/brit/

HERE WE ARE STRANDED

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PRAISE

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, OSCILLATE UP YOUR ELECTROMAGNETIC MIND CONTROL REPULSOR FIELD TO MAXIMUM SYNCHRONICITY (27.3wm)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, SMOKE YOUR "MEXICAN TOBACCO" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

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ANTHROPLEX
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR DAD-ROCK ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER. FAINT SCREAMS OF THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND-LINKED WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL FOLD-SPACE WW2 FREEDOM DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN AND HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USE THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE WHITE HOUSE UNDER GROUND TUNNELS SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

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cue the 2nd amendment.

pls buy the fucking filters

anime

hi its me yuzu amanatsu

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me

wish i was dead haha

>>78976376
9gag

feel like last nights valliums are dampening today's speed binge

>>78976312
Doner McGregor haha

>>78976403
No you don't lel

>>78976365
*punches you so hard in the stomach your spleen ruptures*

*spits on you as you roll around in foetal position*

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mm?

oi mouth yank why dont you just get your herpes treated?

OI MISTAH PROIME MINISTA

...

ANNNDDDAAAY

>>78976427
NEED her to dominate me

>>78976425
that was uncalled for

had hives for 3 months now

>>78976312
you mean they don't wear underwear with those things?

require a latex gf

had phimosis for 3 months now

>>78976403
>DUDE SUICIDE MEIRL LMAO XDDD
Fuck off

>>78976437
>mouth yank
Is this how I am to be immortalized?

wish I was a cat so I do fuck all all day and not get guilt tripped for it

to me, mouth yank is the yank who posted a sad cat and told us about how his mouth wound kept re-opening

>>78976365
have a new pic of her prepping a hotdog

>>78976438
aye mates
whats the good word

>>78976471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAlaVnDyzIA

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>>78976445
>>78976473
dont tell janman

>>78976522
post it

>>78976485
might want to get that seen too

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>>78976539

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>>78976534
Someone should follow the fucking rules

>>78976511
probs the same geezer

>>78976563
need a cock shopped in pronto

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STILL cannot believe that the former Prime Minister of New Zealand's name is pronounced "David Longie" rather than "David Lah-n-j" (rhymes with flange.)

How does "Lange" = "Longie"?

>>78976563
You just KNOW

>>78976606
vowels are all messed up in kiwi

>>78976312
Obvious fake, there is no room for the buttplug

need to get dressed an go down to the barbers. cbf imbh

few lads coming round mine to watch the footy later

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٩( 'ω' )و

midland metro's coming to edgbaston lads
the midland engines chugs along

new zealand > australia

>>78976649
so poor i cut my own hair this week

looks like utter shit, grade 4 all over

dental plan

>>78976643
>hating on BASED highlanders
as expected from fr**ce

>>78976680
You can always buzz it if you've JUSTed yourself

>>78976652
can I come?

>>78976700
Loved "I'll do anything" by them

>>78976457
just not a fan of jap kids, hate em actually

simple as

>>78976534
Jesus thats weird

>>78976728
what booze and/or drugs you bringing?

>>78976700
mutuelle dentaire

my dad gives himself a 0 every new and then

Wiz Khalifa

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>when the driver goes past your stop

might get some charlie in

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>>78976753
no you

>>78976758
I got 1 bottle of black absinthe from spain and 1 tab of acid. oh yeah and some salted caramel cornettos (iceland)

>>78976816
he trying to kill everyone? what a bellend

So bored

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CPlF-IEkXQ

>>78976816
wtf? chinks are mental.

>>78976816
top kek

>>78976821
m...moar.....

>>78976816
chinese are fucked

remember that little girl getting attacked by some loony and people just stood around and watched

>>78976816
>please let this be a normal field trip

>with the frizz?
>NO WAY!

Wish I was born in a third world shithole but earned a western wage, I'd love to go and live in some cheap place like Colombia or Thailand, but it'd never be home

Why the FUCK does the UK have to be so expensive
Why the FUCK do wages have to be so low, it's fucking atrocious

>>78976901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytx7MzBxCVE

this was it

chilling

>>78976816
>mum said it's my turn now

contemplating a second cuppa (coffee)

>>78976928
Sounds like you just want to go somewhere to nonce

wish I was never born

you cant smoke no black and milds and be a fan of me

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>>78976928

>>78976901
I've seen all kinds of horrors on the internet in the last ten years. 9/10 of them are from China.

