brit

we dont live in 1984
we live in Brave New World

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Hannah

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just shagged

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White woman:
>Will instill leftism into your children
>Will chop your son's dick off the moment he so much as looks in the general direction of anything pink
>Will coddle and baby your children, turning them into spoiled brats who are unfit for the real world
>Will wait until she's in her late 20's to marry
>Will wait until she's in her 30's to have a baby (which means your child will likely have a developmental disorder)
>Will probably only want one child
>Will likely not give a fuck about you or your children, will instead focus on her career
Latin American woman:
>Will instill family values and traditions into your children
>Will teach your son how to act like a proper man
>Will discipline and prepare your children for the real world
>Will want to marry before she reaches 25
>Will want kids before she reaches 25
>Will want multiple kids
>Will make your family her first priority and become a stay-at-home mom if you want her to be
Remind me again, why are we so obsessed with "saving the white race" when white women are not worth saving in the first place? Especially when we can save the white race by having Castizo children?

tweaking all day

dropped 10mg valium for the comedown

happy days

>>78943586
Alright mate, we've all seen it now. Some of us even read some of it. So you can stop posting it.

There is no Janny

I'm okay.
How about you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1VNW-oX3z4

are bum wanks gay?

>>78943675
nowt gay about a cheeky finger up the arse while wanking

Nothing wrong with having a nice pint in a beer garden by yourself

>>78943675
Ask your dad

>>78943703
Pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoJfEv4eqzs
GOAT hannah choon

>>78943675
not really
all men have a prostate, nothing gay about wanting more powerful orgasms that can last for up to an hour

you just have to be careful to make sure youre imagining your bum toy to be a woman's finger or a woman's penis, and NOT a mans willy

>>78943703
extremely glad for being able to see this a second time thanks

>>78943703
beer gardens in summer make me miss smoking desu

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>orgasms that can last for up to an hour

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wtf guys

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>>78943718

what are some good new albums to listen to boys?

Anecdotal but 100% of the people I have heard complaining about gentrification in Peckham are the gentrification in Peckham. It's all "yah when I moved here back in 2013 it was so much cheaper and more derelicte, so I told Hugo and Lottie to move here too, but now it's all gentrified waah"

Arse biscuits

>>78943779
none
I prefer their earlier work

>>78943757
manny mentioned

>>78943779
Loyle Carner - Yesterday's Gone

>albums

Hello redd.it

>>78943832
the virgin album

>>78943675
>gay
do you find people of the same gender attractive?

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Howling

Is it wrong to wank off to the memories of shagging your gf back when you were 15yo?

>>78943584
bet she's a coalburner

go ask your mates and people on the street if bum wanks are gay. you'll get your answer then.

What's a bum wank?

>>78943934
when you wank into another mans arsehole

>>78943779
Post Malone - Stoney

the virgin jerkoff:
>orgasm lasts less than a second
>messy cum flies everywhere
>refractory period of an hour or more
>death grip impairs future sensitivity

the chad prostate massage:
>orgasm lasts up to an hour
>sensations can be so strong you lose control of your lower body
>cum dribbles out in a neat puddle; convenient, no mess
>zero refractory period, can cum over and over again
>you get more and more sensitive the more you do it

>>78943911
nonce

>>78943808
>>78943808
>>78943808
new

>>78943934
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503771632373.webm

>>78943911
FONNT (fuck off normie nonce twat)

>>78943934
cheeky finger or two up the bumhole while you have a liverpool handshake

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>>78943618
A white woman's mission in life used to be to marry and have children.
Now her mission in life is to please Rabbi Shlomo and show him that she isn't racist by riding as much nonwhite cock as she can find and by making any white men she can find into worthless, cockless sissies. She wants western civilization destroyed. Ask any white woman what she thinks about whites as a race and she will either respond with "race is a social construct," will voice her hatred of whites as a race, or will say something about how whites becoming a minority in their own countries is a good thing. White women will also try to have mulatto children they will look less white than if she mixed with any other race.
Latin American women are, on average, mostly European genetically. That means if you mix with a Mestiza and your children are Castizos, your children will look white. The same goes for mixing with Middle East women, since their features are already very similar to European features. They will look mostly European.
So you need to choose.
Breed with a white woman, which means your sons will be weak sissified men like Rabbi Moshe told her to make her sons, or they will be daughters who will work to further the goals of the Jews and destroy the western world.
Or breed with a Latin American or Middle Eastern woman who will raise your sons to be real men who take pride in their country and heritage instead of hating it and doing anything they can to destroy any trace of it.

