Can someone please tell me the qualities of American banter.

*sharts at you*

>>78900838
It's not even banter. We really believe all the dumb shit we spout.

you just dont get it british commie

>>78892122

IDK man, all it takes is posting an extremely weak b8 thread like this and get over 100 replies.

>>78900913
Yes, I pretty much said that in the OP

stay salty Achmed

>>78900838
>my country could invade YOUR country ahahah yuropoor BTFO
American banter in a nutshell

>>78900838
Imagine one of the bits that Month Python rejected. Begin from there. Add locker room humor, stir vigorously, bake at 400 degrees for 30 minutes or until crust is brown. Season to taste. Feeds 4.

>>78902912
>achmed
Kek. I love how they shove the necessary 'c' in there

>>78903071
>Add locker room humor
Give me an example of this

bantz

>>78903819
GRAB 'EM BY THE PUSSY

>>78903819
Well we like to grab 'em by the pussy.

>>78902965
>mamma mia bippity-boppity spaghetti fettucini rotini we wuz rome
Shitaly banter in a shell pasta

>>78906064
Here we can see American """"""banter"""""" at its finest

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>Here we can see American """"""banter"""""" at its finest

Something something rape, mudslimes and black genitals

>>78900838
>qualities of American banter
Did you try chanter non stop the word "nigger"?
Did you try to keep yelling Build the wall, build the wall?
Maybe learn the American pronunciation of the word negro.

>>78900838
>Can someone please tell me the qualities of American banter.
We don't banter. We mock and bully in real life.

>>78903819
I'd give you a hand but I threw out my back last night while raw dogging your mom.

something something I'll threaten you with the US military that I have absolutely zero control of if you are winning the argument

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>>78906181
Every single Brazilian, Hispanic, Mediterranean, and Iberian I've ever met in real life has been a disgusting greasy haired pig with dirt under his finger nails and that god-awful swarthy skin that smells like B.O. and piss. I don't banter with them, I genuinely hate them and look on with disdain and hatred. Niggers are a preferable alternative. Go to hell, you Brazilian swine!

>>78906261
>Every single Brazilian, Hispanic, Mediterranean
Do you even know from what places both those 3 groups come from? I bet you don't.

>>78906641
Mexico!

>>78900838
>tell me the qualities
pajeet please

>>78906746
Can you point Mexico in a map without accidentally point at the entire pacific ocean?

>>78906641
that's probably a chi fucking with you. leave him alone

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>>78906780
too easy alec

Typical banter on this board is "be american get shot". And these people complain about our "banter". All banter is shit

>>78906880
>he doesn't like shotposting

>>78906993
i didn't say if i liked it or not. all i am saying is their "banter" is shit

why are americans so dumb and fat?

>>78907216
the answer is always hamburger

>>78906870
that's canada not mexico

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>>78907419
>american education
this is canada

>>78907216
because your mom likes to take a fat american cock in her ass

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>"Sorry american friend, but given your current demographics i find the constant bashing of the European population quite uncalled for, especially because it's based on the assump-

I WILL NUKE YOU
hahahah i cant wait to see you're cute germanic girlfriends double-penetrated by the big veiny black rod HAHAH eurocucks bet you wish you had guns now

>>78907583
least I have chicken

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>mfw the guy who called you a cuck out of nowhere is dead now

The greatest bant of all

>>78907583
to be fair, it's not unusual to see continentals behaving at same levels of thick-wittedness

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>>78907775
cu-HHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGH

>>78907476
that's france not canada

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>>78900838
Must be something in the water, I'm baffled time and again by the stupidity of americans on the internet, especially americans on 4chan.

>>78911037
I blame underage and /pol/. Those two things generally go hand in hand as well.

>>78911092
Yeah pretty much.
4chan has gotten too mainstream for it's own good.

>>78906880

this is the post in this thread with the single greatest vein of truth

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>w-we don't care about the opinion of some small pleb country, suck it loser! [european country] who? haha I've never heard of that country before and it's definitely not because I'm geographically illiterate, I just don't care!!! shadilay fellow pedes, praise kek!

>>78911092
Nah, Americans have always being the laughing stock of /int/, when there no flags people would immediately assume you were American if you posted something egregiously stupid

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>>78911409
We may have gone too far in a few places.