/brit/

cocaine and caviar

Would like to know why yanks think Y is a vowel.

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>it is illegal to drink this in canada
can't

business idea: petition the local government to construct expensive infrastructure projects in the hope that they do their own research into it and decide that all we need is a few more buses

new comedy night game on steam lads, would give it a 10/10

staying in >>78953420 until it's pruned

Yet to decide between killing myself before 60 or aiming for the big 100

>>78956593
The fuck are you talking about?

new comedy night game on steam lads, it's a real winner

>>78956621
Go long life. I'm thinking if I strike it rich they might be able to keep me going indefinitely.

engaging in a shit

>>78956593
been thinking of getting some trappist brews from amazon since i don't know anywhere nearby that does them

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You stumble across a time portal that allows you to travel back to wartime London. Do you

A) use your knowledge of the future to travel back and forth making investments and creating inventions and companies that will allow you to create an unimaginably powerful and wealthy empire for yourself and your descendants, sleeping with the great beauties of history. Princess Grace, Audrey Hepburn, all yours for the taking.

B) use your powers for good, taking back vaccines for preventable diseases and farming and irrigation techniques that save billions of lives and prevent untold suffering. The whole world advances much quicker thanks to the progress you gift it.

C) shack up with the first passably attractive but married barmaid you meet, impressing her with your ability to get chocolate and stockings, settling down into a life of proletarian mediocrity.

Why was Gary Sparrow such a rorke?

>>78956256
needs to be redone to a westminster system, as in not an arch

cocaine
speed
mdma
lsd
2c-b
dmt

>>78956650
leaf last thread said 10% beer gets banned in some provinces

new comedy night game on steam lads, it's a modern classic

>>78956679
>he doesn't have multiple good beer shops nearby

what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat

the wheelchair

>>78956684
Anyone who doesn't pick A is a either too stupid to think of doing those things or a liar.

>>78956739
actually in the so-called beer capital but i think this village is just a little dead

poo in my bum but inside my bum is all big so it won't come out

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>non-albertans have to go to a government-owned store to buy liquor

>>78956750
Poor spurdo

new comedy night game on steam lads, it's exceedingly good

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anime

>>78956769
>so-called beer capital
???

>>78956684
A if I can also improve the economic future on the world by doting on Post Keynesians with my cash.

wahey i found it
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
vote
vote
vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13251628

>>78956684
to be fair that chin could take at least two of my punches

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>>78956785
think you mean gondola

war of the chosen is out lads. classic

>>78956592
why cry? Eat a freedom fry!

>>78956810
ale i should say (no not sheffield)

>>78956809
what are these anime slags doing

new comedy night game on steam lads, it really is bang for your buck

>>78956772
dig it out with a stick

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>>78956701
Quebec master province doesn't have anglo retarded laws

Business idea: A Blue Oyster Cult mashup with Judas Priest called "Don't Fear the Ripper"

>>78956778
absolutely bizarre desu

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>>78956863
yeah it's a right laugh

So I hear you guys are Germany's bitch. Prove me wrong, or just accept it?

>>78956853
well go on then where is this so-called ale capital

>>78956899
*farts on your face*

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harold wilson on the beach

>>78956856
hugging

>>78956701
never heard this before

>>78956899
You're israel's bitch, and we created israel.

You're our child's bitch.

imagine being such a terribly yank poster you think @78956899 is a good post

baffling really

>>78956871
Yes you do. Your government literally has a monopoly on alcohol sales.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Société_des_alcools_du_Québec

>>78956921
Exactly what I thought. Can't wait to see what the """""""United"""""""" Kingdom looks like 3 years down the line after the flop that is Brexit

>>78956825
I don't think that many people browse /brit/

was probably mongs with dynamic ips voting twice a few times

>>78956975
*farts even louder*

ahem

*clears throat*

FOY

found the subreddit 4 u
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaybros/

>>78956995
rofl

>>78956995
ahaha good one lad

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>>78956871
good pic

>>78956911
home of thornbridge my man

>>78957013
lmfao

yanks might have free speech but at least we can drink and shag at a younger age than them

NEED a mirror of run-run-cold-out

>>78956957
>isreals's bitch
>check our GDP
>it's massively higher than Isreals
>check isreals location
>they are wedged between a bunch of people who hate them
Really sounds like we are the bitch lad. I wish the UK educated their citizens

>>78956995
comedy gold LEL

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>>78956995

>>78956995
absolutely bantered

>>78957049
i think thailad still has all the videos, we should ask him to share them if he gets out on parole

>>78956995
I can smell that from here you absolute ROTTER haha

>>78956995
>tying to win in a farting contest with an American
Beyond sad lad, no surprise there

>>78957037
under what circumstance could you believe that's the ale capital of the uk?

tadcaster alone is more relevant

And let ev'ry man drink off his full glass;
We'll drink and be jolly and drown melancholy

>>78957054
>they are wedged between a bunch of people who hate them
that's not exclusive to israel

>>78957078
Did something actually happen to him?

