l-lewd edition
/fug/
Good morning.
>>78958149
Cute
>>78958170
benis
>>78958278
Morning
>>78958330
>>78958330
Any plans for today lad ?
>>78958554
I've got class in a hour or so, might go make some lunch in a little bit
Yourself?
How lewd?
>>78958350
>>78958149
Mega qt
Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooy1ELQfzC4
Raid and pillage they said. It'll be fun they said.
Where's the guy from Dunedin? I'm here now
>>78960679
He's probably asleep, that lazy bastared
>>78960916
tfw not on steam so I can't tell you about my nomadic adventures
i wish i wish i was a kiwi
>>78960942
Unfortunately I'm in the middle of class right now
Turkay? More like TURGAY
>pillaging for loot
>the guys I was raiding decide to join my "empire"
wtf
SHIT
>>78961440
They probably just don't want to be raided
hey all
>>78961789
Shoo.
>>78961820
no, I like posting here
>>78961789
Heyo
>>78961975
hey there qt
>"A young man – he must have been a Lithuanian – with rolled-up sleeves was armed with an iron crowbar. He dragged out one man at a time from the group and struck him with the crowbar with one or more blows on the back of his head. Within three quarters of an hour he had beaten to death the entire group of forty-five to fifty people in this way. The young man put the crowbar to one side, fetched an accordion and went and stood on the mountain of corpses and played the Lithuanian national anthem. I was informed by bystanders that this was the Lithuanian national anthem. After each man had been killed they began to clap and when the national anthem started up they joined in singing and clapping. In the front row there were women with small children in their arms who stayed there right until the end of the whole proceedings."
Bravo Lithuania
>>78962137
Hey cutie, did you have a nice nap?
>>78962655
I decided not to have a nap because I'm worried that I'll fuck my sleep schedule again. I've just been in bed watching stuff
>>78962717
Sounds nice and comfy
>>78962717
braaaaaaaaaap
>>78962806
it's less nice when you are barely alive while doing
>>78962806
It is. bf went to sleep after about an hour tho
>>78962855
>>78962855
Aw, cute
You could try hold his hand while he's asleep
>>78963124
well he had his arm under me so I couldn't hold it
I snuggled up to him tho
gay gay gay gay gay gay
IM NOT LAZY!
I WANT OUT OF THIS ANIME HELL
>>78963208
sheepy sheepy sheepy
Did I miss anything lads?
>>78963260
me declaring my undying love for you
I'm not doing it again
>>78963168
Wow, that's so cute
>>78963187
yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>78963200
Have you just gotten up?
My wife Chino is so cute
>>78963279
m-maybe
I actually woke up a couple hours ago but my bed was just so warm and comfy that I had another nap for a couple hours.
Are you finished today?
>>78963296
Yes she certainty is
>>78963306
I woke up around 7 but stayed in bed till 11 so I can't scold you too much and nope I'm not finished yet, still got one lab left to go
>>78958116
Why do fags always post two girls kissing or cuddling? Is it because they know they're a tragedy?
>>78963359
Drop the Sento and no one gets hurt.
>>78963279
I guess so
I want to secede from this gay thread, all youse do is post anime and I don't like it!
>>78963364
Because /y/ doesn't post enough qt boys. It's mostly just porn
>>78963359
>so I can't scold you too much
oh.. that's too bad
>>78963412
Where do you think you are right now?
>>78963439
>not going on /cm/
>>78963453
>splatoon
>dream daddy
I think I'll just stick to /u/ and /c/ for reactions thanks
>>78963412
Anime website
>>78963374
*drops the Sento*
>>78963446
You want to be scolded?
>>78963478
/u/ is unironically my favourite board
>>78963446
>>78963491
I hate kiwis
>>78963518
some of it is really cute. Except for the overwatch threads
>>78963530
t-thanks
>>78963518
m-maybe
It makes me think you care
>>78963530
Don't we all?
