/brit/

>>78953420
this thread or I don't post for the night

40 bings of the transfer deadline day lads

>>78953420
>>78953420
>>78953420
we're all in here

cracking edition

poo

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RUxdZcUcDf

>>78953500
made my thread but before i seen the yank one but he can fuck off aswell

0:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-zxOwo10_U

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glad to see the scene is still alive

why does kodi even exist

more hassle and you can't even get sources that are any different from in browser

>>78953420
>carling
Is it any good? I'm in T land.

can't afford food until pay day and rosy won't refund me :(

bet big, win big

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these 2bh

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No gf edition

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Who knows what this heavenly lump of petrol smelling sparkling goodness is

Hope Janny gets you good

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>https://youtu.be/f1HRSX0Zt4Y

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The absolute fucking state of /brit/ right now

Sort your shit out you fucking cunts.

Someone tell that A-Level Mandarin wasteman to stop making shit threads 40 posts early.

>>78953570
the andy murray biographical film?

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Love Emilia desu

faaking love a good carling
*finishes the rest of me pint and slams me empty glass down*
ahhh

>>78953654
not sure i got the point of this

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makes you think

>>78953661
Don't know who's more cancerous, the teen chink spammer or the early alt-right waifu mong

eating a cheese and plum jam sandwich

>>78953636
pls don't trigger me tbqh

any electric darts man in?

>>78953717
Jorge Renteria3 years ago
Lol. Wow. That's some funny stuff right their

anyone have the kangaroo lisp vocaroo

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LADS

i exclusively drink brewdog, drygate and west

>>78953739
>dude gadgets lmao

Do one

>>78953757
medals in the post

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>>78953717

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need a gentle femdom gf

>>78953654
Obsessed

i exclusively drink Carling

>>78953827
yeah, you guys are obsessed with cuckolding
but why?

>>78953816
this 2bh

I only drink the finest cask-conditioned horse semen

>>78953793
>exclusively
No semen?

>>78953807
LOVE this post

Never understood making a big deal out of anniversaries desu.

Congratulations, you've been happily married for 30 years. You've literally never known lonliness for 3 decades and spend every spare moment with the love of your life. Have some gifts and attention.

Meanwhile those single fuckers can go do one, lonely fuckin bastards.

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Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/1o9rLDCfO6o

might make another cheese and plum jam

did I mention that the jam is homemade and the plums are homegrown?

you've got the sweetness of the jam and the sharpness of the cheese
a very nice combo

>>78953816
>gentle
>femdom
Why not get completely destroyed physically and mentally?

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>>78953910

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>Nationalistic
>No degeneracy
>Strongman ruler
>homogenous
>Few to no muslims
>traditional women

Sounds like rorke's paradise, why does he hate it so much lads?

>>78953927
jam

>>78953910
We're a social species. Single people are aberrations and need to be removed from the group because clearly something is very wrong with them.

>crypto giving me about £10/hr for the last few weeks
>still unconsolably upset I didn't pour my life savings in several years ago

literally nothing wrong with being a conservative
sort yourselves out

>>78953952
>no degeneracy
Go to China!

>>78952365
>from a guy who did kentucky fried movie and all of the naked gun films
copped

>>78953927

Did you make the cheese?

>>78953952
there are 23 million muslims in china my man

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WE

>>78953952
i don't

>>78953952
>Xi Jinping
>Strongman

he's a puppet/cuck

>>78954013
nah
cheese is a lot trickier to make compared to jam

>>78953952
It's almost as if there are more political positions than just rorke and commie

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>>78953788
is china socialist?

know a bloke who went on naked attraction

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>>78954019
The uyghurs are a tiny minority and are oppressed so they don't allah ackbar

>>78954044
>Xi a cuck

hahahahhahahah

*breathes in*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

>>78953984
Coulda, woulda, shoulda but you didn't. Not important really.

new gimmicks needed

>princess diana

as a staunch british republican, I couldn't give a toss

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Literally don't understand the trouble with fixed odds betting terminals.

If you don't want to risk your money don't gamble. Personal responsibility innit?

