/brit/

anime

emina

hate this maid shit

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/gf2017/ ?

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HAPA OR JAPA

need her to wallop my bollock

have one more hotel to book for my Japan trip
found an apartment in Osaka that looked nice and gf agreed but just found out it's literally next door to a creepy maid café
do I go for it anyway?

>>78970820
PRETTY

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Naughty brit boys deserve _______

Had a dream where some sort of faceless amazon lady type character was absolutely fucking bouncing my bollocks off the backboard

>>78970820
>brown eyes
honestly she's not good enough for me

how would one acquire a steamroller anyway?
the ol' bollocks are hankering for a wankering and fallenting

>>78970842
>creepy maid café
oh just fuck off sheltered prude nesh underage weak idiot spacker gayboy shit fuk

just obliterated my oblongs

>>78970787
Punish me Mistress I want my balls to be slapped and stepped on.

bought a size 26 pair of jeans lads

meant to fit a size big so should be alri

>>78970842
yes if gf agrees
no if she doesnt
simple as

love are h3h3

>>78970894
not gonna lie absolutely ROARED while conjuring this post

you're not still in here are you lads haha we're literally all in here

>>78970382
>>78970382
>>78970382

>>78970842
>gf
>creepy maid café
>é
state of you

>>78970916
>my balls to be slapped and stepped on.
it will be extremely painful why you want that

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>>brown eyes
>honestly she's not good enough for me

Timmy.

wish i had a gf(male)

*moves to the actual thread*

>>78970998
Bender.

>>78970954
good post

mum and dad picked out the Japan accommodation

>4 months till the end of 2017
Still haven't had a girlfriend, still haven't put penis in vagina.

>>78971030
squourked

>>78971033
>still 28
>even closer to 29 aka 30 with every passing second
>still not achieved anything in my life
>still constant anxiety about life/appearence etc

going to marry a japanese AV star

I reckon all Australian poster are nonces with a penchant for homosexuality.

recommend here for osaka namba area tho
absolute weeb taste

https://www.booking.com/hotel/jp/onyado-nono-namba-natural-hot-spring.ja.html

WASP IN MY CAR LADS

bönde runts

>>78971056
do something about it

>>78971030
turtlepeng pls post new pic

>>78970973
It's not that painful, I slap my balls with my fist and ruler regularly and get used to it.

>>78971103
such as?

been trying to do something about it for 15 years

>turtlepeng
oh my days

>>78971126
hello jealous runt

>>78971119
get tall

Had a dream where I fucked various fictional porn stars

Only got through around 4 or 5 before I woke up and I'd managed to sleep for 12 hours

>>78971119
do a college/uni course with the aim of getting a better job?
join clubs or other things where meet regularly to expand your social network?

the only thing limiting you is your own mind

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>>78971126
you were saying?

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HMMM

>>78971114
>be Russian
>squat in track suit all day
>drink a gallon of vodka daily
>go home and slap balls with ruler

so whats your excuse for making such idle posts in a busy weekday's 11:30 AM?

or is it 12:30?

no idea if UK observes """""summer time"""""

>>78971093
had unironically picked out namba by chance already wahey

>>78971172
we NEED to go into libya and MOVE all these slaves to europe

poo very soon

time being relative is one of those things that really fucks with my head

>>78971215
me on the right

>>78971207
It's the next day over where you are.

there was a guy on /trans/ saying how he was suffering from psychosis because he did MDMA 3 times and coke 3 times

lmao

>>78971207
remember being fucked up on benzos once and hours were passing in what felt like a few minutes

>go to regular booking.com after clicking Japlad's link
>it's all in Japanese
AHHHHHHHHH

time for beddy byes

10 (you)s and i post a pic of myself

>>78971184
12:40

are you allowed to engage in sexual activity with the maids in maid cafes

I want to kiss Sue!

>>78971250
>clicking anything in brit ever

>>78971165
Already have a Masters didn't really change any job prospects.
Tried going to clubs but stuff like friday night magic is filled with such lame people that I'd rather not. Got to the point where I go out to nightclubs alone sometimes which can be interesting as u make new drunk acquaintances.

