/brit/

anime

boy that was really worth making a new 30 posts early

That cat's something I can't explain

r/Incels is the gladiatorial arena of the 21st century

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Not even an incel or a virgin as a matter of fact

but it's still depressing how something we have no control over influences how easy it is to get women, true chads don't even have to TRY

Meanwhile half of my tinder matches never even reply

>>78972784
Get out of my thread or I'll fucking leave you tied up on Parra

>>78972744
most depressed people are self-hating
it allows them to wallow instead of being proactive

got called a nonce in mammi

>>78972745
Stop mate I'm not too keen on giving myself depression today

>>78972807
tinder is like 85% men what do you expect

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*walks into the thread with a suitcase*
*places it down*
*it starts ticking*
*walks out*

love Kari Byron

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Thread sucks

What makes you instantly loose respect for someone?
For me it's when I find out they're a nirvana fan.

What, what, what, what... [8x]

Bada, bada, badadada [8x]

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a big cock!"
I'm so pumped about some shit from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
Piiisssssss
But—shit—it was ninety-nine cents! Bag it
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch
I'm a take your grandpa's style, I'm a take your grandpa's style,
No, for real. Ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs? Thank you
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"

[2x]
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in her skirt
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the Uptons

>>78972844
what are the bugs supposed to indicate

>>78972807
Let's be honest, if it was karlie kloss up there saying she'd been arrested for slicing off cocks I'd still superlike her

>>78972867
when they consume caffeinated beverages

>>78972839
It's like say for example I wanted to play basketball

I try my hardest, practice every day but don't make the team

Meanwhile Lebron comes over, doesn't even know what basketball is, picks up a ball, takes on 3 people and dunks

I have no control over it, but I can't do what I want

But replace basketball with sex and love(something literally necessary)

>>78972880
But you'd still be hesitant, if you found news articles about her slicing cocks, you wouldn't be gagging to get her to come over to your house

>>78972867
tattoos
smoking

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>I fucking hate shit like this, their ingratitude is sickening and in a just society it would be unacceptable

I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you
We've broke our mirrors
Sunday morning, is every day for all I care
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze, 'cause I've found God

Yeah

I'm so lonely, that's okay, I shaved my head
And I'm not sad
And just maybe I'm to blame for all I've heard
But I'm not sure
I'm so excited, I can't wait to meet you there
But I don't care
I'm so horny, that's okay, my will is good

Yeah

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack
I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

I'm so happy, 'cause today I've found my friends
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you,
We've broke our mirrors
Sunday morning, is every day for all I care,
And I'm not scared
Light my candles, in a daze, 'cause I've found God

Yeah

I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack
I like it, I'm not gonna crack
I miss you, I'm not gonna crack
I love you, I'm not gonna crack
I killed you, I'm not gonna crack

chebs? nah.

boobies desu lads

>>78972807
>getting tinder matches
well look at you mr mini-chad

>>78972745
is it what they force them to do there

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.... haha ....

HATE name alliteration

>>78972804
They're talking about getting jaw implants now

JAW IMPLANTS

>>78972867
if they lie a lot, have a tendency to rarely arrive on time somewhere and if they masticate their food with the mouth open

>>78972940
Sheeeet lel

>>78972940
faggot bitch cunt fuck off

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>>78972940

spent a day on tinder and one girl said i looked dead behind the eyes and another said i look like a character from skins

deleted it immediately

>>78972911
I dunno man, imagine inviting over a 10/10 cock-slicing supermodel over to your house. She grabs a knife and goes for you, but you've been expecting this from the cock-maiming vixen. You knock her to the ground, tie her up and carry her writhing, screaming, cockocidal arse to the bed. You flip her over and there lies the most majestic arse you've ever seen.

I'd say it's worth the risk.

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>masticate

*snorts a fat line of speed*

might even clean the house today

>>78972940
dont get it

>>78972975
what character

>masticate
indubitably

>>78972986
>>78972986
>>78972986

>>78972989
>doesn't remember l33t speak
omgz what a n00b!