>>78956995
looooooool

burgerfats on pooicide watch

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>september already

seems like yesterday it only became 2017

oh well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>78957107
thanks for keeping the new threads in step ref

>>78956699
Point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzCyApAtXJA

>>78957114
Sorry, I don't talk to anyone whose GDP isn't in the top 5

>>78957131
five mins early chap

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>>78957168
list the drugs you've done

hate scotland
hate the scottish
simple as

>>78957183
leave the fly out of this x

>>78957104
won several camra awards and has a shitload of breweries everywhere
not sure if there's much of a hyped reputation but i always see beers from the region wherever i visit on holiday or whatever

>>78957124
he was locked up the other week after taking that busload of kiddies

Clement Attlee - Brody
Winston Churchill - Rorke
Anthony Eden - Rasheed
Harold Macmillan - Brody
Sir Alec Douglas-Home - Rorke
Harold Wilson [1964-1970] - Brorke
Edward Heath - Rasheed
Harold Wilson [1974-6] - Brody
James Callaghan - Rorke
Margaret Thatcher - Rasheed
John Major - Brody
Tony Blair - Rasheed
Gordon Brown - JUST
David Cameron - Rasheed
Theresa May - Rasheed

listening to the smiths
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0

>>78957131
August....

>>78957184
...he said, disproving his point even as he made it

>>78957193
these shops are getting very high quality

impressive stuff desu

>>78957186
>>78957215
oh
my clock is ahead it seems

>>78956701
Never heard of that. I can get 10% in ontario.

2 minutes lads

are you ready for september?

>>78957193
Weed
Coke
MDMA
LSD
ket
A lot of different benzos

>>78957216
kek
in his home country he is seen as intellectual

*WALKS IN*
aLRI LADS

>>78957266
WAHEY MATE COME HAVE A DRINK

>>78957193
>being coherent enough to remember and list that info.
No. I couldn't even if I wanted.

>>78957227
whoever does them is a fucking genius

creases me up to no end

just found out all yank comedy shows are Jewish made

was wondering why it was so immature and awful

>>78957279
ALRI LAD WHAT'S EVERYONE UP TO?

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>september

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>already September

September lads

>>78957266
Get the beans or what?

did a benzo withdrawal after abusing xanax for a month. wasn't fun

>>78957333
the gfs

>>78957294
what drove you to that conclusion? are you some kind of crazy conspiracy theorist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n43fM2wdu5A

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>september

>>78957336
wHAT BEANS? X

new comedy night game on steam lafs, make it your first purchase of september

>>78957341
>month
Ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjiVbaA1-sc

>>78957362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FtIzrYkyPQ
me

>>78957311
>>78957324
woah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ter0p_iyIxk

>>78957208
mate tadcaster is home to both the best and second best selling ales in the world (john smith's and tetley's), more breweries than you can shake a stick at (previous two, plus sam smith's, coors, formerly bass, and heineken)

this is is just tadcaster mind you, extend it to yorkshire as a region and it's unrivaled

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>>78957227
>>78957293
me

>>78957393
yeah was pretty mild compared to long time users, but i was doing stupidly high doses and still had a lot of shitty withdrawal symptoms for a couple of weeks. didnt sleep for 3 days, hallucinations and tremors. benzos are fucking evil.

>>78957384
Pills you tit!

Fun new Jewish comedy on Netflix called Disjointed lads.

Fat woman who smokes weed, entire show is about weed, her mixed race son, race jokes throughout, etc

mong

gong

>>78957440
HAVEN'T GOT ANY LAD X
ALSO SMOKED ALL MY WEED

hong

>>78957444
Are there fart and pussy jokes?

