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Price of rent, food, energy and water increase year on year, companies profits skyrocketing along with inflation. Meanwhile wages are stagnant, and the standard of living is rapidly decreasing. It's all starting to feel quite dystopian.

What's with all the chinky posting recently?

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anime

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my gf

>>78911626
but hey at least you have smart phones and tvs and other little gadgets to ne happy

>>78911640
it's just one sad aussie chink whose gf got fucked by a white cock

>youtube in 2010
https://web.archive.org/web/20100907194935/https://www.youtube.com/

getting the daily dose of Presley Hart

>>78911626
mass immigration and the welfare state fucked this country hard

>>78911659
>my gf
my gf

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>>78911626

Might be in love with the Russian girl on Bake Off lads

>>78911668
YouTube has changed

>>78911602
oh yeah
i did that yesterday for the first time in almost a year

quite good i thought

>>78911640
>worlds second largest economy
>literally going to cuck america within the next 2 decades

how can we NOT talk about it

>>78911708
share a pic? don't watch it

>>78911708
my gf

hate having to keep track of which shops I least recently bought the nightly booze from

>>78911695
so this is the power of fintech

women are obsessed with keeping men in their perceived social roles. It's not an issue for me as I'm outgoing and attractive but so many women are determined to make sure men on the lower end of the desirability spectrum get no where in life and know that they're nothing. Meanwhile chads just want to be bros

are women the cruel glue that keeps society stratified?

>>78911711
nice x

>>78911695
doesnt feel like that over here desu

>>78911605
retarded underage spastic mongoloid autistic asperger retard

>>78911662
I sense you projecting a bit there mate

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>>78911642
Tibet is free

>>78911695
ayy, time to move to Germany

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>>78911668
I want to go back

wish canada was colonised by the vikings instead of the franco-anglo menace desu lads

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>EDL security
>LIASON OFFICER

Literally creasing over here

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>>78911659
rather good

>>78911741
YOUTUBE HAS CHANGED

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>Chinese "infrastructure"

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>>78911695
>poland will soon be a well off 99% white country

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>>78911285
I got lucky with ETH I suppose. Won't pretend I'm some kind of genius investor. I just had a lot of confidence in ETH so borrowed 3k to put into it.

>>78911434
My big loss from 45k was from riding ETH down like a cuck. I was holding from about 30EUR

Really considered buying NEO when it was still antshares but wasn't sold by their team. Could have made more money there

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reminder there are parts of the UK poorer than parts of bulgaria
(GDP/Capita as a % of EU average. Two capitals are shown because one is the city of London and the other is the wider London region)

archival footage of me when someone tried to do talkie before id had my morning coffee x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCexB6qID_A

>>78911695
hard to believe

>>78911708
claimed her yesterday mate, jog on

>>78911819
once they become well off they'll stop being 99% white

>free tibet

*looks over at northern ireland*

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>>78911739

>>78911856
*nods respectfully*

>>78911605
Winnie the Pooh

>>78911721
>he doesn't understand how the Chinese economy works

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*enters the thread*
alri lads

>>78911865
unless they take some lessons from what's happening to us

>>78911659
cor

>>78911819
yeah but it'll still be full of slavs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3_KlXMC4U

>>78911895
>gif
fuck off

is just me that has noticed YOUTUBE HAS CHANGED?!?!?!?!??

>>78911886
pusy

>>78911895
>gif
fuck off

>>78911756
how big was it?

>>78911828
how come in countries like croatia, bulgaria and latvia the capital is poorer than the national average

>>78911895
Alri

>>78911742
what are you afraid people might think you're an alcoholic? alcoholics reek of piss and slur their words without realising it. people know already.

nothing less funny than the gif fuck off gimique

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Why do you guys love these so much?

>>78911881
nice

new youtube layout is HORRID

>>78911819
They are a woke people.

