/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

>>78941051
Oh jeez that's going to be fun.

>>78941051
>/fug/ is back
ebin
>canadian OP
oh deer

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>>78941098
>>78941214
>>78941231
first three posts of the newly raised /fug/, immortalized in picture.

>>78941051
I love you guys, we should unite, submit the US to our will, conquer the middle east, harvest the fruits of Africa and then struggle against Asia until they are crushed.

Then we will live forever as poets on the edge of a thunderbolt

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>>78941051
>leaf
excuse me?

good thread though

>>78941324
Small thinker.
We will take the solar system.
Claiming Neptune

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little known fact: this is the actual size of the UK

>>78941470
that's a big island

>>78941470
A BIG GUY

>>78941470
This is why it never rains in the UK

/fug/ is doomed to fail desu

>>78941691
/fug/ wird niemals kapitulieren.

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Sup slaves.

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>>78941380
soon brother...

>>78941470
dont fuck up our gulf stream

>>78941783
french girl is cute

>>78941691
As long as people use English and avoid taboo topics

>>78941324
we unironically could pulled that off 100 years ago, but now its too late :(

why do germans always answer to me in german in /deutsch/?

>>78941830
She's the best, like everything french

>>78941898
don't do that please

>>78941885
>Why do German speakers speak German to me in German general?
Probably autism.

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>>78941885
We don't want to disappoint Guido, or would you?

>>78941761
>>78941833
I like the idea but I don't think there's enough people interested to keep regular threads going.

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>>78941470
Just like Atlantis
so Great Cataclysm when?

>>78941885
fires a neuron

>>78941867
Thanks to who?

Johnny Willy John, as always

>>78941979
We'll just have to keep the thread bumped and attract new posters. Super big generals like /cum/ only ever tend to have around 25 regular posters, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Music time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M6S1t7ntlg

>>78942107
Fair enough, I'll stick around for a while.

>>78942107
We're already 14 in 30 minutes

>>78942152
I would also say that we should post links in other generals, but we would probably just get the worst posters.

>>78942200
all me

>>78942215
Yeah if you post a link in /brit/ we might get Canadian posters

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>>78942249
Haha, yeah. That would suck, wouldn't it?

Reminder that France is responsible for America

>>78941324
mhmmm submit to your will daddy. ill be a good girl.

>>78942439
you're morer responsiblerer. thanks a lot I want to off myself.

>>78942445
Atrocious Yank post

>>78942521
Wrong we would've stopped the Yank menace had the French not interfered.

>>78941051
Britain should be the redhead next to France. Germany should be the blonde.

>>78942555
2bh I would have rather it happened that way. I wish new england could be part of canada. I feel we're held back by the ther b*rgers.

>>78941051
You can stop including us btw.
Don't want to share a thread with people that hate us just because the acronym is funny.

>>78942672
Nobody hates you harry hun

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RtmgiQSKkD

>>78941946
when someone talks to us in /fr/ in ENGLISH, we respond in ENGLISH
because if he knew french he would spoke it

>>78942672
/fug/ is a general of friendship

>>78942439
>>78942555
stop this meme, when we intervened the americans were already fighting you for 3 years, we just accelerated the process

>>78942742
>british humor

>>78942839
Perfidious Citizen Francois

>>78942672
ask any frenchmen, we don't hate you
for real
only larpers that would lurk here would do, irl no one does
stop playing the victim

>>78942672
Was bist du speaking about Hans?
No-fucking-body hates you

>>78942933
Ok frogbro. I think you are right.

>>78943012
>>78943023
Aren't Germans and French nearly identical biologically speaking?

>>78943135
just like we are chico

>>78943135
Germans are pure Aryans
French are gauls with lots of roman and germanic rape genes

>>78943179
>t. Rhinelandhybrid

>>78943135
we're franks who mixed with gallo-romans
germans are germans

>>78943135
The french were born with souls

>>78942672
Only the brits and their ex consorts hate us.
French are brotier.

Franco-British union was the only sensible decision following the war 2bh

>>78943353
to be honest i am really sad seeing you guys leave

>>78943404
My post had nothing to do with the EU

Britbong on holiday, its fucking hot

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>>78943353
Wish we could turn back time, aux bons jours.

>>78943285
I don't think brits or one of their colonies hate us.

