/brit/

we're not living in 1984

we're living in Brave New World

>>78933790
Haven't read that one. Does it mean we'll all be fine?

we're living in willy world

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Gay men want me to force this hideous thing into their anus.

we're living in a doggy dogg world

just got a cheese and tomato sandwich from sainsburys, 1.10 i can live with this in central london

oi gaz you about

>>78933838
*stabs your glans with a needle*
*fills your foreskin bucket with pozzed semen*

really like bargain hunt

who are the most racist posters on /int/? I reckon it's the swedes

>>78933889
really like jargon cunt

need a higher paying job

>>78933878
fuck you want dickhead?

Anyone know how I can get a green card? Asking for a friend.

>>78933895
me

molyneux is a pseud who couldn't get an academic job

Mad how if a girl wears tights and flats they're automatically at least a 6

>>78933916
yeah

>western civilization's last stand
this cunt think he's big time

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£1000 loan just got approved lads

>>78933955
>flats
completely distateful women who wear this should be put in camps

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>>78933912
fuck off you seppo cunt

i am so incompetent i want to die

>>78933969

brioche bun well fired with tuna, cheese and cucumber

>>78934011
grim

>>78933814
Yes. Happy drugs, pneumatic sex and the state rears your kids iirc

Just had toast with butter beans egg and sausage on

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wonder what it's like to have your father be stefan molyneux

*delivers you a punch to the face*

rorkes firmly believe 1984 is actuality

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>>78934057
don't care

>>78934036
>what's it like to have a poser who couldn't get the uni job he wanted for a dad

shit

>>78934025
Dont forget prepubescent boys and girls having sex in a school playground

>>78934052
*accepts delivery*
*doesn't tip*

Maybe the next customer will contribute to your income, kid.

delet

>>78933994

Molymeme is a fucking cultist lmao

got roundworm again lads

>>78934079
now i have to read it

>>78934108
like every alt right channel it's easier to push ideas this way

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Three hours to go, lads.

>>78933996
>in japan
poor japan, they really need to cleanse the white disease

>>78934081
>>>/reddit/

>won't disavow friends who literally want you shot
but ah yes, WE are the cultists

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mentioned

>>78934116
nonce

>>78934193
how are you supposed to punish underage kids who have sex with each other?

>>78934181
who is we

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imagine the smell in this room

>>78934212
rape them

yank christians are fake

>>78934212
take the bloody belt to em

>>78934219
principled anarcho-capitalists

>>78934221
foxy ladies :)

mmmmmmm let me see your panties ;)

>>78934221
have noticed a common theme for post pubescent girls to smell of urine

>>78934221
Would have a panic attack in that room

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503718026609.webm

>>78934221
would like to be a rapist who escape from prison and jumps in through the window to avoid the police

>>78934221
the brunette on the far right centre
would bang

>>78934250
how would you know?

>>78934316
>far right centre

sounds like my political views

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>>78934319
female friends

>>78934325
the amount of willies your mum takes each day

what does the bible say about makeup

>>78934325
meant for >>78934221

>>78934332
you have prepubescent female friends?

Just got on the 23 bus to Chinatown
shall be enjoying my rice, chicken, pulled pork, onion rings and sweet n sour sauce munchiebox in about 35 minutes

(i will keep you all updated)

>>78934341
cast thy make up into holy bed of cinders and see that i am the LORD. Miracles 20:34

>>78934335
no that's just 1 and that's my dad's you animal how dare you

are middle englanders still going to blame the EU for everything even when we leave

every problem prior to brexit was their fault
every problem during brexit was their fault

cant see that changing

utter state

>>78934350
i clearly said Post not pre

children are actually surprisingly clean. for instance their palms don't sweat

>>78934363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDmdAkvHoaQ
Stay woke.

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need a gf like left

>>78934383
>children are actually surprisingly clean. for instance their palms don't sweat

literal nonce

>>78934350
bit of a noncian slip from you there

>>78934383
you're still coming across as a bit of nonce

>>78934393
yeh shes nice. would look even better after surgery to open those fuckin eyes though

As much as like to make fun of London I really want to go. Theres loads I would like to do there

>>78934397
that's not noncery . you're just embarrassed because you mis read it LOL

little girls feet dont sweat. dont ask me how i know.

>>78934414
despite the memes it is still an outstanding tourist destination

wait, you mean you dont go around sniffing young girls and examining children's hands?

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>>78934393
>tfw the asian comfy-core trend will die out soon
is this what being old feels like?

the federations are gonna come down on this thread like a tonne of bricks

>Hey cutie, mind if I feel the palm of your hand?

