/brit/

maisie

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ol' 'cide

>>78901663
put 4 fingers up her round the back of the ikea in southampton

r/ukpolitics is BASED

need to lick her armpits

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Homosexuals can’t swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed on the captain’s table, they get up late, they nudge people while they’re shooting, they muck about. Imagine the fear of knowing you have a gay man aboard a boat

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Milton Keynes

>>78901616
had 2
enjoyed it for a while, got bored and sabotaged both relationships

>>78901709
FONT

>>78901702
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>78901709
FONT

>>78901663
i want to lick her feet and pits, drink her piss and eat her hot steamy logs.

anyone else?

>>78901702
bit like welwyn garden city but done wrong instead of right

>>78901744
>>78901737
I AM NOT a normie, don't lump me in with those wretches

>>78901748
feet licking is disgusting

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>it ain't me starts playing

too many people doing menial office work
they should be out in the field doing farming

we wouldn't need unskilled immigrants if our own workers were doing the jobs they should be doing

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>had 2 gfs
>got bored
>I AM NOT a normie

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You arrive in Southampton

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>>78901822

>>78901748
Think I'd rather just put my willy in her stink?

Are you affiliated with a hate group? The answer may surprise you

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organizations_designated_by_the_Southern_Poverty_Law_Center_as_hate_groups

oh what a world we live in
the more I think about it the more I dislike it

we're stuck in a bad system with no way out

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Went a bit overboard in MS Paint lads. Think I might be autistic.

Some paki is slagging off r paul

>>>/tv/87086081
>>>/tv/87086081
>>>/tv/87086081
>>>/tv/87086081
>>>/tv/87086081

Who /Abingdon/ here?

>>78901768
you could not sound more like a normie if you tried

Stacy woke up, still hung over and encrusted in sperm, alcohol and glitter from last nights party. She saw a strange guy in her bed, and immediately became furious at him for raping her - but it turned out to be a Chad, and Stacy felt a wave of relief. Quickly she got of bed, did her makeup, got back into bad, and snapped a "candid" selfie with the Chad's unconscious, non consenting body, adding the caption "last nights fuccboi <3 <3 #womenslib #sexpositive #fucktrump".
However, the photo got less than 235235 likes from Stacy's network of beta orbiters, which made her angry at the slut shaming that still exists in society and how so much work still needs to be done to complete what the suffragetes began.
Stacy then flounced over to English class, where she spent the entire time on her phone taking selfies, admiring herself, admiring the comments she got on her selfies, and so on. Some thirsty beta male had the audacity to comment and ask Stacy if she was free for a date on one of her thong photos, and she immediately had to eviscerate him for daring to sexualize and objectify her. Fucking creep.
Stacy then browsed her messages, hoping to see a reply from Chad, but he still hadn't messaged her back since that night where he fucked her ass 3 times. Stacy felt crushed, and quickly had to post on Twitter for a fresh shot of validation: "Men are such fucking pigs, where have all the good men gone? #chivalryisdead #holdingoutforahero". Immediately, replies began to flood in from Stacy's beta orbiters, assuring her that she is right and that they, too, have noticed how shitty the male gender is (except for themselves, of course). Stacy proceeded to ignore these subhumans, hoping Chad would see her tweet and feel guilty and apologize, but as usual Chad didn't even leave a like.

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made this just now

>>78901898
fuck off

>>78901897
don't care about reddit hugboxes

After having spent an hour not paying the slightest attention to her professor (Stacy dares that old cishet white male to give her less than a 4.0, besides, male teachers have been giving Stacy A's ever since her tits started growing) Stacy went to women's studies class, and proceeded to write an essay about toxic masculinity and how social media and dating apps are oppressing young women. Stacy had a nice cathartic tirade with her pals from class about the rape epidemic sweeping through campuses, shortly before they all agreed on what booze soaked frat party to go to that night. Stacy was pissed off that her friends wanted to go to the party that Cheri suggested and not her.
Ugh, why did life have to be so fucking hard? Stacy honestly wished she had been born male, so she wouldn't have to face these kinds of problems. Every day she had to contend with crushing oppression and unfair societal standards, it was so much work. "If a male had to live even an hour as me, he'd probably kill himself" Stacy thought, thinking back to the lecture on male fragility she'd just listened to.

welwyn garden city is shit

>>78901879
>designated_by_the_Southern_Poverty_Law_Center
Ah yes, can't wait to hear how I'm the world's most dangerous nazi for having posted on /brit/.

