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I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the PM, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Conservative Party.” edition
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anime
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yuzu
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Why are seafood starters so much better than main courses?

Seafood starters - choose from: scallops, oysters, clams, mussels, dressed crab, smoked salmon, gravadlax, potted shrimp, mackerel pate, crab bisque, sushi, carpaccio, cerviche, seared prawns, fried squid, octopus, etc.

Seafood mains - choose from: white fish #234, white fish #547, white fish #422, etc.

You have to go to specialist fish restaurants like Nathan Outlaw and Scott's to get actual good main courses, but even there the starters are always better
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anime
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>>78903780
lol
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>>78903773
i use arch + i3 on my Thinkpad X220 (srs)
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>>78903759

what degree r u doing
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>thainonce has finally cracked

I mean we all knew he was a filthy nonce, but it's still kind of a surprise
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did a big poo lads
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>>78903837
finance
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>>78903823
scampi n chips is good
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still in bed
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>>78903842
nearly seems fake with how brazen it is
then again why else would someone move to south east asia
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>>78903780
Taxation is a mechanism for controlling inflation, not funding ongoing spending commitments.
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>>78903842
>>78903875
wait what's going on?
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>>78903883
alri mmt lad
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>>78903883
it functions as both
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>>78903875
>nearly seems fake with how brazen it is
it's just one of those "call the king a bender" retards LARPing as him
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>>78903780
good edition
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>>78903893
Thainonce posted nudes of a child at the end of last thread
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>>78903919
Hello thaiguy
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>>78903919
that was the joke he was trying to make
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>>78903816
sounds ok to me if it means i get to be neet and don't have to be around other people
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>>78903864
jew
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>>78903893
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>>78903942
i was agreeing with him
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>>78903780
can sense the unearned self satisfaction of a working class tory voter coming from this post and its supporters
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this is a false flag attack to disparage thailad
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>>78903994
racoons are cute
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>disparage thailad
not possible
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>>78903749
your work may very well be intellectual, and if it appeases you enough to look forward to getting out of bed in the morning, you are one of very few.

My job is intellectual too, it requires a great deal of maths, as well as diplomacy when dealing with clients, especially from abroad. It is fulfilling to an extent, it occupies my brain. But at the end of the day, i'm just a cog in a machine, there is no independence to what I do, no freedom.

There's so many things I'd rather do with my life if I had the resources, things I think I could reasonably achive as a young man, but that I wont be able to as a 50 year old who is retired and has the resources.

It's rigged desu. The best you can hope for is a life of basic comfort and possibly some luxuries, which of course, you can only enjoy on your downtime
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC1ZdVDffCs

howling
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>>78903956
yes i am jewish
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>>78903999
There is no tory party in Ireland
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>you will literally never live in 90s japan
images like this give me chills
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hello lads i am turtlemong now watch as i post child porn
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can we all just admit beer tastes like shit, why do we have to keep up this charade?

Would gladly rather have some cider or a gin and tonic tbqh
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just did one of the nastiest poos of my life lads and i'd like to share details but i don't think the janny would approve of it
i'll sum it up by saying it required four flushes, half a roll of tp, and a shower immediately afterwards
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>>78904080
tastebudlet
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>>78904048
there is no tory party in the UK
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>>78903827
HELO
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>>78904039
>rorkes have assembled and ambushed the likes
state of those sad cunts lol
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YASSSSSSSSSSS
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>>78904080
you've just got a crap palette mate. Underdeveloped taste buds
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>>78904099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYqyHBTZjg
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>>78904080
never had alcohol in my life
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Wasn't sure if I had two cans of Carlsberg Export in the fridge, or three.

It's three. It's like finding money.
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>>78904112
Why are they clapping?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leCVVw6iD84
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>>78904039
is that are Tim doing the soundtrack?
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>>78904080
taste is subjective and can change over time
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>>78904039
what on earth is the problem
large numbers of roman legionaries were from africa
all of the celts are white
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>>78904080
this
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>>78904150
wubba dub dub fuck Kurumpf
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>>78904080
Agree
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>>78904112
what the FUCK is arya's problem? of all the characters in the show she's had it the best
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>>78904048
fíne gael
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Reckon i am a bit autistic
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>>78904147
the bad man got killed by the little girl! yaaaay!
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ahh yes, leftypol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqB-EMqpsUA
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how do i cook steak lads
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>>78904158
so you're saying large numbers of roman legionaries were from sub-saharan africa and were part of the army that invaded britain

even though rome had absolutely no colonies in sub-saharan africa
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>>78904080
Most cider is rough as fuck. I think beer might be an acquired taste, because I wasn't impressed first time, or second time. Love it now though, most beers. Kronenberg can fuck off.
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>>78904230
you dont get to ask friends
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>>78904230
Pan, nice and hot.
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>>78904230
is he CIA?
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>>78904230
put a frying pan on the hob and melt some butter in it and then put the steak in and cook it
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>>78904090
>>78904122
>>78904155
ah yes m'goodsirs, I too shall have a glass of my piss-brewed IPA(£20 a bottle) while I enjoy the latest episode of rick & morty, you are a gentleman and a scholar!