>>78972807
This has been debunked. Basically those replies are the only women who replied, 99% of others unmatched him after reading his profile (they only swipe at first glance)

>>78972975
I get compared to Louis Theroux and Dylan Moran

>>78972940
i always look for that time

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Have to go to a wedding tomorrow

would normally be cool but it's my brothers wedding and literally none of his fiancées friends are even remotely hot or just generally not pieces of shit

meant to say chew...

can't even imagine what it must be like to be good looking
t. hit on about 100 girls got zero dates and 2 make outs from it

>>78972990
thats what i asked and the fucking mong said 'oh not a specific one just in general'

ill pretend she said cook or tony though aha

I follow this Japanese girl on Twitter. Look at this lul

https://twitter.com/ChocolaPolix/status/903596963123171332

have to pay my tuition haha
cbf

>>78973020
dont listen to those literal brainlets

http://ejje.weblio.jp/content/masticate

hmmmmm

>>78973027
font

>>78973027
this

t. another day of liking everyone with ZERO matches

>>78973019
>fiancées
is he marrying multiple girls at the same time?

>>78972989
7M40 W47 A 700Z3R, K177 J00537F

>literal
tally ho

>>78973044
what does it mean in japense

>>78973055
Yeah nah don't ever fucking reply to me again you cocksucking frog motherfucker

>>78973050
Can't imagine liking everyone. Aren't there some proper ugly whales on it? Would you fuck them?

>>78973037
yeah er ill let you try and pick the bones out of that one mate

>>78973027
maybe visit a cosmetologist, stylist, get a plastic surgery if needed

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>japense

>>78973037
how do you know its a girl

>>78973043
get off it no one ever says masticate in a normal conversation

*arrives late chewing a piece of garlic bread with my mouth open then washes it down with some MONSTER ENERGY and a hand rolled ciggie*

HEY
WAIT
I'VE GOT A NEW COMPLAINT

>>78973079
need leg lengthening and yeh plastic surgery for sure

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>>78973076
I just want someone to love me

threads getting too quick
slow it down would ya

>>78972940
that's been my pin number for years

>>78973090
yea probably, it's uncommon but i have seen it written a few times, dont know if ive ever heard it

this is the only japense i need
http://www.xvideos.com/video24266831/tsukasa_kanzaki

>>78973065
>形式ばった語で chew のほうが一般的
it says its an autistic way to say chew

if you swipe right on everyone your profile is less likely to pop up to women

*snorts a line off your bum*

>>78973050
have you considered going places to meet girls rather than expecting a phone application to essentially do it all for you, when it seems it consistently fail you?

>>78973078
no idea what you mean by this desu

>>78973088
she posts pictures of herself sometimes. Not sure why it even matters though.

>>78973118
kek yea

beautiful girls that you get scared of even looking at are much easier to pull than medium to ugly slags

>>78973110
i say it as it's one of those "provocative" words like niggardly that get a rise out of people who don't know what they mean or misheard

>>78973112
literally 0 (zero) action in that clip

Do GPS spoofs work for tinder??

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>>78973027
I'm naturally pretty average looking but I dress interestingly (dudes call it gay but lmao jokes on them) and have interests outside of video games so girls actually talk to me

This girl was literally begging to come over

My point is that if girls don't like you and you aren't completely hideous it's your own fault

>>78973158
>action
what a pleb

sniggering at the plebs who didn't know what masticate meant

>>78973133
heard this a lot, might actually be true since most men would be too intimidated to ask her.

nothing worse than a munter in a sausage fest club thinking she's hot shit

>>78973175
literally 0 (zero) cheeky business in that clip

>>78973125
just told u mate i go hit on in public and 2 make outs out of 100 and both munters as well