>>78912013
At least you know you'll get a you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueufQMIF9_0

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>>78911970
this big

>>78912013
fewer*

>>78912005
alcoholics are never aware of how apparent their alcoholism is

Typical Irishman
>United Ireland!!
*I inform them they'd have increased tax if that happened*
*They fall silent*

>>78912017
Ford of Europe are a popular brand

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>>78911695
meanwhile in china
https://www.ft.com/video/566dc6b8-db59-38b9-b5ce-07205c76626c

youtube has had this layout available for MONTHs at youtube.com/new and i like it

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liz kendall

honestly don't ever remember youtube looking like this

https://web.archive.org/web/20120907230304/http://www.youtube.com/

>>78911877
nobody wants Northern Ireland. we don't because half of them want to kill us, the Irish don't because half of them want to kill them.

don't trust surge protectors one bit

things i can't understand:
>gays
>trannies
>islam
>economics
>commies

been reading mao's little red book lately honestly its not very interesting

>>78912073
off yourself you utter spacker

>>78912078
oh shut up and post tits

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reminder that the internet is dying

>>78911683
>falling for the scapegoating this hard
pathetic runt

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>>78912111
ahh yes the good ol' chairman

>>78912107
>economics

this one's fairly logical to understand, albeit complex. the rest are devoid of logic and as such cannot be understood.

>>78912073
honestly not sure how /brit/ can carry on the charade of pretending china is shit compared to the UK

>>78912078
disgusting metro tablet shite with an awful use of space
web development is regressing

>>78912039
>woke
llo ger

>>78912051
mental how many computers could've been made with this if people didn't use it to fuck their own butts

>>78912051
pics?x

>>78912150
nah
it's just that more people are using the internet who don't have to go all the obscure sites

>>78912152
ahhh yes I too get my facts from greentext posts on biased echo chamber forums

>>78912150
capitalism was always going to take over the internet. it's inevitable. humans are competetive, where there is money to be made, people will be walked over.

>>78912078
Just checked the app on my phone and it's shite. The advert is as big as the video tiles.

>>78912152
we learned the metal thing but not the bird thing in school if i remember correctly

>>78912082
lol at that blairite cow trying to act like she supports trade unions

>>78911721
I love how this meme went from "superpower by 2020!" to "s-super power by 2040 or something, they'll come back and cuck america!!!"

>>78912211
idk normies were using the internet pretty universally in 2007

>>78912199
lol shut up nerd
>>78912208
noo ;x

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>>78912246
>w-we're n-not intimidated
*in the background*
>QUICK RAISE THE DEBT CEILING!!

>>78912253
not as much

>>78911640
chinese economy is stagnating so the communist party have expanded their shilling operation

>better comedic material and writing than 95% of professional media
>lost like the sand blowing in a sandstorm and unattributed for all time

sissy or jap porn for my wank?

>>78912017

Ford UK were based back in the day

Mondeos were THE saloon car, and remember in Europe a sedan is considered a large unnecessary car.

A Mondeo with a 2 litre engine is the most fun dreary middle aged dads on average wages can afford themselves while still being practical enough to take their wife's kids to school.

>>78912246
China is a superpower

>>78912060
its going to be a socialist republic so we wont have taxes

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikepatton/2016/04/29/global-economic-news-china-will-surpass-the-u-s-in-2018/#78647630224a
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/with-china-set-to-be-worlds-largest-economy-by-2020-what-use-is-the-g20-summit-a7223846.html

There is literally nothing better then cumming in a pussy that's wet but not too wet.

>>78912151
try learning some economics

>>78912288
no seriously, what happened to "superpower by 2020"? hmm perhaps their shitty forced economic growth isn't as great as you thought

im very bad in economics but if countries refuse to pay the so-called debts what happen?

just spent £300 trying to resuscitate a dead hard drive and it never worked.

>>78912302
>>78912302
>>78912302
>>78my gf
912302
>>78912302
>>78912302
>>78912302

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haha... haha... lads...
phwoar... lads...

i did it.
At 4'o'clock this afternoon I arrived with my fleet off the coast of Africa. An associate in the North Korean embassy had reassured me everything was in place. I made my way out on deck stark naked and lay down on the bow. Shortly thereafter you may recall the BBC world service reporting another North Korean missile test.

