lt fox edition
do texans enjoy surfing now?
>>78952325
are you white
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41077102
>>78952243
I vote for more anthro /cum/ OPs
Should I go to the football game at my uni? I would go there by myself as well
>>78952243
this fox seem familiar
>>78952430
i am white
as is everyone else on /int/
we are all white
>>78952561
wrong
>>78952228
wtf she can't be that old she looks underage af
>>78952129
yeah
>>78952243
g*rmans are scum
>20 posts early
>>78952706
>posting in here anyways
>>78952598
that's okay you don't have to believe it
Who should we kill first?
>>78952561
Hey I'm not white
>>78952765
I posted in the other one but nobody is there....
>>78952576
>>78952851
t. whites
>>78952791
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>78952845
footkraut
>>78952243
is that the vixen from North Korean propaganda?
do you guys like me
>>78948999
>>78948999
>CHIs on life support
I am disgusted by niggers
>>78952937
You only liked her cause you thought she was underage? Wtf
>>78953082
The nickname Pedico exists for a reason amigo.
>>78953027
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>78952985
Yes
>>78953192
nice
>one shot at life
>born with autism
I have a benzo addiction now
>>78953134
Fuck off
This is a sacred song from my ancestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjM6OXHORWQ
ZA
ZA
ZA
YAKUZA YAKUZA
ZA
ZA
ZA
YAKUZA YAKUZA
toriyama should have died right after gt
>>78953472
dragon ball super has been redeemed
Can I sail through the changing ocean tides? Can I handle the seasons of my life?
GT was alright only madbabbies didn't like it
>>78952243
Have you been a good Squirrel and Hedgehog today Dear Comrades??
I'm getting older, too
at a full three days of semen retention I am like a paragon of positivity and serenity.
Nothing can keep me down. Even if my dick goes up, I will persevere.
>>78953630
how do you do it?
>>78953630
You are the master of your own domain
Post a better anime song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j41hF8jb6Bw
you cant
So why do Canadians pronounce out as ütt?
@78953663
fuck off
dragon ball is overrated
>>78953691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMDU4hhRjQM
reading the Berserk manga with this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnC8fYwem2o&t=726s and rainy mood running in the background
comfy as heck
>>78953761
Sorry this is better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14hVXXVLaU8
>>78953698
um? what's your problem?
>>78953761
>>78953818
not watching either of these
fucking hate wh*tes
>>78953761
>>78953818
Irish posters are always welcome
anyone else happy that mudslimes are replacing g*rms? normally i hate the fuckers but germans deserve genocide
>>78953697
why do irish people have dumb accents?
>>78954054
that's a perfectly legitimate question
>>78954083
no wonder everyone from Boston sounds retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-rzaRMAToc
>>78954054
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ireland/6490202/Irish-accent-beats-French-as-worlds-sexiest.html
https://www.maxim.com/news/irish-accents-are-sexiest-2017-8
Those two surveys are 8 years apart. Pretty conclusive.
Sup guys
rick and morty sucks
>>78954507
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
PICKLE RICKKK
>>78953691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulLm6JCVXuQ
>>78954468
Remember being 7 or 8 and I didn't have Cartoon Network so I couldn't watch Dragonball Z though it was really popular in my class so all the lads "played" it in the school yard for a time.
I just took the piss since I had no idea what was going on and the lad "organizing" it let me get away with it. I must have been popular.
>>78954793
I'm always behaving like a total greedy, annoying landlord when possible :^)
>vape tube came this morning
>weedman is coming by in 30 mins
>>78954793
Wait does someone else from uiuc come here? Who is this?
any leaf man in
>>78955013
Are there weed vapes? I thought you had to smoke it?
>>78955161
Present.
I've found the solution to my singing roommate
Just drown it out through eurobeat
Shieeet...
I think some girl I met from tinder a while ago followed me into a CVS and tried to get me to notice her.
