/brit/

taxation is theft

howling

hello i am NOT of chinese descent

>>78930325
Link?

>>78930356
they've deleted all references

>>78930325
Link the shutdown. Also is the context of the picture exactly what it seems to be in the picture? Who's the father of the child?

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i am of british descent
I am british

Being Chinese Australian in the USA/Canda? self.AsianMasculinity
submitted 5 days ago by skyrocke

I am thinking about doing a semester abroad when I'm 19 in either the US or Canada. I might even move there in the future. Obv, I have an Aussie accent (though watered down and often confused as an British one). How will people react to me? Will dating be easier than Aus for an extremely average looking guy? The only thing that stands out about my appearance is that I'm 6'5. Also, are these countries better for Asian men than Brisbane for example?

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toil begineth in 1/4 of the hour, m'lads

Tim's been hacked AGAIN the authorities really should act

>>78930386
same

phone posting in the car in the car park

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>>78930386
>>78930400
got two weeks off

Finn lad should move to Britain and become part of the elite

>>78930416
what are you doing with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwUkGjKSyGg
choone

Reminder that Aussies are all Brits.

I wonder what Trump's doing right now

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>>78930325
Hate all asians. Strange, insect-like humanoids that lack basic human empathy. Thy have slanted eyes, bucked teeth, tallowy skin that makes it look like they have jaundice. Their hair is always greasy and musty and they're almost always below average in stature. However, they breed like vermin. This very fact makes them an looming and dangerous threat to actual humans. They need to be stopped.

>>78930454
british-irish actually

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uh lads

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>>78930325
fuck i hate women. dumb fucking bitches that believe they're some fucking princesses or something. that water is knee deep, yet she needs to be carried by a MAN

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>>78930436
absolutely nothing

>>78930480
ahh yes, the runt bible

>>78930431
Sure
after i graduate

>>78930454
well established

>ordered 4 things yesterday with prime, all from the same place
>3 things being delivered today
>1 thing tomorrow

ahh yes

>>78930485
excellent post

>>78930485
Really confused by that in a lot of these pictures.

wish america never happened

>>78930485
>>78930510
fuck off to /r9k/
this is a shaggers general

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>>>/tv/87100180

i'm nicer than all of you

glad america happened

>>78930533
Thank you :3

>>78930522
why not? they're like a lightning rod for poor coloured immigrants

regret discovering Australia

don't stop now though the motion sickness has you spinning out

avin' a laugh and love the banter!

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*enters /brit/*
waheyyyyyyyyyyyy
alri snotfaces

the asmr gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8LvqS2uAYk

>>78930554
you didn't, the dutch or portuguese did

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その通り
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8JSJAe2k0Y

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love a bit of sherbert lads

avin' a giggle mate? giggle like ya mean it mate!

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>asmr

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>>78930577
>Roman's being portrayed as diverse
nothing new really.

would sniff every crevi e on gigi hadid's body

>>78930615
Bit annoying that he chose the Romans as the example when it portrayed magna carta era england as similarly diverse.

>https://www.euractiv.com/section/energy/news/china-eclipses-europe-as-2020-solar-power-target-is-smashed/

>china is a third world shithol-

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>>asmr

>>78930638
e

asmr is for LITERAL runtazoids

>>78930637
What compels people to do shit like this? Are they so fucking desperate to be noticed on social media?

can someone post OP's pic on r/asianmasculinity and link it here

thanks x

>>78930663
It's cute

>how DARE you draw attention to yourself

>>78930659
exemplary post

is india still memeing that >superpower by 2020 shit?

>>78930638
>is smashed

What ever happened to journalism? Why do they write like fucking 20yo niggers now?

>>78930663
Why answer your own fucking question you cocksucking piece of shit?

just popped a few benzos

Why do women always un-match me on tinder/bumble? :(

fuck off

>>78930694
try grindr

>>78930687
Nothing wrong with sucking cock,

>>78930704
uhhh no?

which is more friendly to runts? bumble or tinder?