>>78943517
reeeing a bit over this shit

also you may forget one thing, this was a french noble pretending to the kingdom of France. If he managed to be the king, he would've go back to France, because it had much more people and it was richer. England would've probably be filled with french people and your culture would've disappeared to be french. You would surely all speak french. That doesn't sound like a good idea

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J'AIME L'OIGNON FRIT A L'HUILE

>>78942568
>we're the shitskin that looks like a tranny and probably is

rude

>>78943516
It's been an unusually hot summer over here too. It's gotten up to +30C way too many times.

>>78943563
There are a few American super-patriots who like to live vicariously through old war vets that kinda hate you guys. They also hate Italy and Japan though.

>>78943605
shako is the best hat

>>78942933
Actually, I fucking hate Germany, politically and historically

But I have nothing against krauts, as long as they don't try to fuck with us, I guess

>>78943683
well that's just you
The average frenchman don't hate Germany

>>78943657
I thought Americans were the ones who are the coolest with us.

>>78943702
He ought to

>>78943517
wow

Imagine what it could have been...

A fucking superpower

>>78943135
I don't know

>brown eyes
>brown hair (used to be blonde)
>celtic features (I guess)

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>>78943605

>>78943683
*fucks with you*

>>78943712
They are Germans that hate Germans so they're the most like you yes

>>78943702
The average Frenchman doesn't know shit about history and politics

He's happy about muh revolution, muh rights, muh freedom and having niggers and sandniggers ruining his country

>>78943712
Most of them are. It's just a hand-full of crazy rednecks and such that aren't. Canada has a growing fondness for Germans as well due to the fact that more and more of you guys are immigrating and entering the work force. People love German workers over here.

FUCK THE BOCHE
BALKANIZE GERMANY
OCCUPY RHINELAND
hey im that LARPer you talked about

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>>78943739
IT'S DEATH, THEN

>>78943735
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-British_Union
A union almost happened

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So this thread is basically French Half-French and German

>>78943836
The only good idea the french ever had and we rejected it like all the others. What a pity.

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Glad it's not us trying to derail /fug/ for once.

>>78943836
I know

Would be pretty badass, tb h

(except in case of humiliation due to military defeat, of course)

Joint thread with the Finno-Ugrics when ?
/fug/^2 = France/Finland, UK/Ungern, Germany/Gaystonia

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>>78943852
french, half french, half french :^)

Why are we the only european people to accept our Frenchness?

>>78943741
Hm

>>78943802
You know what is funny? There is a village where lots of canadians live here.
I go there every year for a scout trip and I see leaf flags everywhere. It's crazy

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>>78943938
better map

>>78943821
Pls bless us with one of your haplotype maps, oh dark lord

>>78943942
Weird. I wonder what draws so many Canadians there. Is it a tourist place or just a normal village?

>the french asked to have a union with britain in the 50s

What the fuck was Anthony Eden's problem that would've saved this country

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Why dont we all sack Rome once more ? I dont lile Italians tbqh.

>>78943999
We must make Europe Celtic again

>>78944016
Just a village. There is a small airport nearby and a big forest. The only tourists there are scouts who go there ones a year.
There is also a company which is probably canadian then.

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>your president/primeminister/chacellor/ doesn't fuck a milf

>>78944028
Look at his face

The eternal gaul just didn't care

>the germans asked to have a union with austria in the 30s
What the fuck was Karl Renner's problem, that would've saved the country

>>78944117
>your countries leader isn't a milf

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Love a bit o' the good olde fash

>>78944162
The french asked to join Britain though with Elizabeth II as head of state. It was easy money mate

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>>78944125

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>>78944197

>>78944123
>do you guys really consider us military losers or is it just an internet meme?
the latter but its fun to pretend otherwise

>What does the average british or german think about french military history?
the average brit doesnt know shit about history so will probably buy the meme
anybody with the tiniest bit of knowledge knows that france has a great military record

>>78944018
Hey look, I look you, but that union would have never worked out, beans and breakfast is the worst sin man can accomplish.