>just go and talk to girls bro, it works for me just go up to her and say hello, have confidence

oh chad, you're so naive

>>78973188
there are 2 cheeks right there the whole time mate

ululating at you plebeians

>>78973178
Just masticated hoping people in the next room wouldn't hear it

>>78973181
>>78973133
this is hollywood shite its not true

>>78973202
cant get off to that 2bh

LOVE how people who self identify as at least "average" then mock ugly people for not having the same success with women and then pretend it's something to do with their shit taste in fashion instead of just not being deformed

>>78973190
Dress well, don't be fat, and stop complaining

Girls will like you if you do this, so long as you aren't a right winger

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>realise women don't matter, if I can't get them I'll just make money and live for myself

>still incredibly poor, can't even afford a monthly escort

ah yes

>>78973190
That's how it's done though. A closed mouth is never fed. You've got to tell them you're dtf.

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>>78973226
well shucks

>>78973230
anyone can get laid if they lower their standards enough. the problem is, a lot of ugly blokes want 8/10s when they should be going for 3/10s

>>78973190
its not just chads who give this advice, but people who only target munters as well

>>78973167
was she good looking though? i'm not even "good looking" but i've had girls ask me things like that before but they weren't very attractive

>>78973190
chad is right though

I'm 5'7 and even I've managed to pull a few girls who are way out of my league simply by being confident and charming

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>>78973230
If you're deformed then yeah that sucks but there's like a 95% chance you're completely average and could improve yourself but your personality is so flawed that you'd rather stay a complete fuckup and complain on 4chan all day

t. knower

>>78973181
ugly girls will reject you more because they want to belong to the normal women club who oftens reject guys asking them out so when every few desperate lad will come through and ask her out she will have a nice sadistic time telling you to fuck off

If you're ugly, just get over women and don't bother trying to mate, do you want your offspring to suffer the same as you have?

new youtube design is shit

went back immediately

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Applying for jobs sucks

>>78972867
For me, it's when a person uses "they" in the singular sense.

>>78973190
bet you've never even tried this you pathetic little cretin

>>78973274
She was decent, if she was super good looking I wouldn't have ghosted her lol

>>78973286
Ainsley has changed a lot since the cookery show stuff.

>>78973304
hello junior

/brit/ it's some mix of /r9k/ and /pickup/

>>78973294
mate, one of the ugliest cunts i went to school with has a girlfriend. granted, she's fat and disgusting. but its possible.

not the LEAST bit interested in trying when there's still a good chance of failure

>>78973305
It's actually proper grammar you brainlet

>>78973319
you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>78973326
When people here say 'I want a gf', they don't meant LITERALLY 'I want literally any woman'

>gets shit ton of matches on tinder
>pretends it's because of clothes and personality
how can you be so unaware
Love how genetically fortunate people (a lot like rich people too actually) pretend their success is down to them being different or working hard or what have you as if a lot of the genetically (or financially less fortunate) haven't tried this shit as well but had no success/negative feedback
fucking delusion cunts

When people here say 'I want a gf', they mean I want a bf

>>78973351
yes they do

if you're ugly then you'll never get anywhere on tinder but that doesn't mean you can't pick up girls irl, just be realistic innit

tinder girls are all vapid little slugs anyway

When people here say 'I want a gf', they mean I want a f

Almost none of you are ugly, especially not as ugly as you think you are

If you are reading this, yes YOU, you are statistically average and able to greatly improve yourself.

You won't though, and you'll be alone for the rest of your life.

>>78973326
im talking about lads who could obviously do better but who choose on purpose to hit on shreks

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>>78973334
do you think i can remember all that?

>>78973331
No, it's not a gimmick. It's a corruption of the English language, utter tool.

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>>78973334
worked for me

>>78973354
genetically unfortunate (or financially less fortunate) have tried this shit*

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anime

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>"""british""""" journalism

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/20/we-tried-masturbating-at-work-for-a-week-and-this-is-what-happened-6393673/

is it weird that I don't care that much about girls?
I just like having a girl who I'm close to and can go out with regularly/have sex but I hate dating and all the social/relationship stuff.
honestly I get more excited about going to the gym than going on a date

>>78973334
always found pick up shit incredibly cringey

i imagine most women know all these "tricks" by now anyway.