>>78930663
my grandfather used to make notches on the wall recording my height on my birthday each year and Facebook wasn't even a thing then

maybe some people just have decent families who do cute things sometimes, anon

>>78930694
Accidental right swipes

>>78930729
tinder, bumbles concept seems good but women never actually message you

t. tinder pro

dont care

business idea: a dating app exclusively for anal sex hookups called bumhle

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>What ever happened to journalism? Why do they write like fucking 20yo niggers now?

business idea: thai hookup app called bendr

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>>78930752
>women never message you

Because they're messaging this

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The breakfast

>>78930485
Maybe there is uneven ground and current? Or maybe she's exhausted from caring for her baby?
That soldier is better equipped for walking in those conditions. So the husband carries their stuff, the soldier the wife and she keeps her baby safe and comfortable.

I see no problems here.

>>78930730
>cute things

Your grandfather sticking notches on the wall is wholly different to this cynical reddit-esque attention craving seen here

I reckon you already know that though.

business idea: outlaw racemixing

>>78930325
PLEASE don't tell me is her husband walking ahead of them

>audi

hello rasheed

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What is this sinister cunt's end game?

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post millys xxx

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>>78930389
already?

>>78930831
ok I won't tell you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWhPimx07H0

>>78930842
continue being the right's bogeyman for everything until his death

>>78930831
Yes, he does. But do you see a person able to carry is wife and kid in there?
He can barely carry his own gut.

>>78930831

yep, saving his shoes.

Dirty meme addicts.

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Would you carry mistress t?

>>78930905
No

>>78930325
this is a sign that the socceroos will win in japan tonight inshallah

>>78930842
most depressing thing is that he probably has another decade of terror left.

Japan is mad

>>78930810

>>78930810

>>78930810

>>78930821
I was implying that they might not have done it primarily for social media attention so much as to create a cute family photo to be enjoyed by themselves ten or twenty years later

>cynical
that word means what you're being, not what they're doing

>>78930898
looks like her shoes and all her bags

>>78930495
I can get you hooked with an entry level 15k job if you come to Newcastle.

>>78930931
>I was implying that they might not have done it primarily for social media attention
If course they didn't. How fucking naive are you, m8.

>that word means what you're being, not what they're doing
And you don't understand what it means.

toil begins in 6 hours

i heard that pre-islamic arabia was even more misogynistic back then, but i also heard that muhammad's first wife was a successful businesswoman so...

>>78930637
>fat manlet can only attract fucking ugly gook to reproduce with

well well well

but i also heard that muhammad was a fucking nonce so...

I am going to post my hairy anus on here again

>>78930985
Get help

>>78931032
no dont im eating

>>78931037
KYS fucking reddit scum

>>78930985
>cynic
>[ˈsJnJk]
>NOUN
>1. a person who believes that people are motivated purely by self-interest rather than acting for honourable or unselfish reasons

unless you were accusing them of wanking in the Agora? daft cunt

anyone else get in trouble at school a lot here? i got suspended at least 20 times before finally getting expelled in year 11

>>78931068
nah, i'm not scum

Redditors need to leave.

reddt,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

>>78931057
yeah fair enough, no point him posting his arsehole if the back of your head is in the way, is there

>>78931068
not really

Business idea : paris syndrome

>>78931096
FUCK YOU!!!!!!

>>78931088
>>78931088
>>78931088
>>78931088
>>78931088
>>78931088
>>78931088

>>78931065
I genuinely think you might be the dumbest cunt I have ever come across on /brit/, which is saying a lot considering all the aussies and yanks that are on here.

My use of the word was perfectly valid, you window-licking shelf-stacker.

>>78931068
the only time i ever got in trouble was in year 7 when i didn't hear something properly and i stood up when the teacher was yelling for people to sit down
he thought i was being a cheeky shit

>>78931068
brainlet retard

>>78931077
or perhaps you're just a mealy-mouthed sheep?

*stands up*

>>78931096
good post

>>78931034
>>78931034
>>78931034
>>78931034
New

>>78931015
>falling for the white women jew

>>78931121
reddit

reddit

>>78931130
i have adhd and i think, nay, i know i could outwit you in any discussion

>>78931139
nah, i'm not scum

This is Asian genocide!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px4swNq_KB4&app=desktop

>>78931121
'twasn't valid at all, you clearly thought it meant something it doesn't mean

now admit your wrongdoing or I will call you a motherfucker for the duration of the thread

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Yankettes x

EGG

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going to this in bristol in november. should be good.

