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clementine creevy edition
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:)
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>>78929125
>thailad sees a young, nubile girl
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get a subscription to the 'conomist

y/n

already have a subscription to the FT via work.
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>>78929081
Florida Panthers!
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>>78929125
FUCK OFF PEURTO RICAN FUCKWIT
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fuck OFF yanks
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thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgVW3MPURxg
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>get a subscription to the 'conomist
>y/n
>already have a subscription to the FT via work.
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>>78929168
wow i want to destroy his fucking skull
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very hostile thread so far
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>>78929168
i liked this retort
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Reminds me of my uncle who got injured in the war
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>>78929143
y
i think it's a quality publication
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>>78929179
the sight of an american does this to brits and aussies
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Just put my shower sneakers in the fridge microwave.
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>>78929196
twot
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>>78929230
for what purpose?
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LONDON

https://twitter.com/askinnynegro/status/902685991575719936
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Who /ProcessedCheeseOnApplePie/ here?
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>>78929243
call the king a bender you fucking twat bent ponce prole pussy nonce
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>Good thread with Americans and Brits living in harmony. Aussie comes in, doesn't feel too good, acts hostile, and boom: thread ruined. Many such cases.
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>>78929243
So that shoes will be fresh and crisp when I put them on in the shower.
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Sometimes I really can't tell if Aussies are our friends or our enemies.
Maybe a little bit of both. Like the Cubans.
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>The Home Office has apologised for telling a man who has lived in Britain his entire life that he must leave the country or face the prospect of jail.
>Shane Ridge, 21, of Colne in Lancashire, received a letter informing him he had "no lawful basis to be in the UK" according to the government department's records.
>Mr Ridge was left mystified because all of his relatives are British citizens.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-41101051
In other news,
>Intelligence officers have identified 23,000 jihadist extremists living in Britain as potential terrorist attackers
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/huge-scale-of-terror-threat-revealed-uk-home-to-23-000-jihadists-3zvn58mhq
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>>78929278
This is making an awful lot of sense to me I must say. You yanks are alright..
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>>78929243
My brother went and translated a bunch of classical western literature into Thai and distributed it to some tribal Sou people this summer.
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Mistress T is perfection, would love her to bust my bollocks
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>>78929286
is it a home office blunder or his own blunder?

surely they were just applying the rules and he was dumb enough to not realise he was not a british citizen.
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got a lot of acne on my back how do you get rid of it
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>>78929298
What a lad, big respect. How's Utah this time of year?
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>>78929305
genuinely think she's ugly

she has that roleplay value though I guess
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is there anything more ridiculous than absolutist free speech proponents? what a bunch of spackers
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Big cats are just like house cats, but bigger... woah...
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>>78929322
I think she's really good looking desu
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>>78929322

Agreed. Even for roleplay there are better looking girls.
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>>78929309
He was born in the UK
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>>78929311
Lose your virginity.
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Why do ugly people exist when make-up exists?
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>>78929326
Care to provide an actual argument?
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neck just clicked, feel all fuzzy now
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anyone else literally scared of posting in /brit/

sometimes i make posts and then decide not to post them in case there is some sort of potential legal problem with them.

for example libellous posts, posts that could be construed as hate speech or bullying or violent. posts where i imitate things.

proper scared that the govenrment is actually surveilling /brit/
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>>78929350
haha, best of luck with that.
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>>78929357
don't be a rorkish mong then
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the mummies
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>>78929357
I just like posting maids
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>>78929283
it goes
anglos vs the world
the commonwealth vs america
anz vs britain
australia vs new zealand
west of the barassi line vs east of the barassi line
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>>78929356
You've probably had bad posture sitting at the comp and moved your neck too fast. You'll be fine.
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>>78929346
that doesn't confer british nationality automatically.

there are certain conditions that have to be met weirdly enough.
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Haven't played my nintendo switch in over a month, what a waste of £300 that was
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>>78929326

