/cum/

first

Gonna get an Asian gf and marry her, then make hapas to spite /pol/

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why won't girls fucking date me

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misa

literally eating an avocado in California rn

Hows that old bible? Talking to you Methodist friend from SoCal

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>>78926030
nth for fencing is a real (wo)mans sport

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>tfw a mutt

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Day of the radical centrists getting tired of extremist faggots and lynching them when?

I got a job but I don't want a job. I'm not ready for the real world. I wanna die instead.

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>misa

>>78926088
hope your nigger friend shoots you

I automatically don't trust men in relationships or women

>>78926058
>spite /pol/
99% of /pol/ would castrate themselves if they got a non-white gf for doing it

I wish people would stop arguing about politics and lynch the upper class.

>>78926112
I hope this happens as well

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>>78926112

>>78926088
>that chart
I hate the Irish also

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*steals your white girlfriend*

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>>78926137
Fake and gay fight, idk how this nigger pulls the same exact hustle as he did with the flip and people still fell for it.

>>78926099
i use to be the same way, didn't want a job, never wanted to work. now i work 12 hours a day and seriously want to die
you can do it bud

>>78926156
CHINK'D

My brother married a Mexican.

>>78926158
Mayweather has great stamina and is patient. That's how he fights, and the old school boxers love it becasue he essentially exploited the entire judging system - can't get marked down hard for not fighting, but you can punish the other person for being sloppy.

>>78926176
good taste desu~

>>78926156
honestly cant tell if he's mexican, asian, white, or a mixed race

>>78926156
Neymar has been lifting

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>hapas aren't attracti-

>>78926030
now this is what /cum/ needs, good and pure anthro women

>>78926232
who is this spoff trough

wtf i thought it was late af since /cum/ is slow but it's only 23:00

>>78926186
>fighting some injured flip in a boring money fight
>fighting someone who isn't even a professional boxer in a slightly less boring money fight
>still manage to hype both of these as the greatest fights ever
Lame

Have you guys ever touched a dead body?

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bet everyone here is a wincuck

>>78926321
wow it's past my bed time

>>78926335
At a funeral

>>78926058
I just don't know why you would willingly piss away your white genes, unless you're already not white.

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>>78926335
Does it count as a dead body even though it's in ashes? If so, I accidentally had some go in my mouth, the wind blew it into my mouth

>>78926137
It's easy to imagine it'd be different if they weren't fighting via boxing match. McGregor is an amateur boxer, it's amazing that he managed to last 10 full rounds with the best boxer in the world.

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>>78926382
>Does it count as a dead body even though it's in ashes?
no that's just carbon at that point

>>78926381
I figure these people aren't exactly the kind of "White" genes you'd want to preserve anyways. Kind of like the hardcore neo-nazis are pretty subhuman.

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Sooner or later, there will be no race!

>>78926479
Not unless we exterminate the blacks and indigenous people of North/South America and Australia

anybody can suck their own dick?

can't wait until the world is one homogeneous race and people will still discriminate between the lighter and darker shades.

If only I would be around then.

>>78926448
Probably - I can't imagine a blue-eyed blonde-haired Aryan pissing away their supeior genes to create a brown-eyed brown-haired shit skin child.

>>78926339
yes, unfortunately

>>78926501
I can put the tip of my dick in my mouth

>>78926531
>the world is one homogeneous race
This is the worst meme tbqhwy

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GEE EFF

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>>78926339
not me

>>78926560
:^)

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>>78926430

>>78926548
what do you taste like?

>>78926531
I'd rather exterminate the planet than see a low IQ brown future.

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i would like an asian gf please that is all

having a beer slushie

Gonna take a shower and think about how I'm a useless failure who's gonna die alone.

>>78926618
don't forget to scrub behind your ears!

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>>78926618
Also dont forget to wash your cock.

I wash my dick so it just tasted like skin. Didn't try to suck myself off since I don't want cum in my mouth.

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>>78926659
Thanks for that post

>>78926659
>I don't want cum in my mouth.
LOL are you gay or something?

>>78926654
Fuck off faggot

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>>78926613
https://www.asiandate.com

>>78926339
I use lubuntu.

gonna watch It Comes at Night I think

Hey guys
what's up?

>>78926691
thanks

>>78926659
how do you do it? Do you just bend over or do you have to get in a pretzel position?

