jobs centre in the morning edition
I invented the egg gimmick
Love maid uniforms, I am the maid poster.
soviet invasion of afghanistan
Breakfast of grown ups
my ublock isn't working anymore what is going on
not gay just desensitized simple as
>>78899479
just wait a few years until mexicans take over america and spanish becomes lingua franca and everyone wants to learn it
wish i had some booze, brain needs a right drenching
business idea: 8% alcohol that tastes like ribena
>14 hour shift yesterday ending at half midnight
>shift from 5:30 until midday today
>just got back
the so called job
>>78899576
what you work as
>see a post with a Japanese flag
>*gong noise* YOHHH!
>>78899584
cashier
>>78899570
you'd kill a lot of homeless people and teenagers with that
>>78899566
wtf I love mexicans now
seriously though, I was finally memed into doing that language assesment thingy and I got my C2 diploma now
Don't think anyone would say I'm not qualified to teach japanese kids how to count in english
giving up on life is so much easier than trying and failing
don't know why more people don't do it
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504043006771.webm
>>78899612
stop posting this you twerp
>>78899600
haha
great meme :)
pic related is me
this pidgin stuff is seriously fucking retarded
why are they trying to pass off sheer brainletism as "culture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OsV0pzywlY
ITS LAAAAAAAAAAAAADS ARMEH
I am still in my pajamas and there is literally nothing you can do about it
>>78899656
Racist dumb rorke
>>78899650
it was also a miracle to the jews forming the federal reserve
lost my virginity to a girl who i had previously been just friends with
she let me creampie her
i think i'm in love
>>78899522
lies
t. original eggposter
hate x
love y
simple as
just battered my auntie
>>78899642
oi mate
you watched maid dragon yet
>>78899624
good luck, I have a c2 and several other certificates yet most schools want eclusively native speakers. You can find a place to teach, mind you, but it's not gonna be a high-level school
>>78899656
all africans are medically certified mental retards
>>78899678
what could he possibly have meant by this fellas
[pondering emoji]
>>78899650
>>78899671
its not a language, may as well start classing the gibberish smackheads mumble to eachother on street corners off as an official dialect next
getting the daily thinspo in lads
>>78899699
na' lad what is it?
>>78899660
2:19
>me moom woodn't let me
love sargon
simple ass
>>78899728
but it literally is a language you mong
every language is a bastardisation of its forebear
>>78899728
i agree german really is not a language
>>78899671
hello nigger
>>78899712
Maybe I could teach both english and spanish
For that Americaboo appeal you know
never watched this nu-male shite.
>>78899748
i heard he's 1/4 nigger so i hate him now
CHOOOON desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOUNLCSPMaY
>>78899770
>man has ring
>man wants ring
>main characters are gay af
>>78899761
business idea: teach spanish to english speakers
hate the n word
>>78899770
the books are better if you're autistic and enjoy reading the bible
>>78899770
it's not even particularly well written or acted
just a case of normie's new clothes
>>78899742
Anime about a dragon maid and her dragon friends
It's really cute and comfy
>it's not even particularly well written or acted
>just a case of normie's new clothes
PUNCH NAZIS
EAT SHIT
Official thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYD-DIggB2k
>>78899789
I just want to move abroad
I'm really into Japanese history so that's why it's my first option, but teaching Spanish to irish kids could be fun
>>78899840
its hard for anyone to just move to japan
>>78899819
it's fucking boring m8 just 4 hours of filler
>>78899840
>Japanese history
sure you are la
*dismantles your judeo christian ideology*
the first lotr is comfy up until around the point where they leave the mines of moria, after that it becomes convoluted gobbledygook
why do australian politicians stutter/repeat themselves so much
>>78899802
never really been an anime fan desu
>>78899860
Shant be taking any of your shit
Anime is pretty cool tho
>>78899880
the stuff in Theoden's court and the party freeing his mind was good in the second one
>>78899802
grow up you fucking manchild
>>78899497
i invented this gimmick
>>78899934
lmao are you moving to japan because of a children's book
>>78899928
Fair nuff
>>78899840
>i-im j-just really interested in their history!!!!
classic
>>78899934
>reads one pop-science book
>"yeah im pretty well versed on japanese history (or, as they call themselves, "nihon")
>>78899952
it's 900 pages long and has a surprising lack of cute anime girls though
>>78899956
Love maids though
me on the left you on the right
>>78899971
I'm not well versed
I'm interested in it
feel free to gimme some recommendations if you got them tho
Feeling a bit down lads, can someone cook up a quick DEANO copypasta for me to read?