Yeah. The freeze peach wankers.
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>>78929368
not about being a rorke.
more about not wanting to get arrested for banter.
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>>78929305
overtaken by xev bellringer
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That's right Brits, post in my fucking thread,
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Imagine living in a country where you can get arrested for saying mean things on the internet, what a totalitarian idea haha

Oh wait
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>>78929357
Or you could live in America and say absolutely anything you want to short of threats or call-to-action incitement without fear of prosecution.
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>>78929357
>he actually has to worry about this
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Real manhood begins at 6ft
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>>78929397
Would 4chan even give your IP to UK law enforcement?
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3tsp=1tbsp
2floz=1tbsp
16tbsp=1cup
2cups=1pt
2pts=1qrt
1qrt=1.05L
4qrts=1gal
12in=1ft
3ft=1yd
acre=3960ft^2=1chainx1furlong
chain=66ft
furlong=660
12oz=1lb
5760grains=1lb
ton/st=2klb
cwt=100lb/112lb
dram=60grains
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CHELSEA WOLFE THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sb5TszDqYE
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don't care what I post. they can't get me
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>>78929379

Depends on age. Until 01/01/1983 we had a jus soli (right of soil) right of citizenship. Being born in the UK automatically made you a citizen. It goes back to the old being born under the king's protection right of all empire subjects. We switched over to a jus sanguinis (right of blood) system.
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>>78929442
awful
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>>78929444
http://www.actionfraud.police.uk/

hey brits, i'll literally have you fucking arrested if i feel like it
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>who would win: some of the greatest apex predators on earth specially adapted for their environment over the course of thousands of years or yankee snowbirds that want more condos built on some swampland?
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>>78929424
if they requested it, i'm sure they would. hiro seems very shady and compliant.
>>78929422
>>78929418
>>78929417
ironically the ones who get caught out for shitposting are usually americans.

like kids making bomb-threats jokes or glorifying mass shooters, are the bread and butter of people getting in trouble on 4chan, but to my knoweldge those cases are usually in the US.

to my knowledge besides sheik, no briton has ever gotten in trouble for shiptosting.
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>>78929469
umm homo sapien sapiens are the greatest apex predator
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>>78929436
Ummmm sweaty there's 16 oz in a lb x
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Genuinely think she's the most beautiful woman alive.
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>>78929493
Ffs I don't know how I got normal ounces and troy ounces switched up
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>>78929456
his mum was an aussie or something
his dad is a brit
but they were unmarried. so even though he was born in the uk after 1983 he wasn't a british citizen.

but it turned out the mother had british citizenship all the while, so he should have been conferred it (But i guess he'd administratively avoided up to that point)

basically a stupid story that they will run to the media with
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>>78929499
she's cute but only when skinny
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lmao /brit/ is fucking pathetic
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>>78929499
'gin
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Want
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>"omae wa mou shindeiru"
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>>78929511
true of all women
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>>78929499
Nah
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hate him
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>>78929524
not true
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>>78929510
>his mum was an aussie or something
>his dad is a brit
stupid poms stop stealing our women
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>>78929527
Bearing is Australia's greatest comedian
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First time I used 2Factor Auth I thought it was cool, now it's an absolute pain in the arse.
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>>78929334
round pupils instead of vertical, another genus
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>>78929531
she wasn't really an aussie. she was the child of poms who were in australia for like a year.
she was british otherwise.

>Tfw its as difficult for an australian to migrate to the UK as it is for a Taiwanese
so much for kindredness, better luck next time chump.
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>>78929526
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>>78929542
>Bearing

who
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>>78929527
fucking awful, unfunny cunt.

