/brit/

anime

reading a book

Janny?

>>78937313
so sexy

YOU FUCKING PAKI CUNT

https://www.fb.com/YouShouldveBeenInfantry/videos/1467815809979131/

If you ignore how they're all 5'6", they're pretty aesthetic

and then I said "That's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

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honestly reckon some of these could fit into a brit thread without anyone batting an eye

>>78937362
>nandos
The Virgin Food

Tfw no pasty baby to make me sheperd pie evrrday

>>78937313
>over thirty posts early
>dire cancerous yank politics edition
Kill yourself

>>78937395

*Leftypol

>>78937319
Woman across from me at pret a manger keeps staring at me lads help

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>>78937368
>www.fb.com

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woke up with a sore thumb

>>78937395
bet danny daz posts here

>>78937341
ye i know jenny

Hate alt right e celebs. Semi articulate pseudo opportunists who saw a lucrative position to take describes most of them. The rest are molymeme tier egomaniacs who crave a following.

>>78937409
she's Canadian my commie friend xo

>>78937409
british politics is boring shite though
yank politics is riots and craziness

business idea: use the word "woofter" instead of "bender"

"bender" has lost its novelty value i reckon

Blacks are more resourceful than whites

We don't do restraunts, traveling, concerts shit like that

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdwA6jWRrME

love watching people on youtube eat copious amounts of food tbqh lads

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MY SQUAT IS WEAKER AND I'M HEAVIER
JUST BULK THEY SAID
HAHA

>>78937471
*invests*

also looking to bring back Nancy boy, let me know what you think

>>78937485
you got that right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3337cj4sJQ

Best shows on netflix atm?

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>"don't really see anything wrong with police officers having a bit of fun at a carnival desu"

Hello please post london view if londoner here

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503185639982.webm

>>78937533
im in my house not outside, maybe someone else can post

peace love unity

and death to all non-believers lads

>>78937522
they're a disgrace to humanity really

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>>78937446
>assuming I'm a commie
I'm rorke as fuck you cancerous underage cringelord e celeb worshipping moronic cunt
Go post in /pol/ if you want to discuss these fucking brainlets

>>78937532
Are you a fucking bender?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTCQ2IA_Zss
really good documentary
pretty fucked up shit honestly when you think about it

not only are huge numbers of fish everyone eats being infected, but people eat this stuff and end up coughing up worms like in that Japanese hospital video.
and the Government helps them do it.

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>>78937533
hiya
im out n about atm

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>I'm rorke as fuck

>>78937555
Where in london do u live?

>>78937547
screaming

london is not a good city

>>78937584
and still glued to your phone browsing 4chan. pathetic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkkK3EQ4fek

choon

>>78937571
>a fucking bender
Excuse me, I don't understand Jamaican London slang.

>>78937584
Where is this and why no white people

>>78937567
nice try leftypoler but they're all based x

>>78937313
>worthless e celeb edition
>ridiculously early edition
>weird Twitter/Facebook or whatever file name
Taking your pass off isn't fooling anyone, passmong

>>78937547
Why do they never present any sort of coherent, well-researched argument?

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>>78937533
1 more

>>78937571
fuck off woofter

>>78937626
woofter

>>78937601
I want to move London

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Planeposting or Trainposting?

>>78937641
this desu
>le europe has white people so they're better

>>78937547
link to original video?

>>78937641
who

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>>78937627
that is right next to Chinatown, near picadilly circus. Its the theatre district, so lots of nonwhite tourists.

the actual centre is EXTREMELY white, as London is a highly segregated city

>>78937642
Pretty ancient building
Show me Modern london

*police man tief a wine*
Oh no the Mayans were right all along

>>78937662
why would they put a train on a plane

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Ah yes

I'm playing minecraft right now.. what am I like x

>>78937659
Don't know what you're talking about.
You should talk to this British gentleman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

He can understand you nigger-slang, I guess.

>>78937673
Gay bar so cool
Cant find one qt tho

remember when britain took 1,000,000 refugees?

>>78937668
https://youtu.be/MFFJWzgUmTE?t=959

really fucking long, webm starts around 16 minutes

>>78937710
why are u so adverse to people getting their dicks wet u bent lad?

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>>78937662
playing flightgear

>>78937707
can I join?

wish this german woofter would fuck off

>>78937672
These lefty types.

Why do they constantly struggle to defend their position when challenged?

