/brit/

first post claimed by Costa Rica

jfs taking over

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

>autism
>atheism
>anime
ah yes, a normal day on 4chan

TROGDOR

Lads is math related to science?

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Post anime girls in Vietnam era military equipment.

next post is trips I suppose whatever man

>>78927866
*:////////////////////// @ you*

>>78927866
>math
FOY

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thread theme ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88

Multiculturalism is a good thing.

consuming copious quantities of crisps

still angry over being charged $6.90 for a milkshake that couldn't have been more than 500ml in size

>>78927905
inflation innit

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just did a very refreshing wee

>>78927905
fat bastard

>>78927914
no it's just this place has insanely inflated prices

honestly I think i'm the first person in ages that's asked for a milkshake from this """cafe""" and they realised they only had shitty tiny cups

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>>78927905

*does a sick drum solo*

>>78927885
The world speaks American English I learnt a American from American TV. Grow up

>>78927943
Solid

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>I learnt a American from American TV. Grow up

I'm a white supremacist black guy ask me anything

>>78927989
BASED

>>78927985
>he thinks the world doesn't speak American
Posted on an American image board no less

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>lorry
>trousers
>crisps

>>78927989
Do you like white men shag your black gf?

>>78927989
can I touch your hair?

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>>78927821
Gingers are the superior female form

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>Posted on an American image board no less

>>78928019
Who is this qt?

love, love will tear us apart

>>78928019
post the webm you know the one do it now or ELSE

>>78928011
Don't mind were in an open relationship
>>78928012
I'm bald

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Oh how times changed

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Large head
Large nose
Large prospects

>>78928024
Still doesn't change the fact the world speaks American and no one speaks h but us

>>78928042
I have it but don't remember the file name. Time to dig through ALL my webms.
>>78928040
Kacey Anne Hill. Some wannabe pop star/model slut.

>>78928045
VERY amusing image, going to save it without even asking (Bit of a cheeky cunt aren't I lol)

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>>78928042
Ok found it

>>78928043
disappointed

What are your first thoughts when you see the words "urban youth"

>>78928073
Can see her nips, Janny is going to go absolutely mental!

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>>78928073

>>78928073
boring

>>78928068
>having a meme folder or 4chan folder
Reddit

There's a small, red bump in the lower left side of your right palm

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>>78928045
might play some Flightgear when I finish work

>>78928106
wrong

>>78928088
Niggers

checking out /brit/s vibrant gay scene

wow cum is really shit lol

>>78928140
see a doctor, immediately.

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>>78928089
Shh... Anon, don't tell on me!

>>78928139
*cums in their mouves*

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>>78928150
What you going to do with that bowling ball? D-drop it on my sensitive brit boi bollocks?

>>78928140
That's the power of American """""posting"""""

>>78928148
you first nonce

>>78928106
Actually it's black

>>78928148
call the king a bender, immediately.

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>>78928177
It's too early for your backup, don't get brave. We both know you're a brainlet.

>>78928188
he has the support of the silent majority

The king of Thailand is a gay cunt

>>78928188
call the king a bender posthaste

I live for memes

Send help

Is it dole day?

>>78928188
>post tselems of the Thai King everywhere making him look like a Giga Chad
>he's actually a milquetoast pussy irl

>british culture
No such thING go ahead name 15 things

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it was i who started the king is a bender gimmick

donald trump is a bender

>>78928242
He once kissed a man on tv so yeah

Any bugchaser man in?

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>guy on the left? yeah he's a complete bender.
>guy on the right? nah he's not a bender. In fact it would be extremely disrespectful to label him a bender.

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Hilarious to think I share /brit/ with pathetic manlets, mostly those posting with non-GB flags

wont risk wearing the white briefs today

>>78928280
>he has a 4chan folder
>not pathetic

>>78928280
I'm not a manlet. I'm taller than all my friends at 5'8"

heard on the news baloompf is facing impeachment

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Snow days soon

>>78928288
Fake news he's getting 8 years

>>78928288
...four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

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>>78928285

>>78928296
in prison maybe LOL

malcolm turnbull is a bender

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>tfw my favorite mountain in Colorado is infested with Britbong Ski tourists in the winter
Fuck off

who's looking forward to the annual /brit/ lads on tour skiing trip in yankland?