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>>78944247
Doctor Shekelstein

Je suis Guérin

>>78944018
>share my bread with perfidious anglos
shan't be doing tht

>>78944247
1306 will commence again

>>78944381
great idea but pretty lame meme lines

Imagine drinking wine and thinking you're even 1/4 of a man

>>78944503
>drinking

Reckon we should've allied the Germans in the 1890s they are our natural friends

tonight is the night I drink myself to death

Think it's really sad that the brits despise us so much.

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>>78944277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7KXJ91QQ5M

>78944576
du nervst

>>78944534
Willy fucked it up by building his grand fleet

>>78944601
cringe pic
wish people would stop posting this reddit tier meme

>>78944609
No u

>>78944018
Eden was a drug addict and a paedophile.

Better one is that the Saudis begged us not to give them independence and even offered to pay the full costs of a British protectorate as long as we kept them under a governor general

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>pasta

>>78944697
>incognito mode
why

also don't be rude

>>78944922
perfect post

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>>78945066

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>>78944697
Imagine dying while facing Italians

>shit, Northern France is invaded by germans and we have to deal with them!?

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>>78944922
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8424904/People-with-Norman-names-wealthier-than-other-Britons.html

lol

>>78944922
mr bean looks like your average modern frog

>>78944922
>>78945129
So French people and Normans have black hair and are swarthy?

>>78944576
Blame Jewish propaganda.

>so butthurt you call the french invasion of 1066 the norman invasion and pretend they were purely vikings
jeez

>>78946128
I thought the Normans were just vikings that settled in France? I guess they would have mixed with the locals quite a lot though.

Why do Germans seem to think the rest of Europe hates them ? Is it only because of /int/ memesor have you acknowleged hate in real life aswell ?

Genuinely curious

>>78947116
My guess would be that we bash them for everything that go wrong in the EU, because of their dominant position politically and economically since 2008 or so.

>>78945176
Doesn't surprise me much. A lot of old nobility managed to keep their wealth and influence till to this day, in Europe and other part of the world.

>>78947116
Because it's always the same autist.

>>78941830
She looks bad

>>78947116
Nah it's just me.
It's also mostly online comments.

Question for German fellows, what is the best city in Germany?

>>78948083
Straßburg

>>78948244
i wanted to post this but I was waiting for the countdown

british people who think that they are "norman" or "celtic" are even more pathetic than heritage americans

discuss

>>78948295
Yeah, they are normally insecure in some aspect.

>>78946128
most people you ask won't have a clue that they were viking at all, they think they were french

Celtic-Norman here lads AMA

>>78946299
they weren't vikings, but also see >>78949056
more comparable to french than vikings though

you might be confused because England also got invaded by vikings in 1066, but Harold beat them before getting beaten by the Normans

>>78948083
Lübeck imo

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>>78947116
It's true tho. Don't you dare destroy our imperfect worldview

>>78941051
>fug
quality thread, 1st for british tea

>>78941098
>Oh jeez that's going to be fug.
fixed this for you Brudi

>>78941051
Firstly, they look like men.
Secondly, Germany and Britain should swap.

>>78941833
>People use English
Yes, and most of us know French too. It's just German that no one really knows.

>Avoid taboo topics
Terrible idea. Policing generals is where shit fucks up.

>>78950902
Why should they swap?

>>78944277
What the fuck, I agree with you!

>>78945176
>What is owning land and connections

>>78948083
Heidelberg is pretty good. I used to study there.

Post music from your cunt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13hZtnMFRMw

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>>78951699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x537Cqg5nEI

>>78951699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D9QaSx2_t0

>>78941885
peut-être parce que c'est la langue de ce fil?

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>>78943605
J'AIME L'OIGNON QUAND IL EST BON

>>78952996
I always have this suspicion that the french can't actually cook better than anyone, but it just seems that way because of your language
soupe à l'oignon sounds a lot fancier than Zwiebelsuppe

>>78944922
>>78945129
always wonder where scots fall in this, especially the orkney/shetland/hebridies ones.

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AND GETTING CAUGHT?... I SHUPPOSE... THAT'S PART OF YOUR PLAN AS WELL?

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>>78953226
Shhh, don't think about it and enjoy this *whispers* mille-feuille...

>>78953226
zwiebelsuppe sounds fantastic
better than onion soup

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>>78953265
SHAN
SHAAAAA

>>78953425
I'm pretty sure zwiebelsuppe literaly means onion soup, tho
Just like soupe à l'oignon

Hello friends.