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need a yuzu gf

>>78934440
i clearly said post

>>78934441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

>read pubescent girls
>instantly think of prepubescent girls
>throw around nonce accusations a mile a minute
methinks the nonce doth protest too much

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>yank "churches"

>>78934451
more like fedorations haha

>>78934462
so you're referring to any girl from age 16 - death?

Nonces
Out

>>78934468
>multiple people expose your nonce behaviours
>pretend its just one person talking about a spelling mistake

>>78934468
easy mistake to make given the levels of noncery usually found here

>>78934475
>Protestants

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>>78934480
I'm a doctor, sir.

>>78934468
baffling post

got called a snake oil salesman in greggs

>tfw no qt britsh bf to cuddle
>tfwo no qt british bf who'd you'd wake up with a little kiss and prepared breakfast meal every morning

>>78934479
any after puberty yeah. strong likelihood that they'll stink of piss

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pic by me.... in the West End of London.... 14th march 2017...

just come to the realisation that everyone in this thread but me is probably a nonce.
>>78934503
no such thing as a qt brit get out of my face

got called a cretin in hamleys

Have to do legs today but do NOT feel like it desu senpai

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New goal gf

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>Catholics

>>78934507
well i also have female friends and acquaintances and have never noticed a urine smell.

sure its not just you mate?

children don't sweat as much as adults. that's why it's more hygienic to have sex with them

just sayin

>>78934518
british men are qter than the women

>>78934503
i didnt think there were any gays in Croatia tbqh

>>78934533
this meme has gone too far

>>78934492
doos san migels fank you pedro

>methinks

fedoraimage54.jpg

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>tfw unironically a lmfaobertarian

>>78934524
this & less ethnic

>>78934530
>being this offended
bitch detected

might eat some soup

IMAGINE being so much of a POVVO provincial RUNT that you have NEVER visited LONDON, the CAPITAL CITY of your country!

HOWLING

>>78934550
well I was baiting a fedora image so you are the one who has egg on your face, sir

eh catholics don't do circumcision sweaty

>>78934563
what soup?

>>78934558
its you isnt it.

embarrassing...

>>78934492
Good post amigo

>>78934542
maybe i'm a qt croatian girl

>>78934582
vichyssoise

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>>78934585
gross and racist

raving in my room to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdcKwATSYh4

>posting on 4chan in public

cannot fathom doing this
only done it once and that was in the middle of nowhere with my brightness all the way down

>>78934584
if it was me i'd smell it around men too. not too smart are you

go back to the kitchen

>dora baiting

fedoraimage73.jpg

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asian women look strange

can't put my finger on it

have figured out how to play my a e s t h e t i c music weebms (geddit) in the corner of my screen

today is a good day

>>78934619
maybe you just piss yourself a little bit every time you're around women

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>>78934625
how do you feel about Eurasians?

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>>78934625
Just a hint of asianness is peng

>>78934596
looks bland
are you white?

space bar is page down

classmate of mine saw me posting on /int/ on my phone
gave me cheeky smile and left, never talked to him again

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proof

>>78934641
incontenance doesn't work like that sweaty

>>78934644
ugly as fuck

having a wank

>>78934517
struggle to see the infamous british asians in that picture
think it might be staged

>>78934644
Worse

>>78934657
sort your life out mate

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>>78934663
anxiety does though

>>78934582
oxtail

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>>78934664
Based Russia.

>>78934650
you dont know what vichyssoise is?
are you a manchild?

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>>78934646
imagine having the strength of a negroid and the brain of a asian

literal master race

>>78934693
Yuh eat senpai?

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>>78934712
Mixed race men should be euthanized

got myself TWO Capri sun multi packs for the festival lads

I'm gonna go crazy

>>78934690
no it doesn't.girls just leak fluids and piss all over their flaps without wiping

>>78934700
we have this sort of thing down here too
you have to jump over the fire, and every year some fuckwit ends up dead

>>78934567
Never been because I've never had a reason to.
Been to Wembley for the footy but had to stick to the proximity of the stadium

>>78934735
the future is mixed race loser

>>78934743
>no it doesn't.
yes it does actually mate. people piss themselves all time when anxious.

>>78934749
>Wembley
grim

>>78934765
being anxious =/= anxiety

you're thinking of nervousness

>>78934682
british asians in london stick to universities and tourist spots mostly

>>78934749
lived near wembley for a couple of years
absolute hole

>>78934716
don't know what that means

>>78934765
Who the FUCK pisses themselves when anxious? What??

