Weird last name location thread?

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we are everywhere

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>>78924312
what is that last name you fuck? do you think i have a crystal ball? fuck you you piece of shit

>>78924441
t. googled "common hungarian names" and didn't check with the website to confirm

>>78924407
Horvath

>>78924441
no one give me orders you shit

>>78924407
Horváth, it means Croat in Hungarian

>>78924255
link?

>>78924312
>Philippines
wtf

>>78924484
http://forebears.io/

>>78924504
>http://forebears.io/
ty

>>78924523
Dang, son. You're rarer than a unicorn.

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Bad bridge

>>78924554
funny how they've included this in the approved surnames to give to the natives.

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also posting my mother's last name, my ancestors liked USA a lot apparently

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best surname

My surname doesn't even show up, shit, I have never heard of anyone outside my family with my surname

>>78924706
lol

>>78924706
>Indonesia

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wut

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Really made me think

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>mfw i am the eternal anglo

>>78924808
we pronouce it as 'hil'

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Who pure finn here

>>78924874
>Indonesia
YA DOITY RACE MIXA

>>78924523
>>78924573
Wait is this mispelled Spanish for "Little Asshole"?

>>78924590
>Liotta
I live near the diner that was in Goodfellas

>>78925039
yes

>his surname is so common revealing it doesn't risk recognition
or maybe you guys just don't care

>>78924706
He has actual relatives on long island but the most recent generation hasn't had kids and are getting old.

>>78925095
The way I hear it, Adolf's blood line ends with two brothers who are both old men and have taken vows to never reproduce. They want to end Hitler's lineage completely so that no more people need to be born with that guilt on their shoulders.

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>I will never meet my mexican cousin

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I want to visit my ancestral land :(

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>yfw italian master race
Feels good

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lmao I'm a fucking meme

>>78925756
it's not too late m8

Why the fuck do you people keep cropping out the fucking name

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>>78924255
WTF I'm South African Now!!!

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>>78924255
You are like a little baby

watch this

>>78924523
>Pendejito
Top kek

>>78926210
Why is "Smith" so common anyway?

>>78926664
it must be hilarious for someone having the surname, thinking they have spanish ancestryn and finally knowing what it means

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>>78924255
what the hell im not even a ruskie im syrian.

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>>78924255

>>78926874
patrician/10

>>78926703
because smiths were common as fuck, lots of metalworkers and it became a name that a lot of immigrants anglicized to

also smith is a general term for a craftsman when used as a suffix so it could be anyone who makes literally anything

Send me the site please

>>78926895

wat?

>>78924312
I was wondering why so many of you are in Austria, then i remembered that Eastern Austria is basically a Slavic shithole

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Dick

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>>78924255
Kill me please

>>78927188

pinche morenazi

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>>78927200

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>>78924523

>>78926957
mitre is a patrician surname in argentina

literally

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AYOOO
HOL' UP
SOOO
YOU BE SAYIN
WE
WUZ
IRISH N SHIEEEET??¿?

My name is a very British Colonial name, but is actually at its highest *concentration* in Haiti. I have no certainty why that is but is probably because we got involved in Haiti after they killed all the French.

>>78926703
Because surnames in Western Europe were adopted primarily from occupation in the early middle ages

Schmidt is just as common in Germany too.

Fun fact: you can tell who is Jewish if they don't have an occupation as a last name. "Rothschild" means red shield, which isn't a job. So is "Goldberg," gold mountain.

>>78928462
Some Jewish names are occupations, e.g. Kramer/Krämer (merchant) or Lehmann (moneylender)

:^)

>>78924463
we wuz croats and sheet

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>1,841,145th most common surname in the world
>Approximately 43 people bear this surname

I didn't know my last name is so rare.

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>>78928585
>1,841,145th most common surname in the world
Who are you trying to fool?

>>78924949
Genghis had went to vacation in Indonesia.

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>>78924255
>tfw my actual last name has been lost to history when the catholics came over and re-named us all
Being aboriginal is suffering

My great granny surname. We wuz Boers and shit.

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>>78928873
Forgot pic.

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>west brits who dropped the Ó outnumber us

>>78924664
Chink detected

>>78925156
That's really retarded, you can just change your surname tbqh.

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Not surprising.

>>78929025
Cant change blood

>>78929115
Yeah, but it's not like you are going to turn into a guy with a hell bent intent to secure the existence of Germany and to rid the world of Jewish cabal just because you are related to Hitler directly or indirectly lmao. I'd change the surname if I was from his line though.

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Nothing unexpected

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>>78929189
>1 in Malaysia
>none in Philippines

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>Got curious
>Searched for the family blazon
>Five fucking golden pineapples

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eeeeeeeeee blet

These never find my surname.

>>78928489
This, and medievel names like de Magalhães are older then most country's

>>78929465
Mine has beheaded moors and bears

>>78929115
for now

>>78929722
¿Cuál es?¿Matamoros?

>>78929808
No quiero decir, es >>78927358

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America fk yeah
Never made another person with my last name though

>>78926210
Ths is basically just a map of where the eternal Anglo has infiltrated.