Dropping a cheeky deucer

>>78976986
Wish you were never born

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>>78976898

>>78976993
how much to rent a nice apartment in a low-tier city in Russia?

>>78976816
ah, china

>>78976928
>Why the FUCK does the UK have to be so expensive
>Why the FUCK do wages have to be so low, it's fucking atrocious
because fuck you
pull up your bootstraps :^)

>>78977012
Imagine how uncomfortable this would be

>>78977012
Thanks lad

>>78977032
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78977042
more lads less slags

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>run my own business
>want to live in a cheaper country but don't earn enough to send my kid/s to international school

the worst feel

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxijhTgxkyk

>nearly every post has 1 reply and no more
truly a thought provoking and selfless general
*reports it and leaves*

>>78977097
no it isn't
be quiet

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>tfw last three years brits have won SOTY at the grammys
nothing personnel yanks
bring it home for us in 2018 ed

>>78976527
What the fuck. British are so stupid who the fuck says "aye" like a goddamn pirate. How do you even pronounce that? -AY-YE-? Why not just spell "ay" if the letters aren't useful take them out it can save you so much time by taking away pointless letters.

You fucking idiot. You think you're better than me? You're not; your english is like a towel for wet pussies, it's astonishing how goddamn fast you can dry a wet pussy within two miles of your vocal chords. The only reason we date your women is we feel sorry for their lack of dental insurance/teeth they are also slightly less cunty than American women which are garbage but still easy to fuck (unless you speak British you fucking faggots).

Fuck you.

>>78977102
Not the best album but still good

>>78977023
around 250$ where i live, but i guess you could find a better apartment in a smaller city for 150

>>78977122
eat up fatty lol

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American on vacation here.
Stayed in London for a few days and then York. Now I'm in Scotland.
Scotland is way better. English people are autistic, annoying and there was way too many pakis.
Also what's up with the streets in England? There was so much cigbutts, litter and chewing gum everywhere. Have a bit of dignity. Your women are disgusting and fat. Scottish women are so much better.
Edinburgh is the most beautiful place I have ever saw. Scots have better architecture and their cities are prettier. Also the nature is 100 times better, Englands nature can be found anywhere
I am dissapointed. Makes me wonder that when you say you hate Scotland on here that you are jealous
If I could live anywhere it'd be here.
Sort yourselves out England. York was good but London was shit.
Where should I go next?

>>78977135
no it isn't
be quiet

WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE ME

stop yank stop

>>78977122
totally dude

>>78977147
not a word

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

LOVE Mao me lads

>>78977160
umad

do all brits live in houses the size of harry potters room under the stairs or what lol

>>78977147
>American
stopped reading

>>78977122
rad

>>78977150
no
fuck you

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>>78977032
it's not very desu
>>78977052
no probs la

>>78977147
Americans don't speak like this

You're just a scot lmao

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>>78976965
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>78977141
Where do you live in Russia? Are there qts or only babushkas?

>>78977186
see>>78977167

>>78977167
are you of chink?

>>78977193
kek

if you're sexually attracted to chinks you're a pedo in denial

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>LOVE Mao me lads

>>78977202
Scots don't say vacation...

>>78977167
gf just started marching when i played this

>>78977147
truth

>>78977159
I'm having a wonderful breakfast of canned green beans I seasoned with garlic and Coke. Yeah whose the fat ass know, I bet you don't even know what the Paleo diet is

>>78977200
What if you start sweating?

I bet they have mad pussy musk

>>78977229
no it isn't
be quiet

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>>78977222
so

>>78977229
is that the diet from when people had a life expentancy of around 30?

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>>78977222
proofs of such accusations

like dude - DUDE - that's so totally gnarly dude

>>78977266
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977224
He can't be too obvious by saying holiday, it's a scot trying and failing to sound like an American

Or YOU are depending on who I'm replying to

>>78977167
Worse than Hitler. I'm a naitonal bolshevik btw. Mao killed more people than Hitler. You are a disgusting person

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not depressed just sad

frickin awesome dude

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Just got home from Illinois,
locked the front door oh boy,
get to sit down take a rest on the porch,

>>78977226
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5q4cL9qZQI

play this for her

>>78977223
brainlet

>>78977217
Nah, just a BIG fan of china

>>78977211
Lawyers and bankers in London have to live in flatshares(unless daddy is rich), that's HAVE to.