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>>78901970

>>78901962
Anglo Supremacy Worldwide

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>>78901970
there is no problem

I hope this mick is using copypasta

>>78901879
>anti LGBT
>holocaust deniers
Why aren't muslims on the list then? Serious question.

>>78901913
what can I say to prove im not normie
you are probs more normie than me, I don't even have facebook

>>78901970
easily fixable

>>78901822
>menial agricultural work is better than menial office work
Really gets the old noggin joggin

>>78902011
Because then they would have to list themselves as a hate group

love kush simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqzTFDPQUP0

>>78902012
fuck me just please leave

>>78902011
It's for US based organisations

>>78901843
looks too bright and colorful to be southampton

>>78902036
i'd fuck her

going to ironically dye my hair blue, infiltrate sjw cliques and foster friendships until they start to think i'm one of them, and them bam! i'll hit them with a one-two punch of reason and logic

>>78902045
why
im abnormie as they come
I'm just beautiful so girls always come at me

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>>78902036

>>78901940
t. paki

Just woke up

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>>78901970
OKAY GANG, THIS ONE IS A PUZZLE GAME, WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO PLAY?

>>78902060
wonder what that hair feels like to touch

>>78902020
outdoors work is better than being cooped up in some grim office

>>78902060
good post

jessice williams is peng

>>78901898
fuck and stay on your board

>>78902109
Nappy

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>>78902034

>>78902148
>gif
fuck off

>>78901970
HAHAHAHA DUDE I CANT EVEN OMFG LOL MY OCD IS GOING CRAAAAAAZZZZYYYYY xDDDDDDD

>>78902152
reddit

proper want a dominos but it isnt worth the week of self hatred ill feel afterwards

looks like it's tuna, brown rice and black coffee for me again wahey

>>78902148
>gif
fuck off

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>>78902150
better?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Racism is bad

>>78902175
you can easily spice up the tuna and rice to make it taste nice.

>>78902116
Maybe if it's something fun like fishing guide
Farm work is hot, back breaking and mind numbing

>>78902131
and you stay in your county, you paki freak

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>>78902184
better?

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me in the grey

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Eight 21st century lads are to be transported back to the Roman Empire to see if they can cut it as gladiators. Bromans is a brand new 8 x 60 reality game show from Electric Ray which will be broadcast on ITV2 later this year.

The handsome boys will fight it out with help from their loving girlfriends. They may have the muscles but do these lads have what it takes to go down in history? Cameras will follow eight modern day couples as they're transported to an ancient world where they'll live and fight like gladiators did 2000 years ago.

Along the way there’ll be blood, sweat and tears. However, only the very best will make it through to the Emperor's Games where one of them will emerge victorious and take home the Emperor's gold (which today works out at ‘approximately' £10,000!).

The boys will be trained by the fearsome "Doctore", played by David McIntosh, and take part in daily, physical tasks, leading up to a grand final where they’ll battle it out in a colosseum in front of a baying crowd. Those who don't cut it will be banished from the city.

Acting as the eyes and ears of the elusive Emperor is the Emperor's Assistant, "Dominus", played by Tom Bell.

The boy’s girlfriends will join them on their journey, helping to train and prepare them for the Games as well as immersing themselves in ancient Roman tasks - from wine making to sculpting.

Whilst living in ‘ancient Rome’, the couples will wear the attire of the day - sandals, leather loin cloths and gold lamé pants, whilst sharing a living space inside a Roman palace. But will these modern men survive in an ancient world, and more importantly, who will triumph in the Emperor’s Games?

Tried putting husk in my skyr this morning, but I threw up when I tried to chug it

Got banned from posting so had to move flats
All set up again now

>>78902219
racist

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

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>>78902210
better

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>>78902229
FUCKING HATE NORMIES

did an anal wank for the first time in like 4 months yesterdal

was good fun but i slightly went too hard and now my bum hurts

being so tight has its downsides
:c

Haha Aussies are so quirky and crazy lol

>>78902219
truths hurt the most lol

body hooks
learn how to use them, they might save your life

>>78902205
what would you suggest? I usually put something like pepper or chilli powder one it

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any based black man in

doing a povo tea

>>78902290
google tuna marinades and/or sauces. there are hundreds.

do the same for rice.