>>78900013
why doesn't he move it?
japan is an interesting one
it might be the only place on earth where someone tall, skinny and pale (but still attractive obviously) has more luck with women than a tanned, muscular, also good looking bloke
>>78900047
i could but...eh.
>>78900022
business idea: be born a chad
lol yanks call pyramids 'peermids'
A Brit responded to North Korean Missile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VmCvChcGzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRz06GrF-1I
based
>>78900052
Everyone in my family thinks that pale skin makes you look sick and weak
I have to keep my cute white protestant fetish hidden from them
>>78900066
diverse and vibrant desu, glad she's finally learning the truth about boring old white people x
>I prefer Rodrigo-sama
>>78900085
Thanks anyway.
https://youtu.be/54QnGVI_Mks?t=51
tim says he's gonna shoot the people hacking his PC in the head
business idea: never be born at all
>>78900066
I'm sure the reverse happens often as well
>>78900094
>I've come ere to hike for a forrest
sure lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VRBWLpYCPY lol
>>78900150
why doesn't he just get a new pc?
>>78900171
ah yes whitey started it
>>78900035
right, i'm actually sorry, that was uncalled for
>>78900150
>>78900118
i guess it's because if a spanish person's turns really pale they probably are quite sick
same reason asians dont like to tan, because then they resemble their poorer, sunnier neighbours
>>78900150
hooting
THUGGISH LOCAL JEWELLERS
making reaction toward NK is lose itself
>>78900151
*invests*
>>78900047
not exactly copypasta but on bank holiday monday, my fiance and I went to a wedding show, stopped at the pub on the way home for an Adnam's Ghost Ship and a white wine spritzer, then went to Bella Italia for dinner because we had a £20 off voucher
KEATING IS A DOG JUST LIKE GILLARD HE WAS A GREAT TREASURER BUT HAWKE WAS OUR SECOND BEST PRIME MINISTER BEHIND WITLAM
>>78900208
It's alri lad
Happens to us all from time to time <3
Also making of modern japan is very much not pop-history
>>78900208
you've made an absolute fool of yourself and we've ALL seen it
>>78900216
guess that makes sense
>>78900208
hahaha dumbass
ah fucking mosquito you little bitch die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
remember when that german bloke went all in on José for being a weeb and he wasn't even a weeb haha what a knob
>>78900150
just think that if he was in america he could go in and buy an ak47 tomorrow
had enough of these thuggish local jewellers trying to mess me about
>>78900216
>asians dont like to tan
That isn't true, quite the opposite actually
why doesnt the uk feel like an island?
>>78900208
Ahahaha you stupid cunt.
>>78900308
he would just take his shitty old laptop to america with him and think he is still being hacked
>>78900258
>>78900294
at least i'm not an anglo *shivers at the thought*
doing some light reading
>>78900334
big, innit
state funded gfs when
>>78900334
too many people, unable to develop island mentality
no isolation from the continent either
>>78900363
Say that to me and the lads irl, see what happens.
interview for a job at call centre friday
can't say im looking forward to it
anyone else dislike wearing slim jeans? Feel like a canny move my legs but loose jeans aren't very fashionable
>i will never be born in england
>i will never get to experience the feeling of leaving my house in the countryside and walking 20 minutes through beautiful scenic paddocks and along tight windy roads flanked by lush trees to get to the comfy town centre
Love this, surprisingly well done too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4&t=36s
>>78900404
what would happen?