All according to plan.

At 16:32 Zulu Time a Hwasong-14 nuclear missile detonated at an altitude of 10,000 feet above mean sea level just above my ship, smashing all windows in a 50 mile radius and comprehensively pulverising my bollocks.

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>Yanks on their way to work

>>78912301
>chinese economy is stagnating
no it's not?
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-china-economy-imf-idUSKBN1950KR
western countries would kill to have an economy growing at 6.7%

https://web.archive.org/web/20010911200533/http://edition.cnn.com/

>>78912211
Without a few normies trickling in slowly most obscure sites have died off or moved to obscure subreddits. Communities are undoubtedly centralising.

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>>78912330
>per capita income lower than Panama

>>78912370
also, it has an automatic transmission

Anyone got the
>yanks on their way to /brit/
gifs?

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>>78912302
ushijima you repugnant battyman

>>78912107
>gays

think about spending time with your best mate.
Hanging out sometime, playing videogames while splitting a pizza and talking shite about each other and drinking beer

now imagine that except you also get to have sex whenever you want (men are way hornier than women and are always up for it) and there are no societal expectations for "chivalrous" bullshit like paying for meals and holding open doors

thats what having a bf is like

>>78912370
is this boris johnson

>>78912370
you know who's to blame for the flooding, don't you?

>>78912246

I get a good kick out of these memes

>China will be a superpower in 5 years! You wait and see. That's why I'm learning Mandarin!
t. My university friends 5 years ago

>India and Brazil will be superpowers in the next decade guys get ready

lmao, fantasists

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>>78911662
FFFUFFFf uck of f YANk

>>78911753

Just FUCK OO

OOFF F F yan

K

>>78911766

Sense you FCI UCKIN G OFF F YANK>>78911888

YAnk

FUCJ

O

FF UCK

>>78912017

LOVE U OU Y

TO

KUCK

FUCK OOF

>>78912058

B

E

AWare of me wantjng you to FUCK OFF

>>78912105
>>78912107

WHY ARE UOY STill

HERE?!

YANK

FFUC

>>78912199
FUCJ>>78912246
>>78912272

OUT

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suck my dick poorfags

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>>78912426

>>78912383
western countries aren't undeveloped shitholes like China
face it, Chinese growth is crashind down hard, the communist party is a joke

>>78912438
but if there are two men, who has the vagina?

>>78912383
irelands was 7% last year
bow down to your superior you slanty eyed fucker

might buy some girls clothes and some makeup

>>78912464
lend us a tenner mate

>>78912458
*stand my ground*

>>78912458
excellent post

>>78912496
which ever one feels like it

another perk: much more varied sexual options

>>78912426
so?

>>78912464
you've already posted this xxx

one thing all these chink retards forget is how automation is going to destroy their economy. It will hurt western countries but it will destroy Chinas industry

>>78912464
i've got you now, mr whitebox

>>78912510
>might buy some girls clothes and some makeup
my gf

>>78912464
Gi'us a couple grand mate

>>78912541
problem is mate I don't find men attractive, in fact men are quite disgusting physically

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>Mexico has a per capita income more than double that of China's

>>78912496
honestly, if I were doing this
>guy with bigger schlong gets the pussy
>guy with smaller gets the ass

seems best solution for everyone.
/cum/ is too slow and shitty so I post here too, I don't see the big deal

>>78912302

Boipussi

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The Godfather was boring desu

>>78912464
you got all the stashed in a current account?

literally brainlet tier financing

Imagine being that insecure that you have to post your bank balance on an Anonymous Laotian cement mixing imageboard.

>>78912551
Production is already automated numpty, AI is going to destroy the UK's """"""""service based""""" economy more than machines did to China's

Just watched that Hong Kong programme

looks amazing

the absolute state of the bender trying to make being a faggot seem normal

>>78912419
that's only out of convenience
centralisation isn't going to kill the internet though

>>78912464
Imagine what you could earn if you put that in an in index fund

>>78912637
Godfather 1 is good, the second is turgid tripe

>>78912464
can only assume u were born really poor because if not then you would know no one gives a shit about 71k in your bank account lol, if you got a million in there then i'll be impressed

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>>78912464
>classic

>>78912658
Same. That bridge is mental.