Edit : thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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>>78904266
good post
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>>78904100
they are right though.

there were no black romans.
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Attending a pegida rally lads
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>>78904158
no they weren't
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>>78904266
good post
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>>78904232
no
i said africa
i'm enough were part of the army that I wouldnt be surprised to see at least one

there's literally one, ONE black person in the trailer mate
if there were black celts I would get it
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>>78904281
How do you know? did you live then?
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>>78904266
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>>78904263
olive oil or butter? or a mix?
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>a messenger from above speaks to Mohammed
>The message causes him to go mad for several days, coming to a high cliff several times to attempt suicide. Goes on to rape and marry a child and spread violence across the Arab peninsula.

>God's messenger speaks to Saul at the crossroads
>Convinces him to put down his sword, spread peace and messages of love after he spent years committing violence.

Hmm, could it be that Islam is the word and thus, religion, of the devil?
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>>78904332
gif fuck off
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>>78904304
yes one that gets the only speaking part in the trailer so is obviously a main character

I would place a bet on there being zero sub-saharan africans in roman britain
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>>78904253
season with salt and pepper
really mop up the seasoning with the steak, that's lovely
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>>78904338
better?
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>>78904361
why do you have so many fucking gifs mate getting tired of converting them
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>>78904333
just butter maybe some crushed garlic if you like the flavour

and put salt and pepper on the steak beforehand
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>>78904336
neither of those things actually happened sweaty x
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>>78904266
congratulations on turning 18, but you will fall in line eventually and realise all "beer tastes bad!!" posts are pointless cries from helpless youths
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>>78904376
I was collecting reaction images before webms were invented.
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if you think i am going to tescos today then you are correct yes i am going to tescos today
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>>78904266
Don't really like IPA's, too hoppy. Prefer light ales or lagers. Not a big fan of bitters either. As I said, you just have a really limited palette, the likelihood is you're still very young too. Taste buds change over time, It's commonly accepted that adult prefer more sour and bitter foods than children.

That being said, I've always enjoyed a cold pint of lager since my teens. It DOES taste good.
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gf just sent me this
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>>78904404
I've liked beer since I was 14 or 15

can believe these ponces who are 18+ not liking beer
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>congratulations on turning 18, but you will fall in line eventually and realise all "beer tastes bad!!" posts are pointless cries from helpless youths
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beer tastes icky
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>>78904304

There weren't any you deluded Leftist.
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>>78904417
woah
/brit/ has signed an exclusive deal with webm tho
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reckon giving birth isn't much unlike doing an 8lb poo
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>>78904230
Leave steak on the counter for an hour, letting it reach room temperature. Boil a knob of butter in the pan, then add a bulb of garlic and a stick of thyme. Add steak, cook in fragrant butter for 2-3 mins either side and then eat.
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neither like or dislike the taste of beer. I drank it for the sole purpose of getting drunk
That was before i grew up and stopped drinking alcohol
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>>78904428
What you getting?

If you're spending more than £40, might as well shop for it on the website and get it delivered for an extra few quid. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for it though.
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*pushes bokkle away and cwosses arms* BEEW TASTE BAD
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>>78904464
I'll give you a knob to boil
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>>78904396
Inshallah, you better believe it
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>>78904394
I usually add a little olive oil so it doesn't burn and turn brown as easily.
haven't tried the crushed garlic, ty for the tip
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>That was before i grew up and stopped drinking alcohol
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>then eat
oh really I was just going to cook the food and leave it on the side to rot
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>unironically asked for a martini(shaken not stirred) when I went to the pub for the first time at 18 with my sixth form GF

Jesus christ I can only imagine what the bartender thought
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I just got the promotion (my white male friend between the age of 18-30 also got a position)

The old male, white female and black male lost out

So, I made it, boys

Just want to thank all the lovers and the haters who spurred me on all these years