>>78953952
>homogenous
it's not, it's got like 60 official ethnic groups
>>Few to no muslims
they have a big problem with the Uyghurs

>>78954123

utterly depressing

>>78954136
but only the han matter

>6 (You)s
my god you lot are easy

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Ywn see this look on the face of your oneitis.

Spotify has gone down the pan
Takes ages to load desu

>>78954124
they're feeding tax-payers money (bennies) into Ladbrokes' pockets. Fuck that, they can't control themselves.

>>78954124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJT0NMYHeGw

>fire up eu4
>play as china
>press the culture button whilst clicked on china
>loads of different culture groups

huh

not so homogenous now then eh?

>>78954190
bit racist

Vodafone parental filter is fucking weird

>/int/ is entirely free to use
>I can browse /tv/ threads but I'm not allowed to post
>/his/ is blocked entirely

Going to make a new account in my own name when I get a new phone. Having my dad pay for it is not worth this bullshit

>>78954123

I got a pair of half breed grandkids and I love em. I love my half breed grandkids!

hand is aching randomly again, legs do it too sometimes
used to call them growing pains but I'm 19 now so I have no idea whats going on

>>78954215
(read: sister)

>>78954122
True monarchists don't like Diana either

>>78954216
think you just have a shit pc/phone

>>78954277
Aunt you fucking retard

>>78954253
use another DNS
its a bit fiddly on android

>>78954285
shan't be upgrading for (((them)))

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state of british cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBHzDKA2v_s

>>78954231

If they can bet with their bennies and still feed themselves and live then bennies are too high and need to be reduced.

>>78954239
>eu4 is reality

>>78954279
the so-called horseshoe theory

babestation

>>78954329
leave it

>>78954253
I bet https doesn't have this problem
If it does you need a different browser

Ah yes torrent speed has gone down to and is stuck at 10kb/s for no reason

>>78954318

saw a lot of that walking around the carnival at the weekend

repulsive culture

>>78953952
If hell exists you are going. No doubt in my mind.

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anime

>>78954378
got any nigress grinding on u ?:)

>>78954367
that's what you get for hating on americans

>>78954351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiWWG4x_UwI

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stop being depressed

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beauty

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>>78954318
>mfw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4-CcJBYBns

want a slightly chubby brown gf (male)

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

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>>78954469
that dude has really bad gyno

>>78954502
hectic

>>78954457
By smoking crack!

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>>78954469
Why are celebrity females all shaving their heads

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>>78954406

>>78953420
Just thinking about when China will be the new hegemonic power in 2050 AD and beyond.

Imagine a world where the Asians decide the beauty standards and 'ugly over grown' penises are laughed at and small kawaii penises are adored by Western women.

The middle-end of the 21st Century will truely not be a century for the white male.

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>british women

>>78953420
>carling
grim

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>>78954506

>>78954502
Haha what a man.

nani?!

the brah released the first chapter of his video novel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-rzaRMAToc

new aiu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0aZ9RvyWsc

>>78954560
thank you

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love these "aktion"/action symbols

>>78954649
kino

>>78954566
Out of all the BRICs, India will win the long game
China is too fragile and insecure, both economically and culturally
India has far more potential and will probably dwarf China in relevance by the end of the century

>>78954329
ashley looking cute in her secretary shirt and glasses but no knickers

>>78954649
peng garden

>>78954319
ummm no sweaty if bennies we reduced to £1.50 they'd still spend a quid at the bookies

in short, don't be a mong!

I heard that Ol' Corbyn is going to nationalise the females and make sure every British male receives one when they turn 15

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>>78954683
this gives much more detail

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>yeah babe grind your aids

>tfw under government surveillance but they can't surveil me because I never leave the house

take THAT GHCQ

>>78954690

Also India invented space travel. It says so in the Mahabharata.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Lili_(1996)

Tiny remnants of a hurricane with extremely weak winds hit northern England and did the same damage as a cat 4-5 would do here

Why are europoor buildings so unprepared for nature?

>>78954732
is this the stuff youre writing about

>>78954457
not how it works x

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>>78954690
>China is too fragile and insecure, both economically and culturally

My little anon can't write news this fake!