>>78899656
Doubleplus ungood speak
>>78900407
proto-normie
>>78900375
the UK is smaller than new zealand
im closer to 24 than 23 now
make it stop
why can't i swallow pills
im a damn manchild
>>78900435
I don't understand how popular this video got
how could someone that doesn't browse /v/ possible enjoy it
>>78900428
literally my life
>>78900449
I'd whack you one.
>>78900428
I don't experience that either lad
thats some 5%er type life
>>78900472
and New Zealand definitely feels like an island, doesn't it
>>78900473
almost 25
>>78900474
calm your throat
>>78900499
lol fuck off townie, that's just what actual England is like
>>78900479
think that's illegal la'
16 year olds are having sex and i am NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Can someone make a smug pepe/crying wojak of pepe in a spitfire downing a bf109?
Asking for a friend
>>78900499
>be born in australia
>leave the house and try to walk anywhere and realise anywhere important is a 1 hour walk away through suburban sprawl unless you live in a major city centre
>>78900506
two islands, yes.
>>78900563
Would do that in 4 seconds if I wasn't on mobile
>>78900475
/v/ is one of the most popular boards on this site
also its fairly relatable to any board
don't think I'll ever get a gf lads
>>78900428
England is a densly populated grey shithoel
>>78900615
>>78900615
:(
there's heaps of girls out there that are having the exact same thought right now lad
>>78900615
that's ok, most of them are meh or ugly anyway
just applied for a job aha
went to britain
liked scotland
didn't like england
simple as
>>78900544
no one lives in actual england besides old people and talent-less plebs working in coop their whole life
everyone lives in cities
>>78900643
doubt it
>>78900643
yeh, ugly dykes
>>78900643
don't think there are that many lesbians
>>78900675
England and Scotland are the same place with different accents
>>78900615
hi x
my cock
IS TINY
guys, what is going on between the french and brits? why is there so many banters going on between the two?
>>78900643
no there aren't
>>78900677
keep thinking that, townie, keeps you lot out
>>78900665
the day i have to get a job is the day i throw myself in the way of heavy machinery
>>78900678
>>78900691
>>78900696
m80s, girls are literally just men with vaginas and boobs.
they are just like us
Why should some have gfs while others go without? No one should be able to get multiple gfs when there is a chronic shortage. Don't I have the right?
Never tried but don't imagine it's THAT hard to get a gf or even a shag
>>78900742
you have your own chronic shortage to worry about, you Icelandic manlet
how are you?
>>78900737
very untrue and not very nice for you to lie to me like this
>>78900737
Does that mean that I'm a girl with a penis
>>78900725
they're neighbours
>>78900742
*starts the virgin-proletarian revolution*
*seizes the means of reproduction*
>>78900677
Mate of mine is a guitar teacher, doesn't make huge amounts of cash. For a few years, he lived in a cosy little farmhouse just outside Market Wheaton. 10 mins from the town, surrounded by fields on 3 sides, one of which had horses. He got lucky, got in with someone who was renting it. All sorts of people live small towns and villages in the countryside, you'd know that if you'd ever been.
>>78900737
no they are not
>>78900770
Heh.. not bad, kid
>>78900730
I live in a city, not a town
would never want to live in the country anyway,im too accustomed to the fast life in the concrete jungle
>>78900332
ah yes all those asians at the beach and sunbeds
lads i need a job again, fed up of being unemployed.
>>78900737
nah
their bone structure is different too
also their brains work differently
>>78900776
i never lie
>>78900781
yes
>>78900801
join the army
been seeing the same doctor for a year and have realised recently that i'm more intelligent than him
where's my m.d.?