>>78928317
Sometimes I'm in some rural area in the southwest and I find British tourists and I wonder what the fuck they're doing in this shithole instead of on the coast doing normal tourist-y stuff.

can't wait till winter is over

fucking hate it

too bad it doesn't get warm in melbourne until fucking november

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>>78928334
>>78928335
We're just trying to make Amerifriends ;_;

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Oh look, /brit/ is /shit/ again.

thought it was Friday

>>78928335
they were in new york and got lost

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Watching this Australian classic

>>78928341
I wouldn't mind some Britfriends :)

last day of winter lads (calendar wise)

technically the last day is the 22nd of September

>>78928341
how about more than friends ;o

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Times you've acted like Pennywise?

>put 4 packets of sugar into my lemonade, which was twice above the recommended amount

Once put a cat in a pillow and Swan it around and threw it at a ceiling fan
Hate cats

>>78928360
This movie felt like a fever dream.

woman are literally pointless after 30

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What do?

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>>78928380

>>78928387
Wonder why my mom is dressed like a younger, unmarried woman

Good Mythical Morning

>>78928387
Nothing.
And then spend the rest of my day daydreaming about what I could have done.

>>78928335
this is how everyone reacted in Omaha and Salt Lake City
also, everyone had a story about how they'd been to London, usually it was in a band with school

>>78928396
best city mentioned

fixed the ublock firefox issue

>>78928384
>when your mum tells you to get a job

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white privilege

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Smellbourne

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAwBKjz91F0
how can christfags survive this complete and utter deconstruction of their cult?

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Arabs are very rude

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*blocks your path*

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It's crazy how something so creative and imaginative can come from the melanin mind

Stay woke

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>>78928426
Forever associate the name 'Kevin' with sociopaths now.

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>>78928396
>what pet you own is a political statement

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>>78928446
>That nappy hair
I forgot what black hair looked like without weave

The Beatles are quite shit.

>>78928456
t. cat man

>>78928396
smells of male feminist who are usually very sexist

>>78928441
Two negatives can make a positive. Wow.

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going to bed lads
good night bye

>>78928473
God Bless Donald Trump !

>>78928441
>i just wanted to go to europe and rape polish tourists

>>78928473
>bernard sanders wants to kill this

>>78928456
This is why I'm a falconer. It let's every one know the liege I give homage.

20 mins till toll is finshed lads.

>>78928473
He's right you know

>>78928441
how are they migrants if they are trapped in Libya

>>78928471
I have fish and a dog

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>>78928441
Very nice.

business idea: send nato to libya to free the migrants so they can come to europe

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Do women like male arse? I have a hank hill arse

>>78928443
don't know why his videos always make the top of /r/videos

>>78928503
the UK, US and Canadian healthcare systems are all awful for a variety of different reasons.

Australian healthcare is good. We maintain an efficient hybrid.

>>78928524
He owns reddit

>>78928518
That is, indeed, a business idea. One being enacted by the EU most likely.

>>78928521
Yeah. They prefer tight, muscular arses though

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>>78928521
yes they do. pity you desu

>>78928521
women don't know what they like

>>78928526
>tfw no emu insurance

>>78928521
It is one of main things girls like.
Do squats, lunges and hip thrust for lovely bum

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Really love Florida Panthers, shame we killed most of them off...

>>78928549
It's almost like that 2bh

>>78928563
t. arseless virgin

checked out /lgbt/ just for keks and guess what? it's full of redditors

>>78928570
listen to this lad >>78928563

What is Black British culture?

>>78928586
I know a black british guy and he acts like a normal british guy but pretends he's a gangster.

>>78928511
Because they migrated to Libya on their way to Europe

still can't believe a black american female posted on /brit/ for months

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>>78928586
Being the noble savage version of Sancho Panza to the white Anglo-Saxon's Don Quixote.

>>78928603
what?

>>78928609
yeah it's true

>>78928604
tfw no 80 lbs puma gf

>>78928612
madness
is there proof?

keep having to piss every few hours
is this normal?

>>78928526
hmm i thought ours was close to the uks

>>78928620
How much liquid are you imbibing?

>>78928603
>>78928609
>>78928612
>>78928617
wtf I thought we were all black american females here?

