Why are Americans so retarded?

>>78905003
thats a britsharia

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I don't know, must be a genetic thing.

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>>78905197

>>78905197
Come on, this can't be real. I refuse to believe someone would be so clueless like that

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>>78905197

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>>78905003
Who knows?

>>78906374

it was on our news and you can google for same news in different media worldwide.

>>78905003
WTF is volvic? Also I refuse to believe someone over the age of 5 and an IQ of 70 would do this.

>>78906563
Obviously Americans don't have an IQ over 70

>>78905003
>>78905197
They get their penises chopped in half when they are born, this causes a painful trauma that damages the mind in outstanding ways concluding in severe retardation and autism when they grow older
It also doesn't help that they have genes from all over the place

>>78906440
>not actual size
damn

>>78906510
>It was on our news

Why is Spanish news Dr Phil-tier?

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>>78906440
>>78906756
They clarify it just in case

>>78905197
>I don't know, must be a genetic thing.
CA was a former Spanish colony so it must be genetic.

>>78906819
>They clarify it just in case
Thanks for clarifying that just in case.

>>78906822
chicano

>>78905197
To be honest, many Brazilians believe that using 2 times a sunblock factor 30, they will get a 60.

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>>78906819
You really do have to spell it out for Americans. These signs are up everywhere in border areas or Americans will assume the speed limit it 110mph (180kph)

>>78905197
California is basically its own country. Also, here's some related links.

http://www.abc2news.com/news/national/virginia-eclipse-watchers-treated-after-putting-sunscreen-on-eyeballs-report-says

http://www.krcrtv.com/news/local/shasta/how-to-recognize-symptoms-of-retina-damage-from-eclipse-viewing/609860699

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>>78906957
>>78906983

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>>78905197

>>78905003
>flavoured
Nice try Ahmed.

>>78905003
I didn't know americans had Volvic

>>78905197
I refuse to believe this

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>walk into American shop
>pick up an item that is labelled $1
>walk up to the counter and hand them a dollar bill
>cashier tells me I don't have enough money

>>78906510
>it was on our news
what does that tell me about your cunt and you personally? that you are fucking retarded to believe this shit

>>78906812
thought this was a meme

>>78906957
>spell it for americans in french
kys dumbass

>>78906983
kek

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>>78907222
Believe it

>>78907305
nah, everything posted on here is true

>>78905197
even Japs with bad eyes don't try doing it.

>>78907345
This is fake, I hope you know that.

>>78907317
>American education

>>78906983
who the fuck can read roman numerals anyway up to that high

>>78907345
this shit was on snopes. also fake. it was some kind of a contest.
lmao what a bunch of retards ITT

>>78907394
what about it, asswipe?

>>78907432
>American
>Education

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>>78907432
While you might not be aware that all signs here are required by law to be printed in both French and English, you probably should know that the US state of Maine, which borders New Brunswick, has the highest percentage of Francophones per capita in the USA.

>>78905197
lmao

>>78906819
well, if they're doing it, that's probably because someone sued them already

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>>78907575

>>78907555
i know that dumbass. and that obviously contradicts your statement that the sign was specifically meant for americans.

>>78906983
ahahahha

>>78907398
MMXIV simple as that lol

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>>78907683
No, those signs placed only beside border crossings were obviously meant for all the other foriegn tourists arriving to Canada by road via the USA.

>>78907575
wtf how do i enroll in this class

>>78907398
>British education

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>>78907575

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>>78907741
2015, not 2014.

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>>78907789
yeah and it is fucking important to duplicate in the frog language. hey foreign shits, the speed limit is in km/h and we are telling you this in french. the absolute state of your cucked country. should have added innuit for good measure lmao

On a similar note, why is everyone who ain't me stupid?

>>78907922
You are right, if it was aimed at Americans it should have been in Spanish

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>>78907922
>American education

>>78907222
>I didn't know americans had Volvic
We really don't. It's all Dasani and Evian.
Pretty sure the OP pic is of a Brit

>>78908004
exactly. would have made more sense than ze fucking canadian joual french

>>78905003
It's genetic. The average American is painfully stupid. That being said, the average IQ is only a couple points higher for most of Europe, it's even lower in a few countries.

I think a big part of the perception that everyone in the US is a moron just comes from how many people we have here.

Even if the average American IQ was 115 then statistically we would still have more idiots living here than then there are people living in the stupidest twelve countries in Europe put together.