I think all of us here today can agree on one thing

Allemagne est merde

>>78953452
it does
onion soup sounds disgusting though

>>78953452
It's not about what it means but rather about how it sounds

>>78953467
No u

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>>78953487
Ah yeah right
Honestly it always feels weird to hear people talk about French dishes and say they sound/are fancy as fuck, when it's just the norm for us
Guess this is kinda turning into a food thread
I'm hungry and have some crêpes ready downstairs

>>78952884
>>78942802

>>78953612
>crêpes
how do you make them? do you have the wooden tool and the round heating plate?

>>78953821
you can just make up the wooden tool and use a flat pan made for crepes

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>>78953821
I just use a pan and a gaz stove actually, but I also have pic related when I have guests

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>>78953612
>3€

Wut?
Always thought food was pretty expensive in France. This looks pretty damn good, especially for 3€.

>>78953856
i personally don't use any tool i just smear it on the pan by moving it*

>>78953919
Also I used chestnut flour instead of regular one this time, it gives a great, well, chestnut flavour

>>78953814
/deutsch/ is pretty cancerous (most of the time), it's better if you don't go there anyway

>>78953919
what is this meme device
this is an offence

>>78953957
try black wheat

>>78941470
haha little ireland

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>>78953949
It really depends which kind of food, the thing I posted is pretty simple to do and doesn't require very expensive ingredients so I'm not surprised.
Bakeries usually have top tier food that will fill you up and for a far better price than going to a fast food. When I lived in a real city I'd eat good sandwiches and stuff like I posted everytime I wanted to eat "out" instead of burgers and stuff

>>78953856
>>78953919
and what are some common additions?
cheese, honey, jam?

>>78954004
Is this seriously the first time you see this
It's common as fuck, and even if you don't own one you can't miss them in supermarkets and stuff
Assuming you are normie enough to either have friends or going to the supermarket

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>>78953814
>>78953971

Also we are living the meme.
This guy (former foreign minister) told an English reporter that asked him a question in english on a press conference "It is Germany here, we speak German. A German reporter in England would also ask his questions in English, so please..." (of course in German)

Why is German internet culture so fucking autistic.

What do they put in the water there.

>>78954111
I never saw such thing
it looks stupid

I live in Provence so maybe that explains it?

>>78954103
whatever you want bb

>>78954134
this is stupid

>>78954049
Already did, pretty fucking good
That would become an galette tho, no ? You wouldn't want to trigger the Bretons

>>78954103
All you mentionned. A popular sugary one is the "crêpe suzette"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cr%C3%AApe_Suzette?oldformat=true
But at home people just put whatever the fuck they want on it. My usual one when I'm hungry is egg, various cheeses, sliced tomatoes, onions and herbs+pepper. Basically a pizza, I'll admit

>>78954134
his english was famously bad, he probably didn't want to get humiliated

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The Jerries are alright, but France?

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>>78954265
what is the problem?

>>78954184
>I live in Provence so maybe that explains it?

I'm in Languedoc so I doubt it
To be fair it's really practical, when you really have 6 people sitting at the table it's a pain in the ass to just have a couple frying pans for everybody
My parents had this at home and it we had crêpes sundays every now and then with friends

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>>78941051
Fuggg :DDDD

>>78954242
>That would become an galette tho, no ?
just the name, it's still a crêpe

>La galette de sarrasin est un type de crêpe salée à base de farine de sarrasin.

also here is some cute names i see on wikipedia

>Le bourriol est une crêpe de blé noir très ancienne.
>Le tourtou est une crêpe de sarrasin et de froment.

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>>78954068
Yeah, same here, you get something like pic related for maybe 50 Cent more than a stupid little cheeseburger at McDonalds...
Still thought that French food is more expensive because we have kinda like the (positive) clichee of the French being willing to pay good money for good food while we all run to Aldi all the time.