>See grill down the street as I'm heading into cvs
>she then starts walking towards cvs
>go to the pet isle in the back and she followed me again
>she waited at the start of the isle pretending to look at something
>walk past her
>drop spaghetti
>she goes to the same isle I went to after that
>more spaghetti
>clear my throat
>wait 5 minutes in line, she hides in an isle and I dont see her again by the time I leave
or maybe I have pure autism
>>78955161
wagwan yut what u sayin cuz
>>78955210
Are you retarded?
>>78955382
retarded off the purp haze dank nug nug ya naw mean
Guys guess what
hacking into the main frame
>>78955382
When it comes to drugs, yes. I know almost nothing about them.
>you will never play cat and mouse with a girl while hopping from small island to small island on your speed boats while preparing an italian meal that you handle clumsily
>>78955013
Can you just stick pot in your vape and go from there?
>>78955431
What
do people still playing Lol?
>>78955614
there's "people" still playing WOW
what do you think
>>78955423
I'm about to blow my brains out on some shemale kush
>>78955528
hash oil
>>78955587
My mom is drunk..... AGAIN
>>78955528
Different vapes for different things. You can't use herbs in an oil vape.
>>78955716
is she a fun drunk or a sad/angry drunk?
>fell in love with a stranger again
>>78955749
A sad angry drunk
>>78955716
what state?
>>78955688
just got some strawberry cocksucker I'm about to puff on.
BREAKING NEWS: Fox News has learned @POTUS will end "#DACA" program as it currently exists.
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/903316673788338177
BYE SPICS.
>>78955769
she sounds woke.
she was cute too. I should have noticed her and said something at the end of the isle
>>78955840
I swear to god if you spell aisle wrong one more time I will find you and beat you.
some people just need a trip to a luxury aisleand resort
>>78953082
never said i liked her
which i do, but not because she looks underage
wtf blumpf is going to deport their parents and leave mexican kids homeless in the streets
>>78955908
Somebody smudged Pepe before he dried. That's probably why he's so mad.
>>78955966
shouldnt have had anchor babies. deport the little shits with their parents
>>78955966
Yes and there jack shit you can do about it Pablo de la Huerta. Comprende?
>>78955989
his rage compels him to such a high velocity that he is quicker than the eye can accurately perceive
without any Mexicans in America, who is gonna flush my toilet for me? who will do the jobs no one else wants to do?
>>78956063
He should try to be happy. This is why Spurdo is the superior meme. He's never mad at anything.
>>78956111
I have no clue, drumpf has crossed the line here
>>78956111
white trash will be paid a dollar more to do it
>>78956111
automated flushing
t. literal hill person who lives in a trailer
>>78956425
you live in a hill? what are you, a hobbit?
Hill people are bro-tier.
>>78952523
DACA should never have existed tbqh
>>78956565
>posting gore
reported
The untied States post 1965 Should have never existed
>new orleans gets fucked in a flood
>nogs seek refuge in houston
>houston gets fucked in a flood
hopefully they'll make it all way the way to LA
>>78955013
>obama getting a picture by a 420 sign when he had the power to make it legal for 8 fucking years but didn't
fuck off
>>78956654
>being this dumb
Anyone itt who is in Uni should post in my thread on /r9k/
>>>/r9k/39434007
>>78956649
The curse of Ham is real
>>78956674
what, is that an edit?
>>78956654
iktf
>>78956704
It's still August, you Americans go back to school too early.
>>78956721
>>78956721
>his platform being he was going to make weed legal and it is still illegal
bet all the liberals in canada feel pretty stupid right now
cunt
D E N I N O
>>78956714
yeah
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/barack-obama-at-exit-glacier
Now that we're deporting the spics
When are we going to deport the niggers
>>78956749
That's the really annoying thing. They don't.