>>78902317
which is?

>>78902282
I've got a very good bodyhook for someone who weighs as much as a woman. Even big cunts don't hit like I do

>>78902325
Birdseye chicken chips and beans

>>78902239
still makes me cringe to this day. the tranny is especially disturbing.

>>78902229
Thought this was a great piece of satire.

Nope.

http://www.itv.com/presscentre/press-releases/bromans-arrive-itv2

do brits say aunt or auntie

>>78902330
good lad, your average citizen has no idea how shattering a nice clean punch to the organs can be, they will focus on striking the head only, where it is easy to break ones hands in a bare knuckle encounter

the left body hook is especially important due to the damage caused to the liver

BASED JEWISH GAY MAN
BASED BLACK MAN
BASED DISABLED BOOMER
BASED DYED BLONDE LADY
BASED CARL OF SWINDON
URRRUGHHH SO FUCKENEE OHHHHHHH MY GOD SO FUCKING GOD DAMN BASED ORRUTGUHUH

>>78902109
rope

>>78902365
ohhh right, tea as in dinner

thought you were gonna say a wringed washcloth with 4 sugars. silly northerners

>>78902385
both i guess what do you lot say

>>78902385
Both. Usually auntie for me, but we all use aunt for more formal contexts.

>>78902385
auntie

>>78902229
WE

hello lads i am going for a university placement in camden, london in a few weeks to study for a few years

what can i expect?

Any oneitis runts in

>>78902397
WHY CAN'T TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALL BE AS RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AS I SAY THEY ARE???

>>78902433
hello nigger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhPEIpiN5tA&t=0s
grim

>>78902421
auntie

>>78902229
cannot stand these lower middle class types desu

>>78902385
ant

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>>78902239
>this autistic fedoralord travels more than me, has more friends than me and is infinitely more famous thanks to this video

>>78902312
fuck off

>>78902439
most trump supporters are racist and homophobic, without question

>>78902463
All your views are "without question," aren't they?

>>78902450
you mean the neo-working class?

>>78902441
t. 1/32th 'irish' american who thinks he is wyhte

>>78902507
malta is a brown reggaton shithole

>>78902454
this is what yanks actually say

>>78902480
no, facts are without question
my opinions are open to new evidence

>>78902433
youll probably enjoy it

tea and crumpets lol :))

fat chips I was gassed senpai

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAAHHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA


BRILLIANT

>>78902485
yeah pretty much mate, i wanted to say 'upper working class' but i didnt want to sound like a tarquin lol

I think your term is better. they're working class with delusions of grandeur, they don't necessarily want to be posh and 'proper' they just want to live the life of the average instagram 'high life' runt

>>78902528
>facts are without question
Ah yes, the lefty "science." Can you support this "fact" with evidence? Or is it a fact because you say it is?

can someone find some good incel or asianmasculinity posts

>>78902229
me on the left

>>78902587
>>78902480
ah yes
semantics

the last refuge of the mentally disabled

>>78902589
fuck off reddit

>>78902628
:-(

>>78902229
Wonder how many will be named Deano

I bet there's some ponce in here who goons for chelsea findom

heard the new taylor swift lads? straight banger nbl

>>78902507
ireland is the whitest country in Europe

>>78902433
you'll be fine
bet you'll pull all sorts of girls with ur cute maltese accent

>>78902583
The type of person whose wife cucks them and takes their money anyway

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*snaps out of it*

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>>78902653
obviously
you gay or something mate?

>>78902708
me on the right

>>78902684
dont respond to my posts potato nigger

saw about 20 brits on the way to work today
fuck off we're full desu

Anyone here pay for TV?

just got freeview myself but also got an amazon fire stick and watch that because mummy and daddy let me use their login

>>78902718
nawww hun x whats wrong

>>78902708
what are the yellow things

>>78902707
i smell some bitterness

>>78902732
i've been stealing cable for years

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Pay up piggy

>>78902714
fuck off

>>78902625
If it's without question, then it wouldn't be unreasonable to expect proof.