>>78954313
yeah but that's boring, you don't get to bump the crêpes and those look small too

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cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlbLHviSTPc

>>78954312
>Being N*rmans
>Being smelly
>Ending Concorde (fuck you I will never forgive you for it)

>>78954503
where did you get this footage of my gf

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>>78954388
Dully noted, because I stopped counting the number of times I was galette*'d

>>78954401
Both are true I think, I prefer to eat less but good quality stuff but sometimes I just shop at Lidl and that's it. Even cheap supermarkets sell good quality, and with the AOC/AOP system you know the cheese will be the same whether you buy it at Aldi or a dairy store
French people like to take their time and enjoy a proper meal, that's true. But out of 65 000 000 people, there will also be thousands of cheap fuck or people who just can't afford proper food

>>78954181
Internet in general is pretty autistic

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>>78954589
>Being smelly
sorry i'm western frank, not eastern frank aka g*rm

>concorde
no one wanted to pay for this bullshit anyway

>>78954463
They are indeed small, but that way you eat like 10 and you can have a different flavour with each crêpe

>>78954689
meh, i prefer the traditional way

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>>78954181
THEY'RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

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>>78954751
Well I prefer a good old fat galette at a restaurant, but the 6 crêpes device holds memories

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>>78954776
We we always gay sweaty x

>>78954818
what about cheese in a can?

>>78942672
Stop projecting Sören, they only dislike self-hating cucks like you.

>>78944381
This a very rude meme

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>>78954818
>not hard cheese
pleb

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>>78954865

>>78954981
don't ever talk to me

>>78954181
>What do they put in the water there.
The question is not *what* they put in our wells but *who* is putting it there.

>>78954910
had a cheeky giggle
i'm getting bored of english food, give me some french dinner time meals

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>>78954981
I didn't make the pic tbf
My favorites are the pâte persillée ones anyway, blue cheeses for you Anglos

>>78954891
Not him but just compare it:
Two guys in a british/french town
One says he's proud german
the other one doesn't say anything about it.

Who do you think they will dislike more?

>>78954818
Only eating cheese traditionally produced where you live is the true path to enlightenment.

>>78954981
Hard cheese are for pleb. Brined cheese is what patrician eat.

>>78954818
>>78954981

>not liking a slightly soft cheese

Port Salut >other cheeses

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>>78955074
The only notable cheeses my departement produces are goat cheeses, like Pélardon
Luckily I live near the based Massif Central and its dairy heaven

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>>78955027
quiche lorraine
tasty
easy to make

>>78942672
What have you done to make me hate you?

unless youre some antifa cuck ofc, or "Greek"

>>78941051
Atleast we have one thing in common: We hate italians

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>>78955096
>Industrial cheese

Not gonna pretend I dislike it, but still

>>78955195
I don't hate italian... They are arrogant and noisy but they're fine

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Yes, hello. My last name is "Dames". I want to know which one of you raped my ancestors.

>>78955192
But most brits told me they hate us.

>>78955206
Its just nice cheese, the other cheeses are fine but thats my favourite at the moment

>>78955172
Thats sold everywhere here desu, well, at least in Waitrose, have it semi regularly

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>>78955279
they will always be the third wheel (or in this case, the fourth)

>>78955299
Its just banter, though some germans are pretty annoying as they cant understand banter and love ze rules, but the swiss are so much worse for that imo.

>>78955195
I like pastaniggers.

>>78955346
Theyre too incompetent , simple and lazy to have anything other than contempt for

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>>78955302
The only proper British cheese I've ever had was Stilton
I'm looking forward to taste many more

>>78955302
>Thats sold everywhere here desu, well, at least in Waitrose, have it semi regularly

How about a croque-madame then
Or pain perdu, easy as fuck and it will fill you up. Not really a dish tho, more like a desert

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How many of you are of huguenots descent ?

>>78955433
as a berliner, chances are high i have atleast one hugenott as my ancestor

>>78955282
Sounds like the French.

Probably not German, at least.

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Confession: I actually prefer craft beer to wine

>>78941324
Mais Pierre, si l'Angleterre, la France et l'Allemagne se unitent, nous allons devenir l'état super musulman. Nous devons partager aux état plus petits: la Saxe, la Bavière, etc.
Puis les porcs juifs à Berlin, Paris et London peuvent rengainer les musulmans

>>78954313
My family has a house in Languedoc.

(I can speak french so i am not one of those working class assholes who shout for beer.)

>>78955432
I wasnt the guy asking about cooking, i just felt like talking about quiche .
Croque madame is okay, but tbqh when i am bothering to fry and egg i dont usually put it on a sandwich, croque moniseur is more normal.