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>>78912078

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>>78912590
>What you saying, Ping? You need some money esse?

>>78912670
what about the third?

>>78912637
literally this but if you say it in public you'll be castrated

hot take: the pusher trilogy is better than the godfather trilogy

>>78912464
>having all that money not in a savings account
silly sod

LOVE watching youtubers eat copious amounts of food

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>>78912302
>>78912353
>>78912428
>>78912440
>>78912466
>>78912516
>>78912522
WHYDONT YOU ALL JUST
GO

IM PUNCHING WALLS RIGHT NOE

>>78912510
please take steps to avoid this path

>>78912667
name me an index fund that lets you invest with less than 100k

>>78912653
wrong
By the time AI comes around there wont be a need for any industrial jobs. Service based jobs will be the last to go

have ~£120 in my bank account

love being poor lads x

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>>78912464
*taxes you*

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Is it better to be alone for good or a cuck hubby?

>>78912510
pics

>>78912658
Cramped as fuck lad
Imagine living in a little pod

>>78912703
me and the bros used to swing down to home depot on the weekends to get suckies from middle aged mexicants lmaoooo
>brits missing out on the frat exp

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>>78912458
STAND YOUR GROUND! Stand your ground! Sons of America! Of /cum/! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Yanks fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Yanks comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Yanks of the West!

>>78912710
never seen it

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>there wont be a need for any industrial jobs

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>"Why yes, I do leave all my money in the "bank" it will surely be safe in the hands of those bankers"

Boris Johnson is so embarrassing. Absolutely every time he opens his mouth he makes a complete fucking idiot out of himself. I feel like he doesn't get enough stick, just look at him. The man is an UTTER buffoon. Every other country is laughing at us. Of all the people to fill the jon of foreign secretary, honestly. At least while he was a mayor he only looked like a fucking tool in front of London. Now he represents us to the entire world. What a fucking joke.

>>78912728
All of them you mong
You need to use a broker. Vanguard does ISAs now.

who here /dark hair greenish blue eyes/ master race

>>78912692
i hope she has a good time at the beach

>>78912777
You were getting sucked off by mexican men in car park?

>>78912745
dunno but alone for good is shit

t. alone for good

>>78912665
It's going to kill everything that made it enjoyable

>>78912777
why did you think that this would be worth posting?

stop posting frogs

>>78912720
>doesn't call out aussies posters

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A hard drive containing unfinished works by Terry Pratchett has been crushed by a steamroller, as per instructions left by the fantasy novelist.

>>78912605
baffling post
no idea what its supposed to mean

>>78912815
me on the right

*nationalises /brit/*

>>78912777
done this before except it was at a gas station and instead of middle aged women it was guys in their 20s and instead of getting a sucky they helped us with landscaping

>>78912777
yeah that sounds really amazing lad.

>>78912834
it's in the constitution m8

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might have to put some runts down

the state of this thread is dire

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>>78912844

>>78912850
loved are tezza ngl. only celeb death that ever upset me

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>>78912748

>>78912821
an ISA isn't an index fund you dumb brainlet

some 30 something bloke asked if he could suck me off in the train once

>>78912658
What programme?
im fascinated by Hk

>>78912464
>using inspect element to make people on brit think you are rich
Doesn't get more pathetic or poor than that

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hey mr tambourine man play a song for me
Im not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to
hey mr tambourine man play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning Ill come following you

mum caught me watching anime right as I was watching a lewd scene

might off meself lads

>>78912659
>>78912905
>some 30 something bloke asked if he could suck me off in the train once
my gf

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>>78912859
>money and banks are mentioned
>switzerland shows up

>>78912881
Your hemophilia acting up?