>>78902746
chips

>>78902740
bit sad and that

>>78902746
egg yolks

>>78902746
piss

we'll pay Paddy Doyle for his boots.

>>78902770
bender

>>78902746
right wing media absorbed

>>78902526
I say ant too
t. northerner

>>78902463
Then why did so many vote for Obama?

hate me some anime

>paying for a woman to talk about how much money they take from you

doesnt compute

>>78902773
>without question
>questions it
newfag

>>78902810
cancer

>>78902849
>he does the virgin post

>>78902838
you're talking about absolute numbers
i'm talking about percentages

>>78902837
romanian powerhouse

>>78902837
wtf where am i

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>>78902857
>newfag

>>78902908
lol

>>78902911
imagine not knowing how to dora post in 2017

>>78902837
mediumtugal

>>78902908
Colonised by north africans looking to buy EU passports. How come Malta has a downright terrible transport service?

>>78902746
happines you dummy

can someone explain eigenvalues to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2QX8-jRSLQ

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9R4zPTpS9w

>>78902990
Each of a set of values of a parameter for which a differential equation has a nonzero solution (an eigenfunction) under given conditions.

>>78902980
pineals majora

wanking

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>>78902954
>imagine not knowing how to dora post in 2017

JUST watched spiderman homecoming :/

>>78902996
ah yes left jew vs right jew

where's the radical centre jew representation these days?

>>78903003
nah other way around

>>78902963
for what it's worth, the blacks hate malta because everyone is racist and it's a shithole so atleast they gtfo to italy as soon as they can

maccy ds or kfc?

>>78902997
fuck off fascist

>>78903004
in the context of matrices?

>>78902837
look at those bastards in Romania
all that infrastructure from the EU

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>>78903036
do you rate or are cunts in your cunt

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

>>78902908
Europe = white countries
sorry sweaty :)

>>78903045
only one choice in this city
ahaaa but in all honesty go makis, it's much less greasy

wanked to half life xen porn

>>78903084
whys cyprus and ireland in it then

>>78903045
Five Guys

>>78903046
Communists aren’t people. Communists reject our rights so we reject theirs. Rights must be reciprocated, given communists do not accept our rights we need not bother respecting theirs. Given that communists are historically notorious for their lack of respect for property rights and self-ownership and have been responsible for the greatest mass murders in human history, we can deduce that they do not apply rights such as self-ownership to others or themselves. Furthermore, this means that communists cannot be considered moral agents. One can not be considered a moral agent if one does not have an ability to make a moral judgement. Since these moral relativists reject the notion of morality altogether, we know they are incapable of acting in a moral fashion. In order for rights to exist between two or more beings, there must exist some level of reciprocation of rights. Such is the minimum requirement for one to be considered a moral being. Communists are incapable of reciprocating rights, as they do not believe such things exist. We can thus conclude that communists; being incapable of showing the characteristics of humanity, are therefore–for all intents and purposes–not human, and as such should be treated as dangerous primates.

>>78903122
in ur nan

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anime

hate my life

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>>78903121
why is the UK in it is the question

>>78903122
thankfully i don't live surrounded by swarthy fellows so i don't yet have a five guys

>>78902996
please keep yank politics out of here, cheers

>>78903194
rolling around screaming

>>78903242
did you just get shot?

love my life

>>78903284
alri rajesh don't cry lmao

>>78903295
why

>>78903194
wheres the uk schoolchildren

is london the best travel spot for an american who hasnt been to europe?

>>78903242
Because yank state schools in shit urban areas are completely white?

>>78903305
kill yourself

conductor we have a problem

>>78903306
I don't live in London

>>78903305
FUCK OFF

>>78903308
have pretty good prospects
having a lot of fun now

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laugh at my life

>work 60+ hours per week
>get paid like shit
>all so some cunt can spend his days playing golf and lounging around

think i'm becoming a socialist haha

>>78902990
Fucking linear algebra man.

So an eigenvector is when it doesn't change direction but rather the magnitude or length is changed. Eigenvalue refers to the Factor value of the scale or direction of this. For instance if it goes backwards then it might be -1 if it remains the same it might be 1.

>>78903309
there innit

>>78903310
It's not the best travel spot for anyone but Saudi sheiks.

