>wake up >it's 1500 Wat do

Sleep until 1526

>>78930609
>personal union

No such thing

Slaves are slaves

>>78930644>>78930642
Gorbonic nuclear holocaust

>>78930644
Seconded

>>78930644
>>78930669
oh how the swarthy untermensch are working well with each other

"greek" is a laz turk monkey
"swede" is an analbanian

>>78930609
Ask Lithuania, Poland and Muscovy to support my indepence and kick Sweden in the balls.
Ally Livonians, take clay from Muscovy.
Wage war against weakened Sweden to conquer more land.
Backstab Livonians and release Estonia in a war and make it my vassal.

>>78930609
Go on a quest to unite germany

>>78930762
Pan-nationalism is mental illness

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>>78930609
>HRE Germany
This has always triggered my map autism

>richtugal

Fall from the height of 12 floors in forest near Moscow

>>78930609
I would move to Bergen and live my life there.

Work my ass off as a serf, die at a glorious age of 40.

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survive as a peasant until the liberation war begins and then join the army and kill d*neshits

Bravo Lithuania

>>78930784
That's because most maps don't show it aas whole, but it was one country. It had one crown, one imperial sword and one emperor. The emperor didn't have a lot influence in most territories, but he was still the head of state of the HRE.

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>>78930609
Try to explain to the ruling class the concept of bordergore then try to start the reformation

>>78931598
to australian abos?

>>78931626
Think my family would be in Australia in 1500 smartass?

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>>78931598
good post

>>78931645
if you wake up and it's suddenly 1500, what makes you think you are going to wake up in europe?

>>78931676
What the fuck is a white man doing waking up in Australia in 1500?

>>78930609
kill a huguenot pr*testant

Cry because my greatess dream is finnaly within my reach.
I would prove my worth by making maps,pin point resouces and my master tier knowleage on the history of my peninsula and theyre royal leaneage.


I would convince D. Sebastião to have a child AND would help him conquer north Africa, and realize his dream :
Free Jerusalém and Anatolia of the sarracens

>>78930609
Why were the german states unable to unify for so long? Someone explain this without memes please

>>78931753
They didn't want to

>>78931777
yes but why

>>78931816
because pan-nationalism was rightfully considered a mental illness back then

>>78931753
Because they weren't '"""""Geman states""""""

Be it racially or culturally they had nothing and still have nothing to do with each others

An unified Germany is the biggest meme ever

>>78931816
I mean its a false equivalency actually. The nobles in the HRE had nominal independence so why would they subject themselves to a king other than the Emperor?

Also using France as a touch stone, pre the Sun King the nobels of France held massive personal influence and were basically just doing their own thing while giving fealty to the King. It was the centralisation and reforms of Louis that actually formed a cohesive France rather than basically a confederation of powerful nobles with their own interests. The King was meant to be "The first among equals". If you were a noble of the HRE why would you willingly give up your chance to have a shot to be the first.

To make some shit up on the spot the only real difference was that France was a hereditary monarchy and the HRE was an Elective monarchy

>>78930609

Enjoy being an indipendent republic and also one of the most poweful and influent in the Mediterranean

>>78931753
We didnt destroy culture and language like frenchies did, so even tiny states had will of separatism, even tough they are the same as the next state

>>78931929
(you)

>>78931732
>t. Alberto

I turn my wealthy neighbours to the Inquisition accusing them of being crypto Muslims or Jews, instant profit.

Mighty Navarre will be! Join Castille and England for the quest of the French conquer

>>78930609
Drown

>>78931999
You could literally change the worlf.
The inquistion would arrest you if you did that

>>78931944
>We didnt destroy culture and language like frenchies did
*chuckle*

First you Germanized the Celts, then you Germanized the Sorbians, Polabians, and so on

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CULTURAL GENOCIDERS OF EUROPE

>>78932217
we didnt germanize them, they slavized our ancestral lands, ostkolonie was quite literally a germanic reconquista

And besides, all those cultures still exist today, what about yours?

Aw shieet.

>>78932217
lol imagine being this mad

>>78931944
A bit like Italy?

>>78932217
This is true, and dont forget abou what the British did to ireland as late as the XX century


But to be honest the visogoths ans suebis completely assimilated oir cultural and traditions. I guess in the german case they simply outbreed smaller or isolated tribes

find qt swede and go cuddle with him

>>78932313
wait, you still have dialects in your regions?