Provincials literally have to be in a couple to afford a house, and if they have a kid it literally bankrupts them

>>78976563
>>78977273
WHERES THE SHOP

>>78977209
Rostov(on Don) regional centre and southern """""capital""""" lots of cute girls and kavkazian churkas here

>>78977147
The problem with Scotland is that it's full of Scots, who are mostly cunts.
t. Scot (cunt)

>>78977318
no it isn't
be quiet

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>>78977241
latex doesnt really insulate you at all so it more depends on the temperature of the room you're in
also some people like the feeling of the sweat anyway

>>78977283
Nice conjecture cause no Americans go on vacation to UK amirite?

totally bodacious dude

latex asians are just the worst gimmick

>>78977335
dumb mick twat

>>78977330
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78977338
tubular post

>>78977285
>Hitler
>targets people based on religion and race, kills them because he hates them

>Mao
>has to feed a country of >1 billion
>have major natural disasters
>have a famine

basically it wasn't Mao's fault, he didn't WANT to kill them, hence the one-child policy afterwards, there were simply too many mouths to feed

>>78977266
The life expectancy was low because of infant mortality. If you know how averages work then you know that if you have a bunch of 1's and .1's the average will go down.

Can't say I expect much from a place that uses Celsius over Fahrenheit. How does it feel I only need two decimal places instead of three to tell someone how hot it is. You also sound like a total nerd when you say "POINT" in numbers so yeah.

>>78977352
fuck off dickhead

>>78977355
meant jock
just used to saying mick is all

>>78977318
You're a whole bunch nicer than English people. Though English people have better fashion sense, also why are there no people wearing kilts and tartan? Do you know any good burger shops in Scotland? I want to try angus, any other Scottish food I should try?

>>78977363
>natural disasters
hahaha

okay mao

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>>78977352
can do latex whites if you'd prefer, including slavs
latex wogs are harder to come by

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>FAHK OFF DEEKEAD

asked an aussie about spiders the other day and he said dont worry about it
oh my days

>>78977363
what do you reckon is worse

killing millions because of ruthless efficiency or killing millions because of incompetence

im at a crossroads

>>78977374
sheep intestine

why does everyone reply to the chinkspammer?
he literally posts the same things every day

>>78977395
no

all the people who say x commie leader was worse than hitler or do 'muh holodomor' are closet nazis fact

>>78977424
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977394
>duh it was JUST the sparrows, /pol/ told me so

>>78977404
>ruthless efficiency

back to /pol/

post 00s choons

>>78977372
You're jealous I liked Scotland better that's why you're using baseless conjecture. It's okay man just have a cup of tea and relax. York was very nice though, I was over exaggerating 2bh but honestly I wasn't used to seeing that many muslims. I am going to go Chester to give you a second chance or are there anywhere else I should check out

>>78977424
good post

>>78977404
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977412
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977413
no it isn't
be quiet

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>>78977413
shant be paying attention to you

>>78977441
I hope you die alone you weak willed LITERAL DEGENERATE. The human race will be better off without you. I know you are fucking reading this.

Good people who deserve to live a full life are dying everyday, yet you exist in your own little hugbox world of mental gymnastics and delusion. You get given the greatest fucking gift of all, life, and you piss it all away because you are too spineless to control yourself. You are too brainless to even comprehend how much of a lowly piece of shit you are. Even ironically, the shit you post online just serves as testament to your lack of self awareness and proves you have no concept of dignity. I hope your parents are dead because I can't even fathom what a mother and father would be going through seeing how much of a catastrophe their son turned out to be.

I get second hand shame reading your posts; you ACTUALLY typed it out, read it, thought it was an acceptable post, and published it to the world
What a fucking tragedy you are

In every classical or traditional sense of the word, you are utterly fucking pathetic. Blatantly weak. People have gone through infinitely worse than you and have come out better.

I can't even articulate how little I respect you. If there was a go-fund-me to help end your life I would contribute, because seeing someone have so little regard for his own body, complain about completely self-inflicted problems, and mock the dead by simply existing makes my blood boil.

Before you die, and if justice is real you will, I want you to know, out of all the people on planet earth, it is you I think the least of. Every ounce of fucking enjoyment you have in this life you are undeserving of.

You are a fucking joke.

You're all just a bunch of characters ha

>>78977363
You realize you blaming it on famines and such is the same as stormfags blaming typhoid on the holocaust? Also he persecuted Christians.
Seek help
https://www.mtholyoke.edu/~geary20d/worldpolitics/maozedeng.html

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>>78977424
nothing wrong with admiring the Nazis

>>78977432
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977437
People died, millions of people.

