/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

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hallo lads

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Since we talked about ancestry

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>>78957638

RIP old europe

theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SbVk1i-RI

>>78957638
surely you could have picked something better for germany
very unnecessary

>>78957742
Good riddance
I dont like it when the Krauts are mean :(

>>78957777
t. beady eyed anglo
nice quads btw

>>78957777
Checked
It's the new face of Frau Merkel's Deutschland.

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Post tasty Brit nosh you wish your frog and kraut mates could enjoy

Starting with this nectar from heaven

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>>78957715
>did WWI
WE FINALLY KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
>>78957777
I recommend Willy II

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>>78957888
Damn, my Great Grandpa is von Hotzendorf

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>>78957778
The French were the meanies to Germans basically from the Middle Ages to Napoleon
Please look at the issues from the proper world-historical perspective my froggy friend

>>78957778
Krauts were only mean because France was mean to the Krauts over a little bit of land which France had little historical claim to.

Should have just split it between the two countries and avoided all the autism imo, then could have focussed on greater prizes such as china or america.

>>78957862
works great with ready brek

>>78957862
Is that a dead lion being eaten by flies?

>>78957968
To be fair, the HRE was practically asking to be bullied

>>78957888
How does one make these?

>>78958011
Phoning relatives, mspaint and time
Dont have the template though

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grandma gave me my granddads war journal as well as a collection of his letters lads

talks about him getting torpedoed by a U-boat in the med and his experiences as a POW in north africa

oui oui madame i would like to stick my baguette in your vagin

>>78958050
I-i dont have MS paint

>>78958002
the swiss should have been bullied more, i wish Burgundy had won

>>78958084
oi slag, wanna shag? safe

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Why do French/Franks pretend to be Roman, when they're Germanic?

>>78958066
All i have is a photo of the flight mascot, a little puppy in a flight boot. Looks really cute tbqh.
He was a bomber wing commander.

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>>78958115
>i dont have MS paint

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>>78958127

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>>78957862
kino chocolate. would make wonker proud.

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>>78958176

>>78958160
Because most french people are a mix of franks and roman

>>78958160
If my understanding is correct the French are romanized Gauls with a little Germanic on the edges

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CHOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwovoqb6TuQ

>>78958226
Love the jelly bits, love the little smarties, very unsure about the so-called "popping candy"

>>78958226
shit I just realized walmart hasn't sold willy wonka chocolate in years
They had some dope flavors

>>78958241
how is that possible? are you a dumb phoneposter?

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Who was right ?

>>78958011
MS paint with the template which I sadly don't have
I can only go so far back on the one side because my uncle on that side does the research as a hobby

>>78958305
CUT
THE
TALL
TREES

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Reminder to laugh at Italians

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ANOTHER CHOOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9V-zUlrhEE

>>78958302
No, i currently have an apple computer.
It was a birthday present from the 'rents a few years ago and i could hardly say "no i want a different one" because that would be rude, and am just a student so not going to buy myself a new one rn.

>>78958403
Celts and Germanics are the only true Europeans

>>78958403
>Have you ever been to southern France ?
Wel all look spanish and italian

>>78958293
>dope
FOY


I remember getting that chocolate in the airport or something when i visited america like 7-8 years ago. Was alright.

>>78958462
they sold it in tescos around the time of charlie and the chocolate factory

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>>78957970
>little historical claim to

donald_trump_saying_wrong.gif

>>78958347
could have put more detail if you know more tbqh

Why dont you live in east germany btw?

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Why does the Saxon hate trees?

>>78958506
Actually not 7-8 years, more like 9-10 years now i think about it, time flies.
Yeah, remember when they sold scooby snacks in supermarkets?

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>/fug/ is just frence and the uk

>>78958522
>Gaul

The Borders of Charlemagne are the only valid ones imo

>>78958522
So most of the Flemish people are just Gauls wjo started talking Frankish ?

>>78958529
>Why dont you live in east germany btw?
Why should I?
None of my family live there, the ones who lived in the east all lived where Poland is now, and the last one to do so fled from Stolp close to the end of WWII

>>78958555
Because there are now 60 million of us on this little island instead of the 2-3 milion there were 1000 years ago.

>>78958579
the Germans are just shy, lets not make them feel unwelcomed :)

>>78958592
Because autism.Also just move to ot buy a hose in poland where you should have lived were it not for gommunists.

Its what i would do

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>>78958522
>distorting history this hard

>>78958583
You understimate their perfidy

>>78958581
So we can basically invade Benelux, Switzerland, Germany and N.Italy?

>>78958642
>Schwabian empire
Disgusting

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>>78958403
Disgusting germanocuck.

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German CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fici8LcK5so

>>78958645
No because that is his whole empire, not the three regions he designated to be after his death

>>78958642
>Paris Maultasch
höhö

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>>78958703
If it's his, then it's ours.

I decided so.

>>78958682
I guess the printing press and Kepler's laws are part of the Germanic crimes against European civilization?

>>78958682
Bad vibes out !

>>78958628
I want to visit the places where my ancestors lived, but I see literally no reason to live there
I could also go live in Iran, but why the fuck would I do that?

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>>78958642
wtf am I looking at

>>78958642
Is this some advanced and obscure german meme that i am unaware of?