typical aussie really
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>>78929527
all i've seen from him goes something like this
>dude americans are fucking dumb lmao
>*hysterical american laughter*
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>>78929548

call the king a bender you bent nonce twat
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>>78929554
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>>78929526
really want to kick her teeth in literally
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first time i called the thai king a bender I thought it was a valid way to prove i'm not a scared little child

nothing has changed
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>>78929570
looks like one of those wall lions where you stick your hand in and it's good luck if it bites you
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the queen is a lezzer
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Aлтын! Aлтын! Aлтын! Aлтын!
Mин aл-aлтын! Aлтын! A-a-aлтын! Aлтын!
Aлтын! Aлтын! Aлтын! Aлтын!
Mин aл-aлтын! Aлтын! A-a-aлтын! Aлтын!
Mин aлтын, мин aлтын, мин aлтын мaтyp чәчәк
Mин aлтын, мин aлтын, мин aлтын мaтyp чәчәк
Mин aлтын, мин aлтын, мин aлтын мaтyp чәчәк
Mин aлтын, мин aлтын, мин aлтын мaтyp чәчәк
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>>78929570
Imagine waking up to this face staring at you.
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I enjoy joy division and post punk in general
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Just going to let you sperg out obsessively today lads.
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>>78929570
Straight from the horse's mouth.
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>>78929598
t. guy who is scared of the king
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Just had me mornin shit lads
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>>78929598
bit toxic lately aren't you
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Imagine spending fireworks night with her. She's cold so you lend her your jacket. Her eyes light up at the rockets, her smile. Feels bad it will never happen.
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>>78929598
you're really shit at taking the heat. mostly because you're actually concerned about your /brit/-persona and maintaining a good image - which ironically backfires and causes more resentment towards you.

I think if you took a step back, and stopped posting on /brit/ for a while, maybe you can return as a lower-key poster, maybe just abstain altogether - it'd be for the best.

for /brit/ and for yourself.
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might move to a third world country and slave away to earn at most maybe 40k - 50K USD
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>>78929628
don't be pathetic
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>>78929591
t. Chang
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>>78929628
pathetic autismo
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>>78929628
yeah, you should kill yourself.
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>>78929596

Joy division get their name from Jewish prostitutes in concentration camps who serviced the German troops.
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>>78929631
Or he could call the king a bender
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>>78929628
had experience like this with my first gf
it was the night before our graduation and we just walked around london at night (in winter) looking at the lights, holding hands, and watching people ice skate at somerset house.

we also went to our university and i shagged her in the library toilet (its open 24hr but it was fully empty)

pretty romantic.
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>>78929656
>>>/reddit/
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Imagine seeing a panther on a camping trip. Just watching the magnificent creature prowling in the distance, admiring it's strength and beauty. Feels bad it will never happen.
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>>78929645
im a balkanoid
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>>78929656
Top Googleing
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Call the bender a king.
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>>78929671
would love to lick her eyeballs
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How many aussies here actually know of any living relatives in the UK?
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>>78929663

Seen both a tiger and a leopard in the wild. Next one is a lion. No reason you can't see a panther m8.
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>>78929671
The look she gives when I put it in.
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>>78929598
just say the 5 words simple as

"the king is a bender"

I believe in free speech and I said it, why won't you? Why did you voluntarily move to a third world shithole military dictatorship that limits freedom of speech?
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>>78929672
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>>78929682
im not british
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all big cats are panthers
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>>78929699
Yes you are.
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FFS!!!!!!

Is there a single non-degenrate waifu left???
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>>78929685
Yeah. I've seen all the African big cats in the wild, but the panther is especially rare. Only 230 exist.
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in a dilemma lads

gone and got a civil service job
but i dont wanna live in london and want to live and work abroad altogether.

will having been in the britbong civil service help me lad jobs abroad or does it really restrict you to london altogethr.
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>>78929707
All big cats are of the panthera genus.
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new smug pepe
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>>78929682
none because I'm a real aussie whose ancestors all left the UK about 200 years ago

fuck off new wave pommy twat

bet you call pants "trousers"
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>A video of guys with swastika tattoos and doing the Nazi salute going around beating up minorities? PERFECTLY FINE
>Calling the king a bender? WOW SO RUDE HOW DISRESPECTFUL
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>>78929714
source?
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>>78929726
shan't be believing this.
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done a masturbate to girlcock lads
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>>78929730
that's what i said
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>>78929707
>>78929730
not cheetas
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>>78929742
Bender.
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Australia is actually a small island off the coast of Britain like the Shetlands
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Why does thailad seem different lately
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gf
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>>78929741
call the king a bender
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https://twitter.com/TheRoot/status/902639520721580032


ah yes
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>>78929742
my man.
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>>78929752
>girls with penises having sex with other girls
>gay
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>>78929738
umm sweetie xx
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>>78929760
the thai police accidentally murdered him while he was in custody

he's a plant to make it seem like nothing has happened
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>>78929712
Frucking sasselnachs thrink this funny.
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Anyone on here really fucking hate young people?