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>>78973398

choon

https://youtu.be/HXu72--oddE

>>78973366
wrong

>it's a "manager is a lonely 30 something year old and she clearly wants to have sex with you" episode

dare I?

need a you please

>>78973406
>>http://metro.co.uk/

ah yes, the ugly virgin with high standards moaning he can't get a bird
sick to death of you cunts

>>78973431

>talk to girls
about what?

>>78973441
better not be talking about me

>>78973449
your travel plans

>>78973449
nothing too complicated or smart

men don't have standards

anyone who claims otherwise is a virgin

>>78973449
weather

>>78973441
yeah thinking about that one nigel right now who does that

>>78973449
exchanging money for favours

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Post your eyes

Brown eyes don't bother please.

What's your favourite song?

For me it's Mothers be Aware

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>>78973418

>>78973475
this is true if you dont masturbate for a couple of weeks

chubby, borderline slaggy hello magazine women who shop at primark, topshop etc have absolutely 0 interest in me

thin, tall, well dressed women with hobbies and whatnot tend to be more interested

hmm

>>78973459
I'll talk about who the fuck I want
>>78973477
ok bruce

cannot even FATHOM having a wife who you live with and is constantly there 24/7

Setting an alarm for half 4 lads, time for a nap. Hope thread quality has improved by then

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>>78973487

>>78973514
will have this in 2 years
I already have it, she's just not my wife yet

>>78973518
>if he close my eyes and go to sleep I won't be a virgin anymore

>>78973449
This desu.

>>78973406
and what has happened?

also i could masturbate for several week as much as i want, my co-wroker i share the room with had her leave which ends after this week

>>78973449
the economy

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>>78973487

>>78973514
as long as you have nothing to hide i guess its fine

>>78973449
politics is the usual go to for me

>>78973449
feminism is a pretty good one to be honest make sure you find out what "side" so to speak their on before you make any big statements tho

>>78973449
white genocide

>>78973449
test cricket

why talk as if you can actually set your own standards?

>>78973567
H I G H
W
Y
C
O
M
B
E

If you want easy chat with girls just watch all the normie shite like GOT and Netflix's newest thing

>>78973449
about that ludicrous display last night

>>78973098
what you need mate is a loyal wingman, we can pursue qts together and if it all goes tits up we can pursue each other

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>politics
"idk why women won't date me!"

going back to uni in a few weeks lads, which society should i join this year?

I swipe right on every girl on tinder match with heaps of ugly birds and the odd good looking one, banged a few girls off it, would call myself a 7 on a good day, it's gettijng less and less though i think it favours newer profile

>>78973619
rather not 2bh

>>78973644
the loser one bc that's what u are posting on /brit/ lol (also probably the underage society)

>>78973644
PUA club

running

>>78973631
that last bit sounds a bit gay

>>78973653
post pic almost certainly deluded that you are a fucking 7/10 even on the best day of your life. I see a 7/10 perhaps once every 50 (if n people in London

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>>78973619
sounds too much like hard work

>>78973189
where do you hit

>>78973699
clubs/bars/house parties

hate it when those weirdly smart girls can figure out that I have a high IQ and that I'm trying to hide it

dunno where id even meet girls if i even had anything to talk to them about

>>78973428
ye

really want to die

>>78973722
never had this happen altho i guess my iq isn't that high only top 10%

>>78973715
you should try someplace else
like during the day outside

posted my pic on hotornot back in the day and got good ratings

my pick up game is shit though. much easier to meet and talk to girls you already know through something or are friends of friends

>>78973722
why are you trying to hide it

went out with a girl who was deeply involved in organised crime once, thought someone was going to drive by my house for months after we split up

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>DOINGEROUS END DAYOWN ROIGHT STYEWPID

>>78973746
when we aren't all drinking? are you mad?

