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>didn't even use the /brit/ version of that image
dire, dire effort
JANNY
just turned myself into a pickle ama
>>78940569
cancer
who here /evil/
>>78940575
who are you?
>>78940569
alri riley
>>78940545
should have invited her over for a wank session lad
remember to report and sage this thread lads
you tricked me lad
I'm here for my horny pissing session
>>78940628
shant be doing any of that bollocks
Ultima VII: Black Gate is to video games what Shakespeare is to theatre.
>Tough shit imo
>should not play into
"Should" is irrelevant here, they will, your inability to predict the level of outrage it would cause is harming your claims. It wouldn't help humanity, if say, planet wide wars were caused over it, mass riots etc, and the ultimate destruction of the human race took place. WWI was started over 1 assassination what you're describing is much greater
What a great post that was
>>78940616
I'M PICKLE RIIIICK
>>78940192
more of these
>>78940545
had a female friend once tell me off the cuff that she regularly masturbates with cucumbers, couldn't look her in the eye after that
>>78940502
classic
I thought i hided this fucking thread
mate just found out his gf cheated on him whilst she was on holiday. what can i do to help him out?
>>78940658
oh wait its /shit/
>>78940683
sleep with his gf
>>78940710
tricked LOL
any human in
Just like old Saxophone Joe
When he's hot ,the hogshead up on his toe
Oh me, oh my
Love that country pie
(listening to the version by The Nice)
/brits/ are the most powerful posters on /int/ [spoiler]except when compared to the germans[/spoiler]
reading a maths book from 1922
they still think fermats last theorem is unsolvable LOL
what a bunch of morans
what did are nige mean by this?
>>78940683
bet he let her go to some runt place like magaluf or zante
Shall be dumping the ol' GF if she even suggests she wants to go to one of these places
>>78940752
nerd
>>78940653
well then the genetically engineered demigods will use all their advantages and wipe the floor with the weakling natty peasants
>WWI was started over 1 assassination
not quite, tensions were already high as fuck and it was used as an excuse to go to war more than anything
>>78940752
>morans
what a fucking moron you are
>>78940752
heh
i actually get this
>>78940762
big ups to my man luke there
had me a hearty chuckle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1CyPjQQTAM
>>78940762
B.U.F COME BACK
BLACK SHIRTS ON LADS
>>78940653
the issue with genetic engineering isn't some crab bucket "dey jus don't want us 2 get ahead!" bullshit, its that we really have no idea what the effects of such changes would be over generations, and what harm could be wrought upon the human gene pool.
once the technology is out there it can never be bottled up again, and you will have back-alley geneticist making abominations who only further serve to twist and deform humanity.
look at the effects of simply modern industrial/post-industrial society and the horrible things it has done to the human body right down to the genetic level. even just the lack of natural selection has lead to a bounty of unforeseen problems that plague us now.
and beyond all that, who controls this power? genetic engineering is bar none the most powerful force imaginable, and at this rate its going to be in the palm of shady as fuck corporations and incompetent government agents.
even nuclear bombs are not nearly as much of a danger
>30 new general threads a day
when did british people become so autistic
>>78940890
>become
dare you to watch all of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4AIz6LjNFY
>>78940788
remember that every single race in existence will see genetic engineering as a genocide of their own race. I dont particularly care about genetic engineering myself but it would definitely cause widespread chaos.
what if everyone was 6'3, same shade of white, 160iq, blue eyes etc, who will clean toilets, stack shelves etc?
i'm about to unify the great land that is european /int/
>>78940866
>Most dangerous force
AI you stupid cunt
>>78940866
Just genetically engineer people to not abuse genetic engineering
>>78940925
>first day of school
>19th august
>>78940766
close, yeah she didnt really seem like the type though. poor lad is devastated
>>78940978
yanks start school early
>>78940569
>Riley
*posters with asian flags branch off and create their own general*
*/brit/ post quality drops by 10 million percent*
>>78940925
yellowstone will cleanse this
>>78940976
AI is no where near as dangerous and fantasies of killbots running rampant are just that.
at worst AI will put a dying and degenerated humanity out of its misery.