(Also could this be used as evidence of my honorary white status)
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>>78904484
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*leans in quizzically*
Bane?
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>>78904448
You don't get enough recognition for these conversions. Just want you to know I appreciate your work and am saving these for use in lieu of the original gif. Yes, in lieu of them.
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DO NOT REPLY TO IT

DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE IT
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>>78904509
he probably spat in it
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>>78904516
did you ask anyone if they watch anime?
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>>78904516
>I just got the promotion

yaaaaaaaaasss slay queen monica, you go girl xxx

How was your day today sweetie? Let me know if anyone is bullying you and I'll beat them up for you xx
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>>78904547
to what
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opted for a Latte macchiato rather than black coffee lads

it might be 80 calories v 1 calorie but it also counts as food
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>>78904509
bet you made his day
he went home and told his friends about you and everyone had a laugh
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>>78904466
dont know
stop hurting me
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>>78904509
Probably
>Great, another normie cunt, better piss in his drink, virgin boy probably won't know the difference
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>>78904438
enjoy your alcopops you limp wristed fairy. having a sweet tooth is a very childish trait, especially when drinking alcohol, since even the bitter and strong alcohols already have a high sugar content. There's no way I could drink more than 2 or 3 alcopops before feeling sich with all that sugar. Pints are easy to chug all night
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>>78904516
so you moved from runt to head runt
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Beer tastes nice, cider particularly flavoured ciders like dark fruits and kopperberg are for 15 or 16yr olds to drink at the park or a campout. Spirits are nice tho.
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>I'm sorry, I won't cave to society's collective psychosis that any alcohol tastes nice. Do you have any capri-sun?
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>>78903994
that's kinda hot
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>>78904523
aye
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Did you know the UK had a Canadian PM in 1922-1923?
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>>78904488
Go on then.

*Turns on the gas and sharpens knife*
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>>78904560
even ironically this post is terrible
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only drink fruity cocktails also only eat dark chocolate what does this mean?
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>>78904563
I like the toffee latte
I also like the Strawberry Lemonade
I know they're a bit gay but they're nice
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alcohol isn't meant to taste nice it's meant to get you fucked up
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peng slags representing on pointless lads
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>>78904575
>Only a MANLY man like me can handle beer, I'm so MANLY grrr!
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>>78904582
there's literally nothing wrong with scrumpy. it's the only thing i'd happily drink over beer if a pub has it in.
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>>78904625
you're a poofter
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>>78904602
Think he was forced out after he changed our flag to a leaf
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>>78904599
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>>78904558
No, I just don't know how ask questions like that

They seem to personal and random
I feel only work questions are OK to ask

>>78904560
Thanks, everyone is being very nice right now. But I did feel the boys sitting next to me were being a bit mean about a paki colleagues name
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>>78904536
lol really? they tend to be such bad quality because i dont have the source so i didnt think anyone saved them that's nice to hear x
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>>78904625
you suck bare dicks
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>>78904614
It's not ironic, if you're transphobic you need to leave, monica has been oppressed by our race and transphobic society for too long, you have NO idea of how much she's suffered
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>>78904630
Oh shit, thanks for the heads up. Love Pointless, me.
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Havin a little pudding lads hahaha
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how do I protect myself from overexposure to oestrogen?

don't want them to turn me into a disgusting queer
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>>78904509
ahahaha what are you like mate

i went in and asked for a pint and he was like 'pint a what' i was like ahhh errr Heineken mate cheers
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>>78904631
Yes. Adults with developed taste buds who enjoy beer are almost certainly more manly that an adult male who drinks sugary alcoholic drinks. I don't know what it is about sugary drinks, but it's ALWAYS women or flagrant benders drinking them.
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>>78904645
>>78904661
not gay
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>>78904672
runtoid insectoid
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someone post the poorly rolled spliff
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>>78904682
shut up dickhead
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business idea: Pointless but the host doesn't ask about the contestants' boring lives
introduce another round and start with 5 couples with the time saved
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>>78904675
Link to quizkino (patricians only):
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
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i'm nice! nice!

i like being nice!
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A trumpet snowflake can be triggered easy.

On tinder bring up something dumb Donnie does (it happens daily at this point) you can get them to crack if you come off as the slightest bit SJW.