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leftover chicken stir-fry as an afternoon snack
burgers later

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this is all HIGH-SPEED RAIL

meanwhile in the UK, it takes 3 hours and £200 to travel from manchester to london

>>78912907
literally can't remember
ask him>>78912691

>>78912853
misread thought you were talking about the social protocol of a devil's threesome. still posted it because it turned me on a bit

>>78912839
Yeah. How old are you?

>>78912850
Never read him

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didn't realise terry pratchett what dead
when did this happen?

>>78912966
fat shite

>>78912945
bet she's told your dad and they're both proper disappointed

>>78912737
>>78912820
>>78912860
>>78912881
>>78912940
>>78912945
>>78912968
>>78912983

>>78913000
fucking hell lad it was at least a couple of years ago

>>78912895
It's a wrapper for one you dunce

>>78913000
bout 2 years ago

i saw him shortly before at the Royal Institution, he signed a book for me

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Are these any good? or are they just iconic

>>78912985
34

>>78912907
World's Busiest Cities, on BBC2

>>78912968
wow a big country has a lot of railways huh?

>>78912891
going to have you sectioned any day now

>>78913032
stuck my willy in one

didnt end well

>>78912737
>>78912968
Cringe at these underage runts

twitch down for anyone?

>>78913000
2015, he had Alzheimers

How the FUCK is universal income a hard left view? It's inevitable

>>78913091
no but its laggy as fuck

>>78913091
virgin post of the evening

>>78913032
Cringe at any 1 who ownes one of theez

hey lads
*hi fives you*

>>78913062
do you like
https://xhamster.com/videos/forest-masturbating-7878733

>>78913091
completely nonsensical post; makes no sense
clearly the american education situation is even worse than we feared

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>Terry Pratchett has been crushed by a steamroller, as per instructions left by the fantasy novelist.

>>78913032
yeah, there's a reason all the hotels use them

imagine being obsessed with a country and not even living in that country

ultimate form of cuckoldry

>>78913133
*anal vores you*

>Universal Income

as yes

Let's give everyone a set amount of money because we have the funds to provide every single citizen x amount and the price of living surely wont skyrocket in turn

brilliant idea

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alright I'm going to bed then

I can think of something I would like crushed by a steamroller

>>78913145
his unpublished works were, you encephalitic bogdweller

china probably isn't that bad of a place but lets not pretend it's better than the UK or the US

Had my bollocks crushed by a steamroller, as per instructions left by the fantasy novelist Terry Pratchett.

>>78913145
i thought he died ages ago

>tfw twinks say your willy is too big for their bum

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>It's a wrapper for one you dunce

>>78913143
*stands my ground*

>There are children in here with no lucid memories of Tony Blair as Prime Minister

>>78913180
would love to grab this fat bastard cat by the tail and bounce its fucking runt head off the ground

things i want to be steamrollered:

1. my bollocks
2. that cat
3. you

>>78913143
Cringe at anywone who iz anti Americakan seriosly grow up m8

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LOL

business idea: get that potion from romeo & juliet that makes it seem like you're dead, leave instructions for my bollocks to be crushed by a steamroller after i'm gone, drink potion

just bought some knickers

>>78913217
pics x

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alri

apparently some christian pastor in texas is refusing to use his church as shelter for people
lol

would love to poke a fat cat belly with a kitchen knife and see what happen

do homosexuals feel shame or pleasure when they shit?

>>78913205
it's literally third world

90% is poverty ridden undeveloped wasteland and the rest is pollution filled cities with people making iphones for 2p an hour and throwing themselves off buildings

>>78913145
are you retarded anon?

>>78913209
M8 cringe 2bh this iz a dead gimmiK and was nether funny

>>78913261
What am I looking at?

>>78913261
need context

>>78913037
What went wrong?

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>>78913114
politicians do not come around to policies merely because they are sensible responses to the situation at hand.

the reward for being a politician with a grasp of reality is to be cast off into the opinion columns of the New Zealand Herald. https://thelionandunicorn.wordpress.com/2016/04/04/the-gouldfather/

>>78913301
i get hard sometimes ngl

lad in my flatshare come up with a new nickname for me: Kebabman.