It's in poor taste to act like they didn't, or that what kiled them is okay.

anyone dealt with a fucked external hard drive?

trying to get all my stuff off it, but it's running extremely slow and keeps freezing, scared i'm gonna lose all my shit.

Scotland > England > Shit > Ireland

>>78977482
the nazis (rightfully) considered the irish subhumans

>>78977485
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977464
shall not be reading a word of this

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>I hope you die alone you weak willed LITERAL DEGENERATE. The human race will be better off without you. I know you are fucking reading this.

>Good people who deserve to live a full life are dying everyday, yet you exist in your own little hugbox world of mental gymnastics and delusion. You get given the greatest fucking gift of all, life, and you piss it all away because you are too spineless to control yourself. You are too brainless to even comprehend how much of a lowly piece of shit you are. Even ironically, the shit you post online just serves as testament to your lack of self awareness and proves you have no concept of dignity. I hope your parents are dead because I can't even fathom what a mother and father would be going through seeing how much of a catastrophe their son turned out to be.

>I get second hand shame reading your posts; you ACTUALLY typed it out, read it, thought it was an acceptable post, and published it to the world
What a fucking tragedy you are

>In every classical or traditional sense of the word, you are utterly fucking pathetic. Blatantly weak. People have gone through infinitely worse than you and have come out better.

>I can't even articulate how little I respect you. If there was a go-fund-me to help end your life I would contribute, because seeing someone have so little regard for his own body, complain about completely self-inflicted problems, and mock the dead by simply existing makes my blood boil.

>Before you die, and if justice is real you will, I want you to know, out of all the people on planet earth, it is you I think the least of. Every ounce of fucking enjoyment you have in this life you are undeserving of.

>You are a fucking joke.

>>78977489
just hope for the best

did the holocaust REALLY happen??

>>78977464
Read the first line. Saving the rest for later.

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>>78977437
>back to /pol/

>>78977294
she knows all the words to the other one looooool

>>78977508
>>78977519
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck of how good a body you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>78977498
America >

Have you enjoyed your freedom today sir?

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W W W
E E E
' ' '
R R R
E E E

A A A
L L L
R R R
I I I
G G G
H H H
T T T

>>78977489
pour ice cold water on it.

>>78977499
wrong

>>78977167
>>78977424
Literally Hitler.

>>78977558
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78977464
told a half baked mexican on /pol/ that im a centrist in a happy relationship with a korean woman and he sent something similar to this to me

>>78977553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZFdKW43yGM

>>78977535
no thanks

>>78977535
Lol I think they banned boats in Britain so goodluck getting here.

eloooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissseeeeee

>irelad supporting Hitler
Ulstes did nothing wrong

>>78977535
>phaggot
Ah it's /fit/

>>78977620
no it isn't
be quiet

what did hitler do wrong exactly

>>78977631
didnt finish the job

>>78977532
ask her what she thinks of Brother Hao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

>>78977480
>>78977485
>>78977521
millions died, nobody can deny it, but it was nowhere near as bad as hitler, you're honestly some alt-right tard if you believe that

>>78977631
generals
oil fields

EVERY MONG KEEPS BITCHING ABOUT WHAT HITLER DID TO 6 MILLION JEWS, BUT THEY NEVER ASK WHAT THOSE JEWS DID TO HIM

>>78977610
why would we support the allies? Germany had never invaded ireland

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>>78977631

United kingdom of brittain and northern ireland

>>78977679
Because Brazil was an allie (??????????)

>>78977499
>>78977571
Wrong

A French Celt - Olier Mordrel collaborated closely with the Nazis that supported his Breton Independence Party. He wrote his a manifesto, called Strollad Ar Gelted Adsavet (SAGA, Party of Risen Celts) which was accepted by the Nazis. It declared Celts as part of the Master Aryan/Nordic Race. He was treated as an Aryan and allowed to live in Germany.

>>78977654
>it was nowhere near as bad as hitler
tell that to the families of the deceased. Oh wait, they were killed too.

>random text from qt saying "well, any news?"
Does she know something I don't?

ireland and finland were basically axis and should pay reparations to poland

>>78977759
tell her the bloody EU are fleecing us

>>78977654
>nowhere near as bad
>45 million people died in four years
You are delusional and need psychiatric evaluation you psychopath

>>78977731
no it isn't
be quiet

anyone else have any weird habits

i love sniffing my pillow 2bh.