>>78958738
Well it didnt end well last time did it? (though it was close)

>>78958772
>last time

We're already planning a new...liberation :^)

>>78958758
idk , are you a 'slim? Iran has some nice scenery tho

>>78958772
it ended well enough, the revolution survived and its ideals even spread to other cunts

>>78958746
No.

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>Splitting the empire between all the sons

Shit law

>>78958788
Unfortunately liberations are more needed at home, no point getting new land when your countrymen have a worse hold on their own.


>>78958806
It wasnt about the revolution (although it was for a few years but that was a weird weird time and nobody really liked it), it was about french imperialism.
The french revolution ended with Napoleon, or even a bit before napoleon.

>>78958852
good law, more fair and it was too big for one man to manage very well

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Whats your level

>>78958804
Nah, I have no problems with Muslims (the non salafist/sane ones) though and I really like the country, but I can only imagine visiting it, not living there

>>78958915
Green Teaboo I guess

>>78958915
Hating nazis was never a thing for us, they were all always just germans. No.3 should be about trafalgar / fighting napoelon

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>>78958915
It's hard to go beyond lvl 1 when 2 and 3 are directed against your own country

>>78958974
"Napoleon was the Hitler of the 19th century" or some shit ?

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>>78958772
no, just the truth

>>78958915
>being a teaboo
why

>>78958852
>The virgin primogéniture
inherit power, only if you are the first son, no need to conquer the power
>The chad salic law
Only the strong will rule the empire, conquer your power, struggle to maintain order, fight to death with your brother, prove you are the strongest

>>78958938
I was going to cross through but my (half) jewish friend cant go

>>78959000
up to you, youre french so...

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Searching for other ones like that, does anyone have some ?

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>>78959005

I cant find anything about stoll and this map, just things about nazi moon base and aliens

>>78959122
>I was going to cross through but my (half) jewish friend cant go
That sucks
Also sucks that if I ever go there I'll automatically be banned from entering Israel

>>78959129
My direct ancestor helped lead the Jacobite rebellion

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>>78959129

>>78959054
Sounds good, but there wasn't any empire left to rule after splitting

>>78957638
>stereotypical frenchman
>stereotypical brit
>negro

kek

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>>78959273

>>78959197
Cant you just keep two passports so they dont see a stamp, also israel doesnt care if you have been to iran, although the reverse....

>>78959287
>tfw this is now how I see brits

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>>78959301
>Cant you just keep two passports so they dont see a stamp
I have no idea desu

>>78959296
>super rebel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcP8oHW8fjg

>>78959273
>>78959296
I'm Ronald Incarnate, and Mega Ultra Deluxe Rebel.

>>78959296
i think you get to stage 4 before or at the same time as you get to stage 3


4 should be : "Slavery is good for blacks"

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>>78959329

>>78959273
>tfw Americaboo but can't even reach the Regular Burger level

Is it because Vietnam is now 'kinda' americanized, it has McDonalds, Coca Cola and shit...?

>>78959355
I hope there's a French one of those

>>78959355
IRON GUARD
R
O
N

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>>78959329
>tfw unironically Tankie Lite because I can't hate Stalin because he killed a shiton of commies

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>>78959353
You're right, I just quickly grabbed these off /his/ for the Frenchie who asked
>>78959374
>Is it because Vietnam is now 'kinda' americanized, it has McDonalds, Coca Cola and shit...?
Nah, it's just Ameriboos who can't accept that Vietnam was a shitshow where they failed
>>78959393
I saw one with Napoleon and Ouiaboos, but I don't think I have it saved

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>>78959425
Communists arent human

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>>78959456
This one isn't great either cause the last one isn't really extreme enough

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>>78959494

>>78959191
Stoll doesn't directly have to do with the map, he's just a good lad.
The map is just great for countering delusion with even greater delusion tb h.

love germans. shame that so many brits hate them tho.

>>78959393
I saw one where the level 4 was "The Terror was an act of self defense"

>>78959619
aaaaaaaand that's what I can't reach level 4

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>>78959643
Why ? Are you a mon*rchist ?

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>>78959619
>>78959643

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>>78959692
Of course, you r*publicuck subhumans

I am a monarchist

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>>78959736

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>>78959771
Non

>>78959619
Will Vendée ever recover ?

>>78959846
VENDÉE WILL RISE AGAIN

>>78959736
Good lad


>>78959771
the guillotine is indiscriminate

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>>78959736
MONARCHISTS UNITE

>>78960168
Thats a big gorget

>>78959597
same

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gondola

>>78960206
for you

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>>78960287

i'm absolutely hank marvin

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>>78960408

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>>78960401
They should become a fashion accessory again tbqh imo

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Found another one

>>78960576
Comfy. Is that a memorial of the holohoax religion?

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>>78960651
Yeah

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goodnight everyone

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>>78961325
Night la

>>78960281
>implying we care about you

>>78960281
The opposite it true.

>>78962100
is*

>>78962100
We have good reason to detest them tbqhwyl

>>78959597
I thought you guys don't hate us except for old people and a few racists.

Love Jews
Love Frenchies
Love Anglos
Hate Germans
Hate Muslims
Hate Yanks

>>78964936

I rekcon it's more a hate for your politics than for you as a people

t. Brit

>>78965066
Ok

Good morning fug

>>78966467
Morning lad

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>>78965025
>Love Jews
Pathetic mindless drone

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pic is me, be nice please

>>78967685
MODS

>>78967685
fucking based

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pic is me, be nice please

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necrobumping

Good morning lads.