>>78963535
That's western artists are generally terrible
>not using safebooru/gelbooru for pics
sample because its original is too big for 4chan btw
btw it's kind of funny that petting in russian (the english word written by cyrillic) means a kind of different thing than in english, it means petting unambiguously in the sexual way
>>78963535
Yeah I find any western threads kinda weird and out if place
>>78963573
Of course I care, I just don't want to be hypocritical
>>78963612
That would be "heavy petting"
>>78963614
oh ok
That's fine then
>>78963612
I use safebooru/gelbooru if I'm looking for something in particular, but the majority of images I've saved are just from threads on 4chan
>>78963573
>>78963614
yeah, I don't really like the western art there
>>78963697
That's because Tumblr art styles are objectively awful
>>78963716
me as nazoomi
>>78963478
>>78963612
>>78963676
I just made this
>>78963647
like heavy lifting?
>>78963697
I've got a bunch of filters that remove stuff about overwatch, disney, and a couple of other things
>>78963756
That's wrong, the final one should be getting all your art off Twitter
>>78963768
n-no
It's just a way to distinguish petting a pet from foreplay.
I think I'm going to buy some handcuffs
>>78963756
but I do get my stuff from pixiv..
>>78963839
l-lewd
>>78963875
pixiv has a much weaker tag system than the western *boorus
>>78963902
But you will also find stuff not on the booru archives
>>78963917
true that, if you want a rare picture pixiv is better
Cold af here lads
>>78963942
same tb h
>>78963942
It's a bit chilly desu
We should all huddle together to preserve body heat...
>>78963902
I just go through the top pics and find artists I like to follow.
Yes hello.
i have arrived
>>78964042
begone thot
Traveling alone can be depressing sometimes
>alone in a dorm again
I just want to hang out with someone
>>78964046
apologise
>>78964050
What are you doing traveling around?
>>78964050
I would hang out with you but I don't know what we would do...
>>78964065
no
>>78963983
I second this
>>78964042
Thank god you're here
>>78964079
Are you thinking of having gaysex with him?
>>78964076
Just checking out different places until I find something I really like
>>78964079
What do you usually do? I'll buy you a coffee
>>78964104
I genuinely wasn't this time around, I wouldn't have gay sex with someone I don't know.
>>78964126
Where abouts are you from?
Are you a Kiwi just going around the country or are you a foreigner?
>>78964126
>What do you usually do
Usually I sit in my tiny room and post here...
>>78964139
I'm from Germany, here on a working holiday visa
>>78964140
You need to get out a bit, maybe it will help cure the gayness
>>78964167
Oh you're German?
Last year I got drunk with a bunch of German backpackers at a party and they were a bunch of cool dudes.
I was worried you were French or something.
We could go to a pub, or maybe just some drinks in my flats living room or something.
>>78964167
>I'm from Germany
Ah okay cool, there is heaps of Germans on work holiday here, how long have been here and where have you been?
>>78964202
>french
They never talk to anyone except other french people. Pub sounds good m8, haven't been out in a while
>>78964208
About 3 weeks now, I started in wellington and then took the ferry to picton, then made my way down to Christchurch, spent the last week in Queenstown and now I'm in Dunedin
FUCKING FROGS
>>78958116
I hate australians so fucking much
>>78964257
>>78964309
I like Czech people... do you hate us as well?
>>78964309
me to, them and the Fr*nch
>>78964333
them cunts too
H-ha ha school
>>78964563
underage b&
>>78964563
I think school is really cool
It's a lot of fun
Because every day we learn and we play
School is number one
This is my wife Illya, say something nice about her
Hello
>>78964696
Super qt
Lads, how do I get a Lithuanian gf?
>>78964696
She's a bit of a slut
>>78964720
Work at a suicide hotline
>>78964696
you mean MY wife Illya
>>78964717
Hello.
>>78964729
No, I certainly did NOT
>>78964729
>>78964766
You're both wrong, she's my wife
If dubs illya is canonically my wife
>>78964780
You can have Kuro, Illya belongs to me.