>>78900797
>I live in a city, not a town
lol stupid townie
>>78900792
didn't ask for your life story fucking hell
at 5'8 im considering just BEING a gf
>>78900816
hot
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
>>78900842
I'm 5'6
>>78900828
grandma and mummy wouldnt let me
>been seeing the same doctor for a year and have realised recently that i'm more intelligent than him
>>78900737
load of crap if you believe that
>>78900799
Asians love the beach so much they even made a reality show about it. No idea what you are on about mate
>>78900833
you are unable to make me jealous
enjoy your fields lmao
>>78900813
i was exaggerating
the point is that if you ever reach a certain level of intimacy with a girl, you realize that a lot of the preconceptions that you had about women are complete bullshit. that includes both the burgeoise "pure virgin"-stereotype and the /r9k/-shitposts
>>78900665
applied for 5 yesterday
dont expect any response
>>78900842
>>78900874
Fuck off, giants
just found out im gay lads
>>78900845
why do paddies keep bringing up the spousal abuse as if its not an irish tradition?
24 and never been the beach
is it good
>>78900876
Stop spamming this image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbiIGIKsuIM
KITTIES!!!
just found out im straight lads
>5'8
>5'6
>>78900924
Nah
>>78900590
oh ;/
just found out im cat lads
>>78900935
Haha, go kiss a girl or something, straighty
>>78900923
Spousal abuse is a British and Irish tradition sweetie x
>dude, listen bro... girls are just guys without a dick. Just be yourself my man
Doing a wank
be back in an hour
>>78900924
how can you never have been to the beach
it's impossible to be more than a couple of hours away from the beach here
>>78899669
im still in bed
>>78900995
t. has never been himself
hate being 5'6
wish I was a girl so my height would be more acceptable
>>78900924
no its fucking shit
the sand is basically lava and at least a part of you is getting sunburnt
Bit weird that women criticise men for being horny pigs, and then use that as an excuse to behave just like them rather than try to make men more restrained and family-oriented
>>78901012
never pretended to be anyone else desu
>>78901041
Don't think it's like that here
britain doesn't have beaches
>>78901069
wrong
>>78900995
coincidentally, i actually am a total chad as far as looks are concerned.
but that was never the point. i don't doubt that it is harder for some men to get a women than for others. i am just saying that some men seem to develop a kind of conspiracy theory aoud women, and that doesn't help things one bit, obviously.
so don't "just b urself lol" but rather recognize that the woman in front of you is ALSO yourself, in a sense. people are really shockingly alike, if you dig a little into it.
australia doesn't have roads
>>78901069
can confirm
they need to use ours
>>78901025
>The average woman in England weighed 11 stone (70.2kg) and was 5ft 3in tall (161.6cm).
>>78901120
literally my mum
poland doesn't have germans
>>78901075
those pebbled miserable grey-watered coasts you have there? no
>>78901109
thoughts on brits x
Why do refugees form camps to get into Britain?
business idea:
use a hipster email client like neomutt to impress women
>>78900995
cannot believe there are girls who will put up with those tats
>>78901139
just dont go to the pebble ones go to the sand ones, there's pretty good ones
do not like women
>>78900924
I've seen a shitload of beaches, especially in England. It can be fantastic, and it can be horrible. It depends on a lot of different factors.
The quality of the sand and water
The quality of the facilities
The quality of the company
The weather
How crowded it is (and whether those people are decent folk or foul animals)
How prepared you are for the beach
>>78901120
Grim
>>78901069
um
>>78901067
why would you go to an english beach
>>78901120
bit chubby eh
>>78901145
Unironically love you lads
>>78901205
cos we live in england
>>78901168
are you joking
thats the only slimmer of personality anyone in that picture has
id prefer that guy with tats over generic clean supermodel no 4282948872 any day
>britain doesn't have beach-
>>78901155
I don't understand it either desu. I think in their cultures they somehow have this idea that the UK is some free kind of oasis of free money and absolute security when in reality it's culturally identical to the countries that they're forming camps in.
>>78901225
>tats = personality
Do away with the British beaches and build public housing there instead
Just saw an ad for dentures
honestly lads the difference between r/ukpolitics and r/unitedkingdom is like night and day. Did NOT know that
>https://haveibeenpwned.com/
the disposable email has been pwned 4 times by databreaches
good thing i keep my real account seperate ha HA
britain has shitloads of beaches
>>78901225
You don't know those guys. They could be deep, complex men with passions the fury of which you can't even begin to grasp.
why do i feel so good all the time?