>>78903309
She specifically chose a school in tower hamlets. Yanks bringing their anti-white agenda over here

Ever since the Sexual Offences Act of 1967, it had been legal for male homosexuals over the age of twenty-one to engage in anal intercourse, but it remained strictly illegal for heterosexual couples, even if they were married.

>>78903328
>>78903337
but everyone already knows america is 50% white

>>78902990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFDu9oVAE-g

>>78903344
has freeing slaves ever had positive results in history

>>78903387
60!!!!!!!!!!

>>78903387
And everyone already knows the state of London.

>>78902990
you that phd dane?
its basic tho

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Dire

>>78903366
whats better

>>78903381
Since November 1994 anal sex has been legal "provided that the act of buggery takes place in private and both parties have attained the age of 18" (Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994, section 143). If both parties are men, there are extra restrictions - requiring, for example, that only two persons are present, whether or not they are participating - but those restrictions do not apply to heterosexual buggery.

>>78903412
>
THAINONCE

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

maths are all bollocks

>go to work
>go to gym
>go home
>cook
>eat
>sleep

Or weekend edition
>lie in bed wanking till 1
>cook
>eat
>groceries
>cook
>eat

Literally do nothing besides this

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>no friends
>no gf
>no career
>no dreams

>>78903419
rotherham

>>78903412
oh. you literally are a nonce.

>>78903441
>If both parties are men, there are extra restrictions - requiring, for example, that only two persons are present
doesn't that make filming gay porn illegal

>>78903412
call the king a bender you bent twat nonce

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what's her name, /brit/

>>78903433
Literally anywhere else, but some of the best off the top of my head:
Lake District, Yorkshire Dales, English riviera, Isle of Skye.
Depends what you're after, but those are the best all round places I reckon.

Is it just me, or has this country descended into hell so fast over the past 3 years?

As a liberal, years ago, I used to look at these daily mail stories about hijinks caused by the Muslims like Sharia patrols as propaganda and fake news. After a terrorist attack in my home city, Manchester, I've only seen an increase in Muslim presence: like Islamic information booths blasting out prayer music on the main streets, a huge increase in the number of mosques, absolutely tons of women in Burqas. Just today, there was a white woman and child both clad in black, open-face Burqas. Why is a culture that is so openly hostile to ours and resistant to integration flourishing?

This is completely unrecognisable to the country I grew up in. I fucking hate it; every year it gets worse and worse. What is going on lads? Even a terrorist attack on home soil, resulting in tens of dead and maimed children has no effect on the public psyche.

>>78903493
haven't got a oneitis at the moment 2bf

depressed aussies go to sleep

>>78902990
literally took linear algebra senior year in high school

>>78903455
good goy. remember your alloted 4 weeks per year state mandated pleasure time. be grateful, goy.

>>78903466
I imagine not, the second restriction makes it illegal if you havr gay anal in a public toilet (whether paid or not)

its not thailad

>>78903460
Take kangooru as pet. maybe it make comfort to you.

>>78903513
if it bothers you, do something productive about it

whining on brit about it won't solve much

>>78903493
laquisha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1-H61m9QZI

>>78903536
Bit sad isnt it

>>78903493
yuzu

>>78903549
kangaroos are too big and cranky
wallaby maybe

>>78903493
sha'naynay tykeesha washington

>>78903466
>>78903539
Also it was repealed in the Sexual Offences Act 2003 so bum sex is no longer a crime unless it's rape

>>78903513
this.

really miss being a child and not looking at women dressed in bin bags in the city. i literally feel like i'm in the third world visiting any major city. islam is disgusting, it's caused society to regress a great deal in nearly every respect, catering to those whiny savages who only want things their own way.

>>78903493
hannah

The acts involved in the Spanner case were somewhat to the other end of the continuum, ranging from urtication, through branding, the insertion of wires into penises and the sandpapering of testicles, up to the nailing of a foreskin to a board.

Not a fan of this self-styled "thainonce"

any other cyberpunks in?

>>78903493
Havent even spoken to a girl in 9 months let alone developed an unrequitrd love

>>78903493
his name is apu apustaja
not her

>>78903660
jog on jappy

>>78903513
If you were liberal you would be of the live and let live mindset.