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>>78943903

>>78943985
That's kinda what is troubling

Bum wanks sound pretty gay

>>78944032
love these

You must pay 100m euros. Don't ask us why though.

>>78944047
erm putting a phallic object in your arse to replicate a gay-act isn't gay ok sweetie?

>>78943903
Don't get it

any shaggers about

>>78944030
I think you're making some gross generalisations. My mum and sister are both white women and very traditional, procreational and supportive women.

>Ask any white woman what she thinks about whites as a race and she will either respond with "race is a social construct," will voice her hatred of whites as a race, or will say something about how whites becoming a minority in their own countries is a good thing
It's very sad that you believe this nonsense.

>>78944032
socialist memes are always facebook tier

>>78944085
its not gay if a woman puts her finger up yer arse though is it

>>78944114
bit gay

>>78944104
don't reply to that copypasta, you'll only encourage him

>>78944075
Do you know who that photoshopped woman's face is? Google Myra Hindley.

there is literally nothing gay about a bit of anal stimulation

>>78944114
its a bit gay

>>78944104
don't reply to bait you fucking retard

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41100226
based devon lads

>>78944114
little bit gay

>>78944104
Don't feed autismo yank

>>78944176
hello fat nigger

Goatse here AMA

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>>78944172
>>78944154
>>78944119
its NOT gay you virgin twats

>>78944201
It's only gay if you asked

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why are germans so good at design

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>Don't feed autismo yank

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White "women" are nothing but a drain on society. When did western society start collapsing in on itself? When white "women" were given any semblance of power. Who votes for far left parties? White "women." Who thought it would be a good idea to turn white men into feminine sissies? White women. Who begun importing third worlders? White "women." Who now chooses those third world men instead of the men they ruined? White "women." Who refuses to stop turning men in their countries into feminine "men." White "women." Who then continues to import more third worlders to renew their supply of non-ruined men? White "women." Who hates people just for having a penis or not being brown? White "women." Which group deserves merciless genocide? White "women." White men need to start doing what white women do and stop breeding with whites. They need to take superior women from other countries and marry them instead. Because if white men keep choosing white women, the cycle continues if they have even a single daughter, because they daughter will make it her mission in life to not only ruin white men but to ruin western civilization as a whole. How you raise her does not matter if professors Moshe Rosenburg and Devorah Goldenstein get to her at any point in her life.
Say no to the collapse of the western world.
Say no to white "women."

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I wonder who could be behind this plane............

don't feed ANY of the yanks
the fat cunts have ate enough

what's up with the yank

Bloody hell lads, is today National Get Killed On The Road Day? Why did no one tell me?

I NARROWLY avoided two collisions on the drive home today and saw more retarded driving and suicidal cycling in 30 minutes than I usually do in a few months.

Is everyone just riled up from being stuck behind cyclists because it's a relatively nice day?

>>78943757
Looks big

>>78944278
he is american

>>78944284
someone got killed at the end of my road just 2 days ago

proto gf just sent me this >>78944293

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And he said, "I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover", yeah
Dying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"

moving to mongolia lads

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>>78944274
No

>>78944357
you'll fit right in, you're already a fucking mong

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You wake up in Shanghai

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anime

got four litres of wine leds
best feeling in the world knowing i can black out any time i choose

>>78944360
hes getting fatter by the second jesus christ

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Would you buy one?

>>78944371
based britbro coming in with the epic bants

>>78944400
>best feeling in the world knowing i can black out any time i choose
you can without the win
just say one bad word to me and await the right hook

hey buds

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i have tentatively decided these are the 4 soft toys i will be bringing to university

First you get the money
Then you get the power
Then you get the women

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>>78944357
this is what i call paradise

>>78944421
bender nonce normie yank leaf twat

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some of these wee bastards have been with me since the beginning

>>78944431
which one has the swiper?

>>78944444
that's not mongolia

>>78944450
digging a hole in my back garden all the way to aus right now mate
be patient

>>78944460
it is

>>78944457
Can tell by that jawline, hair and sweater that you're wealthy

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Business idea: India
https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=India&displayCurrency=GBP

Lads, I always think the anti-reddit spam here is overblown, then I post on reddit and end up having some autistic 15 year old talking down to me.

Why does this keep happening? Why does reddit attract pretentious cunts?

i went visiting my nans grave today and i saw these huge Irish gypsy shrines and couldn't help but have a hearty chuckle.