>>78928620
absolutely normal if you're hydrated

>>78928629
nah Canada's is

49% of us still have private health. Think only like 8% of poms do. They have shitty outcomes in the UK, especially for cancer care.

>>78928620
you have diabetes, harry

>>78928617
she typed "oh no you di' 'unt" earlier and gave the game away

>>78928632
not much tbqh

think ive got the 'cer

>>78928637
post monkey feet pls

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need a german gf

>>78928653
Could at least pick a good looking one.

>>78928642
>tfw the top private cover but barely ever use it

>>78928653
wish to see her engaged in intercourse with an african gentleman

>>78928669
She is good looking

>>78928673
quintessential american post

never seen an attractive german woman in my life

these boots are made for walking

hahaha aussies are so funny and hilarious hahahaha

>>78928684
diane (heid)kru(e)ger

>>78928674
She reminds me of the soulless dirty blonde nordic women everyone bangs about. Maybe it's the orange tan.

I beat all the black kids at the 200m sprint and at high jump back in school. Take that niggers!

this time tomorrow there will only be one full day of wagetoil left

fucking despise proto yanks

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need a male gf (male)

>>78928673
What region of America makes these posts? I assumed most Americans hated interracial relationships and porch monkeys, but there's always someone posting this monkey worshipping vitriol wherever they can. I understand it was initially meme, but it stops being a meme with consistency and a certain degree of believability found in the tone of the poster.

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need a Lily gf

Poo willy minge bum arse bollocks nob fanny

>>78928713
nigger!

>>78928713
wouldn't a proto yank be a brit?

>She reminds me of the soulless dirty blonde nordic women everyone bangs about. Maybe it's the orange tan.
don't have a mena wojak but if i did...

>>78928729
Nothing gets past you sleuth

>>78928729
wow really?

twat

>>78928715
have literally never seen a "passable" trap

brain recognises it's a man 100% of the time

>>78928737
>>78928743
don't pick on me

>>78928746
This. Faggots will deny this

any of you lads on okcupid? no idea what's happened, haven't changed my pics or bio or anything but i'm suddenly getting tons of likes. i never used to get any, got the same ugly face i always had. quite suspicious.

>>78928746
there's one in a popular trick gif where it slowly reveals it has a cock

Need a cute autist girlfriend lads. It will be my only chance to have one.

>>78928750
Erm, I'm bi sexual love xxx

>>78928773
shut up

>>78928746
I bet all women are men to you until proven otherwise.

>>78928776
Sodomites pls

>>78928773
any cute autist girls get normieised by chads in school

>>78928746
literally not an argument

couldn't imagine using a dating service because it would be an admission that i want a girlfriend

i do, but would never admit it

>>78928781
I don't find "women" attractive until I see the vagoo and get confirmation because I'm not a faggot alright?

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girlfriend? here is my girlfriend at work.

>>78928799
why not

>>78928812
>nurse

professional bum wiper

>>78928812
Why are nurse uniforms so CUTE!?

>>78928799
Good lad.
Law of attraction: Don't admit you're desperate and more women will come your way.

>>78928828
they're not

>>78928825
>professional bum wiper
NEED this. I have hemorrhoids.

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>Law of attraction: Don't admit you're desperate and more women will come your way.

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>A Labour Party member called the incident "unacceptable"

HATE boomers

>get a job at a financial firm with just an O level by knocking on their door and saying hello
>get a massive house with 300 quid
>get a doting and loving wife because that is still possible

and then the CHEEK of them to BLAME me for not having a house or the best job or a gf.

>>78928845
Voted Green but keep calling me an autist. It's your way of coping with being autistic.

>>78928717

A bit like Nazis against race mixing wanting small Asian girlfriends

That new aliens movie was pretty shitty

Vaporwave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlWp32BS2QI

>>78928842
bitch look like her momma organs be playing jenga with her in the womb and lost

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>Voted Green but keep calling me an autist. It's your way of coping with being autistic.

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>>78928842
>average Canadian anon's ass

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>>78928849

>>78928867
Not the same. Colonizing gooks is okay because you're the man in the situation. Just don't make babies with them.

>>78928853
>>get a doting and loving wife because that is still possible
always find this complaint a bit noncey

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>>78928885
SHUT UP

got work at 10

will be thinking of you

>>78928849
Honestly imagine if we just never allowed coloured people into the country, would it really be that bad?