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>>78926713
Just playing some Monopoly with my buds

/r/asianmasculinity anon is online rn if anyone enjoys pissing him off

i like to lick my legs sometimes tb.h

i wonder if my hairline wouldn't be so far back if i had started using conditioner 15 years ago

>>78926732
I have the same pants wtf??!?

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Damn what are the odds someone else in /cum/ would be from my county?

>>78926743
who

Is there really such thing as an asian "man"?

>>78926758
i too have the same generic walmart brand pajama pants, i also have a plaid dark red and green one

Some good feet at Bangkok airport

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>>78926758
>>78926783
good taste in pants gentlemen

>>78926778
American Chink who spams AMWF photos all night from reddit, extremely easy to get him riled up.

post me a high quality image of your favorite female face so i can ink it out

>>78926758
nice

>>78926799
thanks :)

>>78926814
>ink it out

what do you mean by this?

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>>78926814
no

>>78926828
hes a squid

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>>78926828

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>>78926814

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>>78926814
Not my favourite but here you go

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>>78926814

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>>78926847
oh. are you talented?

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>>78926838
scary.

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>>78926814

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Hes going to cum on it dont do it

You guys are my only friends

>>78926893
Pretty sad

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>>78926869
i've been painting for the past 14 years so... yeah, i'm pretty talented

I'm on duty for 30 hours walking around the barracks

>>78926727
Gotta lay on your back and put your legs above your head until your dick is handling above your face.

>>78926903
is this a joke?

Can't tell if this girl is interested in me on interpals because her English is so shit

Where's that webm of the cat posting girl getting cummed on?

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Canada/Mexico/USA

Somebody do it please, i cant do it because my mouse is acting funny.

>>78926918
When was it first posted and what was the filename?

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>>78926904
where are you going to wank?

>>78926911
wtf no

The white tourists here at Bangkok airport are fucking depressing

Wish I had a gun and enough bullets to rid the world of this retarded backpacker cancer

>>78926156
lol, flip. know a guy that looks a lot like this

bet he's 5'4

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I think Taylor Swift is a talentless goblin whore.

>>78926931
>canada as a half sandnigger half dutch whore
I will not

>>78926945
footkraut?

78926952
You think wrong

>>78926767
is that supposed to Lancaster or something?

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What is the white majority of Mexico besides sp*niards and americans?

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>he doesn't follow misa on instagram

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>>78926958
Uhh yes ??!

>>78926990
based

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>>78926935
I'm not
Just gonna walk around for a long ass time until we get relieved

>>78926978
arabs and jews. not even joking.

>>78926990
any succable feet around there?

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>""Japan"" poster shows up
>posts images with IMG_(number).jpg format
>he leaves
>""Thailand"" poster shows up posting with the same format
Really makes you think /cum/....

>>78927030
What about europeans? Genuinely curious

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>>78926978
german

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>>78926952

tf u just say niBBa?

>>78927040
Yes it's nice around here
Wish the one on the pic would slip out of those sandals tbph

Reminder to add me on discord

cara delaverga#1647

>>78927050
this >>78927053 probably

>>78927062
ask her to

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>>78927054

>>78927048
>people use iPhones
Crazy isn't it

niBBa is one of the stupidest things i've seen in years tbqhwy

>>78927070
She's with family

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Notice how he couldn't resist providing an explanation? In fact he was the only one who replied to the post? Pretty weird for someone to care about some random """"Japanese"""" poster who left immediately before he arrived.

>>78927084
let me get uhhhh
(B)oneless pizza with a 2 lt coke

>>78927101
does anyone else in her senpai have nice feet?

>>78927120
No just ole granny toez

Boarding starts bud
Maybe I'll get some qt toed neighbor

>>78927160
good luck friend :-)

what is the meaning of penis?

Heyy

Heh...they have Canadian passports

Now her Toronto university sweater makes sense

>>78927185
Cock for sex

>>78927196
ummm...

hi...

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>>78927185
What's the meaning of life?

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>>78927113
you're both of them aren't you

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She's my narcotic lollipop

>>78927113
Because you always make stupid posts

Ever wondered why you (Canadian) are posting when Dane (Canadian proxy) isn't?
Made me done thunk a think

>>78927227
I am not footkraut, no. It's just funny when you question his lying shitposts and he gets all defensive.

Need a white/Asian/Latina/Arab/Indian/mixed race/black gf, buds.

>>78927253
Why would I be lying about being at Bangkok airport and go through the effort of finding a Thai proxy

Your obsession is UNHEALTHY

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Rattled

>>78927267
Try working at any job anywhere and asking one out

If you live in a city. If you live in some weird town I guess you're sol

>>78927253
Thailand is footkraut.