>>78964807
On second thought you can have Illya, Miyu is now my wife
>>78964832
Ok, it's settled then.
>wanting lolis
not sure if pedo or lesbian
>>78964852
>not wanting lolis
what are you gay?
>>78964852
What if I'm both?
Just got out of my Pajamas for the first time today.
>>78965096
what the fuck is wrong with her eye?!
>>78965109
There's nothing wrong with her! Stop being so rude
>>78965096
Lazy bones.
>>78965159
I'm actually really hungry as I haven't eaten yet.
I was thinking about getting some Fish n Chips...
Thoughts?
>>78965182
It's Friday, go treat yourself to some fish n chips, might get some myself actually.
>>78965096
Were they cute pajamas?
>>78965182
I just had dominos for dinner
>>78965182
eat this
*unzips penis*
>>78965200
I think I might do just that!
I'm going to be extra naughty and get myself a deep fried banana whilst I'm there.
>>78965215
Not as cute as my old ones, but I had to throw them away.
>>78965226
y-your penis has a zipper?
Holy fuck it's cold outside
Since when normies adopted Pepe memes REEEEE
>>78965253
>y-your penis has a zipper?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_subincision most likely
i wonder if abos revive that custom if they use zippers
>>78965591
Maybe if you stayed in your pajamas it wouldn't be so bad
Fuck, my Internet's shit tonight
>>78965734
Going outside at night only wearing pajamas?
That sounds very lewd
>>78965755
Gotta get dat UFB
Someone is playing a bagpipe, what's going on here?
>>78965844
Where are you?
It's probably a busker
>>78965864
Dunedin, I can see him now
>>78965942
probably just some local pub party
In Christchurch here I had my neighbours randomly blowing bagpipe at 10pm in response to our roosters screaming their lungs out at 6am
>>78966189
>raising cocks
I feel discontent lads
>>78966490
Why?
>>78966490
What's wrong, boo boo?
>>78966526
>>78966532
I feel tired and that I completely wasted today.
I think I might be getting a headache as well, and now that my break is almost over I'm starting to stress over school work again.
Wake me up inside
>>78966577
Sounds like you need to relax.. maybe some meditation, therapy, or weed.
>>78966655
I think I might go for a night walk, the cold should clear my head a bit.
Love globalism
Love multiculturalism
Love people of colour
Love open borders
Love feminsism
Love women
Love tolerance
Love communism
Love liberalism
Love muslims
Love buddhists
Love hindus
Love jains
Love atheists
Love jews
Love homesexuals
Love transgender people
Love gender-fluid people
Love furries
Love bronies
Love anime fans
Love gamers
Love cuckoldry
Love cuck porn
Love promiscuity
Love sex outside of marriage
Love miscegnation
Love blow-jobs
Love anal
Love pedophilia
Love necrophilia
Love zoophilia
Love BDSM
Love incest
Love feet
Love intercrural se
Love drowning
Love free healthcare
Love drag-queens
Love crossdressing
Love drug use
Love weed
Love rap
Love punching nazis
Love love
>>78966577
When do you start back?
>>78966818
On the Monday, I literally only get 5 days break.
And I spent most of it asleep.
I don't know why I'm complaining so much tonight.
Done with ceremony omw to campus now
Still the tallest man in school
>>78966859
Oh...
>>78967065
Sorry... I didn't want to ruin the Friday night mode.
>>78967164
Come have a beer with me lad
>>78967377
Fuck it why not, where you at lad?
What's for dinner lads ?
>>78967389
Staying in a place in filleul street, do you know a good pub?
I spent most of my day watching a Romanian & a Russian camgirl battle for #1 in August.
>>78967475
I'll be honest I don't go to many pubs, but I haven't been to the cook since they reopened and that place is supposed to be a classic, or maybe we can go to a place in the octagon.