>>78954649
what did he mean by this

>>78953990
small c conservatives are great
Conservative party is a shitshow.

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thinkign about diana

hate not being able to buy drink after 10pm

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>what did he mean by this

>>78954690
Another country famed for their small penises.

Really toasts my almonds

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>>78954713

And live off 50p?

They'd be dead. Problem solved.

>>78953990
>british Conservative party aka tories
>conservative

umm no

>>78954759
no but its in the same cinematic universe

>>78954124
Personal responsibility is a meaningless response to a systematic problem.

You don't rely on personal responsibility to prevent a tragedy of the commons because it doesn't work. Individually it's a (bounded) rational behaviour based on the information available to thick doleys. For the whole of society it's a deadweight loss.

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>>78954835

>>78953420
>carling was originally canadian
>somehow became british
>only known here for being a high alchohol beer for drunks

Want a Diana crashing her car x Ball Busting fanfic, think it would do well

>>78954803
>>78954845
Which is meant by "rorke"? Or is that just a vague ill-defined insult?

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Still at work. Closing up tonight.

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>cringe worthy teenage bender so butthurt nobody used his chink thread he goes into chink posting over drive

how laughably pathetic

>>78954864

How is gambling a tragedy of the commons? It means millions off our tax bills as the gambling operators pay.

>>78954907
rorke is not either of those things

>>78954907
"Rorke" is the british equivalent of a redneck trump supporter, they usually vote for the BNP or UKIP, not tory

>>78954649
he looks and sounds like an extra from boardwalk empire

made some absolute bangers last thread
riled some of you idiots up in the process aswell

>>78954933
fuck off newcunt

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>>78953636
>tfw you will never enjoy spooning your beautiful young girlfriend, arms around her soft stomach, your semi resting close against her round cheeks

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>>78954889

High alcohol? It's piddling levels m8

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Masie

Just had a nice glass of water and some red pistachios lads.

>>78954919
It's not a literal tragedy of the commons (because it's too diffuse) but it causes a lot of social losses. Doleys stealing shit to sell so they can get more cash. People thinking they can just gamble their way to riches rather than working.

Theoretically, imagine if they were compelled to save or invest the money gambled. They'd be much better off and society would pay far less to subsidize them, without risking subsidy to other less stupid disadvantaged people.

I don't necessarily think we should regulate gambling or care about it. I just object to using individual responsibility arguments where there's a systemic issue. I mean, people aren't going to be responsible: Now what?

maisie is hideous but you just know she's a good shag

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imagine actually caring about politics and world issues and not just drugs and booze and sex. how sad must your life be?

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How was your Friday, boys?

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>>78954933
>redneck trump supporter

>>78955047
good post

>>78954889
>high alchohol
u wot

>>78955077
awful

>>78955081
haha he looks grumpy

>>78955054
yes, I drinks a bit

>>78955082
I didn't say ALL trump voters were rednecks rorke

>>78955033
horrible little goblin who can't act

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>>78955077
big kot
>>78955081
little kot

>>78955126
not all trump voters

>>78955033
This guy almost got arrested for this lol

>>78955047

Maybe start chopping hands off for stealing? Make them own their mistakes?

Why do we subsidise anyone? Why are we allowing poor genes of people who can't look after themselves reproduce?

So if I hate Trump, am not a redneck, but hate homosexuality/degeneracy does that make me a rorke?

>>78954502
the best one is the pornhub interview
https://twitter.com/paulomenace/status/870588643102142464?lang=en

>>78955204
>Maybe start chopping hands off for stealing?
'eed

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>>78955110
Why?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/31/girl-16-killed-herself-just-hours-after-getting-gcse-results-6891714/

sad

just want to hug her 2bh

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>>78955204
>Maybe start chopping hands off for stealing? Make them own their mistakes?

>Why do we subsidise anyone? Why are we allowing poor genes of people who can't look after themselves reproduce?

>>78955223
rasheed

>>78955253
prefer not to say

>>78955204
>Maybe start chopping hands off for stealing? Make them own their mistakes?
found the paki

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>Maybe start chopping hands off for stealing? Make them own their mistakes?

>Why do we subsidise anyone? Why are we allowing poor genes of people who can't look after themselves reproduce?