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>>78934682
there are no asians in the uk
not even in chinatown (pic related)

>>78934814
anxious people obviously.

>>78934795
Hmmm. Yuh wa some sorrel owa?

>>78934816
looks like there's two asians just off to the right

>>78934816
Me on the right

>being anxious =/= anxiety
is this guy a fucking idiot or what?

>>78934824
why is this stupid bitch still post.

go wash your fanny

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dude alcoholism lmao

>>78934816
theres asians all around chinatown you mong

it just so happens they tend not to hang around the poofter bar like you do

>>78934781
a sudden urge to piss or involuntary pissing exists in both clinical anxiety disorders and 'nervousness'

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Post a Pepe, Wojak, Spurdo, Apu or Gondola that you feel best summarises your current mood

>>78934856
>>78934830
fake news

>>78934835
anxiety is a medical condition, you moron. it's not necessarily brought on by circumstances and is just something people experience regardless.

the general population can still get anxious

similar to how autism and depressive symptoms are exhibited in the mainstream population to a less severe level

>>78934865
no

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>>78934865

>redpill9
state of the yank

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>>78934864
wash your flaps

>>78934865
you're not the boss of me

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almost at my bus stop

whos ready for some blogposting!!

>>78934887
you're confusing general anxiety and specific clinical disorders.

The EU aren't interested in a deal are they?

They just want us to agree to coughing up an arbitrary sum of money without us questioning it and then obfuscating any further deals

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>>78934939
shut up you stupid cunt

London has the best weed

>>78934911
ugly bus

should just bring in stage coaches if they were going to do that ufo shit

>>78934887
I dont think you know what you're talking about 2bh

haha pooey

wanna live in rural england
don't fancy being called a paki
simple as

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>>78934950
the buses are cool you philistine

>>78934911
you know if it wasn't for that ugly gay red bus, I'd have thought this was manchester

>>78934937
no. they were. i clarified. illiterate spastic

>>78934955
not an argument

>>78934939
bloody eu makes me blood boil

>>78934939
Stupid of you to leave anyway

>>78934947
Make me

>>78934969

bubble cars = shit
this is not minority report

>>78934962
>wanna live in rural england
how are you going to find a job? don't be a lazy medwog ffs.

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hell on earth when its a warm sunny day

>>78934939
david davis is a clueless mong without any sort of plan

>>78935008
About as easily as I'd find it here but in a nicer place

>>78934911
*goes to oxford circus*
*kills you and drinks your blood*
*inherits your hampstead property*

>>78934981
You probably wont believe me because you dont like being challenged or something like that but I'm an actual mental health professional (CBT and EMDR mostly) and you're pretty much wrong on your interpretation of anxiety. I would go into more detail but I'm at work. But its all online and in books so start there.

>>78935010
do you have many niggers and bougnoules on your bus?

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>depression

>>78935025
How do you know, cos The Guardian says so?

>>78935037
i work with people with mental health problems as well, you thick cunt. nothing i said was wrong

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>>78935037
>mental health professional
are you on 4chan for research?

love houmous simple as

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/david-jones-pro-brexit-ukip-twitter-account-russia-fake-bot-troll-trump-disinformation-followers-a7920181.html
Hmm...so a hostile nation wants us to brexit...shouldn't that have been enough to tell all these """patriotic""" idiots it was a bad idea??

>>78935048
this line yes since it does the periphery from north paris
other lines are fine for the most

>>78935067
If you say so. Just open a book instead of getting angry.

>>78935034
Spaniards aren't allowed in Britain. It's immoral.

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ahh yes britain

>>78935070
Nothing here needs researching.

>just open a book

which one? good few of em

>>78935034
people aren't friendly here desu there's no point in living in rural england and working in the city or somewhere if you don't already have friends and family in rural england you're just gonna be a weirdo mate

>>78935058
he would never have qualified for the job had anyone else wanted it.

you have to be not paying attention to anything that's happened the news

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i have arrived

quick pop to the library and then its time for some grub i reckon

>>78935103
the one with the funny drawing on the cover

bought fuckin 500g of beef when I meant to buy 1kg now didn't I

>>78935086
>still hasn't pinpointed where i was wrong.

nice bluff

>>78935126
Utter mong

>>78935126
cut down your portions fatty

>>78935114
hope you get run over by a terrorist

>>78935136
i did, I said all of it. if you're not interesting in educating yourself then whatever. Doesn't effect me mate. Just dont expect people to ignore incorrect information.