>>78956807
>black people start back to Africa movements in the 1800's and early 1900's
>small number of them actually go back
>black people quickly stop believing in back to Africa movements
pottery
>>78956749
>>78956845
both big parties suck, the liberals are marginally better for pulling us out of the middle east, increasing spending on infrastructure and basically ending austerity in canada which is societal cancer
>>78956971
>pulling us out of the middle east
>continuing both the missions in Iraq and Syria just without airstrikes
NEET on EI detected
Do only boring people hate cold dark wintery places?
>people don't like the dark winter
It's not like people don't already stay up late with the lights on, and having lived in the south, I know most people stay in their airconditioned homes/cars/work and don't want to go outside.
>cold
it's not like you can't wear warm clothing if it's cold (people have been doing that for thousands of years).
Maybe driving sucks, but can't they just learn how to drive on ice?
I mostly just don't like warm places because I like outdoor winter shit too, like skiing, icefishing, etc. but in the summer I can do the same stuff that people in warm places do.
>>78954209
wot
The guy who voices Max Payne has to do longhorn steakhouse commercials
>>78957023
Non-whites really just hate the cold, I even knew some who breakout in hives from just being in the cold.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_urticaria
>>78957100
Hey I'm not white and I like the cold
>>78957023
Autism
>>78957070
isn't he the creator too?
>>78957100
What about Eskimos tho.
>>78957137
No?
>>78957120
Stop appropriating my culture, unless you are a northern Mongoloid in which case you can appreciate the cold as well.
kill all whites
Player unknown battlegrounds is really fun, it basically does all the things video games have been doing lately but faster and more accessible
>>78957192
S-sorry
>>78957210
But Mexicans are white
>>78957157
See >>78957192
They are basically snow-slants, they aren't even that related to other Natives in the Americas.
>>78957232
mexicans are poc
>phoneposting
>it's 2am here
>go into pic library
>see this
Why do i even have this saved? Im retarded?
>>78957343
They all seem to think of themselves as white
>>78957367
Possibly
>>78957367
you saved it to make a reaction image out of it most likely
>>78957367
Maybe you didn't save it.
>burned pressure treated wood at a campsite
oops
I read lord of the flies for sophomore year of high school, and it was just one of those things that stuck with me, you know
I'm really upset they're gonna make an all girls movie of it
>>78957762
Don't care
getting fat
>>78957162
oh nvmd, the character was just modeled after him.
>>78957697
i heard it gets u high as shit
Man this vape is good shit. My friend gave it to me for free and all I had to do was buy a tube thing where you heat the herbs, I got a 2 pack for 15 bucks on ebay. And my place literally does not smell one bit. I'm just afraid it'll break or something now like my Bowl did.
I just took a really nasty unhealthy looking shit
>>78957762
Ummm source
>>78957762
I liked Of Mice and Men a lot.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78957865
Which vape? I had a Da Buddha for a couple years and liked it.
>>78957990
bracing for those highs reaching here in the weekend. this is me today. a nice, casual low 100's.
This thread is full of toxic masculinity
>>78958067
>14% humidity
That's nothing, nigger.
the only fiction book i actually read in highschool was tom sawyer
I threw my vaporizer in the garbage where it belongs
The only fiction book i read in highschool was the bible
back from my ban
for some reason I have a strange feeling the janny might be a homosexual.
i meant huckleberry finn but whatever
current mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xybLsPwa-HU
>>78958197
and I'm grateful. I'll never live in a place with high humidity. It feels like your whole body is in a sweat suit even when you're in the nude. terrible.
Buddhists Should be allowed to Genocide Muslims
>reading aloud in class and the word nigger comes up
>>78958250
Maybe he's just so right wing he doesn't even want to look at gays
scythians should be allowed to genocide buddhists
>>78958250
that one's a very understandable ban
mine is fucking ridiculous
""""mods"""" have no sense of humor
>>78958316
What happened
Did the black kid beat you up?
>>78958337
claiming to be a janny or mod is always a ban
>>78958359
janny here.