I'm 28 and can't bear being around any snotty little cunt under the age of 25
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>>78929780
alri grandad
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>"The informal term 'big cat' is typically used to refer to any of the four largest (living) members of the entire Panthera genus. Among the five total species within the Panthera genus, these four are the only cats that are able to roar. In descending order of their maximum potential size, these four species are: tigers, lions, jaguars, and leopards, with the tiger (Panthera tigris) being the largest. A more liberal and expansive definition is sometimes used which may include the snow leopard, puma, clouded leopard, Sunda clouded leopard and/or cheetah, although these added species do not roar."
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>>78929777
Literally nothing happened, Australia.
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>>78929740
Aussies are brits
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>>78929748
not a big cat
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>>78929775
not sure what the message of this is
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>>78929775
>WAAAA MY VIDEO INCITING VIOLENCE AND RACIAL HATRED GOT TAKEN DOWN OFF A PRIVATE WEBSITE WAAAAAAAA

/pol/ are literally the equivalent of SJWs, claim they are being oppressed when their radical views get deleted
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>>78929802
but my ancestry doesn't come from the british isles
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>>78929815
Australia is part of Britain
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>>78929815
gabagool or chingchong?
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>>78929801
call the king a bender you bent nonce twat
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>>78929830
slav
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>>78929789
t. pathetic teenage runt
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>>78929805
DELET!
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Hey There Europa is a choon?
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Don't rape, roo
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>>78929815
Australia = Britain 2.0

You live there so you are British.
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>>78929839
melbourne?
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>>78929802
My ancestors didn't get shipped to the other side of the planet for stealing baked goods then spend one and a half world wars getting treated as cannon fodder by the bastards just for me to call myself a br*t
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>>78929843
haha calm down there grandad and take a nap haha
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keep hearing that shit song by rudimental on an ad on tv. singer sounds like a duck.
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alri thailad
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>>78929861
Thats because your ancestors emigrated in the 50s for a tenner
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as a percentage, how many boobs actually look nice without a bra
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>>78929767
I wonder if there's some ulterior motive to articles like this, like they're deliberately trying to provoke people into disliking them so they can further peddle their victim complex.
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>>78929877
Lots
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>the nonce is L I T E R A L L Y afraid to call the king a bender
>he feels that his life will be threatened if he says so on an anonymous forum
>yet he continues to stay there, even going so far as to proclaim the benefits of nonceland
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>>78929859
nae
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>>78929861

Tbf everyone was treated as canon fodder.
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>aussies
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>>78929886
it truly is pathetic
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>>78929905
Mogg is a thatcherite
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>>78929861
You're british.

Deal with it.
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>>78929876
No 10 pound poms in my lineage
But I am glad to say that I am 0% taig
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Defeated by cheese
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>>78929899
We are Brits just like you.
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morning lads. has the nonce called the king a bender yet?
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>>78929873
alri
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The goal
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>>78929899
ha, i fucking hate this time of day on /brit/

best time is afternoon like 2-6 when there's hardly any on here at all
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>>78929933
yeah gonna have to report you for that weapon my guy.
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>>78929934
>>78929915
>>78929802

fuck off samefag
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>>78929934
Then I don't want to be British
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>>78929933
Why use a knife?
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Renters in the UK spend average of 62 per cent of income on rent (nationalrentersalliance.co.uk)
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>>78929948
Why are you in /brit/ if you aren't a brit?
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>>78929659

Why did she stop being your gf?
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>>78929933
use a chopping board and buy a knife that's not old and shit you pikey
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been working for 7 months and managed to save about 7 grand (slightly under by about 100 or so)

not great really since if i've spent about 3.5 grand on rent in those 7 months.
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>>78929951
Accept it.
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>>78929971
bloody visa ran out and i didnt want to do something crazy like commit to her through marriage.
im gonna visit her in spirng next year.