In reality though, we don't have an average IQ of 115, it's 98 (only two points below Austria for refrence). So when you figure that along with the facts that we're about half the size of Europe by population (inb4 some nerd starts whining that "It's axtually 43%"), that most people have internet access and have social media, and that stupid people love to unwittingly broadcast how fucking stupid they are online, of course it's going to make us all look like idiots.

tl;dr
We just have so many people living here that we have more stupid people than you have people living in your country. It's probably the same reason that China looks so fucking stupid despite having an average IQ of 105 (which even when you consider the endemic culture of cheating in that country probably wouldn't be much lower than 95)

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>all these butthurt yanks ITT defending their retardation

>>78908093
>serious typing this in a bait thread
Right, you are a good example

>>78907644
that is correct, because that warning usually appears on boxes of smaller items of food, such as a cracker. a law was passed against misrepresenting the size of food on packaging/adverts (aren't Europeans supposed to love regulation that protects consumers?) yet apparently it was broad enough to cover dumb-as-fuck billboard style ads of food too within a supermarket.

I wonder if it's broad enough to apply to an actual outside billboard that one drives by

>>78908137
>bait thread
There's no bait dude. Were just making fun of americans. We would make fun of you regardless of whether you enter the thread or not.

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>>78908093
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>>78908098
>find a picture of a dumb person
>claim he's american without evidence
what next, you gonna post the "german bathplug in outdoor pool" one or is that too old and stale?

I wonder if Canada's next election is going to be swamped by fake news since apparently you're as naive as us

>>78908137
I just like making serious replies to shitposting.

It's advanced shitposting.

>>78905003
I have never seen Volvic in my life. I bet this is actually a refugee in Europe.

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>>78908246
It will be a short fake news cycle since our longest election campaign ever was 74 days as opposed to yours wherein Trump started campaigning 7 months into his first term.

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Americans might be stupid but they're beautiful

>>78908479
pit whore

>>78908479
Kek

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Stop bullying my friend.

>>78907317
Wouldn't be legal if it wasn't bilingual

>>78907222
>I didn't know americans had Volvic
I've never seen it here. I had to google it but apparently there is an N.A. website.

>>78906957
>These signs are up everywhere in border areas or Americans will assume the speed limit it 110mph (180kph)
Wew thanks for telling me because I thought my car could go 180mph. Also, Ireland/N.I. has the same shit.

How did America become so dumb? Is it chemicals in the food?

>>78907432
>lmao what a bunch of retards ITT
They get half of their news about America from 4chan, what do you expect?

>>78907575
>Trap Waifus
This sounds like /int/ the class.

>>78908913
That's from a shitty Brit attempt at the Onion

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>>78905197

>Lumping California Spics in with Americans

>>78909301
Voting for republicans who gut education. Them there thinkin peepuls be usin muh tax monies to turn muh kids into libruls! We don't need them there science books, just the bible! Praise jesus!

>>78906812
>>78907356
The burger is right:
https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/27/magazine/why-do-americans-stink-at-math.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&version=HpSumSmallMediaHigh&module=second-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

americans really are confused of fractions.

>>78905197
this has to be among the stupidest things iv'e ever read on internet

>>78909654
How can the carolinas have such a normal iq with the large amount of niggers? Are the whites there geniuses?

>>78907262
i dont get it
>>78906983
this cant be true

>>78911051
because IQ is reflective of early childhood education, not ethnicity

>>78911112
No. Adult iq is more dependant on your genetics than your education.

of course it would be a negro that tries something like this

>>78911112
>>11111+1

>>78907555
lmao you're a shit ass nigga bitch though canadians sound like pussies

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>>78905197
:D

>>78911177
please give me an authoritative source on this that isn't "The Bell Curve"

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>No. Adult iq is more dependant on your genetics than your education.

>>78911089
tax isn't included in the price

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>This thread
Why are Americlaps so sensitive?

>>78911260
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19294424

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>>78905197

>>78911112

Lol

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>>78907789
Do you have a permit for that gun?

>>78911260
You could just read on wikipedia about it lmao. They have links to other sources than whatever pop culture book your're talking about :^)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritability_of_IQ

Stop bullying Americans please.

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>>78911528
I'm not doing any harm here, Ivan.

>>78905003
>flavoured
>American

Nice try, foreign devils.

>>78911317
>tax isn't included in the price
this is so retarded, jesus, really?

>>78907398

MMXV = 2015

V=5
X=10
L=50
C=100
D=500
M= 1000
V*= 5000
X*=10000
L*= 50000
C*= 100000

blablabla
It's not that hard.

>>78909654
>Redding is the most white and most Republican city in California
>Is also the most retarded
What does it mean?

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>>78913738

Sure it is.

Blacks and Latinos drag California schools down.

>>78913738
It isn't my brown friend

>>78905003
ok bud so I'll let you know that:
1. americans are not RETARDED at all, they are just curious, 90% of everything we know today is thanks to their curiosity, I mean how could this person knows that pouring fruity water in your iron would make the sugar turn to caramel? well now we know thanks to american curiosity and will to discover new things everyday

2. america is the most important country in the world so anything they do is important

3. america could wipe out any country in the world in a second so don't mess with them

4. god bless america

>>78908479
underrated

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>>78914170
dog bless