Right then, here's the list of women that I want to sit on my face:
Emma Watson
Jennifer Aniston
Scarlett Johannson
The Olsen Twins
Kari Byron
Sasha Grey
Joan Jett
Catie Wayne
Lana Rain
Amy Brooke

>>78928904
go and do some squats hank

>>78928892
Just jerked it to some porn where a ripped French guy fucks a Vietnamese girl in the woods, very hot imo. Like a reverse Dien Bien Phu.

>>78928922
I do, it made my flat arse even flatter just more muscular instead of bigger

>>78928924
Would squirt OJ in her ass and drink it with a straw desu

>>78928924
Woah! I have that shower!

>>78928917
>Emma Watson
boy
>Jennifer Aniston
bit old probably prolapsed
>Scarlett Johannson
ok
>The Olsen Twins
their younger sister is much more attractive

don't recognise the rest of the names

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>>78928917

No Emilia Clarke?

>>78928923
I love granny porn. I can't cum unless the skin is like leather.

>>78928941
are you doing bridges/thrusts too?

do brits have hot and cold taps or the stupid one lever

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>>78928968
Not much, no.

>>78928970

Depends. I have separate hot and cold in the downstairs loo, one lever everywhere else.

>>78928974
then it's your own fault lad

>>78928970
not only do they have separate tap levers but they actually have separate tap heads

>>78928970
one lever on every sink installed in non-pikey homes since 1998 lad

Wish I had a female friend.
Not because I want a girlfriend. I don't need one.
But because I enjoy talking to girls.

only woman i'd let sit on my face is charlotte gainsbourg

she's not even my waifu or anything she just looks like the kind of girl who'd be good for that

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>>78929017
>The tranny problem is solving itself

>>78929020
>charlotte gainsbourg

hideous

Fash wave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHLXgRFf3fw

used to like sitting on the ex's face ngl

Why is sex the only topic here? Is /int/ just /r9k/ with flags?

only woman i'd let sit on my face is the oneitis after she's fresh out of the shower

>>78929013
one of my few friends is a girl, she's not very intelligent or interesting desu

>>78929041
quite like reporting these to youtube so rorke can get upset when they're taken down

>>78929049
/int/ is a mix of /r9k/ mostly with /pol/ and /lgbt/ thrown in

>>78929013
I wish I had beautiful female friends I could admire and enjoy, but feel no romantic obligations towards them. Really annoying that every woman I'm nice to suddenly wants to be my boyfriend. I just want a friend, not a lover.

I've sat on my own face once

>>78929059
But they just get uploaded again?

doing a depeche mode

>>78929064
*wants me to be their boyfriend
FUCK. I'm not a bender or a tranny lover!

>>78929013
>never had a female friend even though people usually assume im gay
worst of both worlds

life's good when you're a tv that looks like an anime fan on prom night

Let's dance to Joy Division and celebrate the irony.

>>78929065
You lie!

>>78929057
I know one woman but we don't talk often either because I'm busy or she is.
Neither interesting nor uninteresting but not the best at befriending people.
>>78929064
>Really annoying that every woman I'm nice to suddenly wants to be my boyfriend
Freudian slip, you must be a woman.

Whenever I think of Britain the first face that comes to mind is Sean bean or Gordan ramsay. Weird.

where's thairunt gone

did the thai police finally raid his runtshack?

>>78929100
>not mr bean

>>78929089
Joy Division always makes me feel cripplingly sad even though I've never had a failed relationship or hard times.

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>>78929104
yes, he finally snapped last night

>>78929017
>1 in 12 murderrate
>40% attempted suicide rate

>>78929089

Imagine being a German soldier meeting a Jewish girl in the joy division and falling in love. Would you risk your life to try and get her out so you could run away together?

>>78929081
>>78929081
>>78929081
>>78929081

>>78929112
Never watched that nonce

>>78929122
>28 posts early

fuck OFF

>>78929122
Don't post in that Yank thread

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RIP Diana. Your wiv da angles now.

>>78929104
co-worker leaving today, had to have a """"party"""" for lunch

new thread

>>78929136
>>78929136
>>78929136
>>78929136

FOY posting and rorke posting stem from the same cultural insecurity

>>78929122
dickhead

>>78929037
yeah well i'm not after her face in my face am i