Ask a white non Jew/Muslim Israeli anything

If you love Russia so much why don't you go back there?

>>78904685
Gib shekels

If I become your friend, will I get all sorts of advantageous networking connections?

>>78904711
It's current state isn't that great.
>>78904751
I don't have any myself

>>78904685
if i convert to judaism am I going to have my share of shekels?

>>78904863
Nope

>>78904685
Job? Salary? Hobby? Height? Weight? Education level? Your last achievement? What do you expect next 5 years? What is your most useful skill? What time you usually wake up? What is your current goal(s)? Do you have families? Do you have dog? Who are your most important person right now?Your favorite person throughout your life? Your most important date?

>>78905334
1. Military (mandatory etc)
2. Around 300$ a month
3. Vidya, Music, Reading, burning time on the internet
4. 173
5. Around 65kg
6. Barely finished high school
7. Finishing 4 books in the last month I guess?
8. Hopefully my dad starts working for himself and I'll help him around however I can
9. Dunno honestly nothing too established
10. 7-9AM
11. Help my f a m
12. w0t
13. No
14. Mom/Dad
15. Grandma/Dad/Mom
16. Don't really know

>>78905790
Okay

>>78904863
If you make aliyah you get free shekels on arrival no joke the meme is real

>>78904685
When will you stop bullying me

>>78906589
j*ws are subhuman, just breed them out akhi.

>>78906665
That's already happening though

>>78904685
Are there many cute Israeli girls desperate to get out of the country?

>>78906765
Good, israhell need to die.
Smart people would leave as soon as possible.

>>78905758
>barely finish highschool
You are the oldest here.

>>78906852
How though?
>>78907077
What did he mean by this?

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>>78905758
>173
>65kg

>>78907382
I'm not even chubby though, also that's an estimate I haven't measured in years.

>>78907418
post bikini pic

>>78907433
No

>>78907463
then my point stands, piggy.

>>78904685
How do you and other Arabs in Israel feel about Hezbollah and the Arab nationalist govs like Syria? Do you think their efforts help people like you at all? If necessary, could they intervene to prevent Arab Israelis from being wiped out?

Please don't answer if this could endanger you.

post belly

post feet please

why are you so beautiful ;_;

>>78907493
Not really
>>78907837
I'm not that amazing

>>78909042
Prove it fatso

>>78909042
Your face is 10/10

>>78909156
If you say so

>>78909246
Post nose

>>78909275
>post anything in a Taiwanese paper folding website

nah, I've already made the mistake once, never again.

Russians aren't white

t. Pure 1488% Aryan Ashkenazi

>>78909317
I'll fucking dox you whore post your tits I'm a hacker

>>78909360
Go ahead then

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>>78909355
Ashkenazim aren't whi-

>>78909387
How do I check myself?

>>78909461
>kairos.com/(You)

>>78909534
Nice

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>>78909384
OP I hope you are doing well and having a good week

>>78909830
Didn't mean to reply

>>78909746
How white are you then?

>>78904685
you again
fuck off tripfag nobody cares

Are you a virgin?

If my fathers grandpa was a jew am I able to become Israeli?

>>78910259
You will melt here Bjorn

>>78910259
just deposit your foreskin and you're good

>>78909830
>Doing well
Yeah quite well I guess
>Having a good week
Difficult to say, I've had a psychological incident yesterday and I'm doing my best to overcome it

Thanks anyway

>>78910108
Yes

>>78910259
I do think so but why make such a mistake?

>>78910259
Not any more lad, I am pretty sure they changed that law and now you need to be 1/2 jewish. It's getting pretty dense here.
Plus, you don't really want to live here.

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>>78910442
>psychological incident
Do tell

>>78910302

>>78910345
Just wondering if shit here doesn't get fixed I can escape like the jew I am

>>78910442


>>78910511
Hmm I guess I'll just wait for the inevitable end. The one where I convert to Islam and my offspring is not allowed to be white.

>>78910624
No, you stand up and defend your homeland when the time comes buddy.
Besides, your offspring will never be white here, everyone is a shitskin and the ones who aren't will be eventually.

>>78910518
>Me on shift
>Some guy from base who's nice asks to use computer
>Sit around and think to myself "He's nice and I have a crush on him lately let's ask him to sit with me and smoke a cigarette when he's done"
>Absolute inner terror from the thought consumes but but somehow I'm able to overcome it
>We have a 7 minute long convo
>I'm actually the one asking stuff and I actually participate
>He's nice personality wise as well as physically
>Try to think of what happened after he's gone
>Even if I wanted something out of this we're too different, nobody around base comes anywhere near my personality type
>Bitterness consumes me for the whole night shift
>Seek non-living objects to obsess about so I won't have to feel this anymore

Feel better now but that was pretty bad

>>78910857
Your a fucking disgusting normie I want to puke

>>78910857
All you did is talk to a guy no need to overthink it and start planning ahead

>>78910857
jesus christ what did your parents do to you

>>78910857
>I have a crush on him
>Unironically feeling something toward other human beans
LMAOing@(You)

>>78910760
It's not fair. Russian 1/1000th Jewish gets to escape from shithole to a slightly less shithole
Me I have to stay in the kalifat of Suedistan when it happens.
I'm already being seduced by a Palestinian girl. Should I jew her out to her parents?