It's times like these I wish I knew stuff about the city I lived in
>>78967619
I don't know where the cook is so I suggest we meet at the octagon
>>78967694
Yea sure that seems fine, but the octagon is a pretty big place.
>>78967748
Alright then, tell me where you want to meet, I can give you my phone number as well
>>78967841
None of this would be a problem if I had a working phone lol, here's what I'll do, you are staying at hostel on the corner of Filleul Street right? so I'll walk there from here (like 15 minutes walk) and meet you in front of the hostel.
How does that sound? Not exactly German efficiency but should be fine.
>>78967748
>>78967841
Are you two going to have the sex
>>78967923
Stop suggesting this...
>>78967933
LITTLE
WHITE
COCKS
>>78967921
Sounds good, I'm wearing a red jacket and beanie
>>78968016
lewd
>>78968028
Ok sweet, I'll leave now.
It actually will probably be ~20minutes now that I check google maps.
>>78967923
Yes, I'll find us some girls (female)
>>78968050
>female
Ew
>>78958116
tfw no irl anime gf
WHY LIVE LADS
>>78968077
iktfm
>>78968089
What are you doing now desu?
>>78968284
bored and watching random vids on utube
>>78967418
I had deviled sausages and mashed taters.
>>78968299
Better than me, I'm skimming through doujins while watching Spongebob
>battle of grunwald
>>78968343
I just saw something for it while playing Total War desu.
Anyway you guys did pretty good didn' ya?
at the club lads
>>78968428
It's cranking mate.
Tell them old girls to settle down.
>>78968299
Holy Fugg I'm breathing so heavy right now.
>>78968376
Lithuanians pretty much did everything in the battle while the """""""""polish"""""""" king was standing on the hill like a pussy and doing nothing our grand duke was actually in the battle commanding his men
go and tell this everyone in /polska/
>>78967482
>camgirl battle
>>78968542
I'll do my best senpai!
Good morning.
>>78968596
Morning lad.
>>78968596
Good morning.
Wizard... I see those posts
Do you lads like the new youtube layout ?
>>78968651
>>78968669
Don't look!
>>78968671
Looks like shit. But I'll probably get used to it eventually.
>>78968671
Not really.
>>78968671
piece of filthy crap, I hope it is not permanent
>>78968671
Looks just like before for me
>>78968739
Only one of those is mine.
>>78968752
>t. wants to become a girl
>>78968767
I was going to post that, I'm just too slow.
>>78968767
Not mine. I don't live in Tallinn.
>>78968797
Yup you live in Tartu
>>78968797
well this means that literally every estonian poster here is gay lol
>>78968853
You should get a backup friend to entertain you while the russian is doing normie things instead of doing this.
>>78968967
he is here though
>>78968967
He's talking to his Russian mate in another thread, they just can't stay away from each other.
>>78969073
Oh.
>>78969082
Yeah, they are very very close.
>>78969221
AND it's in ANOTHER gayposting thread, I'm getting a bit suspicious as why they're always in them sorts of threads.
Fuck dinner was alright lads
Club has a cooking comp on, teams draw a letter and pick a country that starts with a letter, state school staff drew O and obviously picked Oman
Absolutely great curry, fantastic attention to detail, pine nuts dates and finely chopped onions on the rice, curries were tops too
Alcohol sale is prohibited all over Lithuania today. On a friday.
>>78969286
Oops repeated myself
Have hit the rumbos pretty hard
Like that faggot cunt's comic about the corn chips and salsa dilemma, get a can of dry with my rum, takes 3-4 more rums to finish the can of dry
>>78969286
Fuck that sounds nice, I haven't had a good curry in yonks.
>Single-handedly made every estonian gay
hmm
Hey balts, could anyone explain to me who is this Lithuanian and Russian who seem to ERP in the bully thread made towards Estonians?
>>78969547
They're bbfs.
Don't mind that old school vibe that souths cultivate but fuck they play like shit
>>78969570
*bffs
fug :DDDD
>>78969547
They're gay lovers.