Japan is probably a Canadian from Ottawa.

>>78927294
Yeah really rattled good troll

>Footkraut is a VPN using LARPer
Stop the fucking presses

clack is cool

>>78927310
he's visiting his thai gf.

stop lying

>>78927324
Very low quality get, many such cases. Sad!

>>78927324
THIS

>>78927342
fuck you I was just kidding

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>>78927344
impolite :(

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT776Gi7dXw

does lammy like black metal?

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thots?

>>78926952
She's pretty tall for a goblin

>>78927377
sharia soon

>>78927377
even chile damn

I fucking hate dorm internet

JUST CONNECT TO THE CAPTCHA HOW HARD IS IT

>>78927377
need hijab wearing gf

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Why do Mexicans always compare themselves to Italians and Irish?

>>78927420
Hello Thomas.

clack is not cool

Listening to the daily shoah

>>78927428

he looks mexican

umm no

>>78927428
They like the letter 'I'

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>>78927467
He does not and you know it full well

>>78927466
nerd

>>78927499
I suppose

>>78927482

If you told me htat man was italian i would believe you

I tend to perceive /cum/ as being this huge general with a variety of people but in reality it's just the same few people shitposting

>>78927512
He has clear amerindian features

>>78927466
>the guy who runs the site was married to a Jewish woman
I guess that would make anyone hate jews

I have a voucher for one free gf, who do I turn it in to to claim my reward

>>78927531
Jewess are sirens tbqh

>>78927524
It averages 30-40 posters of which the same regulars make most of the posts.

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>>78927535
>check voucher
One free African Gf, sir. She's in the yellow unhooked bra waiting for you.

Why do Mexicans believe themselves to be White?

>>78927606
Can I take the one in the blue bra instead? She's a solid 6.5/10

fuck working in ink is rough without the ability to erase

>>78927648
Just get one of those fancy erasable pens
I'm still not quite sure how they work

>>78927637
Vouchers don't work like that. They give you something shitty so you see the better model.

>>78927550

more like 20

>>78927679
But that's not fair

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>ywn play breath of the wild for the first time again

Life is so unfair

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>>78927695
>Cara doesn't know you can look in the corner and see the number of posters in every thread
So dumb...

>>78927666
the point is that brushes are fun to use
thinking about getting a $50-100 drawing pad though

>>78927730

dont bully me please

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>watching porn
>hear somebody walking around outside my door
>try to close the tab
>computer freezes
>door starts opening
i hate windows 10

>>78927747
pull the plug

Wanna enjoy video games again but I think I've just outgrown them.

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>>78927747
It's always faster to switch to a separate program you already had running than close or switch tabs tbqh

>>78927764
Maybe you've outgrown the genre. Try another. Otherwise the games are probably just too shallow for you. Find something with depth.

Need a 6/10 gf

>>78927631
How else are we supposed to feel human?

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>>78927798

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>>78927785
I'll settle for 5

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I'm gonna play the Witcher 3 I haven't played it in a while

>buy "share sized" m&m's"
>won't be sharing with anyone

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>America borders both Japan and Venezuela
Inderesding

>>78927837
i haven't even gotten past the first boss battle lol

fuck that bird monster

>>78927830
I'd probably settle for a 4

>>78927854

Is a really easy game

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>>78927848

>>78927848
Enjoy your diabetes fatass

>>78927870
i set it in the hardest dificulty

>tfw you get to know a muslim person
>they start to let their guard down
>I don't like ISIS but....
>I didn't like 9/11 but....
>I don't hate Jews but...
kek

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this is the mariner's number one fan
say something nice about him

>>78927924
:3

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>>78927930

mini M&Ms > pretzel > peanut butter > crispy > caramel > chocolate > peanut > everything else

>>78927924
I bet he couldn't even name one of their Minor League teams. What a poser.

>>78927941
caramel are the best moron

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How well can you tan /cum/?

>>78927978
Never tried it

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>>78927949
i said say something nice jerk

>>78927941
well here's the problem. mini m&ms are the best for ice cream yeah ok but not for other things. and everything you have before chocolate is better than chocolate but it isn't always. those special flavers aren't the kind you can eat every time. they are special occasion candies while peanut and chocolate can be eaten whenever

>>78927992
You've never been in sunlight long enough to tan? Your forearms are the same colour as your ass?