One of the shrines had a fucking white transit van and caravan made out of marble and about 5 laminated life sized cardboard cut outs of the dead gypsy lad.

where the fuck are gypsys getting all this money from? It must've cost like 50 grand

>>78944457
post bum x

>>78944457
>not taking police bear

pleb

>>78944500
woofter nonce

>>78944491
have you considered for a second that they just know more than you?

>>78944479
proof?

>>78944492
copper wire thievery

>>78944457
still own the teddy I was given as a gift on my day of birth back in 1995

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Find me a better anthem than this

Oh wait there are none, MARCH ON!

any good books on etymology lads

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>retarded basketball player asks retarded question directly to the professor in the middle of a lecture hall in front of 200 people

>>78944431
thats a lot of teddy bears

>>78944523
No

>>78944540
umm sweaty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

>>78944559
video x

>>78944457
t. tarquin dad overcompensated for not being there due to work by buying presents for his son, tarquin jr

>>78944533
i took the screenshot myself for a "guess the country" thread a few months ago

>>78944540
shite
even america has a better national anthem than that

>>78944431
what are their names?
which one will have the swiper?

>>78944377
pengest of them all

>>78944616
Fuck you!

>>78944616
does your country even HAVE a national anthem?

>>78944600
50s america was a literal paradise

>>78944607
>trust my personal anecdote dude, that's proof right lmao???
would scream laughing in your face if you uttered this to me in real life

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>>78944569
for you

>>78944618
from left to right

Jelly, Oxford Bear, Fire Bear, Sheep Thing

>>78944650
so will 2030s ireland after the great anglo migration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iEL6k5E6o
yeah that's a tad fucked

>>78944548
a very good way to find niche recommendations is to google "site:reddit.com good books on etymology"

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lol

>>78944592
good selection, but the Chinese one just edges it out imo

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There's one fatal flaw in white "women" today.
She has absolutely no loyalty.
She will leave he boyfriend if she finds one who is better looking, has more money, or has a bigger cock.
She will ignore her vows and will engage in adultery if she sees a man who's cock she wants inside of her.
She will throw her children into a daycare if she feels bored at home and wants to go out drinking or wants to get a job because Rabbi Shlomo told her that a woman's place is slaving for his cousin Moshe, the CEO of Goldenburg Enterprises.
She will betray her homeland if she doesn't agree with everything the head of the government says.
She will defy anything and everything her parents tell her because Professor Ronda Rosenburg, PhD of Women's Studies told her that they're dumb old racists who don't want Tyrone to impregnate her.
This is why white "women" are dregs of society. They don't care about the greater good. They want to import refugees because it makes them feel good, not because they care about the welfare of the refugees. That's why they don't donate to charity, instead they want to government to take care of them. That's why they don't care about if the refugees are actual refugees. They just want more third worlders in their country because it makes them feel good and because they feel like they need to "replace the aging population" which could've been accomplished by just having children of their own. But Professor Israel told her that the world already has enough people, so whites shouldn't breed. Instead we should import Africans who have 15 children each. Because only whites contribute to overpopulation.
This is why white "women" need to be wiped out. They have always been and will always be the fifth column of the Jews and we can only save our way of life by getting rid of them.

>>78944651
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/72097864/#72098513

>>78944687
The Virgin Rant

>>78944642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUHKN6VUjCU

watching a wasp eat discarded chicken popcorn

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>The GF thinks I'm autistic because I like listening to national anthems in my car

MY CAR MY MUSIC REEEE

>>78944740
>gf

GTFO

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>>78944716
>DUDE HERES ME SAYING MY PERSONAL ANECDOTE LMAO
howling my head off, absolute retard

sanchez staying at farsenal lads

>>78944593
literally just happened in front of mine own eyes

>get double charged for car insurance
>on blower to admiral
>hold for 15 mins and line dies, have to ring back
not fucking happy lads, I'm a grand out of pocket and they won't even answer the sodding phone

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right
its 1830

here we go

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>>78944740
Mum thinks I'm autistic because my collection of maid images

>>78944668
too many foreigners in this country to ever be a paradise

doing comfy oblivion

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pengpengpengpengpeng

the london experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgAn0F72pw8

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>>78944772
>have a prepaid card I use abroad when on holiday
>charge it with £800
>it doesn't work
>do it again
>it goes through
>call and ask for a refund
>it doesn't come
>call again
>they refund me twice
>never say anything

heheh coppers still haven't caught me to this day, truly my finest hour, bet the forensic accountants were scratching their heads bamboozled at how they'd just been had

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Mongolia, the final frontier

>>78944777
>>78944807
bit gay

need a non-degenerate bf

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mmmm thick bottoms

>>78944740
old patriotic German, British and American songs are the comfiest desu

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

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what would you do if you got charged this?