still on the hunt for other girls with no success :)
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listening to russian rap
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>>78929976
That's... not horrible. Plug that 7 grand in high interest savings and let compound interest do some of the heavy lifting for getting to the next 7 grand.
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>>78929983
If Aussies are British they'll never leave us alone though
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On the toilet lads

Poo is literally coming out of my bum as I type this hahaha
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>>78930015
Describe the smell
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>>78930000
>high interest savings
impossible unless I do investments (which i am planning on doing but haven't yet because i'm currently in a delicate situation job-wise)
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>>78929997
Why?
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https://twitter.com/handymayhem/status/902336734435926016

r/asianmasculinity is having a meltdown over this

HOWLING
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>>78930015
describe the consistency
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>>78929456
My father is English
Could i apply for British citizenship?
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>>78930021
Horrendous

I put a load of birds eye chillis in my paella last night
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>>78930035
Is your mother a finn
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>>78930028
screaming
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>>78930033
Basically liquid
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>>78930028
Nice! Hate gooks. Love when they feel insecure and castrated.
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>>78930028
gizza link to reddit
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>>78930028
incredible
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>>78930028
>nigger mocking asian men for being cucked by white men
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Leftypol isn't a mental disor-
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>>78930045
>>78930054
>>78930059
Triggered?
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Why won't thailad just call the king a bender?

What's his motivation for resisting lads? I just don't get it
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>>78930022
Surely you can put it in a term deposit at least
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>>78930061
this is the 2017 we deserve
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Why should I care about the black community? Their culture is fucking awful, I hate the way they speak and act. I hate the way the ruin the communities they live in with drugs and violence. I hate that the are the major contributors to social decay. I hate their lack of respect and degenerate behaviour.
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>>78930068
I would literally fuck every single person in this picture except the dad and the eldest.
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>>78930067
that jacket should be illegal
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>>78930028
why are asians so insecure lol
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>>78930077
lmao
also nice double dubs
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>>78929933
stop chewing your fingernails you pathetic virgin
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>Triggered?
>>
Let's look at some logic here lads:

A) There are a limited number of possible 'things'
B) Some things are offensive because of their history, going back hundreds or even thousands of years
C) Every 'thing' will eventually be used in an offensive way, given the massive amount of potential combinations and time available
D) If A,B and C are true, then everything will become offensive at some point

hmmmm
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>>78930068
They're cute
There's also a non-zero chance mum's blonde genes will come out in the grandchildren
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Lmfaaaao at these mental gymnastics
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>naughty little rorke
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>>78930040
Yes

They divorced when i was 5 years old. My father tried to kidnap me so he could send my to private school where every member of the family has gone for 200 years. After that he lost meeting rights etc...
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how did asians not die out when they're so puny and weak
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>>78930076
those sort of savings accounts or saving bonds are pretty dire mate.
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>>78930132
they're like ants, even if you squish 100 of them, there's 1000 more to take their place
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>>78930118
love the asian subreddits, there was one thread about racism in east asian countries and they were all like "NO! Multiculturalism is what the west gets for imperialism and racism we should stay asian!" the double think is amazing.
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>>78930118
>often times people mistake us Northern Indians for Persians and Arabs, guys who have terrible reputations across the entire western world due to Islam and the bad name it gets
Why are Indian men so deluded? Their country used to be just as savage and now they're blaming their neighbors for their shit reputation.
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>>78930118
>Persians
>terrible reputation
don't think that's true
>>
not remotely interested in anything posted on any subreddit at all
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neighbour is a middle class woman with a really runty dog

everytime she passes past my house all i hear is her saying in the most annoying high pitched call 'Buddy!'

really does my head in.
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why is it always the indians and chinese who are the most insecure

you don't usually see japs or south east asians being insecure little 'gins
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>yfw thainonce's son is gonna be a mentally fucked hapa who posts on r/hapas and r/asianmasculinity
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>>78930128
I think you have the right to citizenship you should definitely apply
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>>78930146
What gets me is all the projected self hatred and pedestalizing of white women.