Problem is my own mind, I see myself and that person is not who I think/want to be in mind. there is complete disconnect between how i am presented physically and how i conceive of myself

>>78971245
probably predisposed or mentally ill in the first place. same reason you dont let crackpots take LSD

>>78971270
not if your mum and dad are there

>>78971250
hon hon hon

we live in an 11D universe
how does that work

>>78971270
think it depends

>>78971290
thought about counselling or therapy of some kind? dont bother with the NHS, it's shit. go private and get a good one.

>>78970871
other way 'round.

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good ed.

>>78971325
I did when I was younger but not anymore, think more about plastiic surgery but seems more a treatment for symptoms than the cause

>>78971291
prob self-diagnosed himself ffs lol

there would've been people in creamfields who'd have done mdma and coke 3 times this weekend alone

>>78971346
'e

Once walked around Wal Mart drunk as a skunk at 8:00 AM.

any /droppers/ in?
haven't dropped in a while so thinking of dropping a cheeky drop when I can

>>78971306
Well there are 3 dimensions and 3 times 4 is 11 if you take away 1

and 11 + 1 = 111, which is three 1s or 3 dimensions


this is maths in the 11th dimension

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>>78971306
*rolls*
you lift up the half-orc slavegirl's burlap skirt revealing a large throbbing erection

>>78971357
yeah, done my fair share of mandy abuse and it just made me feel like dogshit for a few days. getting psychosis from that is fucking jokes

>>78971270
well no
cafe is only for ordinary service

they call them "maid massage" or "maid replenishment" if they offer such a service

going out tonight
don't really want to

>>78971371
I've done this at Tesco but it was like 5am

BMI is 25 lads. Officially """overweight""". They didn't account for big lads like myself who lift though so it's bollocks.

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>going out tonight
>don't really want to

>>78971349
yeah, sounds like you have a lot of underlying issues you need to come to terms with and accept if you want to move forward in life. i'd definitely look into some sort of cognitive therapy or something.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_birthing_centres_for_foreign_workers
bit grim

nyeh

how do i achieve turtlekino

>>78971425
ohh big bear man x

>>78971250
he is NOT one of the lads.

>>78971401
what's the point then?

>>78971391
I attack with my wooden club

south korea is unironically one of my favourite countries

imagine being let go by imperialists, getting through a massive war, still being in a cold war to this day and up until the late 80's having an economy not much different from a backwater eastern euro country, and by 2017 being one of the wealthiest countries in the world

a proper 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' work ethic, love it

>>78971443
sure and I try to excerise, do CBT do meditation whatever but as of yet haven't made it "click" for me

>>78971056
>>78971443
better idea: kill yourself and the pain is gone

>>78971392
i've actually never abused it and follow the 3 month rule like a good goy.

what's it like to abuse?

>>78971425
mines 17.5

you in london?

>>78971420
drugs innit

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>a proper 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' work ethic

>>78971471
the point is only foreigners go akihabara's maid cafe these days

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>>78971391

>>78971497
got bored of that solution in the teens, the only thing more absurd than life is choosing to end it (having said that if there was a button i could press to erase my existence from the world I would press it in a heartbeat)

>>78971493
do you have a hobby or something you're passionate about (videogames dont count)? if not, maybe try some new things. challenge yourself. finding something you can put your energy into is really satisfying and great for mental health

>>78971493
your mum did some CBT on me

>>78971425
fat boy

>>78970787
who dis?

>>78971517
only have benzos

Eid Mubarak lads

>>78971557
evil things

>>78971401
Japlad, should I book an apartment in Osaka or is that weird?
the missus and I are engaged but not married, if that matters

need some meido delivery health

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Pick a European Identitarian girlfriend

post wikipedia pages of interesting individuals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traian_Herseni

>>78971545
I'm passionate about learning and spend a lot of my time reading or watching films and stuff. It's more a justification for the passing of time rather than joie de vivre tho. I really like dancing and music so I enjoy clubs quite a lot and are probably the environments i'm least self conscious in but still as I said i'm forced to go alone a lot as I don't have many friends

Want a lass to sit on my face.

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>>78971581
my gal viviana

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>joie de vivre

>>78971573
whats that? airbnb?

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Mum's uncle just liked me this

>>78971552
no idea

>>78971640
nah, booking.com
there's a load of them listed as "apartment" in Namba, got washing machines and that

>>78971656
get fucked then

>>78971672
teehee

>>78971510
Fuck off.

