/brit/

on the speed

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I found the new logo of Surrey C.C.C.

*wanks to thought of your gf/crush*
what you gonna do about it?

>>78968929
guess they are engineers after all

reckon hurricane harvey is going to be as bad as katrina in terms of social breakdown?

NHS is a joke. Privatise the whole thing today, now.

The world would be a better place without straight white males.

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>memory's so bad, already forgot what i had for breakfast

What do you eat for dindins lads?

Monday: Sausages, mash, gravy and leftover grub
Tuesday: Microwave Pasta
Wednesday: Salty toast Sandwich or jacket potato
Thursday: Takeaway (Curry and chips)
Friday: Chip day! so for most chips, salt and gravy (its a tradition)

I love being white

>>78968948
Bottle of vodka?

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>>78968929
europe is dying and there is literally nothing you can do about it
>tfw you realise the bad guys have the most powerful militaries on earth
>tfw you realise gaddafi was the good guy
>tfw you realise you're on the evil side

>>78968929
*illegal immigrants.webm*

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>>78968970

>>78968976
how was school today champ

>>78968969
>routine
Do you enjoy living like that?

>>78968969
Monday: pizza at Bella Italia
Tuesday: teriyaki salmon on stir fried veg
Wednesday: omelette
Thursday: vegetable chilli
Friday: not sure, something with tuna

>>78968969
i normally skip dinner
im fat enough as it is

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>>78968970
no, that's too many calories, can make you fat!

been on a 1400 calorie deficit for the past week

gonna ruin it by having a Burger King with milkshake

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>>78968980
Human beings*

>>78969023
A fat Aussie! That doesn't make any sense.

>>78968988
how was the neet life today champ

>>78968969
monday: thai food with mates
tuesday: pasta
wednesday: indian with family
thursday: different pasta
friday: not sure maybe fish

on the monero bandwagon

gonna be rich lads

How do I stop hating white people?

poo

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>78969057
19th C.
like I care.
>78968969
>"""people""" actually live like this

Why are all the lads in the other thread against CANZUK? We all share the same monarch anyway.

>>78968969
think ive eaten lamb every day for the last two weeks

She looks clean for a European. Most of you look like trash in a subtle way. Like better than others but you have been bathing in garbage. Heterosexual are repulsed by you. You smell like s*** and your mother is a disgusting stench of her own. Your father tells you never to come back and he slaps your mother brutally to make sure that she never makes a piece of trash like you again.

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>>78969130

>>78969151
>monarch
Irrelevant and doubt we will after the Queen dies

Stop LARPing

>>78969151
why are you against going back to plebbit? you're from there anyway

>>78969117
Best coin to mine rn

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>>78969175
I'm African.

just realised that the pakis are gonna be out in full force when the queen dies

>>78969078
why not?

>>78969210
W H E R E A R E T H E C H E B S

>>78969186
>>78969191


Literally the only people who don't want CANZUK are non CANZUK nation foreigner fags. Objectively CANZUK is beneficial to all member nations.

>>78969151
monarchs are completely different entities but they just so happen to be filled by the same person

also, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand don't want a bunch of chavs moving to their countries

>>78969220
big willy will show them what for

>>78969241
and I don't want a bunch of Australian wooden necklace guitar runts moving to 'the big city'

suppose canzuk is bad for everyone involved desu

dick smith is a true patriot and an absolute hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm5OhwwUmq8

>>78969238
Literally >>>/reddit/

australia-uk relations are our best asset, the more twinks leaving their single mums for australia the merrier

>>78969241

>Implying chavs have the intelligence or money to be able to move that long distance away.

an apple for brekkie
vegetable croquette for lunch
dinner yet

Virgin trains blocks 4chan on their wifi bit annoying

canzuk would be great if instead of having freedom of movement it just made it easier for people that can contribute something of value to move. Not just anymong.

>>78969274
Why does she look like that?
Hate Asians that act white

>canzuk happens
>all the pakis move here because of the better living standards
eat shit cunt

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>>78969312
Do you like white girls?

>>78969274
don't understand why Asian lads orbit this slag

if this was a white girl who said the same shit about white lads then she'd be thrown in the gutter by most of them

>>78969151
It would be amazing for British people but shit for the others. They know this! It's not going to happen.
People can move to these other countries if they have skills/talent/family.