You're a gay homosexual who posts traps legitimately claiming they're girls.
>>78958337
once I got a month ban for posting "im 12" in a thread where people were memeing about their age anyway
>>78958359
shut the wt eff word up
GAYS ARE SUBHUMAN
>>78958384
ive never done that
gays are subhuman
>>78958392
got banned for the same reason when being 17 was a meme
Why is impersonating a janny even bannable offence? Jannies aren't allowed to say they're jannies anyway under penalty of having their privileges revoked, so we know that everyone who announces it is either lying/joking or an idiot
>tfw no cute midwest gf to cuddle and listen to emo bands during the fall with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp-8ibbxxa4
>>78958432
I don't like rulefaggotry which is actually why this is one of the only rules I like. extra preventative measures against all the other retarted forums on the internet where mods get involved personality-wise with the community and you get people sucking up to them and they sort of foster a mini cult of personality and it's just fucking stupid
I can't eat at work because it makes me too antsy and not want to work
>>78958250
Welcome back. It must be one of moot's holdovers. He was a faggot.
>>78954287
Remember when the Bernie baby died?
>>78958561
maybe you have autism
>>78958735
lol
>>78954661
IM A NIGGER MORTY
Nsbs
>>78958735
I didn't, but then I got curious and looked it up and now I'm sad.
>>78958778
could be so
>decide to try and jerk off after smoking canabis
>google a hot pornstar
>one of the top links is about her dying
>find link to a website made by her family
>have a crisis where I see her as an actual person
>pictures on the website throughout her life
>get really sad
now I remember why I stopped smoking weed
>>78958899
Looks like it opened up your mind though. Now you see people not just as an aid to fuel chemical releases for your own pleasure.
>>78958899
what's her name?
Smoking the devil's lettuce is a sin and you cannot get into heaven with such impure habits
>>78958951
Sometimes that's not a good thing
>>78958953
http://brittanybesuden.weebly.com/
>decide to try and jerk off after smoking canabis
>google a hot pornstar
>one of the top links is about her dying
>find link to a website made by her family
>jack off harder
I brought ribs to a potluck the other night and my british friend ate them with a fork and knife. wtf?
>>78958965
that's why I vape.
>>78959016
I'd be lying if I said i didn't finish
>>78958986
But seriously where can I find porn of her?
>>78959056
vaping is the devil's steam engine and you will not find Jesus in the vape clouds
>>78959016
based. appreciate the fragility of life and honor those who have left their life work for us to enjoy.
>>78959046
Poncy Euro didn't want to get his fingers dirty I bet.
>>78958986
bet someone's having a cheeky wank to her childhood photos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpB8m7Lw8w#t=26s
>tfw no prince of persia cat
>>78959016
Porn stars never truly die
>>78959071
Amadahy
I hope you like femdom
>>78959137
>Most popular porn stars will die knowing that people will continue to jack off to them for decades to come
>>78958986
>Dancer
>T-Ball Player
>Science Fair Participant
>Avid Reader
>Writer
>Artist
>Swimmer
>Water Polo Player
>Pharmacy Technician
>Scuba Diver
>Animal Lover
>Model
>Hiker
>Outdoor Enthusiast
>World Traveler
>Sci-fi Geek
>Friend
>Niece
>Sister
>Daughter
>Grand-daughter
they forgot slut
>>78959151
THANK YOU THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT
Except the feet stuff. I don't get feet stuff.
>>78959177
not
>leg spreader
I "get" feet stuff but I never jack off to foot porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBc5CsKcjnc
>Michigan accents
I like feet if its part of a woman, but I also like literally every other part of a woman
>>78959151
Honestly after watching a few videos, she's a bad porn actress.
>>78959327
I disagree
also i love her ass
need a gf i think
need a friend i think
need a think i think
I've been blessed with everything I need
>>78959389
are you still in grad school
me finks i needs to post a post
>>78959460
I'm an undergrad
you don't know someone until you've seen the things they masturbate to
>>78959500
need to get digits too
>>78959526
true
how often did you look at porn with other people growing up?
