but luckily quora isn't
>>78988755
belter of a post
>>78988742
Do you romanticize the American "Wild" West? I travel out there every few years on lads holiday or with my family. Really great stuff. Some of the most beautiful sights in the world.
*makes America great again*
forgot diana
who here 8/10 cats
>>78988679
... ?
listening to depressing songs thinking of the oneitis lads
>>78988838
Did you say cats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG1RDounZ8w
>>78988827
>Do you romanticize the American "Wild" West?
Y-yes.
>>78988838
has been shit for ages
panel shows are dead
watching "Red Pill Black"
>>78988886
absolutely hate people like you
>wah wah wah I'm too beta to go and get a girl
>>78988827
>Do you romanticize the American "Wild" West?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlqdEca3hks#t=55s
listening to psydub
>>78988921
I don't want ANY girl, I WANT the oneitis, but it's too late, I fucked it good and proper
>>78988909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9PDG5EODSw
the last good thing they did.
>>78988971
because you're fucking beta
end your life
>>78988971
youll never get through this
>>78988827
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
>>78988900
Buffalo Bill is honestly one of the most interesting historical figures of all time. His Wild West show and the Battle of the Alamo are essentially "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" tier in that it's this meetup of all these amazing American historical figures who have ascended to folklore and mythos.
>>78988971
here's what you do lad
infiltrate her normie circle, begin dating one of her friends(preferably one who's uglier than she is to make her extra jealous), and then start treating her friend like an angel; be the perfect bf, and then after a few weeks/months your oneitis will be crawling up your pant legs begging you to be with her
>>78988755
nice, in a my-blood-lazily-pouring-out-my-wrists-in-the-bathtub way
>>78989046
did this, now stuck in a marriage of 5 years with 2 kids
when will she be crawling??
>>78989013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHKE_L76JG4
Don't even get me started.
any beta man in
honestly whats the point of living, she hates me, there's no forgiving what I did that night
might run for president of the universe lads
>>78989148
farted in bed again?
>>78989148
did you do a poo?
Require a Liberal Democrat government
>>78989148
My half sister sucked my dick once. Does it still count as incest if I only see her like 4 times a year and she's not even the same race as me?
>>78989151
can I help?
>>78989189
yes it does
>>78989189
yes
>>78989148
made her go home because your floor was dirty?
>>78989189
bestiality
20mg of diazepam down the hatch
love getting drunk x
>>78989202
yeah. stand over there and guard that jar with the bee in it
>>78989106
I spent a summer in the Badlands with my dad a few years ago. Did a lot of bonding. Probably the best summer I've ever had. I'll miss him when he's gone.
I wonder if the overtly pro-China people here are Wu Mao Dang, Brody being unironic, or people generally being ironic