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>>78957311
>>78957324
>>78957325

Oh, it's a long, long while from May to December
But the days grow short when you reach September
When the autumn weather turns the leaves to flame
One hasn't got time for the waiting game

Oh, the days dwindle down to a precious few
September, November
And these few precious days I'll spend with you
These precious days I'll spend with you

>>78957444
my dad says it's a bit weird
"mental" in his own words

>>78957408
Exquisite post. Ululating. You have my commendations.

just watched a dunkey video about comedy night due to viral marketers in the thread

>>78957431
Thankfully you didn't get a seizure and die. Funny to think they are class C. Evil like you say.

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>study history
>realise the neo liberals were right

I think if I was writing for the simpsons, I'd take the piss and have an episode where bart becomes a tranny

>>78957481
What about the enema then? Please tell us you remembered the enema?

>>78957539
yeah i went CT as well, which makes it even more dangerous. bought some diazepam to taper, but thankfully the symptoms have subsided now. never touching them again outside of occasional stim comedowns

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>>78957573
ah yes

>>78957419
well done on having a few choice brews that sell well but per capita sheffield is one of the few places to outpace us on actual breweries per capita
looking around similar lists i can't seem to find tad on those

>>78957525
it means a lot that a man with a green name would say that to me

>>78956825
Phone poster here. I voted anime.

>>78957573
Day of the rake is coming soon

>>78957551
>Partying via looking at screens
HARDCORE

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a94_1504197166

>>78957633
i'm doing that right now 2bh

>>78957617
Really hoping the face on this one isn't hideous

>>78957532
youre an ugly bastard!

>>78957609
>sheffield
well there you go lad, as i was saying

unrivaled

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Puma concolor coryi

you arrive in brazil
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e5_1504169499

>>78957601
Good you stopped before you got sucked in more. A full blown benzo addiction/dependency would be hell.

It's September, yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZAh4xCU6No

>>78957679
sheffield aint tad
and if you're using the entire yorkshire+humber region then no shit you'll have more brews than a single city

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very risqué cossie

>>78956981
it was mostly accurate the first week it was posted, ~110 votes, 45% rorke, then radcen, then leftypol. about a month ago someone reposted it and kept resetting their IP to vote rorke (you could see him vote every 2 minutes or so)

happy September lads

it's my birthday this month

>>78957617
peng

>>78957744
the implication

she got mad and lost her head
oh st helens

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>>78957751
Happy early Birthday

September. The seventh month (hence the "sept").

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winter has arrived

>>78957788
sept = 7
ember = ember

>>78957751
mine too

Realisation: "Répondez s'il vous plaît" literally means "pls respond"

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Listening to some Sam Harris lads

Listening to Brian Eno and David Byrne

>>78957751
Same lad

>>78957818
woah

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>>78957749
>he got this closely invested in the results of a strawpoll

gentiles are mentally ill

>>78957811
sept=7
oct=8
nov=9
dec=10

>julius caesar: "fuck that, name a month after me and shoehorn it in the best time of the year ie. summer"
>augustus caesar: "same"

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finnish bois

>>78957841
i am not concerned with what the results are, only that they are reasonably accurate

rorke: rasheed wants to immigrate to my country because he HATES white people and wants to KILL us all
rasheed: i want to immigrate to rorke's country because i'm too lazy to fix my own country

>>78957738
more than any region lad

literally

un
rivaled

the original 10 month calendar made no sense

>>78957857
>summer
>best time of the year
Could you be any more of a normie?

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>>78957860
Fucking hell, traps and trannies are gross. What would your mother think if she knew you were posting this horrible stuff online?

Who /republicancalendar/ here?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Republican_Calendar

>>78957908
These are the ultimate chads we're talking about.

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>>78957896
>>78957899
>>78957902

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>>78957910
its cute

>>78957905
tell me more

https://youtu.be/z-rzaRMAToc?t=117

can't help but feel this is a tim byrne reference

Feelin' fine.

>>78957953
why the fuck would a 300 day year fit into an orbital period of 365 days?

>>78957969
Sex is on my mind

>>78957829
was listening to them earlier

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>get spots all over my face still
>shave and get cuts everywhere

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*enters the thread*

>>78957960
wonder if he still lurks here

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>>78957946
Liking effeminate, scrawny, and sickly Scandinavian boys dressing in their sister's clothing and wearing a wig is NOT cute.

