>sharing borders with other countries Holy fuck do you cunts

the chinks don't need borders, just planes :^)

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>his country doesn't greet the queen of england dressed like this

ARE YOU CUNTS EVEN TRYING?

Hi Australia

>>78967853
absolute mad cunt lmao

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>his country doesn't participate in the democratic process dressed like this
m8

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I think that's just a rumour, nobody would ACTUALLY be that fucking stupid

>>78967940
where's the freedom sausage

>no borders
>still filled with immigrants

>>78967853
during one ashes tour the queen met the australian team and dennis lillee stuck out his hand and just went "g'day mate" to her
the poms were absolutely livid about how he was """disrespecting""" her

>>78967957
always right by the exit

>>78967980
MAD CUNT
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>>78967980
whinging poms btfo

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>>78967853
THE FUCKING ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>78967853
you can tell she's craving the Big Aussie Cock

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>>78967980
apologise

>>78967980
He also asked her for her autograph the mad dog. She politely declined but later sent him a signed portrait because's she's a sweet old darl.

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>>78967980
god damn it feels good to be australian

We share a border with Germany... you see how unlucky we are.

At least thanks god, only 3 of our counties touches that country of far left and warmonging barbarians.

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>his country is waterlocked

>>78968810
>trip over
>fall into another country
horrifying

>>78969069
>trip over
>get eaten

>>78969069
This actually happened to me once.

>>78967825
Don't we share maritime border?

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>>78967853
>>78967980

>maritime
Australia is still ace.

>>78967853
>queen of england

FUCK AUSTRALIA!

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>>78967825

>>78967825
>lolsing to big birds

>>78967853
Is that Paul Hogan?

>>78967957
Ironically not free. Cheeky buggers

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>>78967853
This is why i love Australia

>>78967825
I went to school in Australia (Parramatta High 1993). I distinctively remember telling to my incredulous classmates that I can see Singapore from my hometown in Johor. They were even more amazed that we could drive across to another country.

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>Australian inventions