Ask "do you volunteer?" Or mention you are part of BLM movement.
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>>78904682
your fingernails are asian, mongoloid i would say
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>>78904651
Looks good
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kopparberg mixed fruits absolutely knocked me out in one sip last night
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>Trump would ruin Amer-

US revised second-quarter GDP up 3.0% vs 2.7% rise expected

The U.S. economy grew faster than initially thought in the second quarter, notching its quickest pace in more than two years.
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Liking x makes you gay

ah yes the virgin logic
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>>78904234
>Kronenberg can fuck off.
THIS, it's stupid expensive here because muh foreign brew and taste worse than even american beer
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>>78904698
Alri lad
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LOVE x
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>>78904723
yeah can't even spend 5 minutes on tinder these days without having to wade through all the female british trump supporters
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don't drink beer to be manly or macho, drink it cos i enjoy it, it's ecomomic. that being said, the only people you see in the pub drinking sweet alcohol are women and gays
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>>78904738
fuck off
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>>78904630
>Watching Pointless
#JustNEETthings

>>78904582
I like Cider
Beer, whiskey and vodka suck

>>78904745
>Pretending to know anything about economics
Not fooling anyone NEET
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>>78904745
won't be so great when they go to war with the norks next week
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fun fact: in South Korea, Stella Artois is marketed towards women
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>>78904745
bit racist
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>>78904726
Half asian (Non-Paki/Poo) 2bh
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>>78904723
on the contrary, bring up any of the dozens of daily terror attacks across europe and leftie runtoids will squawk and squeal like the piggies they are
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>>78904672
i bet you're the same faggot spamming about how beer doesn't taste good lol.
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>>78904790
what would you do if you found out someone was stalking you and planning to kill you?
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>>78904630
*slag
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>>78904112
NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
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how does matthew mcconaughey wear a tie so well? is it the way he ties it or the type of tie he wears?
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>Laptops onboard wifi card (802 b/g 2.4GHz) gets fatster speed test results than dedicated 802 b/g/n 5GHz USB stick

why is this
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Should I pull an all nighter playing Persona 5 or just do it tomorrow?

Pretty much finished and the platinum is in sight
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>>78904790
stop trying to be a woman you pathetic, empty shell of a human, you were far better when you used to spaff in your flatmates trainers and piss in her boyfriends drink. Can't wait until your dad just kills you
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>>78904697
AND GETTING CAUGHT... I SHUPPOSE... THAT'S PART OF YOUR PLAN AS WELL?
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>on the contrary, bring up any of the dozens of daily terror attacks across europe and leftie runtoids will squawk and squeal like the piggies they are
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all these skinnyfats and chubsters talking about alcohol
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how come lefties care more about the first lady's shoes than half of texas being the new atlantis?

obsessed much?
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>>78904792
are you dense, war is america's best business
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>>78904523
We could be big guys
Just for one plane
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>>78904816
i am very wise
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>>78904839
its his fame
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>>78904867
hurr obama is wwearing tan suit hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
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paki poo is dropping his trip and using proxies to defend himself lol
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>>78904870
only when they're selling it to other countries
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business idea: trains without any tracks
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>>78904840
USB a shit
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>>78904697
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>>78904913
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>>78904825

Ask them out since they clearly care more about me than anyone else on the planet

>>78904848
I'll keep trying and if it doesn't work out I'll just killing myself, I have tits and am sterile, there's no turning back

I'd appreciate someone walking me out of the closet though
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>>78904904
angry paki
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>>78904835
>>78904849
DO
YOU
FEEL
IN
CHARGE?
>>
if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket
>>
>>78904914
USB A is shit USB C is pretty good

if your laptop only has USB A 2.0 ports you may as well be living in the 90s
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>>78904853
this image always reminds me of that kid who killed himself because he lost his ipod

vintage internet these days
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>>78905000
looks bald in the thumbnail
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*licks your ear*
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>>78904941
i'd happily boot you out of a 40 storey closet
>>
Is she worth messaging?
>>
unironically hope we see aiden gilliam in more stuff because i think he's a great actor and you know, the memes
>>
i've got more hair than I know what do with
all you baldies out there having a cry about losing hair should spend a day in my shoes, fucking thick curly mess it's a nightmare, a haircut is only brief respite
>>
>>78904879
This is Agency to CIA
You've really caught the Bane
And the papers want to know whose mask you wear
Now it's time to leave the flightplan if you dare

This is CIA to Agency
I'm falling through the plane
And I'm crashing in a most peculiar way
And the hired guns look very different today
>>
>>78905002
not sure what you're talking about
>>
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White People, I'm BLM
>>
>>78904921
tempted to download the film and remake this as a hd webm
>>
fell asleep at my desk and missed the new thread lol
>>
I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
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>>78904906
>see: South Korea, Japan
>>
>>78905070
probably not, I suspect she has some mild retardation
>>
is it just me or is the red youtube logo a brighter red?
>>
>>78905086
you're a big xer
>>
>>78905085
It was mostly a /b/ meme, maybe 5 or 6 years ago.
>>
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furgging pakerssssssssss
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarsrrarrarrghgghghgaarsrrarrarrghgghghgaarsrrarrarrghgghghgaarsrrarrarrghgghghgaarsrrarrarrghgghghg
>>
>>78905066
Seriously, I feel ready to present as female but I need someone by my side to help me be strong