>>78969330
Only in a sexual way

>>78969343
>>>/reddit/

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>>78969337
white "MEN" won't even stop pakis raping their children so I think you're talking shit there mate

*stands against hate*

>>78969337
elaborate pls i don't know who that is

>>78969337
whats she said about asian lads

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>people that think the rich/corporations shouldn't pay more taxes

>>78969313

>canzuk happens
>all the abos move here because of the better living stand.

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>>78969384
Lily Lay Mac said she would only date white men because she wants a mixed baby.

>>78969330
don't like her face shape or how pale her legs are

>>78968931
Don't give a shit. In a fact come over we can have a walking sesh together

imagine obsessing over a plastic Filipino girl lads hahahaha

>wind blowing so hard it's knocking patio furniture over
>torrential rain coming down like Noah's ark
>everything suddenly smells like a swamp
Lads, I think Harvey has reached Kentucky.

>>78969408
>mixed
hapa*

>>78969427
blimey

>>78969358
Eh?

always knew katie price was a shit mum but I can't believe she managed to let him loose long enough for him to get to America

Crazy person
>if i could press a button that would instantly blow my brain out but at the same time kill a million people i would gladly do it
Racist
>if i could press a button that would instantly blow my brain out but at the same time kill a million brown people i would gladly do it

>>78969456
>when you're so 'dit you can only assume it's what you're saying that means you should go back to 'dit
how do you think I get you every time? stop fucking posting like you're on 'dit

>>78969403
If they have to pay even more they normally have the sense to move their money.

>>78969427
Keep calm
and fry more chicken.

>>78969487
do thailad

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shit thread

sage

>>78969408
but she looks half-caste herself which means her baby will be mixed no matter what

>>78969471
let who get to america?

>>78969493
>>>/homo/

>coming out at uni
is this a good idea or no?
I dont want my parents to find out

>>78969403
>>78969495
I feel like if the "average" person actually knew how much tax even most people making 100k+ etc are legally avoiding there would be proper riotsq

>>78969525
dont care

>>78969525
gays prefer a closet case

>>78969025
her name is anzu

>>78969525
the better idea would be to not announce to the world that you're turning a fetish into a personality

>>78969493
I'll fucking post whatever I want.

*unsheathes machete*

>>78969534
how am i supposed to get a bf?

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>>78969518
Missing half a shilling, boy?

>>78969541
hello nigger

>>78969535
is it

>>78969536
kek

>>78969536
zing

>>78969408
>>78969515
>Lily May Mac is a part Filipino, part Australian model who lives in Sydney
so as i said

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>>78969549
I guess so

>>78968969
what about weekends?

right nostril is a little sore and bloody

may have to switch to my good one

Any Icelandic in?

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>>78969564
So she wants her kid to be even whiter?

>>78969575
>sore and bloody
Rookie

alright just switched to the good one lads

android or ios?

>>78969603
they're pretty much the same

>>78969553
*splits you*

>>78969603
North Korea.

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>>78969555
I meant yuzu

>>78969603
ios if you value your privacy

>>78968969
Monday: Pasta
Tuesday: Pizza
Wednesday:Salad
Thursday: Curry
Friday: Steak
Saturday: Chinese
Sunday: Roast

you do use red star os, yes?

>>78969638
good post

her new pics are a bit crap though. the eye contacts make her look a bit weird

>>78969592
clever girl

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Why is the British broadcasting company trying to blackwash British history so much?

Every historical series or historical educational video is full of blacks

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503346185636.webm

"35 dudes just burnt, man. Post toasty to the bitter, you dig?"
vietnam was crazy lmao

>>78969640
hmmm gotta buy ipad then

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>>78969640

>iOS
>If you value your privacy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78969057
*scary subhuman shitskins
nice try libtard

>>78969642
Nobody cares what you fucking hate for din dins you brainlet

>>78969676
Hate seeing black men die for the white man's country smgdmfh

>>78969687
apple dont comply with the pigs

if you get arrested with an android they'll get everything

>>78969694
just as well because that was a lie

keeping in touch with my old relatives cos i cba to get a job

>>78969676
Mental

>>78969664
then youre not a real fan
die

keeping in touch with my willy (by literally touching it)

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>>78969707
That whole FBI thing was such a performance piece.