>>78955204
have you tried kill the "poor"?

>>78955291
not sure thats okay, she's dead

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>>78954969
>>78955106
it's known as being a 10% beer for natives

some provinces ban it because in winter it's too easy to pass out from and die of hypothermia

actually howling that we have brainlet sheeds who want sharia law in /brit/

shariah law sounds right up rorke's ally tbqh

not sure why he hates muslims so much

>>78955339
>Why do we subsidise anyone? Why are we allowing poor genes of people who can't look after themselves reproduce?
Nothing wrong with this part

>>78955383
hmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM

>>78955396
>banning 10% beer
the absolute state of can'tada

>>78955344

Not kill them, just not subsidise their existence. They'll just bring more poor children into the world, causing yet more poverty and misery.

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who /ThrowbackThursday/ here?

>>78954464
Looks like some communist propaganda to me

>>78955488
If you don't subsidize the poor they breed even more since they need to rely on their children when unemployed.

You may notice we've gone from having >4 children on average to ~1 at best.

>>78955488
what subsidies would you cut?

>Ooh howdy there chum, that wouldn't happen to be an illegal beverage ya drinkin' there ey?

every day life in can'tada

>>78954790
How about some actual counterpoints with facts and evidence, you tedious unfunny little teenage LARPer? This gimmick is getting pretty fucking boring

don't see why some drugs are legal (alcohol etc) and some aren't (weed etc)

>>78955555

>>78955540

Hang the ones that steal and the ones that end up breeding will be the law abiding ones. No more crime.

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Puma concolor coryi

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>Hang the ones that steal and the ones that end up breeding will be the law abiding ones. No more crime.

do me a favour and post the map of england that has things like "post industrial shithole" labeled ta xx

>>78955568
ignore him

>>78955618
Crime is more a circumstance thing than a genetic thing brainlet

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>SIR, PUT DOWN THE ILLEGAL BEVERAGE
CAN'T

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treated myself to a snack

please bum me nooooow

Trust nothing but pain to get me through the days
Sleep with one-eye open not to be afraid

>>78955786
you should wash your hands before you eat them. they're filthy.

ordered a g of lab-tested MDMA for £11

baka at people who buy from street dealers @ £30+

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>78955786
bought some doughnuts meself this evening.

Sainsbury's vanilla custard.

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>>78955786
>black and yellow doughnuts
>co-operative
The lads at asianmasculinity would like a word with you

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the gf

>>78955843
might get custard next time. bit bored of jam.

>>78955876
she'll never be real. u mad?

>>78955818
youre risking getting your house listed for 1 gram?

FREE TIBET

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>>78955895
>ywn be a charming American president who gets a dance with the queen

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>>78955895
why is she so perfect lads?

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>she'll never be real. u mad?

>>78955925
it's domestic mate. never had a package not arrive

>>78955925
>believing the gubmint actually gives a shit about drugs in the mail

ugh the cringey teenage harold wilson larper is back

cringe worthy
worthy of cringe

>>78955786
hello nigger

Are you allowed to insult the royal family?

>>78955982
Ah. So that's what it means...

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>>78955957
she was a qt back in the day

>>78956000
yeah because we don't live in a backwards authoritarian gook shithole

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>>78955948
>get this crazy bitch away from me
even the most polite woman on the planet couldn't quite hide her disgust

>>78955970
giz a link

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thinkin about pepe again

>>78956000
yeah, at least verbally, as long as you're not threatening them. but it is illegal to deface a coin or a bank note, anything with the queens head on. I don't think it's very enforcable though

just got tricked

>>78956044
to what

>>78956039
Hillary was fit tbf

>>78955932
free tibet
and let slave owning theocrats take power again

>>78956044
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom, officer

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>>78956055
at least post the full-res version

NEED a 40 year old hillary clinton light femdom gf

>>78956055
fuck's sake

>>78956083
boobies

>>78955971
nah they do over here. If a package with stuff is caught being sent to your house you get put on a list and any post sent to your house gets double checked in the future

What salary do I need to live comfortably in London?