>>78931211
would sooner heem myself

>>78931211
>deephouse
alri deano

>>78931188
absolutely disgusting

>>78931231
going for the techno personally

>deano
>tarquin
>rasheed

we need some more of these lads

>>78931155
Chas and Dave song?


>>78931187
Except it was. You don't understand the word and don't understand context.
If you're not a nigger, I would feel very embarrassed for you.

>>78931257
redditman

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>>78931233
Frick u dude x

@6

Fuck you dickhead

Lol r/hapas is fucking hilarious.

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>>78930325

>>78931272
that's a big mound

>>78931286
'ddit

awful thread so far

>>78931284
when you see most WMAF couples, its not hard to see why their offspring winds up so fucked up tbqh

>>78931310
because of reddit

>>78931211
not bad 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DvGAQpkL30

>>78931310
blame leftypol, they're invading again

your willy is rubbish

>wanking on Chaturbate
>about to cum
>dad comes in
>stop wanking immediately but it's too late
>quickly close the tab
>my chair blocking my body so he can't see what I'm doing, think I'm fine
>all of a sudden he walks right fucking up to me for no fucking reason wearing muddy boots
>starts explaining some shit he needs a hand with
>don't look at him at all because one hand is on my ejaculating cock
>basically just keep saying OK ILL HELP until he fucks off
only reason I haven't knocked this old cunt out is because I don't want to get kicked out the house

I'm so fucking angry

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Hmm...why are brits so stupid??

>>78931292
well, she's a big gal xx

>>78931358
Why do muricunts have to give themselves a special snowflake category every time?

just asked the boy to actually pull his weight around the house for once and he actually seemed really enthusiastic
maybe he's finally becoming a man

>>78931358
why are wh*tes so stupid more like

>>78931211
https://vimeo.com/218344936
Seems a bit normie for my liking.

>>78931015
And you're going to die alone and childless

>>78931389
at least reply to my post before you make fun of it

poohead

>>78931421
like everyone else on the choon then

>>78931358
lol at the dumb shit muzzies

>Houston flood: Explosions at Arkema chemical plant

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41104451


Fallout 5: Houston

>>78931444
it just keeps getting better

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>I just shrugged the insult away as i thought she didn't see me wanting to talk. Anyway no problem i got other people to chat with however after the a while the crowd at the table started to disperse and i decided to give the asian woman a second chance and tried to talked with her again only to hear her yelling at me "I don't date asian guys can't you guys stop being creepy!?" After that she promply tried to squeeze herself between two white dudes on the couch(not really a surprise here lol) who refused to give her space. I could feel the people in the room watching and listening to us.

>I was upset and ready to burst. I shouted back while pointing at myself "Fuck you i'm hapa and this how you're future son will look like!". I then proceeded to say "No matter how much you worship white dudes you will always be a gook". People were starting to laugh when i stormed out of the party.

>The good news is that my friends at the party later sent me text message and told the asian girl got bullied all the way out of the party by the attendees.

>So haha integration failed!

>>78931440
Correct

>>78931428
that's NOT how it works

>>78931384
Because when our scores are weighed down by nearly half our population being dumb brown fucks it makes us look way worse than actual productive Americans are

As a white American I am superior to all euros but the Finns :^)

>>78931421
I actually have a son though

Quite like Mistress T I do

>>78931491
technically, your wife does

I too derive my self worth from infographs

Couldn't imagine having a Dad who spends time """bantering""" all day with 18 year olds on 4chan

>>78931491
nonce

>>78931503
Technically, she's not my wife

how the fuck do i turn on legacy captcha with 4chan x

i know a couple of sisters from hong kong who seem to exclusively go out with white lads.

Did a cry to my parents tonight lads.

>>78931511
>t. Britdumb

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remember when the NHS didn't have to release this kind of shit?