>>78904685
how many languages do you speak

>>78911058
Israel doesn't have much of a future either

>>78910956
As I said before I've tried the normie aspects of life and not once, but none of them ever appealed to me.
>>78910970
You're right, therefore it's best to avoid such situations.
>>78911007
ussr upbringing?
>>78911057
Something like this happened for the 3rd time in my life, I usually don't feel anything and try my best not to.
>>78911068
Russian, Hebrew, English

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>>78910857
kek i do the same thing except for the object obsession only when i am embarrassed i do that

normally i'l convince myself how vapid she is and how i will lead a more fulfilling and interesting life than some normie cunt

you might have autism btw

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>>78911058
>this shithole
Please dude, you don't have the slightest idea what israel is like. Especially when you feel nothing toward this soil and people.
Are you telling me there aren't any non-muslim places in sweden? Why not moving to the countryside? Why not going north? Cities are shitholes in general. Settle in a comfy place, do your own thing, raise a good white family etc.

>>78911383
>normally i'l convince myself how vapid she is

I usually try doing that as well

>>78911274
you're a fucking smoker that strikes conversations with people spontaneously, how much more of a normie can you get
you're probably just in that 18-22 y\o phase where you think you're some kind of autistic snowflake, but in reality just a turbo normie scum

>>78911451
>raise a good white family etc.

Oh god no

>>78911517
>strikes conversations with people spontaneously

>He thinks he knows me

>>78911274
>Something like this happened for the 3rd time in my life, I usually don't feel anything and try my best not to.
What this dude is saying >>78911529

>>78911585
מה

>>78911274
>>78911585
>>78911517
I fucked up

>>78911274
Already living on the countryside. When I take the bus I have to stand because niggers. When I go to shop I have to wait in line for 30 minutes because niggers. When I go outside I am afraid of niggers. I'm just thinking of starting over you know?

>>78911735
Just go to finland

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>>78911471
but are you any better?

you tripfag on a high roleplay imageboard and post pictures of your face surely you are no better

>>78911762
I wish I was born in Finland, this country was just made for my type

>>78911846
I'm not better I'm just a completely different type of the worst.

Does it suck to be a tourist in Israel? I am dying to visit some of the historical cities like Akko/Jerusalem. Have you been there? Any recommendations for other historical places?

>>78911876
I hope you know the
>small talk to finn
>he kills himself
Are jokes and no one is proud to be like that

>>78911735
Damn, I didn't know it's that bad.
Well you can settle in other parts of europe, not every place is infested with shitskins.

>>78911958
I'd fit in perfectly though

>>78911762
I guess. But I fear they are heading the same way. I'm just thinking Israel as a last resort you know? I've got the blood and Jewish name Isaak.

>>78911934
Akko is full of arabs but pretty, jerusalem is cool, yafo is cool, caesarea, mesada and the dead sea are also good places to visit

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>>78911933
Ah clearly you are just stuck in the Le emo I'm 2 deep 4 u stage while you sit alone pretending you are cool and complex smoking a ciggy at midnight by yourself feeling sorry for poor old you

Embrace the spook and understand you are better than all because you are truly self aware

>>78912108
ok

>>78912063
You are absolute cringe girl I hope you grow out of it

>>78910857
wow fuck that shit. post kik let's fuck problems solved

>>78912236
She has enough orbiters already fuck off

>>78912275
white knight motherfucker piece of shit

>>78912323
חתיכת בן זונה הומו

you guys do know it's a guy, right?

>>78912275
I'm literally not chatting with anyone from the internet nowadays

>>78912404
You were

>>78912398
זה
תתאבדו

>>78912323
Wtf don't be rude to girls!!! Now that I've defended m'lady I will now receive a blowjob from her.

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>>78912404
Post steam

>>78912442
Didn't really last though

>>78912533
Shame

>>78912494
I'm only posting kik around here

>>78912461
idk man posting shit like that in Hebrew seems weird to me. kinda funny but weird. Like how do you translate "kys fag"

>>78912744
קיס פאג

>white
How do you feel in this hellish summer? I'm native and I can tan, and still it is pain to walk outside most of the day

Op kik me if you wanna talk sometime I'm out

>>78912854
>going outside except for walking to the car

>>78912854
>How do you feel in this hellish summer?
incompatible
>>78912917
Just.Dots

>>78912979
I know you already have me

את החמליסטית?

אם לא
מה את עושה בצבא

>>78913036
Ah alright

>>78912973
>imblying walking to the car isn't enough time to feel the scorching heat

>>78912979
You have my sympathy m8

>>78913093
>את החמליסטית?
yes

how did you end up there

if ur dad is jewish ur jewish btw, fuck that meme "only the mother can pass it on" bullshit

>all of these retarded white knights trying to get that normie pussy

>>78913120
Salam alikum akhi. How are you doing pali bro?