>>78935109
You're not answering my question, which makes me think you're just taking the press' position and comments as Gospel without bothering to engage your brain and think for yourself.

That might work on leftypol, not here though

getting the daily dose of CapitalistKID

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2YvjXLoWQ

What happens if I got a speeding ticket while my car was out of MOT?

am I royally fucked?

even the alleys are peng

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>>78934865

>>78935173
you get like 2 weeks past the MOT before it becomes a criminal offence i think

hey Vsauce, Michael here!

>>78935165
you never took issue with anything i said. you even said you wouldn't. you can't be this forgettful lol you're clearly a troll

>>78935168
why are libertarians mostly about thirteen.

just worked out I had about 700 calories yesterday haha

I reckon I'll consume around the same today

>>78935190
but can the police/gov see that my car didn't have MOT when they sent the ticket?

some people like living in cities some like the countryside and small towns more
both environment got pros and cons

>>78935202
You'll consume my dose of man mustard too, you little bitch

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>>78935126
enjoy your bowel cancer murderer

>>78935166
your question was loaded opinion that all middle englanders hold 'eu is at fault it's never the fault of HM government'

shan't be conversing with someone so blinkered

>>78935207
yeh most likely.

>>78935211
yeah but who really wants to be a fucking townie though, come on

>>78935227
think im fucked

Ummm hello sweaties???? I posted a bait post earlier and no one responded what's with that??!!?

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Geoff Dlumphf is NOT my hairdresser

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doing a poo

>>78935253
>a grown man with a school bag

Lol

>>78935233
People who are young and have a job

Of all the insane utopias that won't happen, the Ancap utopia is the one less likely to happen.

some bender in this thread who is not only speeding but driving in a car without its annunal road safety test and expecting us to feel sympathy for him

>>78935225
>hurr durr david davis is mong and has no plan xDDD

Compelling argument, lad. I can see you're the brains from the leftypol outfit with such qualified insight.

Fucking melt.

>>78935233
i like living in a big city but honestly i wouldn't mind living anywhere as long as i got things to spend time on and a bed

>>78935253
go to the tate, theres a Paul cafe next to it as well

pretty comfy

>>78935284
Davis was put in place as the only person willing to take such an awful job.

>>78935285
and a gf

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>>78935222
i swear if one fucking mong says "gif fuck off" I will roundhouse kick every tooth out of that little runt's mouth

>>78935284
>hurr durr EU just obfuscating xDDDD

Compelling argument, lad. I can see you're the brains from the /pol/ outfit with such qualified insight.

Fucking melt.

>>78935236
>>78935227
>>78935207
actually maybe not as it was for drivng in a bus lane and i get no points on my license. just gunna send the money and hope it doesn't cause me a problem.

Estimated 2-3 /pol/ raider teenagers

>>78935309
nah

>>78935311
https://vocaroo.com

>>78935268
would you rather he have a handbag?

>>78935358
what are you, fucking gay, lad?

antifa are protesting an anti-sharia protest in my city today.

state of lefties. utterly brainless.

>>78935308
I'm not disputing that, you utter prat.

I am asking you to qualify your claim and you still haven't

>>78935364
>what's a briefcase

Fuck off brit/pol/

>>78935380
not gay just enjoy freedom

>>78935222
>gif

fuck off

>>78933838
does this work?


asking for a friend

>>78935407
a case that doesn't last very long

>>78935362
I would but /brit/ intimidates me

>>78935407
haha mong

GREAT BRITANNIA RULES THE WAY

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504124624159.webm

>>78935395
imagine living in such a shithole that events like these even take place

>>78935437
t. povvo

>>78935407
inefficient, old fashioned and outdated
a backpack is infinitely better

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i asked if i could have a look inside

guy at the desk looked at me like i was crazy and said no

bring me some fish n chips hun xx

>>78935465
>old fashioned and outdated
redundant

>>78935470
PITT THE ELDER

>>78935433
I've been doing it a few months now, probably need to do it a little more frequently and maybe get hold of some topical corticosteroid cream to apply

>>78935460
moron

nouveau fil quand

>>78935443
do it for the bants

>>78935470
Wonder what they're hiding

Reckon they're all still alive and hiding there.

>>78935504
>>78935504
>>78935504

>>78935505
>>>/reddit/

>>78934887
>medical condition

Hmm, no I'm quite sure it's a normal human emotion that the modern manchild uses as a crutch by calling it a 'medical condition' despite no empirical evidence suggesting that it's nothing more than a state of mind.

>>78935535
>>>/reddit/

>>78934911
Me!!!