>>78977654
I'm not alt-right I'm a national bolshevik. Literally everyone in the world who isn't far-left hates Mao and thinks the same
>>78977513
Certainly.

>>78977795
>honestly believes famine is worse than genocide

what is wrong with you

>>78977834
Famine is genocide you fucking retard

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>>78977795

>>78977810
lay down in the floor when arriving home

big big choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frvg9hfJYBo

>>78977852
is everyone in this general retarded?

Just had the biggest argument ive ever had with anyone with my sister

She complained that I wasn't leaving the house tidy enough, and that I needed to do stuff like arrange the pillows on the sofa when I got up etc etc.

I said that maybe it could be a twoway thing, like I could make more of an effort to be tidy, and she could make more of an effort to put up with minor stuff like pillows and that.

She then said "i dont want to talk to you" over and over again and ran up to her room.
I followed her and tried to ask what her problem was, and then she just repeated over and over "please leave please leave please leave", getting louder and louder until she was literally screaming at the top of her lungs and going red in the face until i left.

this was about 5 minutes ago and my heart is still going at a thousand beats per minute

My sister is 23 by the way.

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>enter /brit/
>regular posters
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone

its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles.

>>78977852
yeah well you would say that

>mum's a southerner, dad's a northerner
>be brought up in the north
>everyone at primary school always asked why I talked so posh


ah yes

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A "survivor" of the holocaust said they had masturbation machines made that wanked the people in the camps to death.
Why would they lie about that?
see pic for source

>>78977858
During the Civil War he had no hole in the army
Dumb americantard

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>>78977894

>>78977892
hehe forgot about this

>>78977892
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone
bullshit desu

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>i will never grow up all around europe
>i will never meet a qt traditional euro wife
>i will never raise a family and have my kids go to the finest schools in belgium, austria and italy
>i will never be a true cultured cosmopolitan
>i will never watch all the f1 races in monaco every year from my penthouse
>i will never watch my kids grow up and succeed
>i will never grow old with my wife in the alps

>>78977892
only trips is 190kg and monica

>>78977887
alri amer

>>78977887
fucking scruffy bastard

>>78977867
the cuck anthem

>>78977834
as the famine happened because of his incompetence, yes it was just as bad

>>78977892
literally have not seen a trip in weeks

>>78977960
what you reckon about these trips?

>>78977902
nothing grinds my ears like a posh twat southern accent

bet you're called tarquin or some other poncy name too with two surnames

this is now a /choon/ thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM502j2IITM

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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave he boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

>>78977879
When Stalin needed to thin the ranks a bit, he deliberately cut off all food supply to certain regions in order to starve them all to death. Our Irish friend is right here when he says that much of the famine under the USSR was really mass-murder (which I assume is what he meant when he said genocide).

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>mao

>>78977631
Ruined white supremacy and nationalism for everyone
>>78977879
No but you are literally everyone historian believes in what an orchestrated famine. His Great Leap Forward was his narcisstic tendency, he just ignored the millions and millions killed to complete his goal. He could have stopped after a year of seeing the many people dying but he didn't because he only cared about his goals.

>>78977879
welcome

>I read a post on /pol/ that said Mao was super evil and hitler was good

literally everyone ITT right now

>>78977912
How do you know this isn't real?

>>78977999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y1rWasqPMA

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need more of these

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>>I read a post on /pol/ that said Mao was super evil and hitler was good

>literally everyone ITT right now

>>78978057
who are these people

>>78978057
You need a psychologist

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>>78977834
>it's okay, they're just hungry
>um
>it's... they're dead
>hitler was still worse though guys

>>78977782
I'll let her know about the SF/DUP talks breaking down again.

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>>78978033
Why would they make masturbation machines? I can't think of a more inefficient method to kill people and the Nazis were efficient people It's clearly propaganda the same book said there was a rollercoaster of death and that the SS guards used to masturbate to the Jews being hung.
You are seriously retarded if you believe that

>>78978031
including you

absolute top tier nigger choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spfsdpuvUyQ

>>78978084
left: timothy james byrne, a paranoid schizo who we like to follow and harass on his tiny youtube channel of about 80 subscribers

right: su, a korean pop star who we like to post pictures of. so far the collection is at about 3100 pictures i think

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>>78978110
Wrong pic

>>78978134
thank you my lad

>>78978110
They had nothing better to do. Fighting a total war on two fronts gives you plenty of time to fuck about.