I'm not necessarily suggesting the politically right side of the argument is correct, but the left seem to think they can make all kinds of statements and insist they're right and have no need to support what they say

>>78937698
They couldn't do lorry-port-ship-port-lorry but could do lorry-airport-plane-airport-lorry

could be as simple as something like the road is too narrow between the factory and port, or maybe they needed the train in only a few days and not a few weeks like it would take by ship

never had a 'fu before but i think i've found one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2TZOdXAtQ

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HOWLING
SCREAMING
HOLLERING

>>78937764
the guy claims at the start that the "dominant narrative is white people are evil, white people suck, we should be ashamed of ourselves"
without a shred of evidence

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so hows /blackgf2017/ going lads?

sniff some speed

wank my dick

Why do southerners call Nazis naaawwwzis

>>78937731
Your niggers and pakis are not even refugees. They're Brits. HAHAHAHAHA. Can't make this shit up.

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>>78937803

>>78937803
hooting

>>78937826
It's pronounced "nartsee"

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>http://nxbus.co.uk/west-midlands/miscellaneous/bussy-bear

AAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHA
IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

>>78937827
just a by-product of colonising the world mate. you let in 1 million almost overnight, and they'll all be naturalised german citizens soon

bussy is itchy and sweaty lads

>British culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWYH1Hp_9pY

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>niggers

>>78937874
That's London mate not Britain

>>78937313
which gloryhole site is this from

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sandwiches, thoughts?
what's a good sandwich I should make?

>>78937907
blt
duh

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>>78937874
>this video is not available in your country

>>78937907
turkey club

mmM lasagna and COCK

>>78937953
FOW
(fuck off woofter)

yahtzee!

imagine coming to a thread about britain and whinging about britain

utterly perplexing

how do you pronounce the name "Ceri"? Like Seri or Keri?

>>78937976
go suck on a lime

>>78937907
open faced club sandwich

>>78937981
Kerry

source: aunt is called ceri

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>>78937856
>you let in 1 million almost overnight
They're slaves who are supposed to do the shitty jobs. They don't have the same rights as Germans and they're not German citizen. Meanwhile the fucking mayor of your capital city is a Muslim Pakistani or something like that.

>they'll all be naturalised german citizens soon
We are a nation of 80.000.000 people. How "soon" do you think it will happen?

>>78937987
fuck off you fat yank cunt

sneed

>>78938003
ok cheer pal

feed

>>78938008
yes, "slaves" that receive your tax money to house and feed them and commit crimes against your citizens lol

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I don't read

>1,000,000 (1 million)[sic] refugees

made sweet potato soup but put 2 of those jelly stock things in instead of 1. tastes like chicken flavour crisps now.

seed

>>78938008
why are jfs so obsessed with who the mayor of london is
it's literally a meme position

>>78937855
Don't make fun of bussybear you little poof

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brb moving to north korea

why yes, i do spend my life discussing immigration on an anime website, I am fighting the good fight as my fellow magapedes would say! Shadilay and 1488 brothers!

>>78938070
>>78938070
>>78938070
>>78938070
>>78938070

>>78938070
'fter

>>78938085
cringe

>>78937907
prawn, mayo, and cucumber

krauts out

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I'm weak af lads

>>78938063

because it's our capital city you nihilistic little scrote

>>78938040
>"slaves" that receive your tax money to house and feed them and commit crimes against your citizens lol
>this is what Brits think
They live in camps and when they make trouble, they get beaten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cKshKC6EDg#t=1m55s

never thought I'd see my gf's name mentioned on /brit/

>>78938181
>>78938181

>>78938193
>>78938193
>>78938193
>>78938193

>>78938063
Because a Muslim is the representive of your capital city.

>>78938205
>>78938205
>>78938205
>>78938205

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>hes been working a 3 day week since day one
>he doesnt even bother reading documents in his red box
>he cant even make plain ham sandwiches

knew a girl who went around europe and she said germany was the worst place she visited

darkies walking around with guns outside their houses and whatnot

>>78938227
>>78938227
>>78938227
>>78938227

>>78938154
>>78938210
so?

>>78938227
can conform, every time outside i see black people with guns
it's terrible
never come here, for your own safety

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Walked by her place last night lads
It nearly killed me

>>78938227
I'll take "Things that never happened for £200"

>>78938253
>>78938253
>>78938253
>>78938253

>>78938155
>pretending this is the status quo when you know you're fucked
denial wont change reality m8

>>78938262
>>78938262
>>78938262
>>78938262

>>78938227
dunno about that but Berlin was very dull and grubby when i visited on my interrailling trip last month

>>78938227
I am a German and I have already visited the biggest shithole of Germany, Berlin, three times.
But I was in London once in 2009 and it was a cultural shock to me. I've never seen a third world city before.