RILEY GET DRESSED WE'RE TAKING YOU TO THE DENTIST TO GET YOUR TEETH KNOCKED OUT AND REPLACED WITH PLASTIC FAKE TEETH
>>78940788
They won't have time to grow up before normal people have fucked the world up mate. People can't agree on fucking abortion, religion etc, do you know how many people would hate this? Most religions (most people on earth are religious), many people who would be (rightfully) insecure at the prospect of a super race, many non whites also. Then you have what maybe 5% of western people like yourself who wouldn't mind it? You're off your rocker mate
>>78940925
glad british schools have uniforms desu
>>78941051
/fug/ is back get in 'ere
>>78940963
>what if everyone was 6'3, same shade of white, 160iq, blue eyes etc
everything would be automated within the year
>>78940963
robots, it's already happening
>>78941035
150 iq chads are nothing compared to an immortal AI with unchecked power and limitless potential mate
Saw a Hackney bin in my ends
what the FUCK is it doing here
>270 posts and someone posted a new? duuuuuuurrrrrr better move because im a retarded sheep!
well done everyone
*genetically engineers millions of 10/10 bimbos for the losers to fuck*
*Genetically engineers 1000 geniuses to sort out problems*
Alri lads we all happy now?
>>78941062
I could imagine Chinks doing it first on a local before introducing the world to their superhumans.
Maybe it will trigger a genetic engineering cold war knowing that the ones who possess it's powers will eventually rule the earth
have to drive 200 miles ffs
>>78941145
I report and then post, my conscience is clear
>>78941145
wish janny was around more to dish put some law
i talk as much shit about him as the next guy but his job is important, he's the hero we need but not the one we deserve
l-lads, don't let /fug/ die again
>[nuclear power] is not likely to prove economically important...
SHRIEKING
absolute STATE of these 1920s BRAINLETS ahahaaa
>>78940925
imagine, if you would, being a yank.
>>78941112
that's just my point
an immortal nigh omnipotent AI would have far fewer reasons to pull petty, destructive, and downright stupid shit just for some short term gains verses some supermutant giganerd with probably comparable levels of ego and inflated pride.
if an AI was ever so knowledgeable and powerful, Id imagine it would have to evolve beyond such petty things to even survive.
only issue I can imagine from AI is retarded humans trying to exterminate them and AI fighting back to protect itself.
that is if true AI is even possible, we have no idea, we DO know genetic engineering is possible though.
>>78941214
LOL
don't know how everyone isn't scared of motorways
everyone's going impossible speeds, your life can end just because of one prick glancing on his phone for 5 seconds or some polish lorry driver who hasn't slept in 2 days
>>78941198
*leaves tranny porn up for an hour*
*waits until a thread has gone past 100 posts before deleting it*
ah yes
if everyone was tall and white with blue eyes it would be fucking boring, move to china if you want to live where everyone looks the same
>>78940925
going to be a laugh when he ODs on something in his early 20s
>>78940925
fucking hate those nouveau riche gucci trainers
sat in my hotel
thinking of ordering pizza and prozzies to the room across from me and watching through the keyhole haha
>>78941216
do they think we're going to have to "relight" the earths core and other stars? hmmm
>>78941371
order them to your room so you can enjoy a 'za off a dirty bumhole
off to tesco lads you want owt
Anus stinks like kippers
wonder what it's like to be very dumb but lucky enough to be born into a wealthy family and get an easy ride through life
people like that must be the only truly happy people in the world
I feel like an accident
anime
>>78941468
get me some party rings my man
Are there any really famous films that everyone else you know has seen but you haven't? I've never seen the Lion King or the Matrix
radical centrist subedition
>>78941211
>"t-the Alt-Right are j-just Right-Wing SJWs!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>78941486
you were an accident
>>78941534
but they are though
>>78941522
hes right
>>78941468
get us a couple of bottles of leffe alri?
>>78941534
t.
Off on my tinder date lads
Huh...profound...
>>78941580
you look like an utter fairy, jesus christ do they put estrogen in the water over there?
>>78941517
shawshank redemption
looks like reddit shite
>>78941580
Hope you get hit by a car and die in agony
>>78941554
>>78941571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4_n2ezPg6s
>>78941571
absolute state of the alt shite
>british police
HAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH
REVERSE COLONIZED
BLACKED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAH
THE CHERRY ON TOP
SHE'S ACTUALLY ENJOYING IT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78941580
i like your forearm
>>78941580
gross
Reminder
>>78941580
your torso is woeful
>>78941588
Really wish I had the courage to kill myself sometimes
>>78940982
all cunts are the type.
>>78941644
They are told to be conspicuously chummy during Notting Hill to improve race relations
why does applying for jobs take so long?
>>78941644
Literal sexual assault arrest him
>>78941644
Ah yes, black British culture.
>>78941621
>How can you laugh at people protesting that possibility?
exquisite false outrage here
I can laugh at them (and find it very easy to do so) because they are almost entirely obese manchildren shouting "praise kek! shadilay!" as a form of activism
Would quite like to learn how to play poker 2bh
>Lady Sansa, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams into account then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well, I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>Not even that? Fine, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Oh, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or you can just leave my corpse on the floor. That works too.