>>78944845
everyone's got such a boner for soviet music, Chinese marching songs are clearly superior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5q4cL9qZQI

need a traditional, conservative gf to stay at home and be pure while I go out and do pills on the weekends

>>78944848
kick myself for not checking the price of something I bought

Feel really bad when i make stuff up when my nanna asks what I've been doing all week :(

wish i was american sometimes tbqh

>>78944848
don't drink aspartame

have curry sauce and some pasta, can you combine the two to make korma penne do you think?

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>>78944764

>>78944895
why?

>>78944765
The Lamar deal won't go through cuz it's "too late"

>>78944848
Personally, I wouldn't go to London
Secondly, I would ask for my 50p back unless they listed it on the menu.
If they didn't, I report them to Trading Standards

>>78944889
I can lie flat out to my parents and not feel an ounce of guilt, feel so bad lying to old people though

why is this

>>78944882
the chinese language isn't far behind arabic on the list of the worst sounding languages desu

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>wish i was american sometimes tbqh

>>78944848
part and parcel init

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>>78944889

>>78944889
You'd probably feel worse if you were honest to her like I am.

>>78944817
actually disgusting
trash

>>78944910
i've had that before. its a bit weird because its an unusual combination but it tastes fine.

>>78944917
not according to the BBC
>Their target was Monaco winger Thomas Lemar and an agreement was reportedly reached between the clubs for a fee in the region of £90m.
>However, it is thought that the 21-year-old France international decided against the move.
let's be honest if you were a top player why the fuck would you want to go to arsenal

Can't be bothered with the rest of the day. Wish I could just fast forward life sometimes.

>>78944934
why does that shower head have electric wires on it

currently starving

don't have any food and benes don't come in for a week

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>the chinese language isn't far behind arabic on the list of the worst sounding languages desu

>>78944969
Just enjoy the little things.

>>78944990
where do you live? we'll go get a kebab or something mate

>>78944925
this

EU 'flabbergasted' after Britain reportedly spent 3 hours lecturing officials about the Brexit divorce bill (uk.businessinsider.com)

mad aren't we

Chinese/Mandarin sounds awful. I was surprised when I first heard it

It sounds like a butchered version of an American trying to speak Japanese

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got spots all over my face again

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>>78944980
it's a brazillian shower you new cunt

>>78945010
scotland

>>78944990
been there. rough as. i resorted to searching the streets for discarded takeaways. go to a church or google freeganism.

>>78945038
yeah but why would they put electrical wire on it, what advantage does it give? heat? water pressure?

>>78944962
Says everything that Ox took a pay cut on a new arse deal to go to Liverpool instead

>>78945026
kind of hate the EU but kind of want britain to get an absolutely appalling deal for the laugh anyway

paki paki paki

Arabic is incredibly difficult to pronounce and understand, only the most gifted can understand and appreciate its complexity.

>>78945053
hmm i live in cumbria

close but a little far, if you're cute i'll come

>>78944990
been in this position as a student.

went to a gurdwara and they had free curry. was p peng.

>>78945077
just brazilian engineering innit

>>78944990
https://www.trusselltrust.org/get-help/find-a-foodbank/

>>78945086
rorke will call you a Rasheed, but Arabic is actually a beautiful language

>>78945077
they don't have water heaters so that big white shower head heats up the water for them. they are too retarded to engineer one without fucking wires sticking out of the wall

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>>78945038

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@78945000

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>>78944990
food bank nearby?

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>>78945126

You now arrive in London, Capital City of the United Kingdom
https://mobile.twitter.com/MarcoGutierrez/status/903269143922610176

>pull down pants
>shit into hand
>eat the shit

why yes, i am welsh

>>78944990
go to a food bank. If there aren't any around then go to some sort of place of worship (i know sikh temples give free meals and i assume other places do too)

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>hes here

>>78945096
i'm still young. but no anal

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he's here

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>>78945174

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anzu

>>78945162
wahey Alan's back in Thailand, how many 13 year olds are you going on dates with now you creepy nonce

>>78945184
underage detected.

