How do I move to Iceland?

be a whale

Buy a plane ticket

>>78928128
Are you stupid?
You're nordic.
https://www.norden.org/fi/haloo-pohjola

>>78928406
Does that mean I just have to show my Romanian passport?

>>78928176
that's a spirit journey, you should swim there like a whale swims

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This is actually a bit of an issue for me right now. I have dual US-Icelandic citizenship and my dad keeps telling me I should move with him and the rest of our family there. I've visited many times but don't know the language and am not sure I can get a job. My issue is that I'm a filthy half-nigger and I would much rather not taint the country with my presence.

>>78929316
Which parent is black

>>78929419
Mom. My dad is Icelandic.
My mom is also fucking crazy, which isn't encouraging.

>>78929455
Niggurr Jonsson

>>78929455
What do you look like? If you are white-looking you shouldn't have a problem.

>>78929495
>not Jaquante Trayvondo Sigurdsdottirssonsson

Dont, its depressing and cold.

>>78929514
I'm most commonly mistaken for a hispanic. It's really annoying.

>>78929514
bro I'm half Norwegian and half-Anglo-American and I'm not white enough to look Icelandic let alone some mulatto

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>non-nordic nations always come into these thread and shit up

Excellent work guys.

>>78929316
Dud stay in usa, its not even a competicion

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>>78929549
>tfw just asking about shitting up a nord country shits up the nords' thread
T-thanks.

>>78929549
t. butthurt somali

>>78929316

living there a few years wouldn't cause anyone harm.

i assume getting work outside of a hostel/themed bar would be difficult without Icelandic. what's your trade/degree?

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>>78929530
>its depressing and cold.
can't be worse than binland in that regard

>>78929869
How does that look depressing?

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>>78929906
below -30c, frozen and barren wasteland. you could go for miles and miles without seeing any signs of life and then you would freeze to death. obviously it's not that bad in south, but that pic is from lapland. also only few hours of sunlight

>>78928160
But they hunt whales and downies

>>78929975
you say it like it's a bad thing
the ones we kill aren't endangered

>>78931347
Didn't you already made downies extinct in your island?

>>78931395
nah I saw one in the wild a couple days ago

>>78931429
Did you shot him?

>>78928128

Have AIDS

>>78929869
Now imagine this with no trees and biting cold wind that never stops

>>78931468
Lmao

I would only want to live in Central Iceland, the coasts are too warm.

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>>78931468
stop this
>>78932463
>wanting to live in unhabitable land
have fun dying

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>>78932732
nothing new to me desu