>>78927978
Peels right off and a new ghoulish glow sets in a week later.

>>78927978
I don't believe I can (ginger) but I've been told by others that I do.

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gief gf plox

I WANT A PRETZEL WITH MELTED YLLOW CHEESE

AHHH


send one pls my american friends

>>78928006
They're lighter actually

>>78928025
a soft pretzel?

>>78928007
>Peels right off
This is what I wanted to hear, happens to me just like that.

>>78928013
Don't your freckles just increase in density and darkness?

>>78927924
Poor guy

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>>78928027
How is that possible?

>>78928049
They do, but I also apparently get a little darker. People that see me after a vacation insist on this.

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>>78928057
here are the best brother mariners fans.

>>78928063
Cause I'm a shitskin ;-;

>>78928067
Such cute fans deserve a better baseball team :(

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Someone redpill me on these. Do I drive 30 miles to my nearest mall just to get some?

>>78928086
Triste...

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>>78928098
they still have fun

>>78928101
Yes. Pick me up a Pretzel while you are there.

Gonna eat a chocolate muffin

>>78928129
lol was it dog night recently at the mariners?

>>78928147
jealous

>>78928147
t. Fatty Fat Fatty Mcfatso Von Obesity

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>>78928149
>dog night
you mean bark in the park?
idk i saved all these months ago

>>78927837
>>78927854
I wanna play the Hearts of Stone DLC but the gameplay is so mind-numbingly boring man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFRVegQZ_r0

>>78928162
Don't care. Maybe I'll die from a heart attack or something.

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>>78928181
>ywn work on your night moves as a teenager in the back of a '60 chevy or out where the woods get heavy

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Is kumikoposting dead?

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not a fan of the brown-ening of america

The terrone who posts pics of himself is white

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>>78928205
In order to increase traffic and ad-revenue Gook moot has banned anime from non-anime boards.

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Tell me about this young woman

>>78928215
>nobody will be white
>myth of white genocide
????????

>>78928244
Jewish Genocide of goyim. Very hush-hush

>>78928236
Does Hiro ever even post anything anymore

>>78928237
Fun things are in fact, fun

anime doesn't real

>>78928215
>>78928244
That guy is one of those faggots who got his internet "fame" off of some pseudo-gamergate type online drama.

GOOD edition

>>78928262
no point when he can just sit back, relax, and collect user data

Imagine living in Texas

my eyes hurt

>>78928319
Shithole!

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>>78928319
>Texans
>Living

>>78928319
>Hurricane hits the part with the most blacks
What did God mean by this?

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>>78928355
>God deleting mexispics
I FEEL GOOD

The Bye-Bye Man

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>>78928319

>>78928385
May the entire city be wiped off the map

>tfw no texas cowboy(female) gf to rescue from drowning and marry because her life is indebted to you

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texas is fat haha

>>78928450
I saw that on TV and thought it would be a good /int/ meme tbqh

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>mfw a macaco was delicia around me

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>be white texan
>own your own boat and fishing equipment
>risk own life to save people of all colors/religions/backgrounds from drowning
>media portrays you as dumb inbred hillybilly that is more helpless than people that stayed behind in Katrina

Which Mexican poster am I? Take your guesses

>>78928480
Am I local in your country?

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>>78928480
a mexican

>>78928479
>most of the people on TV being rescued weren't even White
>let alone some Dallas oil tycoon
Fake news from the lyin' press

>>78928499
*vomits*

hitting update and not having any (You)s is like waking up and not having a gf

78928527
You shall have neither

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>>78928527
>get one (You)
>still no gf

>dad always said he was Irish and that his grandpa was born in Ireland
>turns out his dad was born in America and that he's English

>>78928595
Boy your life must've changed dramatically, huh?

>>78928595
>opinion on Northern Ireland suddenly changes
I don't really understand how people just pick an ancestry when they aren't even descended from them.

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the dream gf

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the dream gf

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the dream gf

>>78928695
is that a man with a vagina?

>>78928712
its a tranny (male (female) )

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>>78928695
The superior poster appreciates micro-bikinis

>Have a headache
>Take 3 tylenols
>Headache goes away
Really doesn't make me think at all

>>78928790
>have tension headache
>take 4 tylenols
>intensity lowers by 30%
kill me

legitimately horny all the time

can crank it out with or without porn no issue. No issue fucking at all, wish I could get more

can cum like six times a day

new when

>>78928826
i'm jelly
i feel like i need a 2 day recharge after a fap

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>>78928857
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