I think I can remember 4 times when I was a kid where I went to somebodies house they just pulled up porn randomly.
>>78959631
like twice
>>78959631
only once by coincidence
was cleaning out an old garage and found a bunch of magazines with asian milfs
>>78958271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV5jJrv2kjY
dead /cum/
currently writing a short essay about my insomnia
>>78959631
pretty frequently desu. it was when naked women were such a new thing to us. it was like discovering a new video game or something. it stopped before the teens tho. then we were all just masturbating privately.
im really tired from going to the batting cages
should not have lifted before taking 200~ swings at the cages
too hot out i think
>>78960068
it's always too hot out
>>78960087
i forgot to ask what you're studying
GEE EFF
>>78960121
touch any drowning qts lately?
>>78960121
LEGS
TOO
LONG
LOOKS
LIKE
AYY
LMAO
>>78959631
Never
>>78960165
Seriously can't tell if posters here are underage
Matter of hours till I get to see my big-booty CHI fiancée
Wow! Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
feet belong on my face desu
Might move to Bloomington Indiana
>>78960108
Economics
Demon's Souls has become exponentially easier after watching youtube walkthroughs.
>>78960302
Shouldn't this be *screeches autistically* or [autistic screeching]?
>>78960196
You think grown men post like this?
>>78960144
No drowning qts, just non-swimming children (when I'm teaching).
>>78960340
>implying 4chan users are well adjusted and not autistic at all
getting fat, hit 175 at 6'
gut isn't looking good, boys
>there are people in this thread who arent ottermode
disgusting
>>78960462
>175 at 6 feet
is this bait
that is nearly skelly tier
lift weights you skinnyfat fuck
>>78960475
this
>american christianity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8
>>78960475
is there a guide to ottermode?
>>78960413
"""""culture"""""
>>78960485
>skelly tier
He has a BMI of 23.7. How fat are you?
what's ur body type, /cum/
>>78960462
I didn't have a belly when I did cardio. I weigh the same as back then but I have a belly now, and I do no sports at all.
>>78960557
builtfat I think
>>78960557
not in the list
>>78960589
Post your lifts.
>>78960584
you eat/drink too much
t.dr
>>78960557
otter
>>78960584
I started riding a bike 5-10 miles a day depending on how I'm feeling. I want to start lifting but I'm scared I'm gonna hurt myself. Bought SS like a good boy and I'm reading it now
>>78960557
between skinnyfat and skinny
>>78960548
>>>BMI
Stop being a dyel twink jesus christ
Muscle mass weighs a shitton more than fat
>>78960557
Somewhere between skinny and skinnyfat.
>>78960612
But doctor, my BMI is just 23.15.
Post your height and weight immediately
I'm 6'4", 170lbs.
>>78960606
post ass
>>78960557
ottermode in this is skeleton mode that bench pressed a couple times
real ottermode is ripped
>>78960665
"No"
>>78960657
fucking skeleton pussy eat food and go to the gym
6'3 220lbs
>>78960657
70" 62kg
>another early addition
Wish hotpockets would delet these earlies instead of banning anons for banter
>>78960676
are you a girl
>>78960608
>>78960626
i almost added "somewhere" on mine but determined it was too vague
you might want to see a counselor about your mommy issues
>>78960657
5'11
like 180 or something
>>78960714
B-But I like my mommy.
>>78960707
nah
Namefags shouldn't be allowed to make new editions
Business idea: /cum/ becomes a 2 threads general.
>>78960595
>>78960595
>>78960595
Migrate to the stupid earlyfag's edition
>>78960835
/cum1/ /cum2/
>>78961058
Excellent idea. I would just call them /cum/1 and /cum/2 so that people can search for '/cum/' in the catalog.