>>78955433
I am not, but my family was exiled to France for being catholic for a while, my ancestor was given a job as a general by King Louis

>>78955359
I mean one time a brit bantered me so I wanted to return the favor and gave some of it back.
He got really triggered and then yelled about how much you guys don't like us.

Don't know if that was normal or an accident in the system of bantphysics.

It was online btw

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Post racist mascots from your cunt

>>78955545
>craft beer

Literally overpriced crap.
If you go for smaller breweries they allread got everything, without calling stupid english names and for 1/3 of the price.

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>>78955577
>My family has a house in Languedoc.

Which departement ? I'm from Hérault
Maybe we've had this conversation before actually, or there are several Brits on /int/ whose family own houses over there. Which wouldn't be that surprising tbf

>>78955577
>Croque madame is okay, but tbqh when i am bothering to fry and egg i dont usually put it on a sandwich

Yeah me neither, it usually ends up in my plate of pasta

>>78955432
looks like a toasted ham sandwich with an egg on top just for a laugh
i though you french were food masters
not impressed

>>78955652
Idk
I just feel like it sounds like you (or possibly he) took it all too seriously, its just internet banter.

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>>78955514
Yes I know "Dames" means "Ladies" in French and Dutch, but the British also give a noble titles to Females and call them a "Dame".

And I backtraced the name and there are a lot of "Dames" people living in Germany,

My 1st cousin did a ancestory test and her wh*te ancestry leads to Western Europe. Same last name btw.

Test

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>>78955680
I disagree, I don't give a fuck about the whole hipster side to craft beer, craft breweries just have excellent beers imo. Not all obviously, and I also enjoy the usual Belgian Triples and stuff, but many do. I'm into really black beers around 10° and there are none in usual shops, they all come from crafts

>>78955766
Makes me also wonder why so many blacks in the US have french name

>>78955661
i have an official metal box like this
love Banania (but Nesquik is better)

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>>78955702
I wanted to suggest something eeasy to make, we may be French but we don't eat coq au vin or canard au sang at every meal

>>78955897
ok
what's a good meat and vegetable based meal then?

>>78955766
really making me think there

>>78955697
Aude

Gruyere and Bechamel are harder to get here, without which what you have is just a ham and cheese toastie which just isnt the same.

Tbh i usually have a bacon sandwich , i get sick of the cheese here (red leicester or cheddar for me) if i have too much of it, especially the smell of it when its melted.
Wensleydale is good too, softer and a more substantial taste imo.

>>78955934
pot au feu

>>78955766
>And I backtraced the name and there are a lot of "Dames" people living in Germany,

Well, according to Verwandt.de it's only about a thousand, with a good chunk not far from the French/BeNeLux border.

Dame also means Lady in German. The Plural is Damen.

>>78955282
Are you a golly wog?

Prove to me that shallots arent the best thing ever (protip : you cant)

>>78955766
Maybe it could be an iberian name?

>>78955680
True, beers like spaten and franziskaner are already great, so many german (and english for that matter) beers that you dont need to bother with the hipster crap

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>>78955934
Blanquette de veau
Stuffed tomatoes/zucchini
Paupiettes and whatever vegetables you want with them

>>78956001
yeah mate
i'll have a good crack at that
cheers lad

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>>78956072
very nice

>>78955830
France owned a lot of America prior to the Louisiana trade. France played a major role in the American War of Revolution as well.

Also Cajun/Creole people.

>>78955968
Really Really makes me think

>>78956019
This post Really Really Really has me thinking.

>>78956025
N-no what is that?

>>78956057
It's Germanic, The Spanish left here way before the British Colonized.

French food is overrated

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>>78941051
The U.S.A. is basically /fug/'s child.

>>78956150
FOY

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Does your cunts' butchers cut the meat the same way we do ? Because i know that at least inbPsain its different.

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>>78956150
fair point

These threads make me terribly sad

>>78956139
Golly Wog = Fuzzy Wuzzy = Negro = Black man

>>78956180
British colony, rebels against Britain aided by France and then gets filled with Germans. Then surpasses all three.