>>78971646
>jewsnews
NOICE

>>78971545
>videogames dont count
Ummm what sweaty?? Videogames is a hobby

>>78971510
rolls get progressively weaker to the point you lose most of the empathy and euphoria so they just feel empty and unsatisfying. also the hangover the following week gets worse and worse to the point you want to end yourself and your brain starts doing weird shit. not worth it.

stick to a month at least and you're usually cool

Not enjoying this "feeling tired" meme
can't even manage a wank

>>78971682
oh ok

>>78970861
i want tay tay to peg me and spit in my mouth

>>78971536
how is choosing to end it absurd?

WOW drake and Josh are back together and it's fucken amazing!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xwjoJkTc4mk

also remember this story bout a guy in me highschool, all the wogs (ppl of mediterrannean descent in australia are wogs, lebos and some middle easterners too) all went to a house to have a masturabtion session together (they were havin a bat togehter) and they were all fappin at a pc with each other like 5-6 guys is how the story goes. anyway this one guy called xander cums first but keeps on battin (apparently) n everyone else but 1 guy called sidlo cums so sidlo n xander r sittin next 2 each other battin away then xander goes (apparently) "OOH IM GONNA CUM A 2ND TIME" but he (it was sidlos house and sidlos computer)was keepinon battin and xander thinks hes gonna cum again so he stands up n goes "OOH IM CUMMIN AGAIN" and then he pisses all over sidlos computer then sidlo gets up n suddenly (xander was short and tubby like a ball) he gets a broom sidlos dad walks in and getsa broom and starts hittin this little tubby xander guy around and theres just piss and cum all over the place and sidlo was really angry about his computer haha

>>78971672
you hungary?
*dislocates your jaw with a swift right hook and shits down your throat*
not so hungary now

>>78971713
Much appreciated

>>78971734
nowt

>>78971729
choosing to move from a state of being to unbeing is inherently absurd

>>78971638
i heard lisa simpson saying raison d'etre in my head when i read it

Business idea: the nonce mong is a bender.

Simple as

>>78971781
you didn't explain you just restated

only hapas i pay attention to are Kiko Mizuhara and Miki Berenyi

>>78971665
well have never been to a such type of accommodation

osaka sure has some places you wouldnt want to go but namba is ok i think

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>>78971823
is she hapa

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaTeZA-Gj7s

so lads, the girl in this video has very nice hair. Hair which every guy will think wow, she's hot as fuck.

what hair do girls think is hot?

Just started raining lads

thoughts on anime?

>>78971838
Where can I go to get sucky sucky 5 dorra?

>>78971851
no it didnt
be quiet

>>78971858
for nonces

quest time

You are having a great time driving on the open road, and everything is going really well for you.

Do you...
>Keep driving

>>78971845
lmfao the fucking state of 190kg finding some bullshit reupload and not the official one
thicker than pig shit this one is

>>78971845
>song in spanish

>>78971851
RAIN IN SEPTEMBER IN THE BLOODY UK?!?!?!
Who would have thunk it?

>>78971883
pull over and shoot myself

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>190cm master race

>>78971869
in any ghetto your city got

>>78971853
>brazilian
>quite clearly have the st george's cross on their backs

Wallah Wallah Ya Habibi.....Honey Shahzadi.

can someone post the bollock busting collage pls

>>78971908
*puts my lips over your mouth and blows hard to reinflate your head and ties your lips into a knot*

>>78971883
yes

>>78971821
i mean if you know what absurd means then it follows implicitly. However illogical and nonsensical life is, choosing to end life (i.e. the withdrawal from a potentially logical and potentially sensical system (at least within human conception) is inherently absurd. In fact it is the only thing more absurd than living to begin with.

quick draw

might do a so called read of Labor and Monopoly Capital: The Degradation of Work in the Twentieth Century

>>78971900

whats the best thing about living in switzerland?

well the flags a big plus

going to play xcom 2 all day and there's nothing anyone can do about it

best of this meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaPFiVLYgnw

just found a random Facebook thread full of Africans discussing a Moldbug quote

very weird thing to see

>>78971930
ussshh show me you vegine auntie ;)))

>>78972005
giz a look

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Lmao he's finished

>>78972004
found this funny

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>>78971906
Oh, fuck! Jeremy Corbyn just walked out into the middle of the road. No time to hit the brakes. What are you going to do?