You can lie how much you want. I know your capital city and how fucked up it is. This city is lost.

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>>78938155
cherrypicking works both ways

how do you cope with crushing loneliness /brit/ ?

>>78938302
I've heard that Berlin is the worst of the major German cities
Because it's unkept and a bit depressing

>>78938330
>how do you cope with crushing loneliness /brit/ ?
>>78938330
>>78938330
>>78938330

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>I'm rorke as fuck you cancerous underage cringelord e celeb worshipping moronic cunt

>>78938262
lol

>>78938330
badly :(

>>78937914
>>78937934
>>78937989
>>78938108
thank you, I shall get on with the cooking then

>>78938050
you only post?

>>78938330
alcohol and video games

if it makes you feel any better, most people are lonely, they just pretend everything is fine

>>78938297
>>78938375
t-thanks

went to germany during the world cup. turkish flags everywhere. uhhh... wtf?

feeling sluggish lads

>>78938431
>>78938431
>>78938431
>>78938431

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lads

>>78938262
does she live in Newham?

cant you fucking twats take this back to /pol/ or whatever shitty facebook group you crawled from please

would rather talk about slags and pot noodles

new comedy night game on steam lads, looks great

Went to England during the world cup
Pakistan flags everywhere WTF

>>78938463
same

>>78938325
Yes, Germans are naive people and a lot of us didn't know what's going on and just wanted to be friendly to foreigners, as good Christians. Our government thought it would be a good deal to have cheap labour. I admit that.

But now there is nobody cheering anymore and the German people will kick them out anyway. It's not too late.
But is there any hope for England? I don't think so.

>>78938330
i used to arrange gay hookups just for the cuddles and pillowtalk that happens after sex

now i just put up with it tbqh

>>78938472
pakis don't like football

>>78938472
Might make sense if pakistan ever qualified for a world cup you spastic

new comedy night game on steam lads, looks fantastic

>>78938472
idk if you're being serious but they do give pakis free tickets to football games to make them 'integrate'

>>78938493
>>78938493
>>78938493
>>78938493

>>78938463
Who the fuck are you to decide what gets posted on here, you cocky little paki shit?

new comedy night game on steam lads, looks tremendous

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tn7_26qNTI

>>78938491
>and the German people will kick them out anyway.
no they wont. brits actually have national pride and even they cant kick out foreigners. no way germany ever will

new comedy night game on steam lads, looks tremendous

http://www.strawpoll.me/13829755
http://www.strawpoll.me/13829755
http://www.strawpoll.me/13829755

>>78938493
wut

what is this aussie doing lads

new comedy night game on steam lads, strong contender for GOTY

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genuinely angry about normies

>>78938493
>pillowtalk
haven't had this since like april :-(

>>78938578
fuck off shill

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bussy bear

new comedy night game on steam lads, I urge you all to purchase it

>>78937522
Why don't they just have less kids?

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>>78938552
>no they wont. brits actually have national pride and even they cant kick out foreigners. no way germany ever will
Then you will be surprised soon.

>>78938463
go back to pakistain

Have never known an unattractive girl named Lauren or Laura.

>>78938527
do what i want you runty little incel. fuck off before i lose my patience and crush your sweaty little brown face

new comedy night game on steam lads, it's great fun

>>78938561
secret leftypol morse code

>>78938622
germans are self-hating cucks these days. any mention of nationalism is crushed in an instant due to your guilt over your history

>>78938622
sieg heil

>>78938498
>>78938500
Got eem

>>78938622
why are they wearing those autistic little hats

ready to drop bombs

new comedy night game on steam lads, looks sublime in every aspect

>>78938638
I will fucking vaporise your fucking pizza shop, you greasy turd

>>78938659
a little something called style mate. ever heard of it?

>>78938673
dire gimmick

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>>78938654
This is what you wish.
Nobody gives a fuck about Hitler, Jews and WWII. Only foreigners do.

>>78938654
this
fucking TIRED of it, German was a great country and we should be proud

new comedy night game on steam lads, not gimmicky in the slightest and very good indeed

>>78938638
>m-muh safe space
fuck off

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found a coffee machine with 2004-era prices

waheyy!!!