>>78957976
they couldn't be bothered counting winter

Thinking of her
What's her/his name \brit/ ?

lied to the coworkers and said I watch game of thrones. this will end up like that episode of Frasier when he did that

Off now lads night x

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>>78958048
Sydney

>>78957997
>the beard could've hidden the spots
>instead, opt for bloody scars

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>>78958012
i know you love it anon

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for me it is the international fixed calendar, the best calendar

>>78957960
Reviewbrah is losing the plot!

i'm not a ratchet but i bang a lot

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would say that simpsons is shit before season 5 but kamp krusty is one of my favourite episodes

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>>78957998
>camera looks back up and he's even closer

>>78958048
kate

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Wish domestic cats could grow as big as large domestic dogs

>>78958048
Diana

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Lads

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business idea:
post a picture of my body once a fortnight on brit along with the keyword "o'ercome" so i can type that into the archive to see all my progress pics

reckon it will help the ol motivation

o'ercome

>>78958070
>Dec 29
doesn't really solve the inconsistency then does it

>>78958048
no one
i'm alone and i always have been

just realized i'm probably the oldest person on brit. turning 38 this december. any other literal oldfags in?

2017 is 67% over

>>78958128
spoiler that hog

>>78958060
don't like having a beard

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>>78958048
momiji

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>>78958129
A haircut would look nice on you

>>78958135
it does
the idea is that it's a magical day

>>78958129
if you're bulking you're probably going to look worse as you go along, and you don't look chubby enough to look particularly better after cutting

Antifa are over, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2N7LCAnp78

>>78958092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjg9DPmObwg

>>78958048
you :3

>>78958070
what does Sol stand for?

>>78958159
You sound gay

>>78958146
iktf bro
some people just aren't meant to be happy I guess
don't even remember the last time I was happy and didn't feel alone

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>irish
>white

>>78958129
bender

>>78958215
Solopololpolsopsoloespoopoobelywoobley

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>>78958188

>>78958215
our sun

>>78958211
Oh gowsh :3
You're making me feel all shy

>>78958237
what are these bizarre looking caricatures meant to prove?

>>78958192
took way too long for the center left media to acknowledge that they're committing political violence. now they're saying its both sides when it's still really 90% the left assaulting people

slowly turning into the senate

business idea: my arsehole

>>78958300
jewish?

shareef don't like it

>>78958300
>it ain't sheev starts playing

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HATE LEFTIES
HATE PAKIS AND THEIR BIN BAG WOMEN

just set 5 alarms

>>78958310
I'm in

(On a side note the median age of death among homosexuals is 20 years earlier than that of straight people according to the CDC)

2:48 - 3:02 watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzCyApAtXJA

>>78958235
don't worry lad, you'll eventually get to a point where you're perpetually numb, and you forget what non-trivial human contact even feels like, so you don't know or care what you're missing

>>78958296
I don't know.
That we all have our qualities that make us different or something.

>>78958048
Sarah - never had the courage to actually ask her out and regretted it every day since
Amelia kept messing me about nonstop and cheated on me more than once, still loved her but had to cut her off eventually to prevent further pain
Megan only went out a few times, had a misunderstanding and now our relationship is unsalvageable and it pains me because we got on so well and I could talk to her about anything since the second me met

the us just dropped bombs near north korea's border

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business idea:
post a picture of my body once a fortnight on brit along with the keyword "o'ercome" so i can type that into the archive to see all my progress pics

reckon it will help the ol motivation

o'ercome

>>78958297
To be fair, Trump did the same after Charlottesville. Weird that it's a "radical centrist" view to condemn political violence from both sides. But the left are far more guilty, both of violence, and one-sided coverage. To see a leftist outlet take a stand is a relief, even if it is from a self-preservation motive ("btw bannon loves it when you sperg out like this").

God save the queen is such a shit anthem compared to Jerusalem, Land of hope and glory or even rule Britannia. Bit disappointed.

starting to think i made such an arse of myself last friday night that i won't be invited out again

bit shit that i have no friends desu

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business idea:
post a picture of my body once a fortnight on brit along with the keyword "o'ercome" so i can type that into the archive to see all my progress pics

reckon it will help the ol motivation

o'ercome

BUSINESS IDEA: FIX MY CAPS LOCK KEY

>>78958369
Apologists will claim it's due to discrimination or something

>>78958373
robert triggered

can't stop eating ryvita

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o'ercome

>>78958437
get this feeling after every night out and nothing has come of it yet, reckon it's just the nature of hangovers

>>78958379
Yeah problem is I've been in love before, had friends and family and lost it all so I know what I'm missing. Been about 6 years since I've even touched a woman or had a friend outside of the internet.