Big thanks to neoliberals and their leftist slaves for inviting evil savagery from the 3rd world onto our shores

donald trump? donald drumpf is more like it

>>78931556
londoners are savages
the rest of the country seems to manage

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>>78931556
>BRITSHARIAHS

Can't honestly be fucked to help my dad

I only agreed to because he asked when I was in the middle of wanking and needed him to leave

>>78931556
>hello, emergency services?
>uh police I guess
>it was an acid attack
>yeah, it was me
>no, he's long gone now, was on a moped
>yeah
>alright thanks
>*takes top off*
>*pours water on what's left of my smouldering neck stump*

>>78931556
you crazy brits and your psychedelic drugs

>>78931591
you're in no position to comment lad

honestly fucking hate london and everything about it
only voted brexit so canary wharf would go to shit

>>78931591
it's a black person thing

>>78931596
bet he doesn't regret having you

>>78930325
>>78930325
tell me greentexts about chavs brits
what are they like? do they attack people?

>>78931596
>>>/reddit/

>>78931621
muzzies do it too

its a low IQ uncivilised thing.

>>78931596
it's not like he took care of you for the majority of your life or anything. god forgive the cunt.

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>>78931466
creasing

>>78931634
you dont have poor white trash in germany? it's not that interesting

>>78931609
Literally NEVER heard of an acid attack anywhere near me and we aren't importing Muslim refugees by the millions, rather have American blacks who only kill each other than imported, unassimilated Muslim savages throwing acid on my face at random

>>78931556
But diversity is our strength!

>>78931666
it's not Lady of the flies, is it?
*angrily taps a beer mat on the table*
hell in a hand basket, I tell you

>>78931666
guess they didnt learn from ghostbusters failing hard

>>78931666
Why don't they just come up with new shit for women like Hunger Games instead of changing old things?

>>78931666
even reddit hated ghostbusters what are they doing

>>78931634
bydlos

>>78931666
I'm interested to know why the feminists movement is so determine to remake and hijack male orientated media with all female casts.

Are they incapable of creating their own original work?

beans on toast down the gullet
lovely old job

just got gilded on the r/funny subreddit lads

AND LOVE IS ALL NEED AND I FOUND IT THERE IN YOUR HEART

>>78931666
can't wait for the Piggy fat shaming

>>78931707
because its just a cash-grab using trendy zeitgeists to sucker in virtue-signalling plebs.

There's a black guy, a Chinese guy and a White guy sitting at a bar, talking about what they like about women.

The black guy says, I like women with a big ass.

The Chinese guy says, I like women with big tits.

They look over at the White guy and say what about you?

The white guy says, "huh? I was just thinking about how big your guys' dicks are."

how many of you are chavs?

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>>78931666
Basically this, women would never bicker or bitch and they'd be free if the clutches of patriarchy

>>78931752
But Lord of the Flies isn't in the current zeitgeist it's an old classic film. Let it be. It's done. Same goes for all regular remakes too. Just come up with new stuff. It's cringey like trying to make a male sex and the city.

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*enters the thread*

>>78931774
chavs don't use imageboards

>>78931666
Naked young girls running naked around an island and bullying each other?

Yeah I-I-I wouldn't watch such a thing haha

DID NOT come to /brit/ to read twitter

>>78931804
'

>>78931774
chavs have been replaced with muslims and blacks. who do all the same filthy underclass shit like drugs, crime and stabbings but they're not quite the same as the classic British chav.

Here to read twitter, lads. Got any posts?

>>78931796
could easily bounce this midgets head against a backboard

need some fresh tweets

>>78931826
yeh

Need some fresh PUSSY

>>78931796
Midge.

>>78931826
https://twitter.com/jack/status/332603792

Is it me or do historians have a trend to be a bit rorkish socially and in military/foreign policy terms, but soft-left (i.e. vaguely pro nationalisation of some sectors, certainly the railways, pro-NHS, pro-council housing, essentially keynesian) on most economic issues?

>>78931875
nah

>>78931875
no idea. i read original historical texts and form my own conclusions.

PROVE you're not a dickhead NOW

>>78931796
I don't like this cunt at all.

>>78931826
pan head

>>78931922
me but I don't play video games

Looked up local escorts out of curiosity (already lost the 'nity) and it just seems, I dunno, a bit grim.