>Swerve
>Shout at Corbyn to get out of the road
>Drive head-on into Corbyn

>>78972025
grim

>>78972036
swerve

is this girls like money meme really true, I mean obviously it is for some but i've been "fortunate" my whole life (30 years old now) and i've never had a gf or a girl ask me to buy her stuff or anything

Joe: I'm having some Jewish friends for dinner tonight

Bill: you're going to need a bigger oven

speed paste has dried out nicely

time to get spun

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printer is broken so have to walk 2 miles and spend £5 to print a document

>>78972025
based

PHWOAR
CORR

>>78972062
younger girls don't
once they get in settle down mode they do

>>78972025
WTF I LOVE THIS GUY NOWWWWWWSJDXHJDYXHSJ

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>>78972061
You swerve at the last second and your car flips over. Corbyn is safe and sound, but you aren’t. Jeremy Corbyn drags your lifeless body out of the wreckage of your car.

“This person is dead!” shouts Jeremy Corbyn, alone on a stretch of single carriageway somewhere in the middle of the country, cradling your bloody corpse. “Well, I hope you don’t go to Hell, pal.”

>>78972063
I don't get it

>>78972093
when is that? obviously as I said i'm 30 so a lot of my friends are settling down and some have been since their late teens/early 20s

>>78972036
Run over him
Put car in reverse
Run over him again

>>78972025
BASED BLACK MAN
SHADILAY
PRAISE KEK!!!!

>>78972028
Thanks lad I enjoyed it too.

need bird niggers out of business

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>>78972106
But you do. You’re in Hell now.

>Fuck

>>78972025
Never been in a relationship so I really can't say.

>>78972070
>use miles in everyday life
>have the hide to call us desert yanks

>>78972115
maybe you're just shit otherwise

have never had a gf

>>78972025
>be me
>post similar pictures about womyn
>reee fuck off virgin
>this guy does it
>haha omg he talks what we all feel
>what a legend lmaoo

ignored

>>78972106

>>>/qst/

>>78972013
the file's name was WAAY wrong, I deleted the file because of that. It was this
https://yandex.ru/images/search?cbir_id=810241%2FY6kKo4NJTqa3Ch6HiU8vvQ&ncrnd=0.619803974122181&rpt=imageview&from=

>>78972134
that's not on mate

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>>78972141
“Hell is where people go when they are bad like me,” says a little boy behind you. “It is bad.”

Do you say...
>Why are you in hell?
>How do I get out of here?

I'm not replying to the nonce.

what's wrong with women valuing money? should they be committing to ""men"" who can't guarantee food and shelter? sounds like natural selection to me

what does shadilay mean

abort
retry
fail

>>78972154
come home aus man

>>78972194
alri women lad

in my experience, most slags only care whether or not you have a car

>>78972193
well done you figured out how to stop it

>>78972106
*accepts Jesus Christ in my heart at the last minute

>>78972154
we use a mix of both

please be nicer to me

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>>78972025
this is why ancient greek wise men sticked to other men

>>78972171

kek

Business Idea: Government enforced anarchy

>>78972192
why are you in hell

>>78972160
definitely am just if 90% of women just want money then surely i can provide that for some of them lol

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Have you prayed to your saviour WalkGod yet today?

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>>78972254
“I stole some plums.”

>That seems pretty harsh
>You deserve to be in hell for that

scientific theory: walkgod is phimolad

>>78972291
based walkie

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south asian/white is literally the best mix prove me wrong

>>78972295
at least he got to smash it 2bh

just get over it and move on

Lads if you had to be born a different race what would you pick??

https://sociofreak.com/haji-mastan-wiki-death-wife-kids-house-photos/
Interesting

>>78972306
tayguevara is that mix

she's utterly grim

>>78972322
martian

>>78972306
proof: white men have to have mental problems to find south asians attractive. these mental problems are then passed onto the halfcaste

>>78972322
irish

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>>78972343
>>78972359

what about zayn malik

>>78972322
if i could be one of those strong jawed, high cheekbone, 6 foot asians then yes i'd choose asian

>>78972317
t. virgin

Alri lads

>>78972322
BASED BLACK MAN

>>78972322
french

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>ihatewomen12.jpg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYAhEX9Yfy8

Pacific islander would be cool desu. They're big fuckers, almost as big as Scandinavians

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>tfw earthling

>>78972408
only virgins get mad about women though.

being an adult and moving on is what normal people do.