>>78958448
good post, very nice

>>78958424
trump took like a day to release an official statement. that's not the same as the media turning a blind eye to antifa for half a year. fucking idiot

can't stop pissing in ribena bottles

>>78958436
'Scots, wha hae wi Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome tae yer gory bed,
Or tae victorie.

'Now's the day, an now's the hour:
See the front o battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's power -
Chains and Slaverie.

'Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha will fill a coward's grave?
Wha sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn an flee.

'Wha, for Scotland's king and law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Freeman stand, or Freeman fa,
Let him on wi me.

'By Oppression's woes and pains,
By your sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free.


'Lay the proud usurpers low,
Tyrants fall in every foe,
Liberty's in every blow! -
Let us do or dee.

stupid yanks

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o'ercome

>>78958447
thique
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>>78958478
i just read the rest of the post sorry for being rude

>>78958504
What did we do?

>>78958512
why is the baby whiter than the mother and father? why's the white marine carrying the mother instead of the asian father? why's the white guy more fit than the fat asian guy?

need to bury this big old dick in some fat ass

>>78958504
OBSESSED

>>78958484
Leftist protestors were subject to a murderous attack, and Trump's first response was "both sides." I said the left are more guilty of both violence and biased coverage, but Trump wasn't saying "both sides" whenever there was a left wing attack.

>>78958551
>why is the baby whiter than the mother and father?
because it's a baby you dumb twat

>>78958518
What did Liam* do?

>>78958557
>>78958518
i think he's referring to me

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just be yourself

>>78958565
Remember when people actually bought newspapers haha

>>78958570
>>78958587
who?

>>78958565
hate liberals

>>78958504
Go suck on a lime

>>78958048
Claire
seeing her soonish but i feel like shes going off me

eATING NUTELLA TOAST LADS

>>78958512
If black males have sex with whites and white males have sex with asians, who do asian males have sex with?

>>78958589
Doesn't work when you have no personality or charisma and you're really boring and uninteresting

>>78956684
audibly enjoyed this. Would also use my knowledge to steal americas industry and use it for Britain to prevent us sinking from super power and have usa as our bum chum

chombled on a willy

>>78958129
are you the one with the joy division jacket or a different bender?

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>>78958620
Each other

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>>78958611
*shuffles Roy Jenkins to the back and brings Callaghan into the frame*
Good. So do we.

i don't believe that white women have sex with black men

>>78958615
the inevitable
I've been through this stage many times
get to know a girl, really start to like her and then you see it a mile away, she starts to lose interest
don't know how many more times I can cope with this

i am myself

>>78958129
*notices your bulge*

>>78958668
i'm black and i've fucked hundreds of white women

>>78958668
look out your window

>>78958688
post peen

>>78958688
no you are not and no you have not

got a small willy but never had any complains from women
always get "wow you're a dark horse" or "I was expecting that"

>>78958701
i got a 23and me and it said i was 0.1% african. One drop rule.

>>78958668
because it doesnt happen. jewish agitprop

>>78958766
i'm black and i've fucked hundreds of white women

>>78958729
How small is small?

god can yanks talk about anything else

>>78958733
>>78958766
>>78958777
very nice digits

>>78958729
You know they crave the bigger cocks though

>>78958777
First, you're not black. Second, they were NOT white women. They were probably Jewish women who look white because the Jews can shapeshift.

>>78958784
THEY COULD MAYBE TALK ABOUT BASKETBALL SINCE THEY ARE ALL NIGGERS

>>78958777
fuck off liam

>>78958815
basketball is the white mans sport
see: lithuania, whitest country on earth

https://8ch net/leftypol/res/2036900.html#q2037575
grim

>>78958815
that would actually be leagues better than not shutting up about their fetishes

>>78958827
*CRACKS WHIP*
gET BACK TO THE COTTON FIELD

NEW
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>>78958840
>>78958840

>>78958688
I know this is a fedora/"le wrong generation" fag thing to say and I'll get fedoraposted, but I miss when fathers and brothers would kick the shit out of any scrawny faggot that would solicit their daughter or sister for sex.