>>78931944
But the destruction of our regional culture is the product of the unification and centralisation of France. You keeping your irrelevant cultures is what prevented you to unite

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>>78932313
>we didnt germanize them
biggest joke ever

There are literally racial/genetics borders in your country and they match Slavic/Celtic Areas

Just like the Saxons didn't genocide the Britons, you didn't genocide anything Hans, the true Germans are the Northern Germans the rest are Germanized people

>what about yours?
Bretons, Alsacians, Corsicans, and so on still claim to be their own thing

We didn't kill their ethnic consciouness like you did we just forced our language and culture

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>>78930609
Invade pooland

>>78932373
Of course we still have dialects.
Admittedly they are being pushed back by standard german, but many traditionalists fight to keep them alive

>>78932411
>this map again
Your argument is invalid

Ever wake up and for 1-2 seconds feel like your whole life was a dream?

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>>78932411
Hate to turn this into a haploshit thread, but that map is wrong. R1a is not the dominant haplogroup in East Germany, R1b is, like the rest of Germany. And in terms of haplogroups East Germany is incredibly similar to Northern Germany, which according to you is the only "German" region of Germany. This is because 1. Wends were largely just Slavicised Germanics and 2. Ostsiedlung involved mass migration of Germans eastwards and not just "Germanisation" and assimilation of Wends like some people claim.

>>78932523
My Map was done using the 5000+ samples from Germany Y-DNA Project

Yours is from an unknown source

>>78930722
retard

remove kebab and restore the Byzantine Empire

>>78932668
this, anatolia belongs to the europeans

>>78930609
denmark has too much land

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>>78932595
The image says 3000+, not 5000+, but whatever.

Also, I haven't been able to find another study that says R1a is more dominant than R1b in East Germany. But sure, keep being delusional.

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>>78932523
>>78932765
It's pretty apparent that R1a peaks at around 30% at most in East Germany. And that R1a isn't even necessarily "Slavic", since there are Germanic and other non-Slavic R1a subclades.

>>78930609
be a merchant in Gdańsk and make mad money

>>78932595
Also I should add, that 3000+ is pretty irrelevant since it doesn't say where the samples are from. For all we know, 2900 were taken from western regions and only 100 from eastern regions.

>>78930641
Why do you long for Ottoman suzerianity mate?

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>>78932693
>>78932668

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>>78932765
>>78932836
>>78932912
you're trying way too hard.

>>78932765
>The image says 3000+, not 5000+, but whatever.
Germany Y-DNA Project has no more than 5000 members

>Also, I haven't been able to find another study that says R1a is more dominant than R1b in East Germany
German Y-DNA says it
>>78932966
>backstabbing

RUDE
U
D
E

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>>78932966
No, I just don't like people spreading lies.

Like yourself for instance, posting an fake edited map :^)

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>4 Years since Eberhards death

>>78933024
>has no
has now*

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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

Kill Martin Luther before this faggot destroy Europe.

>>78932373
>wait, you still have dialects in your regions?

>2017
>not having regional dialects
ISHYGDDT

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>>78930609
Oh yeah

>>78932150
Same

>wake up in 1500
>the region where i live only will be colonized 200 years latter.
Probably i will pass my flu to natives and be eaten alive.

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GENOCIDE MOORS

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>>78932961

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>>78930609
On my way with François I to conquer Italy.

>all these faggy roleplayers

You'd be a poor farmers who doesn't know anything about the outside word except your nearest city where you'd go 2 times a year to sell your measly harvest and hope disease and slow death don't get you before the age of 17 so you can have a son who lives your same miserable life.

>>78933997
yeah we know but what's the point of this thread if we just say "im gonna farm n shit"?
let us have some fun jeez

>>78933997
It's implied that (you) wake up in the past. Like that bretty gud Adam Sandler movie.

>>78934092
>tfw no potatoes

Welp, turnips and chestnuts will do it

>>78933963
*Blocks your path*
*Slaps Francis ass and takes him back to Spain*
Wat do?

>>78930609
Do whatever i can to rile up the masses and declare independence when the Swedes do

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>>78934162
Forgot pic

Get on a ship and die on my way to america
Alternatively, get there and do some raping

>>78930722
That would make you go to war with all of Denmark potatishuvve.

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>>78934185
bad pic

Try and convince people to massively colonise America and not just do trade ports and forts

>>78935849
very good post

>>78933025
inshallah

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>>78930609
>Ger*any

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>>78936485
I think it's sick

>>78937940
fuck wrong pic

>>78930609
Dayyummm, Lithuania looks like THAT?

>>78933025
>"western" "poles" and russians are mongols
nothing wrong with this honestly

die in like one week

>>78930609
I'd make the kingdom of scotland take over the kingdom of england, re-unite the kingdoms of Ireland and from that point raid/pillage France while fending off against invaders

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>>78930609
>1500
Castille and Aragon unified in 1492, this map is wrong or from the wrong year.