>chinese
this isn't a meal
chinese people eat lots of different things

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>>78969688
>taking his post as being genuinely liberal
>and increasing the edginess by degrees

>>78969743
i just want to nail her m8

>>78969751
<alert> <alert> an autist has been spotted <alert> <alert?

>>78969772
haha you fucked it up

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>>78969751
but it's typically this

Worried about cleaning products now apparently they're making us gay

imagine being so underclass you genuinely have to consider what would happen "if you get arrested"

>>78969758
fuk of di

unironically had girls say they want to have "beautiful mixed race children" with me because I myself am mixed

>>78969756
fuck I got trolled good huh
to be fair libshits actually do think those things are human though

>>78969805
calm down pls :/

>>78969784
>noodles
hmm no

>>78969810
FONT

>>78969810
hello nigger

>>78969815
they are human silly!

>>78969819
>A Nature article claimed the oldest evidence of noodle consumption was from 4,000 years ago in China.[5] In 2005, a team of archaeologists working in the People's Republic of China reported finding an earthenware bowl that contained foxtail millet and broomcorn millet[6] noodles at the Lajia archaeological site, arguably hailing from the late neolithic period

>The earliest written record of noodles is found in a book dated to the Eastern Han period (25–220).[5] Noodles, often made from wheat dough, became a staple food for people of the Han Dynasty (206 BCE – 220 CE).[9] During the Tang Dynasty, the noodles were first cut into strips, and in the Yuan Dynasty the making of dried noodles began.

>Wheat noodles in Japan (udon) were adapted from a Chinese recipe by a Buddhist monk as early as the 9th century.[citation needed] Reshteh noodles were eaten by the people of Persia by the 13th century. Innovations continued, as for example, noodles made from buckwheat (naengmyeon) were developed in the Joseon Dynasty of Korea (1392–1897). Ramen noodles, based on Chinese noodles, became popular in Japan by 1900.

>A bowl of spicy beef noodles. Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando and first marketed in Japan in 1958.[10] According to Ando's method, a bundle of fresh noodles is flash-fried, which dries them out and provides for a long shelf life.

brainlet

>>78969839
not a nigger try again sweaty xxx

>>78969828
I would never successfully be able to get with them because I' too much of an abnormie

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>>78969816
i said DIE

wish i had low enough standards to date an asian girl so i could piss off asian men

Why should a man get triggered when an unknown woman of his same race dates and fucks a man from another race again?

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>>78969865
need those plump lips around my dick aaaaaah

>>78969903
it proves your race is lesser than

>>78969852
where does it say that noodles are the most common food in china? It's rice lad, you're right about the wok though, most chinese dishes are thinly sliced meats and veg all cooked in the same pan. But there's lots of other chinese foods, like dumplings
>A bowl of spicy beef noodles
me btfo

>>78969962
lol

>>78969917
>>78969865
>>78969962
so much uncanny valley

survey lads
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/8WXW2CS

>>78969917
>>78969962
its like looking at a child

>>78969697
that guy isnt black
hes white

>>78970019
no

>>78970019
kinda the point

>>78970039
yeah huh

swansea?

>call somebody a leftie commie cuck
>get called an alt right retard
why do they get so mad lol

>>78970051
shes 23 with a fully developed rack

>>78970018
i said no but answered the 2nd question anyway

leftie commie cuck

>>78970054
yeah mate, sea fulla swans
fucking mental innit
just swans everywhere, can't move for 'em

>>78970054
shit gimmick fuck off

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>>78970019
no it doesn't

>>78970048
no it isn't

>>78970051
she doesn't, you're wrong

>>78970039
yes
>>78970048
paul 'nce

>>78970032
I'm biracial and I Identify as black

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>>78970063
*24

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>>78970084
phenomenal post

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sue poster is a guaranteed fucking nonce, she looks about 12

probably one of these lot

>>78969962
can someone please photoshop a big black willy please, ta x

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>>78970081
dumb nigel

no different to the anime nonces who go "she might look 11 but she's like a vampire or something so she's actually 302 so I'm not a nonce yeah"
fucking nonces

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My fish is a good boy
He always comes to see me when I get home

>>78970131
>gif
fuck off

>scandanavia isn't a country
Literally had no idea they were all separate.

