You wake up in southern Italy...

>>78908843
Every day.
Pretty comfy.

I wanna go to south italy and try pizza and visit pompeii ruins but there are two problems:
1-I'm poor
2-I'm prone to depression and being discriminated will ruin the whole trip for me and make me want to suicide (like when I was bullied in school)

boopiti bappi!

a revera derchi tootalini, tooti fruiti!

Spaghetti

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So... nothing changes then.

>>78908843
>bosnia in dalmatia

>>78910247
when will the eternal anglo apologize for killimg him?

>>78908843
i live there and my dialect suck

>>78908843
Still better than waking up in Southern Spain.

>>78911134
Which one?

>>78910192
She is not Italian but still a qt

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>>78911087
As if the Anglo will ever apologize for anything, ever.

>>78911219
spain ruined southern italy forever. apologize now.

>>78911246
l*ccese

>>78911316
italy ruined iberia forever. apologize now

>>78908843
immigrate to Tunisia

Tell Carmela to close the DOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>78911316
so did you with Southern Spain.

leave the gun, take the cannoli

>>78911367
Where you belong
>>78911346
Hello rumeno

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gabagool??!? OVA HERE!!

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Commendatori...

>>78908843
Take train back home, maybe go visit some friends before

https://soundcloud.com/user-266209085/badda-bing-badda-boom

>>78911476
shhh
i have Sicilian origins

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>>78908843
>You wake up in southern Italy
True Italy, you mean.

Sweet.

>>78908843
They're not white.

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>>78912741
>be conquered by crypto-French monarchs from Northern Italy
>proceed to get looted, exploited and forced to emigrate by the millions
>get sent to die in useless wars
>still vote to keep them on the throne

>>78908843
listens to comfy neapolitan songs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgAqdSFO7Rw

>>78912911
>>still vote to keep them on the throne
It wasn't to keep the king or his dynasty specifically on the throne. It was to keep the throne, itself. To not fall into republicanism. If Italy could have voted for keeping the monarchy but picking a new king, who knows how it would have gone.

>>78913637
Probably the monarchy would have won then, the Savoia were really hated in the North after the whole armistice fiasco

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>>78913723
bullshit. Northern italians are a bunch of communists. Pic related. red =commies, white= centrists, blue= right.

>>78908843
could be worse
at least food and weather are excellent

>>78913434
Basicly a guido version of Sandu Ciorba

>>78914002
Huh. The opposite of Kaiserreich.

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N A P O L I
A
P
O
L
I

>>78914002
Not many communists in Piedmont and Lombardy

>>78908843
Mama mia!
Going to take a job in mafia

>>78914078
>tfw no neapolitan gf


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1EIZdFFwxI

>>78914002
>developed part is left wing
>backwards part is right wing

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>wake up in southern Italy
>go outside
>see this

>>78914002
Not even Veneto voted for the Savoia, fuck off with your "muh communists", the people hated the king for abandoning them to the occupation of the Germans and turning Northern Italy in a battlefield

>>78914368
>tfw no neapolitan loli gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDuN5fjWJ5c

>>78914666
Superior JC Idol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovtmyyEkL9k

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>>78914666
>>78914837

>terroni

>>78914371
>Emilia
>Toscana
>developed part of Italy in 1948

>>78910090
but your basically italian yourself

>>78908843
I ask for which mafia group I have to pay protection tax to not commit suicide by 5 shots to the back of the head.

>>78908843
out of my bed
maybe...

>>78912673
Yes a virile muslim Tunisian man impregnated a sicilian woman and now that offspring shitposts on a Ugandan prostate cancer survivor forum
>>78914368
>>78914666
You have to be back to get one

>>78908843
Buy a massive estate.
Produce wine and olive oil.
Rent out rooms as a hotel now and then

>>78916184
>Rent out hotels
Be prepared for the state to seize your hotel in order to house refugees

>>78916575
Nah it will be private friends of friends only kind of deal

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>>78908843
cool
I'm getting myself a panzerotti and heading down to the beach

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>>78917293
Prepare to be raped by maghrebians while shitalian cuckolds jack off to the sight

>it's a Burger thinks he knows anything about Europe from /pol/ memes episode

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>>78917569
>>78917069
You will have to deal with the new italians

*wake up*
*ruin northern italy's economy by merely existing*
it's been a good day i guess

>>78918498
The person who shot this video most likely deliberately drove through that neighborhood during the particular part of the day when the amount of these people out in the streets is at it's peak,in an attempt to prove how Europe's utterly corrupted by immigration from Middle Eastern/Muslim countries

>>78919887
>It's just a conspiracy
>We don't have literal ethnic enclaves
>They aren't committing rape and crime
>They aren't replacing our culture and language
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE WEST

I go to Rome.

>>78920177
There is no water there right now

>>78920104
They are not, by the way. This isn't France or the UK

>>78908843
Shit not again, now I have to take a 16 hour train ride to get home again.

>>78920104
No one said any of those aren't true
It's just that it's blown up tenfolds

>>78914002
T*scani e Em*liani

Che razze di merda

>>78920400
>Denial
I'm sure you'll get through the 5 stages of grief some day

>>78918498
You're a fucking idiot.
Leave your basement once in a while ffs.
Italy is comfy as fuck and the south sure as shit doesnt have refugees

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>>78922278

>try to cross over to the mainland from sicily
>get FUCKING EATEN by a hydra

ah yes

>>78922331
Aaand theyre all moved north from there

>>78922363
False.