>>78941714
>being dry humped by a nigger is what it takes to improve race relations in the UK
howling
>>78941613
It's actually really good
>>78941679
hans herman hoppe and gad saad should be on there
>>78941701
haha
Interesting to think that there's an uninterrupted link between your mouth and anus.
>>78941795
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>78941795
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>78941795
such a retarded scene
>>78941795
dude turn your brain off lmao
I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, baddieboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.
>>78941795
YYYYYAAAAAAAAS FUCK LITTLE FINGER HE WAS A CREEEEEEEEEEP!!
*scene shows cersei*
YAASSSSS QUEEEN
>>78941795
I love how fucking shit the writing and logic is now but the normies still insist it's le best show eva
>>78941843
Interrupt this
*shoves cock up your bum*
who is the better Chris
pratt
hemsworth
evans
pine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVaKesaMDkA
wish we could turn back time
to the good old days
>>78941910
bit gay
>>78941966
what about me? i'm called chris
sat in toilet in sainsburys posting on /brit/
only got 4 hours left
can probably sit in her for a good 45 minutes without anyone even blinking an eye
entertain me you nerds
>>78941966
Chris(t)
>>78941997
alri chris
>>78941958
*shits on the end of your stumpy pecker*
>>78942012
Proof
>>78941966
Actor-pine
Good lad-pratt
sniff a line
do the time
Leftypol
>>78941910
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
oh we in here then?
>>78942051
very proud of you, gareth
fuck off
the alt left
>>78941795
waste of of an interesting character
the show really is a trainwreck now
What age were you when your dad finally stopped sexually assaulting you?
>look at library noticeboard
>Muslim girls fencing club
>people begging for houses
absolute state of london
im glad im inheriting a house here lmao
i love chris evans x
>>78942036
how
>>78942140
im 29 and he still bums me
>>78942155
does your phone not have a camera you dumb fuck?
>>78941910
Is CIA popular in bongland?
/fug/ is taking off TO THE MOON and you're still parading around in the old dusty thread? Haha.
>>78942155
Prove you are in a Sainsburys toilet you fucker
>>78942174
yes
>>78942182
no one knows who he is
how the FUCK do people get jobs lads
>>78942221
they apply for them and are successful in their interviews
it's not that hard
you just have to put the effort in and keep trying
>>78942221
apply for them
>>78942221
eye contact and a firm handshake lad
im on £50k a year with a second investment home thanks to that
>>78942221
i applied, got an interview and got the job. simple as that.
>>78942130
I prefer his supposed demise in the books
>>78942193
you're not even f, u or g
getting jobs is like a sigmoid curve
>>78942261
yeah or he could not be gay and not do that
ever considered that possibility?
>>78942261
very nice
doing a just eat browse
doing a sit and stare at my monitor in silence for like 14 hours a day
handling a glass of vimto
>spent last 2 months slacking at work
>suddenly boss is asking if ive constructed an entire database which i suppose to be working on
:/ welp
Which one of you autists is going to jail for killing a hedgehog with a brick?
>bussy
>>78942326
idiot
>>78942342
>A man has avoided jail after getting so angry during a row with his girlfriend that he beat a hedgehog to death with a brick.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/31/man-beat-hedgehog-death-hitting-brick-six-times-row-girlfriend/
inspiring
Why would you give them oxygen by acknowledging their existence?
>>78942393
Only arguing with a woman could make someone that angry
any phimo in
>the DWP still force people to do slave labour
ah yes the tories
>>78942393
>girlfriend
Won't be anyone on here
>>78942342
hedgehogs always come into my garden and they must make some high-pitched sound or something because my dog is always desperate to go out there and bark them to death
>my dog
>>78942474
You should make a lil hedgehog army
>>78942435
UBI is the solution but nobody wants to admit it
Wish May would fuck off to make room for a real conservative
>>78942507
>>78942530
terrible posts
very depressed lads
>he's scared of a hedgehog army
Sad!
>>78940925
https://youtu.be/0jf_g9m3Hq8
do you guys like pepsi
>>78942550
this is terrible
>>78942550
Yes Tarquin thatcherism is definitely conservative
>I come from deepest core of Finnish meme base.
>Something big is coming. Something that will change everything. Finland will do it again. Countrywide bans will be set.
>Spurdo will spärde once more.