>>78969570
>>78969650
So they're lovers?
it appears my superiority has caused some controversy
>>78969658
Yeah.
They talk here, on steam and any other thread they're on.
really like this thread because of all the anime
>>78969704
Well here is a bit of weird but otherwise, cute I guess.
They seem happy about it.
>>78969722
Yeah, it's pretty cute how they've found love on 4chan.
Wales is the team choice next week at the Winton club, got wesh rarebit and cawl for dinner, reckon I'll book in then too
>>78969722
Do not believe them, she's a girl, like, for real
>>78969883
stop posting lies you psycho...
>>78969798
Maybe.
>>78969883
A girl? But why would a girl be in a site like this?
>>78969919
But i have that photo...
>>78969958
4chan is mainstream now...
>>78969958
do not believe his lies I am not a girl
>>78970010
And I am not in that photo
>>78970023
I will not, but still cute that you guys are a couple. Odd couple :)
>>78969985
Yes, give me more attention, I need it.
>>78970023
Yes, you
sad and in a medical mask, like Japs
>>78970049
We are not
We hate homos here in my city
>>78970223
Cute Rei...
no not me
nope lies
>>78970255
Yes, you
Love, just adore ananas pizza with ketchup 2bh
>>78970052
okay
got a big shit brewing but I still have one drink left in my can of dry
>>78970475
Thanks.
>>78970323
no stop lying
no I hate it
>>78971274
...
People like that don't exist. Do you even put mayo everywhere?
>>78970255
Lewd Hifumi
>>78971595
she doesn't look calm
?
No I barley use mayo you dumb baka
I have products I want to sell. eBay and gumtree are no good.
What alternatives are there?
>>78971645
She does...
Wow, I thought euros eat french fries with it
>>78971741
no she doesn't ...
maybe only western europeans cause they are retarded lol
thoughts on theoretical physics?
>>78971822
TOO HARD
Boy, she gonna do this
>>78971959
wow she is acting like a retard lol...
no its very "easy"
do what?
>>78971995
No, you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkNvv9NNHgM
You know, that thing
>>78972067
lol cute
yes she is
what thing????
>>78971707
Please respond.
>>78971707
Have you tried a local market in your area ?
>>78972333
are you retarded? do you not know what aliexpress is?
>>78972342
No. Good point!
>>78972356
I want to sell in Australia. Not to Americans and Russians.
no brains meme
amazon
some brains meme
aliexpress
a lot of brains meme
skelbiu dot lt
this is the truth
Lads I made it home without being raped.
>>78973563
Are you disappointed?
>>78973563
How was your night?
>>78973586
He wasn't a bf(female) so no.
>>78973596
It was alright, had a couple beers and then I started ranting about our awful public transport system and the Chinese.
It seems when I get drunk I always get political.
>>78973632
>gets drunk and starts ranting about the Chinese
Sounds like my dad.
>>78973563
are you disappointed?
>>78973693
Felt weird because It's the first time I've drunk alcohol this year.
I guess I needed to get some xenophobia out for a couple hours.
>>78973632
>He wasn't a bf(female) so no.
Gay.
>>78973740
Not having sex with a bf(male) is gay?
You sure have some weird principles wizard.
grr, sometimes i hate how total commander messes file names
I know that there is egyptian behind estonian flag
Just gonna let him know him that I've started to recognize his posting style
>>78973734
This year?
Gee whiz that's a while, the years on its arse end.
It's good to let these things out.
>>78973871
What can I say? I'm a party animal.
I've never been much of a drinker, and now that I don't live in a hall my drinking circumstances are basically zero.
white worshiping chinaman here. no racism allowed.
>>78974110
>chinaman here
I KNEW IT
GET BACK IN THE BOAT!
>>78973865
It's good that we have you to keep an eye on things.
>>78973871
>tfw last time I got drunk was 5 yeas ago
>>78974173