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>>78956122
heh

someday shows like this are going to be made by internet companies and they're going to be able to pull out all the stops and not have to cater for cable tv restrictions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NnJ-7Y6qwo

think I'll sleep for a thousand years

>>78956155
£100k

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>ugh the cringey teenage harold wilson larper is back

two days into the juice fast.

pissing out my arse ni-on uncontrollably. other than that feel pretty good.

Zionism and antisemitism go hand in hand

>>78956132
yeah but you live in a shithole where gangs kill people over a bit of weed

>>78956171
Oh that's easy, cool

>>78956089
>that hairline
no thanks

taken 30mg of valium and feeling very relaxed

Bruce Springsteen is fucking amazing

Quite like Glasgow lads

Think I'll enjoy living here

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anyone got the /brit/ parliament strawpoll
could do with an update x

a succulent chinese meal?

>>78956155
I'm on 30k and live in a 2 bed with a garden in zone 1 with my mate. About £200 spending money per week after rent, bills, pension

chance of frost tonight lads, arctic pressure is moving in

Taken 5mg of olanzapine and feel very zonked

>>78956070
>it is illegal to deface a coin or a bank note
Same here, maybe for different reasons. The government doesn't want people melting/shaving 1c/5c coins whenever they're worth less than the metal. IMO they should just get rid of the low value coins

>>78956089
to be fulsome

>>78956173
guarantee you're too young to remember the Blair ministry yet alone Harold Wilson's

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>tfw since I started dating the gf a year ago she's gained a full stone in weight

AAAAAAAA

>>78956256
that poll was inaccurate

if done correctly, radcen would win every time

>>78956269
>30k
pmsl
fucking peasent

>>78956132
most vendors have great stealth

its a bit more relaxed over here though it seems. unless you have to go through customs, the chances of a package being intercepted is minimal.

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>guarantee you're too young to remember the Blair ministry yet alone Harold Wilson's

doing a poo

>>78956269
christ. if you were earing that wage anywhere else you'd have so much more to show for it

>>78956239
Born in the USA is great. Used to have the cassette.

>>78956318
ha gaaaayy!

>>78956209
Don't care, I'd make her my wife desu

Often find that girls in the upper class like this have strange quirks like bad hairlines. I work in Westminster and it's easy to spot the upper class for the last 10 centuries girls.

>>78956318
What are you buying? Dildo?! Gay dildos?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tfw live up north and earn 40k
could buy a new house every few years if I wanted

>>78956338
lol go to bed grandad

>>78956318
GAY

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>>78956343

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the gf is online

>>78956345
>I'd make her my wife
You need to learn to spot crazy bitches.

So crooked teeth, can any of you peeves of shit explain why your country went from the global superpower to 6th place in GDP? How the fuck did you guys lose their both Germany and Japan in 70 years? Kinda sounds like a bunch of betacucks

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>>78956400
kill yourself

>>78956279
don't they put something in the coins that spoils the metal when it's melted down?

i may just have imagined that desu

>>78956367
>tfw for every pint a southerner buys, i can buy three
lovely desu

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>>78956416

>>78956416
>peeves of shit
explain

>>78956304
Public sector inni
Work 9-4 with an hour and a half lunch most days
>Your tax money at work

>>78956332
Yeah but this is low for London. And £200 spare money a week is more than enough desu. I can and often do go on holiday every month.

>>78956416
yeah lol

want to start making youtube videos but I don't know what the topic would be, also I am too lazy to ever do this

>>78956400
1/2 cm of cleavage. passing

>>78956428
I doubt it

>>78956296
thats my fetish

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>>78956419
>Scaruffi

omg

we've hit the bump limit

and nobody did an early new

>>78956457
have you thought about giving your opinions on yank politics shite, big coin in it

>>78956515
last page rule is in effect now

Weird how yanks think that the letter Y is a vowel but only some of the time. Any yanks want to explain why?

>>78956515
early newsheeds are underage and need to be in bed by now

benzos are fucking evil

>>78956515
madness

>>78956531
>>78956531
>>78956531

>>78956401
I don't mind them desu. Been with a few crazy girls before. Honestly fits my personality well. As long as they don't sleep around and can make a good impression at official functions then I don't care.