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>>78945217

*hides my dog*

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>>78944848
>London

>>78945160
remarkably rapid autism

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>>78944990

Just sharted ama

The GF said she's not getting my car if we have to listen to communist music

Told her she can take the bus then haha wahey!

>>78945010 >>78945068 >>78945099 >>78945113 >>78945126 >>78945177
this has been a test and /brit/ passed. really heart warming, lads ;-;7

good to know. will probably be like that at some point

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gf thinks I'm autistic for buying these

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>>78945217
stupendous post

>>78945270
you dont have a girlfriend

>>78945174
I once read about a Welsh army sergeant who showed off how hard he was by lining up the lads then, in front of them all, pulling down his trousers and shitting onto a slice of bread, folding it and eating it.

>>78944980
in some poorer countries they can't (or don't want to) heat lots of water at once so they get special shower heads with heating elements in them. if correctly wired, they shouldn't have any exposed wires and should be grounded, but lazy electricians just leave the ground hanging and let the water carry the charge. it's insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNjA0aee07k

>>78945223
Settled with a 27 years old GF actually. Cut ties/friendzoned all the other GFs. She is adorable.

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>Tfw the kamrads are starving but I'm Politburo

business idea: state mandated girlfriends

>>78945282
autism

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>>78945217
disgusting specimen. has to hide her ugly chin too

>>78943585
looks like she'd give you a disease.

>>78945284
would split her in half

>>78945310
sparta unironically had this
wish i was a spartan

>>78945306
No worries we'll just freeze the grain

>>78945295
sounds like it could save money if they had a way to do it safely

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too much? y/n?

This deadline day is driving me crazy. Where do you reckon Mahrez will go lads?

Girlfriend thinks I'm autistic for having autism.

i dont want to be this way

>>78945341
i'd look like that if i lost some weight

>>78945323
looks even cuter
would put her in a wheelchair

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>spent the last 2 months at work litearlly dossing
>did the odd thing here and there but generally did fuck all
>forgot i had to construct some mini dataset
>person who needed it emailed me about how it was coming along and whether they could see it

i suppose i need to spend the whole weekend fucking around with data, but i'll be honest this is a fairly annoying happenstance.

>>78945257
alright don't cry on me now lol

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>alri love

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>>78945329
don't think it would be difficult

https://www.reddit.com/r/london/comments/6x897t/something_weird_happened_today_need_a_bit_of/

the london experience

halfway through my penultimate beer

bit of a worry if i'm honest

>>78945372
no one replied when you posted that earlier because they dont care, not because they missed it. take the hint.

DID THE MAN KICK THE BALL?!?!??!

Why do niggers look like chimps?

>>78943519
b-boypussy bear?

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>>78945348

>>78945372
That's working smart as opposed to working hard.

>>78945402
>she will never ever post nudes

>>78945417
I was phoneposting whilst constructin 2 sheets of the dataset.

didn't look at my replies.

Left an unmarked envelope just outside someone's house yesterday
Lad must be going mental

>>78945446
Fuck off nonce

>>78945458
i dont actually care

Reddit
Starbucks
Cards Against Humanity
Stand-up comedy
Rick and Morty
"Science"
Reddit shoes
Paying with your phone

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>>78945430
hi ;)

Anecdotal but 100% of the people I have heard complaining about gentrification in Peckham are the gentrification in Peckham. It's all "yah when I moved here back in 2013 it was so much cheaper and more derelicte, so I told Hugo and Lottie to move here too, but now it's all gentrified waah"

PSG are gonna win da league lads

>Prescription opioid use is up 300–400% since 2000. The US consumes 83% of the world's oxycodone.
The non-relative state

>>78945479
dont reply to it.

>>78945483
i managed to tell them i could have some stuff for them to look at in a week.

plan is to fling the report im writing to my superior. let him sit on that.

whilst finessing this thing really quickly.

>>78945355
Funky town

>>78945480
>>78945480
>>78945480
NEW

>>78945480
>>78945480
>>78945480
NEW

make it stop

>>78945531
>>78945531
>>78945531
>>78945531

>>78945341
The manlet body

>>78945487
Agree about the other ones, but what are Reddit shoes?

got invited to play dungeons and dragons this weekend. should I go? I enjoy video game rpgs

You don't get to kill different humans just because they are inside your body.

We're gonna play a game called: When Should You Be Able To Kill This Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYFT_TmonY