>>78973746
the club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go

belly is rumbling

FOCK AWF YAINKS

>>78973778
yea just go outside and talk to a girl who doesnt have her headphones on and who doesnt pull a straight up disdainful face

toil ends in 4 hours

>>78973687
what a gay fucking post, I don't really care, people have differen ideas of 7 you autist

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>hate it when those weirdly smart girls can figure out that I have a high IQ and that I'm trying to hide it

>tfw have the right attitude and confidence to chat up girls but have no mates to go out with
not sure what to do with myself 2bh

MISTAH PROIME MINSITAH

>>78973795
shut up dickhead

>>78973806
> pull a straight up disdainful face
umm this happens even in dark clubs with alochol can'timagine how bad would be in real life

>>78973800
>yainks
Literally pronounced the same way

If you're going to steal my gimmick please do it right thanks.

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>A $1,000 per month cash handout would grow the U.S. economy by $2.5 trillion, new study says

>>78973762
it works out better for me in the long run if I hide it

>>78973772
why are yanks so incapable of properly mimicking the australian accent

>>78973834
>he pronounces yanks "yainks"
grim FOY

>>78973810
wow you think you're a 7 so it must be true, fuck off deluded. if you really are post a picture

>>78973806
sounds creepy

>>78973815
just get some mates

>>78973806
good way to build confidence and get used to rejection 2bh

>>78973834
what the FUCK

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>watch anime
>don't want to stop
>don't want to find a wife who watches anime

help

genuinely if my fiance left me I would be absolutely stuffed
all my friends are her friends and they'd no doubt take her side
I've never had to "pick up" as an adult, we met in school

>>78973864
its not creepy if you act like a normal person whos not nervous
its creepy if you talk like a psycho

>>78973815
i go out solo (srs) bc i have no friends. If a girl asks you where your friends are say you're waiting for htem, you lost them or they just bailed lol

>>78973834
>Literally pronounced the same way
very grim

>>78973885
help what

>>78973815
go out on your own, pretend your mates went home early if ppl ask.

any yaink man in?

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>>78973850
>WHOI AH YENKS SEW INCAYPABUL OF PROPALY MIMMICKIN THE AUSTRAYAN AYXENT

>there is a yank out there somewhere calling himself a "yaink"

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>tfw the cashiers at all the local bottle-os within a 10km radius recognise me and some know me by name

>>78973887
wooing her as I type

>>78973863
t. insecure incel

people probably do describe him as a 7 or more because the average person isnt a virgin autist who spends all day staring at their fucking maxilla

>>78973863
no I have posted it here before though

>there is a brit out there sucking on a lime for its nutrients

>>78973449
if I can meet a girl that wants to talk about cartoons and wild imaginary scenarios than I would have found the perfect girl

*pees on your leg*

>>78973449
PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>78973929
>tfw some of the bouncers at nearby gay club recognise me
i'm not even gay

heys lads its me phimo (not turtle)

>>78973930
shut up dickhead

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>>78973929
have to switch up shops sometimes

>>78973972
alri WalkGOD

>>78973972
don't impersonate me please

just need one hour alone with phimos cock and he'd be phimo no more

>>78973960
advance physically on her

if you're in a relationship and want to have sex with someone else but don't want to cheat, how cucky would it be to go find your exact doppelganger and watch them have sex with someone

they're doing some burning off near me
can't breathe

>>78973940
not sure why you think someone posting on /brit/ is more likely to be above average than anything else

>>78973947
if you've done it before why not do it again? lol

australians are as abrasive as they are uncouth

is it gay to watch straight porn?