>>78977998
I don't even have a posh southern accent
I just don't talk like a northern mong
>bet you're called tarquin or some other poncy name too with two surnames
nah

/brit/ is so fucking shit now.

>>78978110
maybe those machines weren't meant to kill people

>>78978134
>korean

sorry?

for the Treblinka camp to kill as many people as they said it did they would have to kill 70000 -
80000 people per month

https://su.sheffield.ac.uk/groups/k-pop-dance-society

gonna join this lads

>>78978226
alri 190cm master race

if dubs I drink another cup of coffee

>>78978251
They were just there to mess them around. Germans had so much free time in the early forties.

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>>78978197
>they had nothing to do
>fighting two wars gives you plenty of time
You're a brainlet. Do you just believe everything you read? Also why were images faked?

Assuming that Hitler started gassing Jews since day 1, that makes for 3,153,600 minutes.

6,000,000 Jews killed during 3,153,600 minutes comes out to 1.9 Jews per minute. That means Hitler killed roughly 1 Jew every 30 seconds. (LOL)

In Auschwitz, the most famous and biggest concentration camp, there are 15 crematoriums. According to Auschwitz survivors, Jews would go into the chamber, gassed for 15-20 minutes, then put into the oven.

It takes 1 hour to cremate a body using modern furnaces which operate at much higher temperatures than the traditional ovens at the camp. However, lets say that the ovens were operating at a level that we see today, that means it would take 1 hour, 20 minutes to gas and burn 15 Jews assuming they were all burned simultaniously. (Disregarding the time it would take for the gas to empty the chamber for the bodies to be transported from the chamber to the oven.) The elevators used to transport bodies were very slow and could only take up 7 bodies at a time with their weight capacity. However, for our greatest ally, we're going to assume that bodies were teleported instantly from chamber to oven.

That means 15 Jews were gassed and burned every 1.2 hours. That comes out to exactly 300 Jews every 24 hours (Assuming the gassing and burning of Jews was happening every hour straight for 6 years on an uninterrupted basis) the total # of killed jews would be 657,000 for those 6 years. The official Jewish story is that 4,000,000 Jews were killed at Auschwitz alone.

odds and i sniff another line

>>78978340
of...?

>>78978314
why bother with a fence if there is space right next to it ???????????????
just walk around nigga like senpai lmaooooooooo

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>>78978134

>>78978335
um hitler isn't real sweatie x

Working out where I'll be living the rest of my life on a "cost of living" calculator lads

>>78978349
amphetamine sulfate

>>78978349
poo

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>>78978251
Yeah lets give the people we're trying to exterminate satisfaction.
>>78978330
You're honestly retarded. Fighting two wars does not give you plenty of time, nor would you waste resources for war when you already have gas chambers made, killing them in that way takes longer too

Pls address the fake images too I want to have a laugh

>>78978325
If singles you fuck off yank

heart is still going very fast after the sister argument incident lads

>>78978335
alri
Not even Yad Vashen uses this 4mi number in Auschwitz, this nunber the soviets created in 1946

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>>78978376
>resorts to maymays when he gets completely btfo

>>78978422
whoa

>>78978422
Miserably pathetic

>>78978430
What happened?

any new wave man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT1L5swMMVI

>>78978413
the medical implications and uses of a masturbation machine are nearly endless, I doubt it's true but still I honestly can't dismiss it completely

as for the oven rollercoaster LMAO

>>78978498
>>78978498
>>78978498
New thread i have made

>>78978413
>>78978454
Anyone who believes that the images the Soviets sent out are retards. They were known for faking shit. And Ukrainian Slavs weren't even on their kill list (at least during the war if you believe in Generalplan Ost) since they were helping them wipe out the Jews.

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imagine being a girl, slagging around a bit for a
10/10 bloke, only for him to have a small willy, and having to start the search over again...
feel for the girls sometimes desu

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>>78978437
It's massively exaggerated and it's against the law to investigate.
Truth doesn't fear investigation.

>>78978335
the 6 mil number isn't comprised entirely of concentration camps matey

>>78978498
>>78978498
>>78978498

>>78978498
>>78978498
>>78978498

>>78978498
>>78978498
>>78978498

>>78978570
fuck off

>>78978335
Maybe they didn't do the full hour to cremate. Maybe they packed more people in. Also they probably shot some. Go back to your alt right cave you fat shit.