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>>78935740
Tout est perdu, fors l'honneur.
Wait 200 years to get my revenge and install a french king on the throne.

>>78940245
>Crown of Castile and Crown of Aragon

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>>78940245
Zoom in the map

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>>78940245 | >>78941995

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>>78930609

>>78942248
We wuz SEAKANGZ and shiiet

>>78930609
tell yavuz sultan selim what is going to happen in the future, advise him to modernize immediately and watch the flank against polaks at all times

>>78930609
Bully Italians or 'Imperials'

>>78940093
lmao, you can't even defeat the eternal englishman and you want to raid us?

Silly celts

>>78943411
I wouldn't take you over I'd just bully you and take your gold

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>>78945034
A fucking leaf !

>>78943191
you should also tell him to genocide all k*rds and armos desu.

>>78945125
My reasoning behind this is that France is perfect for plunder because she's close and fertile, I wouldn't really touch spain unless it's for gold because she's too hot (I'd try to annex Galicia though, that would give me a door to spain)

Germany is too far unless I raid her coasts

I think I'd mostly be fending off against raiders from Norway or Denmark, the southern tip of the island would be under constant threat of the french and hapsburgs though

I'd make Brittany an ally though, so I'd have a solid landing in France. But I would never consider taking over france as that would just be impossible

>>78945234
holy shit this
no one would give two shits and their population was low so it wouldn't be logistically impossible

>>78930609
I'd be Danish so get drunk and fuck a pig I guess

Find out how lithuania got so fucking big.

hug a pole then go trade some goods with my Venetian neighbours in Dalmatia

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Probably die for the crown in central europe.

>>78930609
>Lithuania

What the fuck happened?

>>78949018
they were minority in their own country

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>>78930609
>get discovered merely 8 years previous
cum in me papi

>>78948959
In 1500? That's not very likely.

>>78935740
hot damn that's a fantastic painting

Madrazo was excellent at painting metals.

Finally a chance to kill wh*Te subhumans

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>>78949018
WE WUZ

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>>78930722
We'll take care of the Swedish nobility. You don't even have to ask.
Trust me. We'll take Sweden, you get your independence.

>>78949442
Brussels?

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>>78949792

Lithuanians were unironically kangz

And they don't even mention it. Hands down the most dignified and humble people in Europe.

Fuck non-Lithuanians

>>78949855
>>78949884
we ur real lithuanians

>>78930609
Save Italy from the french opression and themselves.

>>78930609
Die of some disease that isn't a problem in 2017.

>>78949855
But wuzn't kangz
We wuz dukes. Grand dukes.

>>78950253
GRANDUKZ

>>78933925
BALKAN
RAPEBABY

>>78950253
Please annex belarus. It has no reason to exist.

>>78930609

g*rmans always fuck up europe look at that mess

>>78950651
no, we have reason to annex lithuania

>>78950741
t. Lukashenko

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>>78950651
>>78950741
>tfw both will be a part of Moscovian Tsardom soon

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Get on a boat immediately and go godmode on pajeets.

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>>78950823
4 u

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soon friends

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>>78950651
Anon we don't need anymore russians, maybe we should take back Gardinas, but not more. Besides it's entertaining watching them LARPing like
>>78950741

>>78950823
t. Navalny

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>>78950871
nazdorovje, bielorus!
>>78950936
nie.

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>>78950930
>we don't need anymore russians
So you're saying бeлapycь has no reason to exist?

>>78949763
Naprawdę mam nadzieję że znów tak będzie. Kocham prawdziwą Rosję, lecz tylko nowa RP może obronić naszą kulturę

>>78950999
Yes. It's basically what would be russia but without nuclear capability and useless land.

>>78950895
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-41107540

:^)

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>>78950809
>t. Lukashenko

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>>78930609
Leave the union.
Kill the d*nes

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>>78930609
Join the Ottomans because Mamluks are shit

>>78940589
Sure you do lol. What's next? Some Corsican guy conquering most of Europe? Lmao.

>>78956604
Lmao, and then we consciously ruin our countries with 3rd world peoples rofl.

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>>78930609
hope that I was born in a banker family

I'd walk around naked and bathe in the rivers all day erry day until the eternal alb*rto arrives on our shores.

>>78949979
>rare?

>>78957132
((((((((((((((((BANKEr))))))))))))
Wait 180 more years to start sucking Jewish cock.

>>78957748
I prefer to remain in 1500, when everyone else was sucking ours