>>78942550
neither of them are real conservatives
>>78942550
i've noticed these rees-mogg memes coming out of the blue more and more often and am concerned that the shills know something we don't. is he really gonna take over as PM? i like him but a leadership role would ruin his character
>when your gf wants sex first thing in the morning
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501432778937.webm
>>78942642
>Rees-Mogg
>Thatcherist
>>78942676
... bussy bear ... 15th august 2017 ...
>>78942676
I don't get it
>>78942690
He's as right wing as a thatcherite whether he calls himself that or not.
>>78942689
kek
is this an ao oni live action
business idea: blairite scum and centrist tory scum all join the lib dems to create a strong centre party
>going through airport security in poland
>a load of intimidating hench bald polish men
>going through airport security in london
>fat african women and pakis
we really fucked it lads
...haircut selfie ...
can see my cheekbones out of the corners of my eyes lads
noice
>>78942807
He's to the left of Thatcher he's just horrendously posh.
burgers are in the oven lads
im move..., to England
original from Mexico
in US staying with family, in California
but buy plane ticket to UK..,
stay there soon..
see you ,my friends
Jacob Rees Mogg??? A national socialist???
Everybody dance dooooohooooo clap your hands clap your hands
*screams in pain*
>>78942850
>london
>haha le mogg he has a funny accent and wears a top hat haha lelele xDDD
will these tory teens fuck OFF
>His name... is Bane
>chon for the banter
>dit for the in depth, spooky stories
business idea: red tory PM to replace may in the vein of david cameron
high/blue tories and thatcherites fuck off
whom're are you're quoting?
>>78942689
Rees Mogg is one of the few Tories in parliament with actual charisma, not to mention he's one of the best orators in the entire house
He's also much less of a reactionary than he's made out to be, he's more of a mild Burkean conservative
love bums simple as
>>78943010
>>78943034
>>78943058
who the fuck are you quoting? you realize greentexting means you're quoting someone right?
bon voyage and best of luck in your future endeavours
>>78943139
In what way does Mogg differ from a thatcherite?
>>78943199
What are you on about bender
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501530022757.webm
just made this
whats the difference between a reactionary and the other one?
reactionarys change their views based on ongoing events? while the others just bury their heads and stick to their guns
>>78943248
knew this was going to be racist when the watermelon came out
>>78943248
does not look nice
how does any of that shit go with watermelon
>>78943248
Fucking yanks
>>78942573
I'm sorry to hear that, my mate. But just remember, it'll pass. It always does. The only constant in the universe is change.
I felt like shit this morning, feel great now. Not much has even changed, but I think it was talking to a friend. Didn't talk about how I was down, just hearing his voice and having a conversation was enough, even though it was a slightly disturbing conversation.
Keep your chin up, lad.
>NHS launches £100m drive to recruit foreign GPs
Wonder how many deaths this will cause. I went to hospital today and the nurses could barely speak English. Had no clue what was going on
>>78943298
can you not go to one of the other boards
>>78943286
it's canadian but okay
posted in the wrong thread i did
>>78943298
very nice
>>78943313
brainlet
>>78943314
yeah they'd have to come from shitholes. no GPs from developed countries are going to accept your woeful pay.
purchased a new bicycle
>>78943367
knoblet
>>78943313
not reading this redditspaced shit, almost certainly contains a reddit opinion
>>78943428
comebacklet
purchased my new gf
>>78943462
2shay
>>78943462
arablelandlet
>>78943453
Stay miserable then, twat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAepiZ4V1wA
>>78943484
deletlet
>>78943497
not even the one you originally replied to, reddit
VERY strong smell of poo lads
might close my window, hate living in the countryside
>>78943522
Why are you replying to me, then? I wasn't talking to you so wind your neck in.
N E W
E
W
>>78943519
>>78943519
>>78943519
NEW
>>78943519
>>78943548
because I had to see that utterly reddit eyesore cross my vision as I was scrolling down
>>78943609
Sorry, didn't realise there were entitled, sensitive cunts who think every single post on /brit/ is for their benefit. Fuck off back to /cum/ if parts of /brit/ are too reddit for your delicate fucking eyes. Wanker.
>>78943701
fuck off reddit, literally nobody read your shitty reddit post
>>78943726
Well at least it triggered you.
>>78943760
>y-you're triggered!
>previously: Sorry, didn't realise there were entitled, sensitive cunts who think every single post on /brit/ is for their benefit. Fuck off back to /cum/ if parts of /brit/ are too reddit for your delicate fucking eyes. Wanker.
ah yes
*closes tab*
>>78942151
when I used to fence there was literally no one else, how the fuck have they got that many interested that they can offer something so specific???
Fuck brit