That is provided no laws are broken they should be free to do as thwy please

>>78903579
yes. i suppose it's alright for brainlets who are happy to throw their entire life into a trade. but it's suffocating for anyone remotely intellectual. as is the plan.

In 1996 a man was prosecuted for using a hot knife to sear his wife’s buttocks with his initials. He had been reported to the police by her doctor and was convicted of assault causing actual bodily harm, even though she had been a willing party to the act, indeed had initiated it. The conviction was overturned on appeal on the grounds that ‘sexual activity between husband and wife in the privacy of the matrimonial home is not, in our judgement, a matter for criminal investigation, let alone criminal prosecution’.

>>78903634
*puts on a serious face*
hey.

>>78903595
Oo. but i always wanted exactly kangaroo. It would was very funny i think.

>>78903557
*Forcibly removes several million hostile foreign ingrates, craftily dodging the state that is protecting them at every turn*

>>78903674
sod off fatty

>>78903660
good post

>>78903611
I miss not having to stress as a child 2bh

>>78903716
The king is a bender and you are a nonce.

>>78903639
how is this possible?

>>78903716
I hope they trace your proxy and you actually get done for this. then you get hanged in prison by mahmoud

>>78903701
ugly
caked in makeup to hide her acne

>>78903681
Hmm
My work is intellectual though

I just have no balance and feel restricted with regards to time and autonomy

JANNY

78903716
literal nonce and janny is nowhere to be seen

make a new thread seconds too early and quickdraw is all over it

>>78903422
nah i'm doing masters

>>78903525
good for you lad
i scraped a D in high school maths then managed to avoid it for all of undergrad

Reporting all your posts you filthy nonce degenerate

posting on brit is like kicking a dead whale down the beach

guys im supposed to go to work for the dole thing tomorrow but im supter drunk and really dont feel like it so i probably won.t they probably wont notice im not there anyway. whats gona happen?

>>78903694
what distro you use?

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>>78903696
wallabies are cuter

>>78903780
>>78903780
>>78903780

>>78903684
>she had been a willing party to the act, indeed had initiated it
Reminds me of the time me and a big group were coming back from a club, and this lads gf was begging me to slap her arse. Refused at first, but eventually did it just to shut her up. Turned out the party we were off to was at her bf's place. When we got outside, he told me to keep walking.

>>78903684
state of the state

>>78903744
See>>78903455

Not even that much of an abnormie. Had a gf 10 months ago

>>78903783
>>78903783
>>78903783

>>78903772
mcdonalds death squads will be sent to your home

>>78903747
that's why you gf her now, and then in a year or two the acne is gone and she goes up 2 points on the 0-10 scale

>>78903716
This loli? She look like adult woman. In my country such loli have two babys and work as driver of hard bulldozer. Fuck yeah.

>>78903680
>Didn't break any laws

Hmm, like rape, mass murder and facilitating terrorism.

>>78903929
Starting to sound a bit racist now though

*plugs fingers in ears*
LALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU
TAKE HIM AWAY OFFICER LALALALA

>>78903749
your work may very well be intellectual, and if it appeases you enough to look forward to getting out of bed in the morning, you are one of very few.

My job is intellectual too, it requires a great deal of maths, as well as diplomacy when dealing with clients, especially from abroad. It is fulfilling to an extent, it occupies my brain. But at the end of the day, i'm just a cog in a machine, there is no independence to what I do, no freedom.

There's so many things I'd rather do with my life if I had the resources, things I think I could reasonably achive as a young man, but that I wont be able to as a 50 year old who is retired and has the resources.

It's rigged desu. The best you can hope for is a life of basic comfort and possibly some luxuries, which of course, you can only enjoy on your downtime.

>>78903817
Say me, my doiche, all germans are so smart as you?

>>78904131
only the lonely, desperate ones can devise these subtle schemes

>>78904193
>only the lonely, desperate ones can devise these subtle schemes

i'm not sure. This is humor? You can in humor? I wonder.

>>78904331
я нe из нeмeцa, дpyг
пoэтoмy мoгy в humour

>>78904441
And who are you? russian migrant?

>>78904481
>implying russians can into humour

>>78904612
i just suggested. uki, polak, maybe balt?

>>78904710
нeт, benelux, I won't tell you which specifically, бpaт

>>78904802
ok mystery stranger.