I think it's because when i cook and clean up, I do it in a very rapid fashion like i'll grab one dish with a towel dry it, and fling it into the draw only a second before grabbing a next one. Or when i'm cooking i cut everything really quickly but precisely.

he could also be calling it because i'm bangladeshi, but i'm going to tell myself its the first explanation.

>>78913091
yeah

>>78913326
you know what else is dead?
whatever is left of my spuds

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>>78913330

>>78913301
>>78913301
>>78913301
>>78913301my gf

>>78913301
>>78913301
>>78913301

>>78913276
HATE mosquitos

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>it's literally third world

During my first year of Secondary School first English Class the teacher asked me to come up and spell "Restaurant" on the whiteboard, I went up and wrote on the board "Resturant" and everyone laughed at me

https://twitter.com/UK_LDC/status/900119686981046272
state of british trains

>>78913037
Why are you alone for good?

>>78913261
don't know who any of those people are. don't know what the little pic is meant to be. absolute disaster of a post.

>>78913139
I very like

>>78913283
it's Joel Osteen, he has a shitload of selfhelp books for manic depressives at Barnes and Nobles. He's not a Christian just a feel good type
he's probably a Jew too

>>78913283
Haha yeah let's ruin tha houze of God wife poor ppl

>>78913234
>There are people in here that don't remember Margaret Thatcher during her reign in Britain.

Disgraceful millenials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c8ZMZBS5GU

KEK

>>78913374
says the chink

completely unbiasedly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil

Gutter oil (Chinese: 地沟油; pinyin: dìgōu yóu, or 餿水油; sōushuǐ yóu) is a term used in mainland China, Hong Kong, Macao, and Taiwan to describe illicit cooking oil which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fryers, grease traps, slaughterhouse waste and sewage from sewer drains.[1][2]

Gutter oil has been shown to be quite toxic, and can cause diarrhea and abdominal pain. There are also reports that long-term consumption of the oil can lead to stomach and liver cancer as well as developmental disabilities in newborns and children.[15][16] Testing of some samples of gutter oil has revealed traces of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAH), dangerous organic pollutants capable of causing cancer with long-term consumption. There is also potential for gutter oil to contain aflatoxins, highly carcinogenic compounds produced by certain molds.[12] Zeng Jing of the Guangdong Armed Police Hospital said about gutter oil "Animal and vegetable fat in refined waste oil will undergo rancidity, oxidation and decomposition after contamination, and produce toxic substances such as arsenic. It will cause indigestion, insomnia, liver discomfort and other symptoms".[4]

>>78913345
everyone involved should be strung up

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>>78913283

>>78913390
thats me ;)

>>78913362
U ain't funny an u nether woz olster

>>78913440
>>78913440
>>78913440
>>78913440

>>78913363
oh hes the star wars guy

>>78913363
don't care about niggers doing nigger things

china is proper shit

>>78913378
the based free market though right bro xDDD

>>78913431
>>78913283
a far cry from these protestants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diggers

>>78913374
Dey eat dogz an cat ffs m8 an also r very sociopafic

>>78913272
I NEED pics

>>78913515
nooo

>>78913456
i'll tell you what isn't funny, the ground-up remains of what was once my cajones

>>78913334
>>78913381
was married, all fell apart, tried lots of dating since, always end up comparing them to the ex. they're always not as interesting, not as fun, not as good in bed etc. cba with it.

>On 27 October 1916, as his battalion attacked Regina Trench, Tolkien came down with trench fever, a disease carried by the lice. He was invalided to England on 8 November 1916.[59] Many of his dearest school friends were killed in the war. Among their number were Rob Gilson of the Tea Club and Barrovian Society, who was killed on the first day of the Somme while leading his men in the assault on Beaumont Hamel. Fellow T.C.B.S. member Geoffrey Smith was killed during the same battle when a German artillery shell landed on a first aid post. Tolkien's battalion was almost completely wiped out following his return to England.

Unironically have three girls on the go lads

have become a chad

>>78912968
it isn't all high speed rail