Opinion:
the opinion that if you are born with a dick youre a man and if you are a born with a vagina you're a woman, "simple as that", is one of THE MOST reddit opinions it is possible to have

its got that lazy confidence and circlejerk reaffirmation that defines a reddit opinion to a tee

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morning

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>“Values between 50°F (10°C) and 80°F (27°C) are not indicated.”
>62°
>Partly Cloudy
Feels Like 62°
>H 65° / L 46°
>UV Index 4 of 10
Well what's the fucking purpose of even having a map?!

Regularly see black men with their mixed children here but never see black women+white men with their mixed children. Something fishy going on lads

>>78970108
i don't understand proudly displaying it

>>78970150
>complains about reddit whilst posting in the 4chan equivalent of a sub
lmao'ing at you lad

>>78970108
what the fuck is a MAP? molestor and proud?

>>78970194
White men can't tame black women

>>78970163
It's afternoon you lazy neet

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Band_Ja_Naimon!

hmm
so what do you think of japanese obsession with ABO blood type?

>>78970213
google says "Minor Attracted Person"

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latest pic from 1min 30seconds ago

why dont we just move some mountains from nz and put them here

it'll look nice

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m e
o n
t h e
r i g h t

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>see a guy with hair like this
What think?

>>78970213
Minor Attracted Person

>>78970210
don't reply to teenposting, they thrive on attention. summer is nearly over though, stay strong.

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>>78970225
urm actually i sent that at 11:57am sweaty :) x

>>78970236
want her to revert her latest style if possible

>>78970226
do you like banmon

>>78970236
and this is WITH 10 layers of makeup
what a mistake of a race

>>78970194
I've seen it often enough, but guys with white dads and black mums are usually the "posh arrogant lightskin" types with perfectly clean dreads in gold napkin rings, glasses, and a university degree.

>>78970213
Minor attracted person. American cultural imperialism at its worst.

>>78970226
isn't O pretty rare among asians?

honestly surprised that bad has a wikipedia 2bh

>>78970265
why

Fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT4lDU-QLUY

>>78970249
i pity the fool for how much of a bitch that must be during and after a shower

LITERALLY only children on holiday refer to "summer", "summer posters" or "summer posting".

Its been confirmed by Moot that there is no rise in posters during the summer, and the only people who are even aware of when children have holidays from school are schoolchildren themselves

>>78970284
why

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>>78970302
think she looked more qt before

>>78970319
dunno just found it here >>78969893

The capitalist restaurant is run to benefit its owners. The communist restaurant is run to benefit its customers. But which has better food?

got called a minger in primark

>>78970331
when she was younger? big surprise

whats the point of this general

whats the point of any general

>>78970311
You wouldn't think he's bent

>>78970348
its a make up and style issue only

>>78970357
a substitute for real life friends

>>78970314
>Moot
What?

just spaffed on my ipad

>>78969274
>>78969365
>>78969408
She doesn't even look Asian wtf

>>78970357
why not

>>78970357
We get bullied for being a caliphate so we hide in here.

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>>78970331
correct opinion im not a fan of short hair on girls but i like her unconditionally

>>78970357
whats the point of life :^)

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>>78970314
>quoting Moot
that's 6 months in the Juve Cubes summerfag

>>78970370
i don't know what's acceptable in black culture or not
it all looks stupid to me

>>78970339
there are "communist" restraunts in china and africa that sell great food

>>78970267
well I came to know it today actually

>>78970300
for japanese, AB is only rare one

How is r/unitedkingdom so fucking bad? It's worse than the average subreddit. It's not even remotely even handed or reasonable like some subs are. What is it about British redditors that makes them worse than others?

>>78970339
the Authoritarian one where the head chef has absolute dictatorial control over all aspects of the business.

>>78970381
she's a flip who got surgery to look more white

>>78970372
normal people don't consider putting make up on kids

>>78970339
Trick question, the capitalist restaurant is the only one serving food, everyone else is starving.