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>i will never be part of the wave of people that settled here and built this country

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>>78938659
They're "Burschenschaften". Traditional student fraternities, which exist since 200 years. They wear traditional clothing from the 19th century.

>>78938673
would buy if i had vr desu

>>78938713
theyre 30p where I work
get rekt

>>78938687
literall all we do is talk about Hitler brudi

>>78938722
why would you want that lol

>>78938722
it would be even shitter if you had a hand in it

>>78938722
you want to be a criminal?

>>78938722
settle Siberia

>>78938722
you mean the irish prisoners who got sent to australia for stealing a loaf of bread

Just pleasured myself to a Veronica Radke POV. Really really good stuff.

new comedy night game on steam lads, it's a right old laugh

>>78938713
really want to know what the jug button does

>>78938783
a pair of big old titties come out of the machine

>>78938796
haha ebin!

>>78938743
Well, leftists and Neo-nazis talk a lot about Hitler too. That's right.
But the youth actually doesn't give a fuck anymore.

bizniss oideea: send all tuh immugrents tuh sihbeerieuh

>>78938806
the youth dont vote

It's thundering outside :3

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>>78938769
link?
>>78938806
maybe that's true but every second issue of the Spiegel and radio emission is about how terrible we were
OMG HITLERRR

want to suck on the waitress tits from always sunny

new comedy night game on steam lads, you'll have hours of fun on it

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https://youtu.be/2Is8vHEail8

>>78938805
hehe :)
spudro epic meme xD

>>78938722
why not

according to my BMR I need 2300 calories a day

I consume around 1000 a day, sometimes less. bloody hell

My ass is black

>>78938847
no its not

>>78938945
no its not

new comedy night game on steam lads, you won't regret downloading it

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Love Bepis. Just drank a whole bottle.

having breakfast at half 3 in the afternoon and is left over pizza and wings from yesterday hahahahahah

>>78938926
supreme question
i have yet to figure it out

>>78938888
what a boring video

>>78938933
PLEASE BE IN LONDON

>>78938945
prove it

>>78938852
Kannst Du bitte aufhören, mir in den Rücken zu fallen, Du Verräter? Du blamierst gerade unser Land und mich.
Ich weiß selber, wie linksversifft die Presse ist.

Choon
https://youtu.be/AQQfTqy8fZ0

i forgot how good the CGI of Dr Strange was also

>>78938963
no its not

from now on im including "lives on an island" for my definition of whiteness

>>78938969
>>78938973
woofters out

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>>78937313
(((Lauren)))

>>78938945
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78937903
gloryholesecrets I'd say

>>78938986
'd

>>78938461
utterly bizarre

woof

>>78939002
oh dear

>>78939002
trying to eat here mate

new comedy night game on steam lads, it's the dog's bollocks

>>78938982
How does this make sense

Why are people so pathetic?

>Would he ban disabled people from entering his premises? Or people of a particular race or colour of religion? I'll bet my bottom dollar he wouldn't; he'd be frightened to death to do so.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-41100226

>>78939002
*pushes it back in*

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>no its not

>>78939068
*forces your head*

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you could walk from portugal all the way to north korea

>>78938852

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1857394

>>78939082
*takes all of you*

>>78939046
fuck off

hungry but cba going to shop

*taps wine glass with spoon*
*bangs fist on table*
*calls for silence*
*clears throat*

egg

>>78939117
no its not

>>78939094
i could
you couldnt

>>78939136
no its not

>>78939104
theres not much to take
not exacvtly an achievement you slut

>>78939117
dangerous and downright stupid

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78938982
I agree with this

pure neanderthal masterrace here

>>78939117
stupid and downright dangerous

>>78939163
no remind me

new comedy night game on steam lads, a good buy if I'm honest

>>78939064
Sounds like a nice place.

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>>78939182

>>78939190
>>78939190
>>78939190


new


>>78939190
>>78939190
>>78939190

naked atm, too hot to submit to the burgeoise slavery called "clothes"

Why is British food so fucking disgusting?

ah yes, went out last night
spent about 6-7 hours drinking, wasted £90 and had awkward clumsy sex for like 10 minutes with a fattie

really getting too old for this shit
should have just stayed in and watched ironfist and ate some ice cream or some shit

what is my life

>>78939201
you broke the 280 psychological limit, janny will deal with you

>>78939194
no its not