>>78956219
why

who here enjoys cocaine

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>>78955984
Aude is pretty fucking comfy, you are lucky
It's rather poor for France standarts and Nardonne, despite being pretty, is a shithole
But I really love the landscapes. Also the Cathars castles are dope, and Carcassonne. Must be good as a tourist

My usual sandwich is just rosette, butter, and cheese

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>>78956189
>Entrecôtes

>>78956282
I do
Not right now tho

Post your ancestry /fug/

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Post waifus from your countries media

>>78956356
welsh, irish, english.

>>78956290
The cathars were strange strange people, they deserved what they got in my opinion. At least they left their mountain castles behind, but getting up to them in such heat.....

Narbonne is indeed a shithole but it has a nicer part.

>>78956356
English and Dutch

>>78956260
>gets filled with Germans
so true almost all white americans have german ancestry

>>78956356
Mostly French as far as I know, from Limousin on my dad's side, and apparently Île-de-France and Lyon on my mom's side
But apparently my great great grandmother on my mom's side was German speaking Swiss. I know fuck all beyong that

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>>78956442
BLOOD ON THE STONES OF THE CITADEL

>>78956356

Grandfather
Anglo-Irish nobility with the possibility of a bit of French further down the line from family's time in exile

Grandmother
Irish with a bit of english further down the line


Grandfather
English (Yorkshire)

Grandmother
English (Yorkshire)

>>78956261
Because the world could've been so much different, it wouldn't even have taken much.

>>78956356
Italian/Prussian

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>>78956365
I'm not religious so I don't think the Church was right or wrong to hunt them, although I understand the reason why.
Cathars suffer from a lot of stereotypes, and their heresy was actually present in several other European countries. If you are interested in learning more and since you speak French, I recommend this book

>>78956585
Fuck that was meant for you >>78956442

>>78956511
Disgrace tbf
Well I guess there is an explanation but still
Check out the siege of Béziers, it gave us a great punchline

>"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens"

>>78956511
You cant believe medieval source numbers

Also we both know how convenient that crusade was, cathars ruin everything


>>78956585
I have read quite a lot already as i study medieval history, read Fawtier's book on the kings which was a great light read.

Well lets be honest the core of their belief was pretty heretical, it denied all the core tenets of christianity, and the behaviours that lead from it both of extreme morbidity and extreme sin....It basically was a doomsday cult which wanted everyone to die as earth is "hell" to them.

>>78956356
Eastern Frank, Saxon and probably some Jutes or Anglo

>>78956356
Mostly Alsacien, Mosellois, et with a great grand father from Ariège.

>>78956356
People keep telling me I lopk french.

>>78956709
>It basically was a doomsday cult which wanted everyone to die as earth is "hell" to them

Sounds like they would have blended great here

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>>78956827
You look like this?

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>that cheeky french lad getting all them (you)s just for asking an ancestry question
will learn from this

>>78956675
>"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens"
It's probably apocryphal. The guy who wrote that was a Kraut who wasn't even there to witness the crusade, and other written records of that period never mention this.

>>78956835
Faust. First will I question with thee about hell. 105
Tell me where is the place that men call hell?
Meph. Under the Heaven.
Faust. Ay, but whereabout?
Meph. Within the bowels of these elements,
Where we are tortur’d and remain for ever; 110
Hell hath no limits, nor is circumscrib’d
In one self place; for where we are is hell,
And where hell is there must we ever be:
And, to conclude, when all the world dissolves,
And every creature shall be purified, 115
All places shall be hell that is not Heaven.


Faust. Come, I think hell’s a fable.
Meph. Ay, think so still, till experience change thy mind.
Faust. Why, think’st thou then that Faustus shall be damn’d?
Meph. Ay, of necessity, for here’s the scroll 120
Wherein thou hast given thy soul to Lucifer.
Faust. Ay, and body too; but what of that?
Think’st thou that Faustus is so fond 5 to imagine
That, after this life, there is any pain?
Tush; these are trifles, and mere old wives’ tales. 125
Meph. But, Faustus, I am an instance to prove the contrary,
For I am damned, and am now in hell.
Faust. How! now in hell!

>>78956356
Saxony + Silesia + Mecklenburg + Westfalia
As far as I know I also have some Balticum German ancestor, need to ask my aunt about that again, she once told me that.

>>78956903
Most likely yeah, many great lines of History must be anyway, but it's striking nonetheless
The siege itself was a bloody massacre anyway

>>78956952
>silesia

F