>>78901249
dropped your gaycard
>>78901155
you see on news interviews videos of them saying 'my dream is to go to the UK' but I don't know why. The empire probably made the subject of the UK a highly relevant country in these countries and the legend of the UK was probably passed down for generations as people taught their children that the UK was the center of the world or whatever
>>78901259
i've been pwned pretty badly twice on my main email lol
>>78901297
is that kylie
>>78901259
my shit is on there from the interpals leak
>>78901317
no its me, i dropped it
>>78901257
do NOT care
>>78901329
dropped your gay card
>>78901259
honestly too scared to even check
Want to fuck a cute britboi
Quick question
Can I acquire a person's happiness if I drink their blood?
>>78901155
If I was supreme leader of Europe for one week I'd send the army in and round up every one of those cunts
>>78901257
Reddit is just a collection of echo chambers. Some by design (pic related), the rest by virtue of the voting mechanic.
It's political correctness gone mad
>>78901355
all you'd have to do is change your password on your bank account and amazon and paypal and what have you if you've been memed
worth it desu
>>78901374
no, happiness is stored in the bone marrow
>>78901155
>jungle
bit racist
someone hacked my psn account once and tried to buy games with it, good job i was broke at the time so they couldn't buy shit haha
>>78901120
the average woman weighs the same as me and is nearly a foot smaller
jesus christ
>>78901398
god i hate coming up with new passwords
>>78901259
lol twice don't even care
>>78901427
>>78901398
I never got online banking to begin with for this exact reason desu
now that im fixing my life i've made a new e-mail and all important business is going there now anyway
plus im literally too poor to steal from so I think im fine
>>78901259
8 times lmao
>>78901259
my old email pwned 4 times (myspace and last.fm)
don't think i had any sensitive info attached though
for once in my life i don't feel constantly on the edge of being broke
wondering what i should spend my windfall one
>>78901389
r/ukpolitics seems somewhat varied. Very redpilled on immigration and rape gangs desu
>>78901305
Because most of them speak English as a second language, but not German or Swedish, I guess. They are also more likely to have met English guys abroad in their home country than, say, a Frenchman, because Brits just get everywhere. Having met a Brit in Sudan and heard about the UK, that would convince a Sudanese that the UK is the place for them.
>you arrive in spa- oh wait its the isle of wight
>>78901228
i bet you went trawing through google images to find the best looking british beach you could, meanwhile something like this in australia could be some bogan's back yard
>>78901484
Is it legal to purchase private possessions in Norway?
dont care
>>78901427
You only weigh a slightly bit more than me
>>78901361
hello!
>>78873461
Your thoughts?
>>78901529
covered in fucking jack jumpers
AHEM
>>78901512
what kind of retard is walking around sudan and banging on about how fucking great britain is
need a kot
What is worse
Being a massive lank or being a manlet?
desuarchive down for anyone else? any alternatives?
was going to do something but decided to not do anything instead
hows /gf2017/ going anon
>>78901568
manlet
at least you can work on being a lank, the foundation is the most important part of any structure
>>78901616
right on track
turkish girl
>falling for the marriage meme
hmm
no thanks
I've seen my parents and many other parents get divorced and it's simply not good for the child whatsoever
>>78901616
it isn't
>>78901616
alri
no contender yet. but there is still time to go la
>>78901616
pushed it back to gf 2025. need a few years by myself anyways
>>78901616
shite aha
>>78901616
t-theres still one more day of comeback august
>>78901616
done
chinese girl
>>78901259
5 times
>>78899802
>draw a girl
>add a tail/crow nest
>call it a dragon/cat/fox/ship
why is anime the epitome of autismo
>>78901540
Cute!
>>78901389
Love the smell of lefty hypocrisy in the morning. They should really learn what words mean before using them.
>>78901823
almost nobody uses bigotry to refer to intolerance of different opinions. it's near universally used for things along the lines of sexism and racism.
argument ad dictionarium is wank.