They literally worship the content of white men's balls
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persians and indians are our indo-european brothers be nice
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>>78930132
Stronger invader/conqueror races have always gotten a kick out of fucking their tight little women (and men). This coupled with their insane birth rate/population size has allowed them to "absorb" anyone who tries to invade them.
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>>78930128
https://www.gov.uk/register-british-citizen
Just don't freak out when they ask about the Emu War. That's how I got deported.
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>>78930176
>ids
shan't
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>>78930169
its hard not to when american media is king and has been forcing the white woman is goddess meme for 100 years
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>>78930172
persians are generally well adjusted
indians are weird
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>>78930163
That's mad.
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>>78930169
They're basically the same as the far right white nationalists, sexually frustrated convinced of conspiracies against them "jews are feminizing white men in the media" turns into "the anglo media is emasculating us!" obsession of their women dating other races. It truly is fascinating.
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>>78930185
Can i pay the registration fee in euros?
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>>78930180
Nah it's because they are good at fighting.
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>>78930118
>Asians have an easy time with European women
Since when? All the beautiful white women in my life have always treated me like a gay confidant or a little brother rather than a romantic interest.
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>>78929499
>>78929526
*toot toot* superior britfu coming through.
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>>78930209
Pic related
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>>78930225
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i have had zero beautiful white women in my life
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>>78930200
Well they are wealthy, im the only child and grandfather has some kind of noble title thingy
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https://www.reddit.com/r/aznidentity/comments/6x4cpq/discussion_why_do_white_people_like_to_kiss_their/


wtf is wrong with wh*Tes?
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I'm nobody's child
I'm nobody's child
Just like a flower just growing wild.
No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile
People come for children and take them for their own.
But they all seem to pass me by and I am left alone.
I know they'd like to take me but when they see I'm blind
they always take some other child and I am left behind.

Nobody wants me
I'm nobody's child.

(No) mother's arms to hold me or soothe me when I cry.
Sometimes it gets so lonely I wish that I could die.
I'd walk the streets of heaven where all the blind can see.
And just like all the other kids there'd be a home for me.
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>>78930250
>>78930260
fuck off
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>>78930260
Other races imitate White culture. White set the standard and all the mental colonized Chans and Lus would start doing the same thing. In Asian culture, a dog is free to roam and not leashed up or locked up in inhumane way in the house. Also lot of dogs are working dogs. They earn their living by being useful. In modern Western culture, dogs are useless and just being for companionship. But that created lots of neurotic dog or neurotic owner.
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just realised im a white male
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>>78930176
Bant? The fuck is this
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>>78930260
Was really confused once when my friend sent me a vid of him licking his cat
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???
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think we all need to step back and change the narrative.
I've noticed that a lot of white people will like to make up a phrase to cover up their racism and blame a group that doesn't represent "white people".
I hate when people say, "Hollywood is racist", "The Director/Hiring Manager" is racist.
The Truth is WHITE PEOPLE are RACIST. I am never ever ever going to say Hollywood is racist again! and when I do hear that B.S. I am going to remind myself that, "WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKEN RACIST"
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>>78930259
Also when i was born they send me a painting, set of silver spoons and forks dated 1802 and apparenly there is a some kind of bank deposit box with papers and stuff for me in uk
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>>78930309
>jesus was a strong, independent black woman who was put down by the whyte (ro)man
Ah, yes.
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Just got given the flouride stare
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>>78930309
whoa...
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>>78930325
>>78930325
>>78930325


new


>>78930325
>>78930325
>>78930325
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its weird how each group has as conspiracy.

east asians think hollywood is out to feminise them
white think the jews are trying to breed them out of a existence and so on
black people in the UK also subscribe heavily to illuminati devil-worshipping theories about how the illuminati are trying to wipe out black people - (the illuminati being basically the government and media)
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>>78930335
Stop trying to make /bant/ a thing
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>>78930367
We could post willies on /bant/
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