>>78913182
>pussy
lmaoing

>>78913151
מה אומרת על התפקיד.
החמליסטיות אצלי בבסיס דיי סובלות.
את עושה שבוע שבוע?
את מהאלה שעונות לטלפונים ומאשרות כניסה לבסיסים ?

>>78913157
Tell that to the goverment I can't get married here since only dad is jewish

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>>78912854
>tfw i walked around Rafah a couple summers ago for 30 minutes and literally passed out it was so hot

your land is not meant for the white man

>>78913157
1/8 j*w here. You'd be surprise to know that there are about 250k people in this shithole with little to no j*wish ancestry.

>>78913120
There are two stores by me nablus bakery and ramallah sweets, which one has the better goods judging by name alone?

>thread of all russians and the pali
reeee

>>78913213
>מה אומרת על התפקיד.
אני לא עושה כלום אז תפקיד מקסים
>את עושה שבוע שבוע
9-5

>>78913338

haven't they upped it recently to 60%?

did you get in because your great-grandmother on your maternal side was jewish?

>>78913309
>i walked around Rafah a couple summers ago
Why the fuck would you go to Rafah two summers ago around the time of a war? You are either dumb, hamas agent, Mosad agent

>>78913196
It's going fine, thanks. Holidaying for the eid and stuff
how about you?

>>78913361
Nablus.

>>78913484
it was 3 summers ago and i blagged my way in with a native pali who charged me $10 equivalent

>>78913430
Nah it's pretty complicated.
Long story short, father came when you only had to be 1/4 and he's 1/4 j*wish, mother came after the USSR collapsed and I was born here.

Was in tel aviv a year ago. Why do Israeli women have big titties? Like Scandinavian tier. Or was it just a rare encounter?

>>78913633
are scandinavian women considered to have big titties?
i guess they're pretty big here, at least compared to height, although i don't know much to compare to

>>78913616
So you are telling me you went there during the war? madlad tbqh.

>>78913624
any good USSR stories?

>>78913681

Yeah they are considered to have the biggest titties europe. Pretty juicy. Arabs are flat chested in comparison haha.

>>78913770
Not really
>>78913633
>>78913861
European genes

>>78913945
Or estrogen in the water.

>>78914029
I wouldn't be surprised to find out, j*ws are capable of anything.

Any suggestions as to what to do until 7am?

>>78914200
So how's it in jew town? Many desperate to leave?

>>78914262
not really, no
objectively, besides the whole army thing, it's an ok place

>>78914262
Leaving in 3 months.
Almost all of my friends are non j*ws and all of them want to leave this place.
>>78914245
Russian pagan metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYDOIpMrnnQ

>>78914337
Better alot of European countries I guess. Is poverty a problem?

>>78914403
What's good and bad about living in Isreal, memes aside. How was national service, do you get shit for not being a Jew and do you prefer them to Arabs.

>Tell me about the QTs

>>78914403
Where to? Usa?

>>78914403
I know the band but that's not really a solution.

>>78904685
how can you marry if you wish to ?

>>78914508
I don't wish to and I can't imagine myself wishing to even theoretically.

>>78914436
it's a bigger problem than in sweden probably
most of the poor are arabs or ultra-orthodox jews, although not exclusively

There's serious family rumours that my grandmother's mother was a jew. We're going to go get it checked up. If it's confirmed and I want to spend time in Isreal what do I have to do?

>>78914245
Touch yourself until your groin starts to sting. That's what I did few days ago of boredom

>>78914603
why would you need to get it confirmed to spend time in israel?

>>78914568
Literally sweden tier then. Only arabs and other brown folk live in poverty areas. BUT they still get alot of gibs which sucks the shekels right from our pockets

>>78914436
Yes, 30%-35% of the population are poor.
>>78914458
>How was national service
You mean conscription right? Well I'm kind of lucky because I had to join up at august but I managed to postpone, so I'm leaving and not coming back.
>do you get shit for not being a Jew
Not really, but it feels like shit to be around people you have nothing in common with.
>do you prefer them to Arabs
I don't prefer neither.
>Tell me about the QTs
Only some russian girls are qt, but that's my taste. There's a lot of sluts like every western place.
The only good thing I can list about this place is the mediterranean food, other than that, I'm pretty negative.
>>78914488
Back to Evropa.

>>78913551
Thanks for the answer

>>78914660
>Perma residency I suppose would mean fewer residency restrictions.

>>78914903
how old are you?

>>78914903
>That moment when someone else takes over my thread

You're doing God's work friend

>>78915044
Almost 19

>>78915195
Go do your time in the army. You're too young to seriously hamper your future self's options.

>>78915339
>19 or 21 will make any difference

Nah

>>78915339
Thanks for the advise but I know what I want.
Besides, wasting 3 more years doing nothing with retards, I'd probably kill myself.

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>conan fell for the karakal brigade meme

>>78917066
What's the ex Prime Minister of Finland doing with Israeli troops?