>good morning bae, you want some pancakes?

this post is funny because a black girl would make fun of you to no fucking end if she heard you speaking dutch

>NIGGA YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD LMAO WHAT IS THIS LANGUAGE LMAO DEAD ASS

>>78965858
Pannekoek was one of the best social philosophers of the 20th century. Really a shame he isn't better-known.

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>>78965858
>good morning bae, you want some eggs?

>tfw no black bf

>lock myself in my room or bathroom
>pick up phone
>dial 911
>wait for the police to arrive to throw this nigger into jail
Jesus fuck, I don't want shitskins in my house.

>>78965875
That's not true actually, my neighbours are Surinamese and their first language is Dutch.

>>78965911
black americans, ie the only relevant black people in the world

>>78965858
No pls nigger

>>78965875
have you never heard of Aruba or Suriname the entire nation of South Africa

>>78965899
black breakfast?

>>78965910
then get out

>>78965858
>>78965899
What are you doing in my house?

>>78965858
>bae
Who would've thought it's 2014

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>monkeys on my house
Great.

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>>78965858
>>78965899
idk which to smash tbqhrn fellas