I'm tall, severely underweight and dress like a tomboy yet I've always been the one to break off relationships or ignore the girl haha

certainly wouldnt call myself a chad

>>78972446
they're mostly obese

>>78972477
Just lift bro

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I'm covering my ears like a kid
When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
I'm turning up the volume when you speak
'Cause if my heart can't stop it,
I'll find a way to block it, I go
La la, la la la la la na na na na na
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,
I'll find a way to block it, I go
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na

he's posting off topic shite so just report him, and obviously don't respond you thickos

>>78972489
>dating a spastic

should count as spousal abuse

How do I become an enthusiastic person?

>>78972536
give yourself brain damage

>>78972536
take speed

>>78972461
>dress like a tomboy
it's just called dressing when you're a bloke you mong

*gives you a brain damage*

>>78972536
find some cuckio memes to have a sensible chuckle at

>>78970787
do you use jodel in bongland?

cant even be arsed trying to learn a skill or a hobby anymore cos i know i wont stick with it for more than a week

>>78972567
well not really mate

i meant feminine iterations of mens clothes, like saint laurent

>>78972322
black, tall dark and handsome like idris elba or Anthony joshua

>>78972583
I don't think so

>>78972589
link

>>78972586
>be arsed
now what does that mean? first time I'm hearing this

>>78972621

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/6wgmcz/4_years_of_treating_her_like_a_queen_and_this_is/

>>78972557
Sometimes I feel like I'm a 'better person' when I find some Ritalin

Just robbed a trailerload of stuff from work, it was my day off and went in during the lunch break when nobody was looking kekekekekeke

>>78972591
girls can be tomboys you weirdo, not lads

Do you eat eggs every morning?

>>78972626
to put effort in
can't be bothered means the same thing

i am not here to listen the reason why you hate women and being solo currently

>>78972634
it can make you more productive and motivated as long as you dont abuse it

easier said than done though :^)

egg

Love tomboy girls as long as they're short, skinny and white; simple as

>>78972658
i like mine with a kiss

>>78972669
>solo

*single

>>78972632
i love how they just lay it on instead of being supportive
>You are a literal cuck. She is swallowing him whole, drinking his cum, letting him fuck raw, letting him creampie, pull her hair, while he gets the pleasure of doing so as a reward for physically beating you up. He probably laughs while remembering beating you up, right as he is about the bust too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dechristianization_of_France_during_the_French_Revolution
love this

>>78972709
>letting him fuck raw
does that mean without a condom?

>>78972709
kek i was thinking the same thing, like it's being upvoted is it a self hate subreddit or something

>>78972742
yes

>>78972745
>>78972745
>>78972745
>>78972745
>>78972745
>>78972745

women are like dogs. you dont get mad if a dog eats a steak thats right under their nose because its their nature. same reason you shouldnt get mad at women for cheating and other nonsense. they are highly emotional and instinctual.

just accept it and let go of your anger

>>78972705
thank doc

>>78972742
yea

>>78972656
LIKE a tomboy you thick fucking twat

if i said i dressed like a bloke I'd be lying, saying tomboy implied it was feminine iterations of mens clothes, like a tomboy wears, just walk off the edge of a multistory

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>>78971967
I'm akshully in the middle of practising some drawing already desu

>>78972632
I fucking hate shit like this, their ingratitude is sickening and in a just society it would be unacceptable

>>78972857
Don't blame women for being women. It's the cuck's fault for being her lapdog for 4 years and being a victim during school when he was bullied.

>>78972857
for some reason i think the girl wasn't very glad having that guy around for 4 years

>>78971306
3+1 dimensions is space time
What we see is a curled up cross section of a Calabi Yau manifold.

Imagine being an ant standing on a hose. You only see one dimension, you don't know that there's any depth and you can only see in a straight line. If an ant decides to turn and move, it sees that the world is actually two dimensions, and that the second dimension is actually curled around it. In reality, the ant lives in a 3d world but it has no way to move in 3 dimensions, or rather, has no way to tell that it is actually moving in the third dimension.

The thing about the other dimensions is that we can't even "see" them, where "see" just means make any measurements/detect anything in the other dimensions. Currently, some theorists claim that the other dimensions could only be a millimeter big.