>>78905077
Same, I love having long hair
Estrogen and AA was worth it
>>
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Yes, yes, well done Bane, well done Bane, HOWEVER
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>>78905070
jesus christ, even northern ontarians aren't this retarded
>>
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>Oh for f-
>>
>>78905131
it's just you, get help for your bleeding eyeballs
>>
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>>78905054
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
>>
>>78905169
ha
>>
>>78905148
post pic
>>
season 4 of bojack is out in a week and i still haven't got around to watching season 3 yet
haha what am i like
>>
what does a blowjob feel like?

never had one
>>
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>>78905185
why put cia twice?
>>
>>78905199
Busy train
>>
>>78905209
salty milk and coins
>>
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best one
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>>78905185
>>
Ah yes reddit children posting bane. very funny
>>
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>>78905209
Prefer sex desu

Have to really focus to cum from being sucked off. Needs to be really sloppy.
>>
>>78905209
bags of coins
>>
>>78905148
nobody is going to go out with a paki that looks like a bloke and pretend it's a girl
>>
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>>78905234
No better than pakis
>>
>>78905218
real women take selfies on the train
>>
gets your noggin joggin'
https://twitter.com/AsteadWH/status/902579880096915458
>>
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>>78905234
>>
>>78905209
just b urself pumkin xxx
>>
>>78905114
got a dime bitch that live in japan
black belt suck dick chop bricks with her hand
>>
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>>78905234
>>
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What was his finest performance lads?
>>
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>>78905252
Meet up with me and then say that
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fuck me the new youtube layout is dire
>>
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>>78905234
OUT OF HERE
>>
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>>78905234
LOOKS LIKE HOTHEAD'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
>>
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every time
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>>78905283
>cia was in The Wire
PHooooooaaaaarrrrrr forgot this haha
>>
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>>78905234
>>
>>78905145
closer to 10 or 11 years these days actually

like i said, vintage internet
>>
>>78905301
just like all the other times, you'll get used to it
but yes at the moment I agree
>>
I'd hang out with poley so long as they paid for my drinks
>>
>>78905301
>Using YouTube
Your first mistake
>>
REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIT
>>
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Dr Pavel, I'm Cooker
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>>78905234
>>
>This new youtube layout

Oh dear oh dear
>>
>>78905210
>>78905210
>>78905210


new


>>78905210
>>78905210
>>78905210
>>
>>78905323
Deal!

I'm free on Tuesday
>>
>>78905301
what's changed beyond the brighter red?
>>
>>78905301
the side bar text is too big and ugly, but i don't mind the grid layout changeup for vids
>>
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Mr Junker, I'm UKIP
>>
>>78905320
10 years? I didn't know I'd been on 4chan that long.
>>
>>78905358
>30 posts early
>cancerous yank politics edition

FUCK OFF, reported
>>
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MAMA
JUST CRASHED A PLANE
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White "women" are nothing but a drain on society. When did western society start collapsing in on itself? When white "women" were given any semblance of power. Who votes for far left parties? White "women." Who thought it would be a good idea to turn white men into feminine sissies? White women. Who begun importing third worlders? White "women." Who now chooses those third world men instead of the men they ruined? White "women." Who refuses to stop turning men in their countries into feminine "men." White "women." Who then continues to import more third worlders to renew their supply of non-ruined men? White "women." Who hates people just for having a penis or not being brown? White "women." Which group deserves merciless genocide? White "women." White men need to start doing what white women do and stop breeding with whites. They need to take superior women from other countries and marry them instead. Because if white men keep choosing white women, the cycle continues if they have even a single daughter, because they daughter will make it her mission in life to not only ruin white men but to ruin western civilization as a whole. How you raise her does not matter if professors Moshe Rosenburg and Devorah Goldenstein get to her at any point in her life.
Say no to the collapse of the western world.
Say no to white "women."
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>>78905557
naw
>>
>>78905557
>argentines
>white
>>
>>78905896
>>78905896
>>78905896
NEW! MARCH ON!

>>78905896
>>78905896
>>78905896
NEW! MARCH ON!
>>
>>78903780
bumb
>>
>>78903861
What on fucking flat earth does he do to allow that to pass through his asshole.....
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