>>78974029
what does that mean

>>78974023
that's not 'cucky' that's just bizarre and depraved

>>78974029
shut up dickhead

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deck

>>78974029
literally only understood 5 words in the post

my favourite aussie is *tenses all my muscles at the same time* aussie
he's elusive yet consistent

>>78974042
yes and it also conditions you to be a cuck

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>SHADDAP DICKEAD

i've reading all your posts lately and i'm realising that most of you are just one-dimensional shallow morons and failed normies who have no idea how to structure your self esteem properly or direct your energy towards any meaningful or interesting pursuits

>>78974028
not sure why you'd assume everyone is as much of a loser as you are

most people found this site when they were 13/14, it's not unfathomable that there's 'normies'

does anyone else feel a lil bit disgusted at girls when you see them suck cock and especially disgusted if they swallow

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>78974104
yeah no fuckin SHIT sherlock

1.wanking to imagination
2. wanking to gay rape porn
3. wanking to black male/white female (amateur homemade) porn (preferably hubby filming)
4. wanking to normal gay porn
5. wanking to straight porn

>>78973920
>>78973903
really? sounds weird. where do you go? what do you do? Also once you found the girls do they mind your company?

>>78974104
is there a point to this post?

>>78974105
>not sure why you'd assume everyone is as much of a loser as you are
err is this your first day on 4chan? Do you not look at the posts and pictures people make? fuck me what are you talking about.

>most people found this site when they were 13/14, it's not unfathomable that there's 'normies'
Dunno which school you went to mate but those of us who knew what 4chan was or frequented it were not "normies"

>>78974079
Imagine his big cock in her bum

>>78974139
wheres wanking to dragon lizard babes fit into this then?

>>78974144
nightclubs mostly so I mean you gota be up for dancing not just standing in the corner awkwardly.

Depends on the vibe/girls usually I will ask if I can join them as I lost my friend/or if I can dance with you/them. Bare in mind this rarely works and i'm fucking ugly but it has worked before (for make out at least)

*click* noice

>>78974182
think thats a bit wicked mate

last night you were in my room

now my bedsheets smell like poo

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>OI'VE READIN ALL YA POWSTS LOITLY EN OI'M REALOIZIN THET MAWST OF YEW AH JUST WAN-DIMEENSHINAL SHAYLOW MORONS EYND FAILED NOHMIES WHO AVE NO OIDEA HAYOW TO STRUCKSHA YOA SEYELF AYSTEEM OA DIRECT YA ENEGY TOWAD ANY MEANINFUL OA INTRESTIN PUHSUITS

>$1800 for 2 classes
haha yeeowch!

>>78974004
no id be fucked foreskin anon

>>78974209
alri

>>78974150
when i was at school it was a website for epic gore and stuff like that, none of us really spoke about it but lots went on here. yeah there's many pathetic people but /brit/ has a few normies, same with /fa/, I think /fit/ but i dont go on there

its just a bit of a laugh to post on whilst im bored at work, im sure theres a few others here that feel the same

making out and fucking random girls just seems really weird and uncomfortable

>>78974223
audibly laughed

I'm in love with the shape of poo

statistically speaking one of the aussies is a giant man sized spider

>>78974263
fucking revolting grow up

>>78974248
this 2bh

>>78974042
Gay porn is the only straight porn

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Statistically speaking this is one of the aussies that posts here

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>>78974270

glad ed sheeran has fucked off for another year at least

overrated cunt

>>78974292
not i
>>78974270
nor

dont think you should feel ashamed when getting rejected by a stranger of course it hurts but you're never going to meet her again

>>78974292
cute

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HAPPINESS IS EASY

you now remember "shake it" by metro station

>>78974323
uhh pretty sure that was by taylor swift actually
thank you

I LIKE TO POO IT POO IT
I LIKE TO POO IT POO IT
I LIKE TO POO IT POO IT
YOU LIKE TO?

>>78974339
>>78974339
new

SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE

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/brit/

>>78974314
you don't know that for sure though especially if it's smaller town

i used to eat my own poo for a few months when i was 13

thanks for all the dating advice lads

think i'm ready to go knee deep in clunge now

been offered a place in band ja nai mon