>>78970396
literal fucking nonce bastard

there is literally no reason for generals to exist
every single fucking thread on here is a general

You're walking in the streets of New York in the late 1890's. You see a guy with a weird machine you never saw before. Maybe that "camera" thing people were talking about recently. You'll live your life, have children, get old, finally you'll die in 1950. You'll never know 3 millions of people from every part of the planet will observe you in 2017, soooo many decades after your death and your children's, thank's to a technology you are totally unable to imagine right now. You keep walking and forget that weird man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQR-HKzESsM

>>78970230
>“Who to follow”
Aaah yess, the well reputed geniality of Silicon Valley (!)

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made an angry post lads
feel a bit bad

>>>/wsg/1854983

>>78970455
she's probably older than you pal

>>78970236
>redbull

>>78970467
yeah haha spot on mate
*turns around and walks away*

>>78970431
redditors are already stripped all sentiment and pretense of self beyond consumption, even worse for britons considering these people probably grew up in environments so detached from what it means to be British that they are little more than neuters with yank tier pop-culture imprinted on them as a flimsy shell

>>78970492
24? the average age here is like 19

>>78970525
grim
t. 25

>>78970463
wrong

>>78970498
*grabs you by the shoulder and turns you back around*
oi fucking cunt don't walk away when i'm talkin to you

>>78970463
keep complaining lad im sure it'll revolutionise the board like the 1000s of whingers before you

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>>78970525
so stop your slander

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>>78970534
>black women
>latinas

>not hideous and bloated before 30

>>78970552
janitor please deal with this nonce post-haste

>>78970539
*spunks from the first physical contact I've had in years*

who is this nonce bait jap bint that keeps getting posted? she looks no older than 12

you'd get heemed around near me if you held hands with her down the street

hmmm is this yuzu girl hapa?

New Asus Zenbook arriving next week lads.
What are you lads waiting for in the mail ?

>>78970463
imagine i was wanting to talk to native english speakers online, id have no where to go on the international board, but with generals i can go to cum or brit

>>78970568
*milks the rest of it from your dick*
run along now faggot

>>78970598
mousepad and mouse

>>78970590
ye half filipino

>>78970559
Grotesquely out of shape yes, but no wrinkles. Cumskins btfo

>>78970598
pentobarbitone

>>78970591
yes this isn't noncebait at all

stop fucking actionposting literal reddit in here

*actionposts*

if jesus came back he'd be a refugee

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>>78970590
do you know if moe amatsuka is hapa

>>78970648
well, if he existed

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そう、母親がフィリピン人です

*heems every nonce in sight*

WHY would you orbit asian girls? just be tall and not ugly and white and you could find an attractive one by making tinder

>>78970609
One of those custom mousepads ?also what mouse you getting ?

*actionposts*
heh

>>78970614
i knew it

quite like the short hair look to be honest

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>well, if he existed

>>78970664
wheRE have you been

*holds up baguette*

*suddenly decides to be tall*
ah, don't know why i didn't do this before

>>78970683
woofter

ridiculous amazon doesn't deliver on weekends in this day and age

>>78970683
bit* gay

*actually very

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pengland

>>78970382
>>78970382
>>78970382

NEW

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is she HAPA or JAPA

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>>78970695
moron

>>78970693
finishing the last few days of toil I had before moving

will move to Tokyo on the 18th

>>78970694
*salutes back*

>>78970382
>>78970382
>>78970382

we're all in here lads

>>78970382
>>78970382
>>78970382

>>78970756
>>78970783
can we not

actual brit

>>78970787
>>78970787
>>78970787
>>78970787

>>78970791
just do it cunt

>>78970772
ahhh i see
getting increasingly more and more and more and more jealous every time you mention this

>Be me
>Typical geezer, nothing special
>Mum's had a few boyfriends but she's alright
>One day letter drops through door
>AUSTRALIAN GET OUT
>Must be some misunderstanding
>Go to the Home Office to clear up the mistake
>They hook me up to a machine and ask me questions about emus and rugby
>Don't know why but the questions enrage me
>Tell the man doing the test to stop coming the raw prawn or I'll do my nana
>King hit him and call him a dog cunt
>Takes three of them to restrain me, put me on the next flight to Sydney sedated with a bottle of Bundaberg Rum