>>78931913
why don't you fuck off to your own general, abo cunt?

getting involved

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>>78931849
>CUD AYSILY BEEYOUNCE THIS MEEJITS HED EGENST A BAYCKBOAD

>>78931935
why not? dont you get bored?

Mid-poo at work lads

Some senior dev keeps coming up to me to give me help with stuff I know how to do because he wants to look good in front of the boss.

How to politely tell him to fuck off?

>>78931937
can't imagine why that is the case
usually only the best women go into escort work, it's not an industry full of poor slavs at all

>>78931922
saw this post yesterday haha awesome

Australian posts should take a few days to arrive in the thread

>>78931958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBIICllLiuk

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Why this is certainly a plausible message that happened...

OI MISTAH PROIME MINISTAH

...


ANNNDDDAAAAAAY

>>78931967
just not that into them

>>78931958
>>78931985
delete these right fucking NOW

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Another message that is NOT fake

another job application

another rejection

>>78931875
You mean nationalistic? Yes.

*posts an image of a twitter post*
haha

>>78931971
Oh no I mean the girls look alright enough, but just the idea of
>hey can I cum on your face
>yeah sure honey that'll be an extra hundred

Maybe it's just not my thing

wish i was a goth in the early 90s listening to all sorts of depeche mode and the cure type musics on my walkman

>>78931790
inb4 somebody posts the gym girl selfie explanation image

>>78932006
>30s
These chinks are aiming low

>>78932014
yeh you're probably gay

>>78932006
alri hapaboy

>>78932014
are you implying sex work is seedy? think you're just weird mate

>>78931583
>londoners are savages
>the rest of the country seems to manage
*realises that 20% of the nations gdp comes from london*

>>78932006
Obviously this is believable

Who would be proud about going to a top 30 uni? Lmao

You can literally BTEC your way into a top 10 uni

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41097860

>>78931900
it seems strange that the general tendency of reading original historical texts is to wind up acting like a vaguely racist Peter Shore.

>>78932032
Love putting my willy inside girls, just not in that kind of environment x

>>78932006
>baka
>white
Sure.....that makes sense.

>>78932006
Chad blown the ever-loving fuck out

going to a top university is like winning the retard olympics

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>>78930325
Imagine being an Asian """male"""

going to a good subreddit is like winning the retard olympics

going to university is a jewish plot

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>>78932084
BASED Lily

>>78932057
Clearly Americans talking, mong

>>78932057
this

having a job is like winning the retard olympics

I hate you brits so much!

After a week of working at Vodafone UK Customer service Call center i am literally going to go insane.

Brit customers are so greedy and annoying. I have rules where who ever calls in i have to say welcome and ask how are you? (and honestly i dont give a **** how you are)
sometimes when im ringing some one out i say How may I help you, just yelling and swearing.
honestly working there has made me a mean person and i am a VERY nice person when im not working . my first customer i had ever had told me i was stupid and didnt know what i was doing and said she wanted some one with more experience and this was after i told her her promotion expired! but that h** got what she wanted after a manager suckled her a** crack.

winning a gold medal in the olympics is like winning a gold medal in the retard olympics

going to a good British city is like winning the retard olympics

>>78932084
>>78932107
she's hot but im not going to ruin my lineage with these types

>>78932107
i hate these kind of shoes
what are they called in english? here we call them ballerinas

>>78932113
It's Americans talking you dolt

Winning an event in the special olympics is like winning an event in the retard olympics

Being born is like winning the lottery but the prize is suffering and disappointment

>>78932009
Bis lad?

new old

>>78929136
>>78929136
>>78929136
>>78929136


No Commie or Yank threads!

being born british used to be winning first prize in the lottery of life, now it's like winning the retard olympics

>>78932149
wot

>>78932140
Pumps

>>78931970
>>>/reddit/

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>>78932057
>mfw vic uni is trying to improve its image by saying it's top 2% in the world, but that's just because thirdies have hundreds of universities in their cunts and they're all utter shite

>>78932057
>>>/reddit/

Professor Layton band the curious village desu